ADULTS ONLY:This product will help you Drive Girls WILD!!! and add inches to your

BillyTheMountain · 2008-08-28, 02:49 PM

Fellas,

Scientifically proven!!

Make girls swoon and drive them wild. You know how girls love your

12 inch

unicycle wheel? Many girls can't help but exclaim: I want to ride that thang!!

And if they know you've got 20 inches, girls give you an even BIGGER response!

24 inches, 26 inches, 28 inches may be enough for some girls for one ride, but fellas:

Don't just watch from the sidelines while all the guys with 36 inches get and keep the girls!

Fellas: This product is guaranteed to increase the size of your unicycle wheel within weeks!

Bonus: An under-inflated tire is no fun.

Remember the embarrassment of wanting to impress the girl, but then she sees your tire just isn't hard. This product comes with a special inner tube and pump so your tires gets HARD and STAYS HARD!

Never again be the object of her pity because your tire WON'T GET OR STAY HARD.

Special bonus if you act today, you may get a 48 inch wheel!!!! Fellas, It's probably more than you can handle, but if you're willing to learn to use it, Glory can be yours!

Yes fellas, I'm really talking UNICYCLE WHEEL. Send credit card information or phone 800-555-INCH

ACT FAST, AND GET A FREE BOOKLET ENTITLED: "where to meet sexy girls who can't wait to ride YOUR unicycle"

and "Ultimate Pleasure on Your Ultimate Wheel!"

Special XXX rated video: The Girls of UNICON Riding 36"

UniBrier · 2008-08-28, 02:52 PM

Just where is that spam filter when you need it?

Into the blue · 2008-08-28, 03:35 PM

That's Harper's birthday present sorted.

harper · 2008-08-28, 04:27 PM

Billy-

I can't get through using the phone number you listed. Will you send me the information you used when you made your bulk order?

Thanks.

Spudman · 2008-08-28, 04:33 PM

Do you want me to pm you my credit card information, or should I just post it in this thread?

BillyTheMountain · 2008-08-28, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harper

Billy-

I can't get through using the phone number you listed. Will you send me the information you used when you made your bulk order?

Thanks.

I'm pretty sure there are photos posted on the web, of you and your 36 inch.

Zzagg · 2008-08-28, 05:57 PM

You made my day, fellas

vanpaun · 2008-08-28, 06:19 PM

Warning: Not to be taken with UnidudeDX's ego, may cause severe lack of galactic space*

*more so than it already is.

Phil_on_uni · 2008-08-28, 07:25 PM

Testimonial:

My mate and I were really struggling in our love life. But ever since I got my 24" she cant keep her hands off of me...AND my 24". Most of the time she wants to play with it more then I do

Things have gotten so good that I recently upgraded to 36". Now the fun just doesn't stop. Sometimes She even lets her friends join in too

Thanks Unicycle Wheel

tomblackwood · 2008-08-29, 01:37 AM

Billy, you shouldn't drink and post, despite what Jagur says.

dangerdog · 2008-08-29, 02:28 AM

I give this no credibility until it is endorsed by a C grade celebrity.

Jethro · 2008-08-29, 03:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dangerdog

C grade celebrity.

Did someone mention my name?

Billy, of all the attempts I have ever seen to make up for getting cheating in the manhood department, this is indeed the saddest.

BillyTheMountain · 2008-09-01, 02:06 AM

someone's got a 48" that STAYS HARD ALL THE TIME!!!!

Hint: It's not me!

2008-08-28, 02:49 PM	#1
BillyTheMountain Happy Wal-Mart Employee Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: NYC, USA Posts: 11,551	ADULTS ONLY:This product will help you Drive Girls WILD!!! and add inches to your Fellas, Scientifically proven!! Make girls swoon and drive them wild. You know how girls love your 12 inch unicycle wheel? Many girls can't help but exclaim: I want to ride that thang!! And if they know you've got 20 inches, girls give you an even BIGGER response! 24 inches, 26 inches, 28 inches may be enough for some girls for one ride, but fellas: Don't just watch from the sidelines while all the guys with 36 inches get and keep the girls! Fellas: This product is guaranteed to increase the size of your unicycle wheel within weeks! Bonus: An under-inflated tire is no fun. Remember the embarrassment of wanting to impress the girl, but then she sees your tire just isn't hard. This product comes with a special inner tube and pump so your tires gets HARD and STAYS HARD! Never again be the object of her pity because your tire WON'T GET OR STAY HARD. Special bonus if you act today, you may get a 48 inch wheel!!!! Fellas, It's probably more than you can handle, but if you're willing to learn to use it, Glory can be yours! Yes fellas, I'm really talking UNICYCLE WHEEL. Send credit card information or phone 800-555-INCH ACT FAST, AND GET A FREE BOOKLET ENTITLED: "where to meet sexy girls who can't wait to ride YOUR unicycle" and "Ultimate Pleasure on Your Ultimate Wheel!" Special XXX rated video: The Girls of UNICON Riding 36" __________________ While you and I are having our cake-and-ice-cream party, the others are having a drink-the-blood-of-the-poor party in the back room. --[QUOTE=maestro8;1433130] Last edited by BillyTheMountain; 2008-08-28 at 02:51 PM.

