Nail polish? Let's get this right: yer actual Unicycle Death Squad goes out armed to the teeth, raiding local gang territory, gapping from tall building to tall building, and rail riding the roofbars of moving SUVs, before trecking miles throught the frozen Arctic wastes... then they go home and use their nail files to remove the rust, nail varnish to treat the scratches, and lipstick to cover unsightly marks on their seat covers? You guys are sooooo macho.