soltowl@STU.HUTCHCC.EDU
1998-02-11, 09:01 PM
Hi and hell-o,
My name is Lucas and I have just recently begun to learn to ride a 20"
unicycle. I must say that riders of any level now have my utmost
respect. for my troubles so far i have gotten a sprained ankle and a
sprained wrist, and a basic knowledge of how to ride a unicycle.
My difficulties learning to ride are not the reason i am writing this
obviously compelling letter. Why then would i write? Two reasons. One I
am bored and two I want to tell you all a poem
Tom got him a brand new uni It was very clean and shiny but it kinda
hurt his little hinie
He tried to ride it to and fro he tried to ride in rain and snow but he
never could get the thing to go
He tried until his nuts were blue He wore big holes in his shoes But
ride it he just couldn't do
Then one day he got in a lot of trouble Policeman say "get off on the
double" Tom felt his dream begin to crumble
They took him to the police station A big mean judge put him on
probation If he rode it would be a big violation
Tom said "I don't give a shit" He tried to ride off but he couldn't do
it He fell down and bit his lip
The judge threw him right into jail Now he's the bitch of a very large
male His poor little rectum is always on sale
He is going to get out in three to ten He says it ain't so bad in the
pen But he wishes he had some salad dessin
hope you liked it bye
My name is Lucas and I have just recently begun to learn to ride a 20"
unicycle. I must say that riders of any level now have my utmost
respect. for my troubles so far i have gotten a sprained ankle and a
sprained wrist, and a basic knowledge of how to ride a unicycle.
My difficulties learning to ride are not the reason i am writing this
obviously compelling letter. Why then would i write? Two reasons. One I
am bored and two I want to tell you all a poem
Tom got him a brand new uni It was very clean and shiny but it kinda
hurt his little hinie
He tried to ride it to and fro he tried to ride in rain and snow but he
never could get the thing to go
He tried until his nuts were blue He wore big holes in his shoes But
ride it he just couldn't do
Then one day he got in a lot of trouble Policeman say "get off on the
double" Tom felt his dream begin to crumble
They took him to the police station A big mean judge put him on
probation If he rode it would be a big violation
Tom said "I don't give a shit" He tried to ride off but he couldn't do
it He fell down and bit his lip
The judge threw him right into jail Now he's the bitch of a very large
male His poor little rectum is always on sale
He is going to get out in three to ten He says it ain't so bad in the
pen But he wishes he had some salad dessin
hope you liked it bye