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Punxsutawney Phil · 2005-12-12, 05:43 AM

February 2nd. I HATE that day. I can deliver outstanding binary prognostication day in, day out, but that's the only day people want to hear about. And for what? To find out about a little more snow? To learn whether their daffodils are in trouble? They should be asking me if their teenagers are in trouble! I don't need to see a heck of a lot of shadow to answer that one. Just ask Seager.

The other thing that grinds my gears about Feb 2 is that they always feel that the only way to get me out of my burrow is to crank up the heat. A simple knock would do. While my powers are great, at the end of the day I'm a flippin' groundhog, not some Salem witch that needs to be burned. Go easy on the thermostat, Tophats.

2005-12-12, 05:43 AM	#34
Punxsutawney Phil The Great Prognosticator! Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Punxsutawney, PA Posts: 46	What really grinds your gears? February 2nd. I HATE that day. I can deliver outstanding binary prognostication day in, day out, but that's the only day people want to hear about. And for what? To find out about a little more snow? To learn whether their daffodils are in trouble? They should be asking me if their teenagers are in trouble! I don't need to see a heck of a lot of shadow to answer that one. Just ask Seager. The other thing that grinds my gears about Feb 2 is that they always feel that the only way to get me out of my burrow is to crank up the heat. A simple knock would do. While my powers are great, at the end of the day I'm a flippin' groundhog, not some Salem witch that needs to be burned. Go easy on the thermostat, Tophats.