As I read this thread I'm imagining this:
My math-fu is better than your math fu!
Oh yea! Crouching Alegbra!
I counter with Flying Multiplication!
Have a taste of my Taunting Calculus Technique!
Aha ha! I see an error in your technique! I counter with the Smug Nerd Counter-attack!
Ahh! I see your Math-fu is a match for mine!
Bow before me!
Oh ho! I sneak attack with the Infinite Number Conundrum!
Ahhh! You've trapped me in a quagmire of douchyness for all eternity! Nooooooooooooo
Oh nooo! I've fallen in myself! Aaarrg!