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Old 2008-04-18, 03:42 AM   #16
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how long does it take for a black girl to crap
9 months, I'm assuming.

I've heard tons of racist jokes for many races, except for white people. I'd love to hear one against whites. Anyone?
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Old 2008-04-18, 03:49 AM   #17
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Old 2008-04-18, 04:31 AM   #18
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I've been wanting to hear a decent white joke for years...now there's finally 1 decent white joke versus the 234908236534205978342390847...........black jokes.

I know a lot of them, but I never repeat them
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Old 2008-04-18, 04:54 AM   #19
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i hear alot of jw jokes too.......... oh ive got a great one. what do you call and obese white person?
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Old 2008-04-18, 07:39 AM   #20
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i hear alot of jw jokes too.......... oh ive got a great one. what do you call and obese white person?
what?

hey when u post jokes u shuld put the answer in them if possible, that way its easier to find the answer
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Old 2008-04-18, 08:05 AM   #21
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No, you should just not post the jokes at all.

This forum does not need a thread like this.
We have enough trouble trying to keep this place 'friendly', we don't need a repository of smut.

Being unable to have this thread locked, I will make a serious request to all my fellow forumites not to post in this thread.

Please.
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Old 2008-04-18, 08:14 AM   #22
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No, you should just not post the jokes at all.

This forum does not need a thread like this.
We have enough trouble trying to keep this place 'friendly', we don't need a repository of smut.

Being unable to have this thread locked, I will make a serious request to all my fellow forumites not to post in this thread.

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nvm

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Old 2008-04-18, 08:20 AM   #23
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wat is ur problem? Who cares, were just having fun, its not like were hurting anyone
All sorts of fun is or can be appropriate at various times and places.
Some things I enjoy when out with my friends may not be appropriate when I'm sitting in a job interview.

Telling dirty jokes on a family friendly unicycle forum site is not appropriate.

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All sorts of fun is or can be appropriate at various times and places.
Some things I enjoy when out with my friends may not be appropriate when I'm sitting in a job interview.

Telling dirty jokes on a family friendly unicycle forum site is not appropriate.

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whoa ur fast, i met to erase that, i edited it like 5 seconds after i posted
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All sorts of fun is or can be appropriate at various times and places.
Some things I enjoy when out with my friends may not be appropriate when I'm sitting in a job interview.

Telling dirty jokes on a family friendly unicycle forum site is not appropriate.

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would you like to offer any limets on what can be said, short of nothing?
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whats the diffrence between a black guy and a picnic table?
a picnic table can support a family
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Old 2008-04-18, 12:34 PM   #28
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would you like to offer any limets on what can be said, short of nothing?
I would like to be believe people would be able to set their own limits.
Sadly, my experience on this forum lately is beginning to suggest the opposite.
Starting a thread like this is quite simply asking for trouble, the disgustingly racist joke directly above this post being a case in point.

Limits?
Jokes you can tell your mother and/or grandmother, and we already have a thread for those.

I'm repeating my call for all posters to please ignore this thread and to refrain from posting any so-called 'dirty jokes'.

Please.
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whats the diffrence between a black guy and a picnic table?
a picnic table can support a family
C'mon, Gilby. This is ridiculous. There is no way this sort of blatent racial trash should be allowed on this forum. Please close this thread!
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Limits?
Jokes you can tell your mother and/or grandmother, and we already have a thread for those.

I'm repeating my call for all posters to please ignore this thread and to refrain from posting any so-called 'dirty jokes'.

Please.
well if we cut the racit ones, thats quit a few "light- dirty jokes".
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