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Rezinha
2009-03-03, 02:28 AM
Imagine doing a kick up mount with it...
Phil can explain that better. ;)
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-03, 02:30 AM
oh lord... this is going to get bad
"In Soviet Russia, unicycle rides you!"
Jeremy R
2009-03-03, 02:31 AM
hmm. It would be made by Koxx for sure.
Rezinha
2009-03-03, 02:31 AM
Hahaha Jeremy made me do it!
That's not my fault!
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-03, 02:33 AM
hmm. It would be made by Koxx for sure.
oh course it would be made by Koxx... probably called "the rough rider" or something like that
Jeremy R
2009-03-03, 02:46 AM
Dirty Rider.
What if you snapped it.... (oviously there would be a metal container filled with red die in the center if it were to break.)
Goats_On_Unicycles
2009-03-03, 02:52 AM
I'm not even gonna touch this. have fun with that Phil
UniKid2
2009-03-03, 02:53 AM
Too late... Hahah..
Jeremy R
2009-03-03, 02:53 AM
I'm not even gonna touch this. have fun with that Phil
Whats that jackie? :D ;) :P
spazdude222
2009-03-03, 03:38 AM
i'm not even gonna touch this. have fun with that phil
twss
Goats_On_Unicycles
2009-03-03, 04:17 AM
twss
you need to highlight posts by some members here.
You miss a lot of jokes if you don't.
MuniAddict
2009-03-03, 04:21 AM
If your seat post remains hard for more than four hours, please consult your physician...or call your friends and brag about it! :p
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-04, 07:55 AM
also available.....
the dual lock in seat..... for the ladies
Rezzy said that I have to try it out first
dan de man
2009-03-04, 10:48 AM
If your seat post remains hard for more than four hours, please consult your physician...or call your friends and brag about it! :p
If symptoms persist for more than 4 hours ,call more ladies
critter
2009-03-04, 06:16 PM
Mine was too long and I couldn't reach the pedals. I circumcise it
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-04, 08:29 PM
oh man..... oh man.....
oh ya....? well... i put a bit of vanilla flavoring on my "seat" so when i sit down i can taste it...
dudewithasock
2009-03-05, 03:18 AM
oh man..... oh man.....
oh ya....? well... i put a bit of vanilla flavoring on my "seat" so when i sit down i can taste it...
It goes all the way through your body to your mouth? I think that's, like, lethal.
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-05, 06:49 AM
lethally awesome.....
Ben Meighen
2009-03-05, 10:03 PM
At first i thought this thread was being silly (and unicycle related: should be in RSU!)
lethally awesome.....
oh course it would be made by Koxx... probably called "the rough rider" or something like that
If symptoms persist for more than 4 hours ,call more ladies
These quotes are friekin hilarious, made me laugh
brittanytaylor
2009-03-06, 12:59 AM
I dont get it. Whats a Anatomical Seat Post?
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-06, 03:17 AM
imagine if a unicycle was "built for her pleasure"
there you go
Jerrick
2009-03-06, 06:34 AM
imagine if a unicycle was "built for her pleasure"
there you go
Dildo as a bike seat. Google it. Its been done before, and then imagine that on a uni.
Yep.
So for a guy, we could use some modified fleshlight for us or would be receiving as well?
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-06, 11:49 AM
oh its all about receiving....
brittanytaylor
2009-03-06, 01:18 PM
you guys are pervs
Goats_On_Unicycles
2009-03-06, 03:19 PM
You're not the first one to make that discovery...
Jerrick
2009-03-06, 05:12 PM
you guys are pervs
You asked for it.
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-06, 08:24 PM
you guys are pervs
hey, dont kick it till you try it, Right jackie?
I just had the idea of a bunch of people playing Sumo in a very small
space on anatomically correct unicycles. Probably would turn into the worlds
largest (and greatest!!!) level eleven orgy... No one out side the game will be able to tell if they are riding unicycles in pain... or having a sex party...
that hot
;)
BillyTheMountain
2009-03-06, 09:16 PM
hey, dont kick it till you try it, Right jackie?
I just had the idea of a bunch of people playing Sumo in a very small
space on anatomically correct unicycles. Probably would turn into the worlds
largest (and greatest!!!) level eleven orgy... No one out side the game will be able to tell if they are riding unicycles in pain... or having a sex party...
that hot
;)
Should they be tailor made to each one's unique anatomy?
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-06, 09:20 PM
Should they be tailor made to each one's unique anatomy?
umm..................................................................... ..
sure..................................
.....................?
Tyler_N
2009-03-07, 04:25 AM
you guys are pervs
i believe a girl started this thread.
kerosian
2009-03-07, 06:18 AM
i believe a girl started this thread.
You have a point.
Jerrick
2009-03-07, 07:34 AM
You saying girls cant be pervs?
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-07, 10:15 AM
I'll tell you what... that rezzy... with her glasses on, can totally pull off the whole librarian thing...
and yes... girls have dirty minds to....
but its soooooo much hotter
dan de man
2009-03-08, 03:23 AM
i think rezzy is the new VF
Rezinha
2009-03-09, 12:15 AM
I'll tell you what... that rezzy... with her glasses on, can totally pull off the whole librarian thing...
and yes... girls have dirty minds to....
but its soooooo much hotter
Hahahaha were you praising me?
i think rezzy is the new VF
No, I'm not... :confused:
And, I made this thread because Jeremy MADE me do it!
Hahaha kidding, but yeah... he told me to do that, so I'm not a perv! :p
Jeremy R
2009-03-09, 02:46 AM
I said how would unicycles reproduce.
Rezinha
2009-03-09, 03:58 AM
I said how would unicycles reproduce.
Hahaha I was kiddiiiiiiiiiiiiing :D
Maybe I'm a perv...
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-09, 09:58 AM
i blame you jeremy
Jeremy R
2009-03-09, 08:40 PM
i blame you jeremy
I choose you, charzard!
1-wheeled-grape
2009-03-09, 08:56 PM
I'm questioning why I even read this now... although it was strangely amusing. Weird people...
Phil_on_uni
2009-03-10, 07:53 AM
or normal people comfortable with their sexuality.....
....
....
and there sexuality on a unicycle
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