An end to religious threads?

[Mikefule]

See what I found on Google images?

Answers a lot of questions.

[Rezinha]

See what I found on Google images?

Answers a lot of questions.

What a naughty old lady!
Looking under Jesus skirt!

[Mikefule]

Looking under Jesus skirt!

Trying to decide if it's a five footer or a six footer.

[Rezinha]

Trying to decide if it's a five footer or a six footer.

There were a lot of girls following him, so I bet it's a six footer.

[Jeremy R]

I said to myself 'Don't let that Jesus picture get my goat.' so then he takes the f*cking lamb, d0uc#e-bag.

[UniGoth]

There were a lot of girls following him, so I bet it's a six footer.

in all reals, it looks like a 4-5 ft :p

[Rezinha]

in all reals, it looks like a 4-5 ft :p

We should ask the lady.

[MuniAddict]

See what I found on Google images?

Answers a lot of questions.Well, if he can walk on water and part the red sea, he should easily be able to give us a 3-speed uni! Low, 1:1, high. :)

[1-wheeled-grape]

haha, that has defined religion. there is no need for any more threads!

Thank you! :D

[UniGoth]

We should ask the lady.

mk you find out where she lives and Il meet u there

[Rezinha]

mk you find out where she lives and Il meet u there

I've heard that she lives in Curitiba, Brazil.
When do we meet then?

[Jeremy R]

Well, if he can walk on water and part the red sea, he should easily be able to give us a 3-speed uni! Low, 1:1, high. :)
Do you seriously think jesus split the red sea?

[Klaas Bil]

part the red seaThat was not Jesus but Moses, young man.

And as to the walk on water part: Walter de Valk, a Dutch unicyclist, can ride on water. Could Jesus do that on his giraffe?

[MuniAddict]

Do you seriously think jesus split the red sea?Just as likely it was the FSM. :p

[UniGoth]

I've heard that she lives in Curitiba, Brazil.
When do we meet then?

When you come pick me up :p

[UniGoth]

That was not Jesus but Moses, young man.

And as to the walk on water part: Walter de Valk, a Dutch unicyclist, can ride on water. Could Jesus do that on his giraffe?

HA HA you make ME wana try it

[JJuggle]

Do you seriously think jesus split the red sea?
He did not. But he did split the green pea.

Made a damn fine soup too. But no ham, please. Wouldn't be kosher.

[Rezinha]

When you come pick me up :p

Ok then! But you'll have to wait 'til november :o

[UniGoth]

Ok then! But you'll have to wait 'til november :o

I could run there by then

Edit: Wait, I'll unicycle, now do you think they'll mind if I go threw the boarder stop on Coker? I personal think it would bring up a lot of questions

[Rezinha]

I could run there by then

Edit: Wait, I'll unicycle, now do you think they'll mind if I go threw the boarder stop on Coker? I personal think it would bring up a lot of questions

Wut? :confused:

[UniGoth]

Wut? :confused:

EXACTLY

on a diff rent note, I realize that I cant spell, and that may have skewed the image I was going for:p

[Rezinha]

Hahaha I didn't understand anything!

[MrBoogiejuice]

See what I found on Google images?

Answers a lot of questions.

But raises a far more important one:

What crank length is he using?

[johnfoss]

We should ask the lady.Yeah, right. She'll take a guess and say 10', just like everyone who sees you ride a 5'. And if you're on a 6' they seem to think it's 20'. Ever notice that?

BTW, guessing a giraffe's height always has that "fudge" factor of rider tallness. A Schwinn Giraffe (model U-72) is only 6' tall with the seat at the max. height setting. If you're short, it's a 5-footer. That unicycle looks like an old DM or possibly a Penguin, which would make it somewhere between 4-5', not counting any cropping or distortion that was done by the (amateur or in a hurry) Photoshop artist who put it together.

An end to religious threads?What do you think? :D

[Bondo]

I thought Jesus has limited his public appearances to appearing on tortillas and toast now.

[johnfoss]

I thought Jesus has limited his public appearances to appearing on tortillas and toast now.You never know. Next it could be in a Pop Tart, or a Chia Pet.

[BillyTheMountain]

Wut? :confused:

He meant "Would I get stopped at the BORDER crossing from one nation into another to get to Brazil?"

Like the USA doesn't let anyone in anymore, since Bush.

[Rezinha]

He meant "Would I get stopped at the BORDER crossing from one nation into another to get to Brazil?"

Like the USA doesn't let anyone in anymore, since Bush.

Ooooh, thank you so much!!
I've read his sentence like 10 times and I was "gosh, what does he want to mean by that??? :confused:?"
Heheh
So, anwering your question UniGoth, nobody would stop you. Brazil doesn't have this kind of thing.

[UniGoth]

Ooooh, thank you so much!!
I've read his sentence like 10 times and I was "gosh, what does he want to mean by that??? :confused:?"
Heheh
So, anwering your question UniGoth, nobody would stop you. Brazil doesn't have this kind of thing.

WELL, it was more of a, getting through every other country on the way there, but I'm basing that on that I probably would get stopped on the way to Canada, since iv only gone thought the Detroit crossing which inst the most fun place to go through.
WELL if you didn't understand that, which even I don't, I guess I was thinking boarders that way might be hard to get through like what iv experienced going through the Canadian Boarder, but idk since iv never been down that way:p

so in simple, ignore EVERYTHING iv said about boarders:D

[tobbogonist]

That was not Jesus but Moses, young man.

I was just about to post the same thing, then i read your post and noticed:

That was not Jesus but Mooses, young man.

I then lay on the ground and laughed for a solid minute.

[GILD]

How do you freemount with a lamb in your hands?

[Biggestbtc]

That would take skill, but Jesus didn't walk around with a lamb in his hands to start out with.:) He could fly, so he didn't need a uni.

[MrBoogiejuice]

How do you freemount with a lamb in your hands?


Ask Sean.

I believe you need special gloves.

[crazyjoe]

But raises a far more important one:

What crank length is he using?

He rides with a single unheard-of crank length that has all the advantages of every other crank length and none of the disadvantages. Some say he rained fire down on two cities to get them. Well, that's the advantage of being Jesus.

But what about the other question: what method should he use to strip the frame if he wants to paint it?

[MrBoogiejuice]

But what about the other question: what method should he use to strip the frame if he wants to paint it?

That's what the lamb's for...

It's a particularly abrasive breed.

[johnfoss]

How do you freemount with a lamb in your hands?You don't. You toss it up in the air first, then catch it once you're up there. Sound hard? Not for Jesus.

For us lamer mortals, just hold it in one hand while mounting, same as with the juggling clubs.

[Mikefule]

How do you freemount with a lamb in your hands?


Obviously you've never been to Derbyshire.

(Substitute Yorkshire, Wales, New Zealand, etc. to suit local humorous conventions.)

[MrBoogiejuice]

No Sheep 'Til Buxton!

[crazyjoe]

That's what the lamb's for...

It's a particularly abrasive breed.

But it won't work unless the lamb is shirtless...

[Mikefule]

No Sheep 'Til Buxton!

How would you get to Buxton? "Overhill"?