2008-08-28, 02:52 PM	#2
UniBrier Time To Ride Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Brier, WA USA Age: 53 Posts: 4,233	Just where is that spam filter when you need it? __________________ Steve Hop Drop & Roll “If something is too hard to do, then it's not worth doing. You just stick that guitar in the closet next to your shortwave radio, your karate outfit and your unicycle and we'll go inside and watch TV.” – Homer

2008-08-28, 04:27 PM	#4
harper 768 - It's in your DNA Join Date: Sep 2001 Age: 60 Posts: 8,579	Billy- I can't get through using the phone number you listed. Will you send me the information you used when you made your bulk order? Thanks. __________________ -Greg Harper Destroying the climate by shutting down nuclear power plants, one by one, since 1979. JC is the only main man. There can be no other. "A fool on a unicycle is redundant" - J.D. Miller

2008-08-28, 05:57 PM	#7
Zzagg Threadjack surfer Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: France, NANTES (Bretagne) Age: 39 Posts: 3,580	You made my day, fellas __________________ GILD: "You get to play every game in the world, in the finest game setting known to man, your imagination." One of these days I'm gonna change my evil ways. Till then I'll just keep riding on

2008-08-28, 06:19 PM	#8
vanpaun now Jeremy R Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Massastupidchussets Age: 19 Posts: 1,572	Warning: Not to be taken with UnidudeDX's ego, may cause severe lack of galactic space* *more so than it already is. __________________ /'\ Shopuni mountainuni Vimeo Channel Youtube Channel NE Trials sixsixone I miss my Sigpic [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

2008-08-28, 04:33 PM	#5
Spudman yeah. Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Chandler, AZ Age: 25 Posts: 1,699	Do you want me to pm you my credit card information, or should I just post it in this thread?

2008-08-28, 07:25 PM	#9
Phil_on_uni TEAM DIRTY NEEDLEZ, TEAM SPENCER Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Spokane, Washinton Age: 26 Posts: 2,099	Testimonial: My mate and I were really struggling in our love life. But ever since I got my 24" she cant keep her hands off of me...AND my 24". Most of the time she wants to play with it more then I do Things have gotten so good that I recently upgraded to 36". Now the fun just doesn't stop. Sometimes She even lets her friends join in too Thanks Unicycle Wheel __________________ ><> Unicycle For Hatred, Bigotry, and Ignorance <>< Team Forrest, Underground *)---, '30ft Coaster~ johnfoss: What do you call the bunches of kids that follow Kris around at big unicycle conventions? "Holmies".

2008-08-29, 01:37 AM	#10
tomblackwood Tailgate at your own risk... Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Issaquah, WA USA Posts: 3,873	Billy, you shouldn't drink and post, despite what Jagur says. __________________ Tom Blackwood is like a shadowy figure behind a 36" tree...

2008-08-29, 02:28 AM	#11
dangerdog Registered User Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: sydney australia Age: 51 Posts: 358	I give this no credibility until it is endorsed by a C grade celebrity. __________________ once I was young and stupid....that was some time ago my videos http://www.youtube.com/user/betterforks

2008-09-01, 02:06 AM	#13
BillyTheMountain Happy Wal-Mart Employee Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: NYC, USA Posts: 11,551	someone's got a 48" that STAYS HARD ALL THE TIME!!!! Hint: It's not me! __________________ While you and I are having our cake-and-ice-cream party, the others are having a drink-the-blood-of-the-poor party in the back room. --[QUOTE=maestro8;1433130]

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