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Old 2008-10-26, 11:07 PM   #106
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I did. Perhaps Cap'n didn't understand my humor? No I don't. 666 rides for me.
Oh, Now I see! I get it, 666 Rides for you, since you Are the "Devil" himself persay!

I also make the notation that you Were indeed being "Sarcastic" in one of your more Recent previous Posts.
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Old 2008-10-26, 11:30 PM   #107
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There will be no Torker 2012. The Torker '09 is the end of the line.
Jesus, you don't know me.

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I smoke crack with the torker 09 on the weekends.
Why don't you just get lost? Clearly you have something better to do.

The 09 Torker has spoken. Be gone.

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Old 2008-10-26, 11:36 PM   #108
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Right! Got me there man. Gonna go forge the torker 2012 frame.
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Old 2008-10-27, 12:25 AM   #109
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The 09 or even 2012 Torker can not be made by Satan or Jesus, 09 Torker created them both along with Buddah and Chuck Norris!
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Old 2008-10-27, 12:29 AM   #110
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Your exactly right, It's a collaboration. I'm making the frame, chuck's got the hub and cranks, jesus is on rim and spokes, Buddha is on seat, post and clamp, and we're all making the tire/tube/strip together.
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Old 2008-10-27, 12:30 AM   #111
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Wow, I didn't realize how intent you guys are on this.
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Old 2008-10-27, 12:37 AM   #112
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I take the prophecy seriously.
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Old 2008-10-27, 02:36 AM   #113
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Hmm! You have some excellent points, Jesus, but I think Satan has come in spite of your Presence here. This seems to me like it could cause quite a Conflict!
Nah, Satan and I are cool, right Satan?
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Old 2008-10-27, 03:26 AM   #114
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the 09 torker killed my mother, and raped my dog.
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Old 2008-10-27, 03:28 AM   #115
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this is ridiculous.

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Old 2008-10-27, 03:55 AM   #116
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the 09 torker killed my mother, and raped my dog.
I would not kill, nor can I rape. I am the essence of all that is good. All that is supreme. If you had any idea of what I was capable of, then you would not make such assumptions. You are clearly unaware of my power, so I will let this one slide.

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this is ridiculous.
It is only ridiculous if you truly believe it is so. I however, believe that I am to be taken seriously. I am no joke.
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Old 2008-10-27, 04:49 AM   #117
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i dont doubt you have "power". i just dont care.. and if you cant rape, then thats your own fault. my 07KH rapes me real badly sometimes, best uni.
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Old 2008-10-27, 05:21 AM   #118
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Ok guys let us not forget some of the forum rules...Rape never funny for instance...

This was a Torker 09 joke thread...not a worship the torker thread...Really funny twist of events, but lets get back on topic shall we....

*The 09 Torker rides so much like the 2010 Torker they should sue themselves!
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Old 2008-10-27, 05:25 AM   #119
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'Torker09.... Your gonna shit bricks.'
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Old 2008-10-27, 06:44 AM   #120
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The 09 Torker told Mitch Hedberg all his jokes!

Lol saw the RIP and made me laugh seein how I am giving a commemorative speech on him tomorrow morning
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