|2009-02-17, 08:57 PM||#1|
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Mayhem, OR
Chariot War on Unicycles, wearing fur thong
Portland loves its freaky bike related cultural events, some naked, some clothed and some armor-plated.
The Unicycle Bastards put together an entry for this years Ben Hurt III, chariot war, a semi-underground all-out no rules bare bloody nuckle fight to the last chariot rolling.
The Bastard's welding-cart-based chariot towed by four "horses" on unicycles was the first ever unicycle based chariot in the history of the event and the competition was . . . . . brutal . . . . literally. Our Bastard chariot made it 5 minutes before being sideswiped by the "hamster ball", tacoing one of our wheels badly. Guess they don't make welding cart wheels like they used to.
FYI: No raccoons died in the construction of our armor.
A couple of vids to get your mini-bike, freak-bike/unicycle boner pumping:
Last edited by brycer1968; 2009-02-17 at 09:00 PM.
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