Rules of the unicyclist forums:

[Jeremy R]

Post a rule of the forums/unicycling. For example:

Rule number 1: Someone has already landed it, but no one talks about it untill you post it.

Rule number 2: John Foss is unicycling. If you think you know something about it he doesn't, you are wrong.

Anyone with rule #3?

[Jeremy R]

Rule 4: Proof is always required
- Pics or gtfo
- Video or you didn't land it
- Gilby is the ultimate evidence for anything forum related.
- etc

[unibikeling]

rule 5, proof of legitimacy of rule must be given before rule is actually said rule.

[Julia B]

Rule 6: Disregard Jeremy R's threads. 9 times out of 10, they're dumb.

[Jeremy R]

Please give proof for rule 2.

rule 5, proof of legitimacy of rule must be given before rule is actually said rule.
Hi,

Over the weekend I began struggling to learn to glide. John Foss told me once (I
think) that the best way to start was to learn to two-foot wheel walk, then one
foot wheel walk and slowly work this into a glide. However I was also trying to
one-foot ride down a gentle hill with the sole of my other shoe dragging on the
tire, and slowly transfer control to the foot on the tire (hoping to eventually
take the foot off the pedal).

Has anybody experienced success with the latter approach?

Also, I didn't really know what to do with the foot that wasn't dragging on the
tire. On 20 or 24" unicycles, do you put it on the fork crown? What about on my
26" which doesn't have an angular fork crown.

Thanks in advance for anyone's help.

Kris.


John Foss taught Kris Holm how to glide. Need more proof? :)

[Jerrick]

I stand behind John Foss' vast knowledge of unicycling.

Man is a legend.

[Jeremy R]

Julia is backwards. I asked her what of my threads are retarded. She came up with 10. I have about 100 threads. Therefore 1/10 of my threads are retarded by her standard.

[Doug]

This should be a long thread. Aren't there something like 768 rules?

[GILD]

I like Doug.

I stand behind John Foss' vast knowledge of unicycling.

Man is a legend.
Behind every successful Foss stands a Child.

[ħǻřрέŗ]

Behind every successful Foss stands a Child.

w00t! JC is the ONLY main man. There can be no other.

[GILD]

jc is the only main man. There can be no other.


jc=769

[Guruni]

I stand behind John Foss' vast knowledge of unicycling.

Man is a legend.

The wise Mr. John Foss is a Unicycle Guru.

[LiLpunk2012]

Rule 768: Don't dis Julia Belk, Jeremy. She's way cooler than you could ever be.

[Julia B]

Thanks Sarah

[Inigo Montoya]

You are not allowed to join-a the forum if you have six-a fingers on your right hand.

[_Ground_Zero_]

Julia is backwards. I asked her what of my threads are retarded. She came up with 10. I have about 100 threads. Therefore 1/10 of my threads are retarded by her standard.

I decided I'd see what threads of yours I thought were "retarded", and out of your outstanding 101 threads, I found 63 to be "retarded" by my standards.

That's a 62% thread creation failure rate. And that's assuming that you didn't manage to screw up the ones that seemed acceptable. I'm going to go ahead and say that probably around 75% would be an accurate number in my opinion.

Have you ever considered reading what you just wrote before you post? It could potentially make you have a more respectable view from many on this forum.

[johnfoss]

Rule 3: You are wrong:D

New rule: If you searched for a topic before posting and didn't find it, it's there.

New rule: Every beginner/noob question has been asked at least ten times. Every variation of "Which unicycle should I buy" has probably been asked at least a hundred times.



Yes, I helped a lot of people learn to glide. I was one of the first ones doing it. :)