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2009-02-17, 08:57 PM
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Brycer1968
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Mayhem, OR
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Chariot War on Unicycles, wearing fur thong
Portland loves its freaky bike related cultural events, some naked, some clothed and some armor-plated.
The Unicycle Bastards put together an entry for this years Ben Hurt III, chariot war, a semi-underground all-out no rules bare bloody nuckle fight to the last chariot rolling. The Bastard's welding-cart-based chariot towed by four "horses" on unicycles was the first ever unicycle based chariot in the history of the event and the competition was . . . . . brutal . . . . literally. Our Bastard chariot made it 5 minutes before being sideswiped by the "hamster ball", tacoing one of our wheels badly. Guess they don't make welding cart wheels like they used to. FYI: No raccoons died in the construction of our armor. A couple of vids to get your mini-bike, freak-bike/unicycle boner pumping: Last edited by brycer1968; 2009-02-17 at 09:00 PM. |
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2009-02-17, 09:43 PM
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Formerly jrdugueod
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: The OC, California
Age: 55
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That is so great!! I'll have to google the rules of Ben Hurt to understand it better. We've got to do something like this in Southern California! Who's in?
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2009-02-17, 09:49 PM
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the other one is a training wheel
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: Portland, OR
Age: 49
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Ben Hurt Rules
1) Go until you're stopped.
2) Fight until it hurts. 3) Drink until you fall 4) Goto 1 |
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2009-02-17, 10:19 PM
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The Legit Way
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Truckee, Nor Cal
Age: 20
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that was sick... pure genius.
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2009-02-17, 11:07 PM
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einradshows.de
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Ruhrgebiet/Kaiserslautern Germany
Age: 26
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Looks like a lot of fun
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2009-02-18, 01:17 AM
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John 15:13
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Panama City, Fl
Age: 22
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Looks like you guys had a good time.
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2009-02-18, 02:10 AM
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North Shore ridin'
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Carmichael, CA
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Let us know if you need help designing your uni-hamster-ball for next year. That looks like the way to go! Thanks for sharing this zanyness with us!
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2009-02-18, 06:49 AM
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Igloo ceiling
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: Ashland, Oregon, USA
Age: 46
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Beeyootiful!
Almost enough to make me wish I still lived in Portland where I could hang out with other like minded people and get my skull cracked in by them. Almost.... On second thought, maybe youtube is close enough.
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2009-02-18, 04:58 PM
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I unicycle for Donuts
Join Date: Apr 2006
Location: In a Box behind Taco Bell in Portland Oregon
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Haha I remember talk about this last year....
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2009-02-19, 12:06 AM
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Off Balance Unicyclist
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Calgary, Alberta, Canada
Age: 25
Posts: 478
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ha ha yay for portland... that looks like so much fun it's almost rediculous to think about. By the looks of it, the smart guys were rolling with their spokes protected.
This makes me think that uni gladiator needs to look a lot more like that. |
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