Sir Stupid,
Tsilcycinu here, sometimes known as Paul, or even Carl. Ran into you in Geneva as I was pushing the Coker up a steep hill...Dobson street. I couldn't remember your "handle"...thought it was "Gallant" rather than Brave. It just now came to me.
You mentioned you have a Coker with a bent crank. Well, the next day after we met my friend bent one of my cranks. It's steel so I took it off, set it on concrete and pounded it straight with a hammer. Runs fine now. If you ever want to talk unicycling or ride feel free to call. (630) 232-1089
By the way, my brother always calls me "moron", but thanks to you he won't have to anymore.