My manhood is stopping my from doing unispins with the seat backwards

Alex Murr · 2012-02-10, 01:38 AM

title says it all but to reiterate when ever i set up to do a unispin with the front handle faceing me it pushes into my manhood and hurts.

johnfoss · 2012-02-10, 04:31 AM

Aww.

Time to man up? Or how about lowering the seat? You could also try changing the seat angle if your post allows it.

Alex Murr · 2012-02-10, 06:23 AM

any lower and it makes doing roll combos hard and any higher and it makes unispins hard. i was messing around today and if i have one hand on the front handle and one on the back bumper i can do a 180 but that wont allow me to do anything like a 360 or up. guess for now ill just keep doing that =/

Feisty · 2012-02-10, 06:25 AM

Maybe he is hung like Seabiscuit and the seat is all the way down

get a prince albert and a belly button ring then construct a mini "block and tackle" between the two so you can hoist it out the way

johnfoss · 2012-02-10, 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feisty

get a prince albert and a belly button ring then construct a mini "block and tackle" between the two so you can hoist it out the way

I am SO trying not to picture that in my mind.

What about getting rid of the seat handle? Can you still buy front bumpers without the handle? I know handles basically suck for Freestyle...

padst3r · 2012-02-10, 08:10 AM

Hold the seat further out or do it with the seat the other way round?

Alex Murr · 2012-02-10, 04:18 PM

[QUOTE=padst3r;1504257]Hold the seat further out or do it with the seat the other way round?[/QUOTE
to do it the otherway i would have to get off the uni and its not the pushing into me that hurts btw its the wiggling back and forth when i ride seat out with the seat backwards that pinches and hurts like hell

Yeti · 2012-02-11, 04:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by johnfoss

Can you still buy front bumpers without the handle?

Not still, but again: here in the US, here in Germany.

BTW, why are they much cheaper in Germany?

King Of Suede · 2012-02-10, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Feisty

Maybe he is hung like Seabiscuit and the seat is all the way down

get a prince albert and a belly button ring then construct a mini "block and tackle" between the two so you can hoist it out the way

Oh man... If you got a RAB, that could spell disaster.

BillyTheMountain · 2012-02-11, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex Murr

My manhood is stopping my from doing unispins with the seat backwards.

If thy eye offends thee, pluck it out.

Heretical Rants · 2012-02-11, 04:11 AM

Wear better pants if your junk's hanging out, dude.

2012-02-10, 01:38 AM	#1
Alex Murr Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Philadelphia, PA Age: 20 Posts: 179	My manhood is stopping my from doing unispins with the seat backwards title says it all but to reiterate when ever i set up to do a unispin with the front handle faceing me it pushes into my manhood and hurts.

2012-02-10, 04:31 AM	#2
johnfoss North Shore ridin' Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Carmichael, CA Posts: 14,933	Aww. Time to man up? Or how about lowering the seat? You could also try changing the seat angle if your post allows it. __________________ John Foss "jfoss" at "unicycling.com" www.unicycling.com "Unicycling is a way of looking at the world, making a choice to slow down, finish what you start, doing things not because they're easy, but because they're a challenge." -- Nurse Ben

2012-02-10, 08:10 AM	#6
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2012-02-10, 06:23 AM	#3
Alex Murr Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Philadelphia, PA Age: 20 Posts: 179	any lower and it makes doing roll combos hard and any higher and it makes unispins hard. i was messing around today and if i have one hand on the front handle and one on the back bumper i can do a 180 but that wont allow me to do anything like a 360 or up. guess for now ill just keep doing that =/

2012-02-10, 06:25 AM	#4
Feisty Registered User Join Date: Jan 2012 Location: Worthing, England Unicycle 1: KH20 LN Sold Unicycle 2: KH24 (HS33) Sold Unicycle 3: 24 Impact Gravity Unicycle 4: KH26 (Disc) rebuilt Unicycle 5: KH29 (Disc) Unicycle 6: Triton 36 (Disc) Age: 34 Posts: 827	Maybe he is hung like Seabiscuit and the seat is all the way down get a prince albert and a belly button ring then construct a mini "block and tackle" between the two so you can hoist it out the way

2012-02-10, 04:18 PM	#7
Alex Murr Registered User Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Philadelphia, PA Age: 20 Posts: 179	[QUOTE=padst3r;1504257]Hold the seat further out or do it with the seat the other way round?[/QUOTE to do it the otherway i would have to get off the uni and its not the pushing into me that hurts btw its the wiggling back and forth when i ride seat out with the seat backwards that pinches and hurts like hell

2012-02-11, 04:11 AM	#11
Heretical Rants WTF, ponies Join Date: Jun 2011 Posts: 249	Wear better pants if your junk's hanging out, dude.

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