My Bologna has a first name.

[unibikeling]

And yes, it is indeed Oscar.





Just thought we needed a change in pace of new threads.

[nubcake]

YOU THOUGHT WRONG, FREAK!!!!!!!!

Damn I'm hungry :/

[dudewithasock]

For the record, bologna is disgusting.

[catinabag1]

i just ate a bologna sandwich. it was mmmmmmmmm gooood!

[MuniOrBust]

My baloney has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R

[maestro8]

For the record, bologna is nutritious and delicious.
FTFY

My dad used to make "sombreros" with my scrambled eggs in the morning.

If you put a slice of bologna in a hot frying pan, it "bubbles up" in the middle... and ends up looking a bit like a sombrero.

I haven't had a sombrero in a while. I think I'll get me some Oscar Meyer bologna the next time I hit the store.

[MuniOrBust]

My baloney has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R

My baloney has a first name it's H-O-M-E-R
My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R (http://www.fortunecity.com/lavendar/poitier/135/bologna.wav)

[hobo_chuck]

Ah. You remembered that I had a contest going :p