Picture Wars!

[Fooby]

I have an idea for a new thread game, it was in action in the Explosm forums until about a year ago and they tried to remake it (http://forums.explosm.net/showthread.php?t=27938), which died too. It is called Picture Wars!

The rules are simple, post a picture of something that beats the previous post's thing and say how it beats it, you may just put "beats" if you cannot think strait. Eg: hammer crushes skull; jackhammer out-hammers hammer; water shortcurcuits jackhammer; etc. (must post picture, I suppose you could post a vid) and no ultimate things (god; chuck norris; 768; etc). And try to keep the picture within the page widths. I'll start out:

Wood.
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/10862333/Burmese_Teak_Merbau_Kempas_Sawn_Timber_Square_Logs.jpg

Metal outperforms wood.
http://www.concretestrategies.com/services/images/steel.jpg

[sugarloafur]

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Weight yields metal.

[Biggestbtc]

Welding torches own metal

Edit: and large weights.

[Triball]

But beware: if someone posts Chuck Norris, the game is over.

[UniBrier]

Water quenches fire.

[dudewithasock]

Fireman does his thang.

http://www.army.gc.ca/1combat_engineers/images/fireman.jpg

[johnfoss]

I'm still struggling with the "Metal outperforms wood" part. Each outperforms the other when properly used.

But continue... :)

[chuck norris]

But beware: if someone posts Chuck Norris, the game is over.

*ahem*.



http://www.hairyfish.org/wp-content/photos/chuck_norris_0021.jpg

don't make me roundhouse kick this thread to kill it.

game over, tough guy.

[1-wheeled-grape]

oh dear... what about another chuck norris? would that work?

no wait, then this thread just turns into a picture of chuck norris thread.

[AEV D.]

*ahem*.



http://www.hairyfish.org/wp-content/photos/chuck_norris_0021.jpg

don't make me roundhouse kick this thread to kill it.

game over, tough guy.

nooooo...

chuck norris is beaten by death :rolleyes: :p :D

[chuck norris]

oh dear... what about another chuck norris? would that work?

no wait, then this thread just turns into a picture of chuck norris thread.

i said game over.

[1-wheeled-grape]

and I dont care! I will beat Chuck norris!

[chuck norris]

nooooo...

chuck norris is beaten by death :rolleyes: :p :D

chuck norris beats death.

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/kyle_ex_machina/ChuckNorris.jpg

[1-wheeled-grape]

im not dead yet!

[chuck norris]

im not dead yet!

thats because i havent spoken. I'm using telekenisis.

[1-wheeled-grape]

im sure that isn't a real word

maybe you can be beaten by the dictionary? hmm :confused:

[chuck norris]

im sure that isn't a real word

maybe you can be beaten by the dictionary? hmm :confused:

i didnt spell it wrong, you just read it wrong.

[1-wheeled-grape]

no, i don't read... I just imaging what it might say!

[AEV D.]

:D stop "streiting"!!!...or don´t stop..it´s funny to read it :rolleyes:
i´m just sure that chuck norris will die => he´s beaten by death :p :D

[1-wheeled-grape]

haha chuck will be beaten!

[chuck norris]

:D stop "streiting"!!!...or don´t stop..it´s funny to read it :rolleyes:
i´m just sure that chuck norris will die => he´s beaten by death :p :D

http://msp270.photobucket.com/albums/jj114/ahhkaralinez/chuck-norris.jpg

[AEV D.]

http://msp270.photobucket.com/albums/jj114/ahhkaralinez/chuck-norris.jpg

nope and if..which bitch? i can´t see one :rolleyes:

[Biggestbtc]

Getting back on subject...

Water is restrained by a dam.

[chuck norris]

Getting back on subject...

Water is restrained by a dam.

the dam is restrained by chuck norris. Damn.

http://boortz.com/images/funny/fark_chuck_norris_dog.jpg

[1-wheeled-grape]

Chuck is beaten by death, by burning, then drowning in that lake up there ^

[chuck norris]

Chuck is beaten by death, by burning, then drowning in that lake up there ^


*typing in the third person*
chuck norris beat the damn, so your statement is invalid, and even if he was burning, he would have had some of the water jump onto him, and he would heat the river up, not jumping in and the water cooling him down.

[1-wheeled-grape]

chuck is left on the moon to suffocate!

http://www.unm.edu/%7Eabqtom/images/Moon/Moon11-19-02b.jpg

[chuck norris]

chuck is left on the moon to suffocate!

http://www.unm.edu/%7Eabqtom/images/Moon/Moon11-19-02b.jpg

with his last breaths, chuck norris tells the moon to harden the f*** up and get some air. Chuck norris can then breath.

[1-wheeled-grape]

but then the moon banishes him too mars.

[chuck norris]

but then the moon banishes him too mars.

mars saw what chuck norris could do, and gets air also, before chuck could roundhouse kick it out of orbit. Chuck then tells mars to fly him back to earth.

[1-wheeled-grape]

but mars refuses to do so and flys the other way, into a black hole which is too powerful for chuck norris's roundhouse kick

[AEV D.]

from where he get banned to a galaxie 9999999999999999 light years far away where no air can reach to => he dies before he reaches the galaxie...

[chuck norris]

from where he get banned to a galaxie 9999999999999999 light years far away where no air can reach to => he dies before he reaches the galaxie...

chuck tells the universe to harden the f**** up, and starts running (chuck can run faster than the flash), instead of running around the universe, the universe moves around chuck. Until he makes it to earth again. The person who died was not chuck norris, but the guy on the right.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/24_2008/twinsees.jpg


Chuck had summoned him.

[1-wheeled-grape]

haha, you just won't die!

[chuck norris]

haha, you just won't die!

chuck just has too much kick-assery for this thread.

[AEV D.]

but than i come over to chuck and as soon as he sees me he falls to death :p

[chuck norris]

but than i come over to chuck and as soon as he sees me he falls to death :p

chuck norris doesnt see, he knows.

chuck must go now, he has some ass kicking to do. He will be back in a while to prove himself if needed.

[1-wheeled-grape]

Have fun defeating almost everything... except my scheming plan!

[AEV D.]

than he dies as soon as he knows that i´m standing right next to him,...

[1-wheeled-grape]

you are! :eek:

[chuck norris]

people dont stand near me, i stand near them.

Chuck norris also doesnt stand, he hovers.

[1-wheeled-grape]

wow! Even gravity has rejected you!! :D

[chuck norris]

wow! Even gravity has rejected you!! :D

chuck norris rejected gravity long ago.

[1-wheeled-grape]

so you can fly... and talk about yourself in the third person?

[AEV D.]

it doesn´t matter if i stand next to him or he stands next to me he´ll think of it and die :p

[1-wheeled-grape]

your not saying much about yourself here Aina... I'm scared now. Will I die too?

[chuck norris]

it doesn´t matter if i stand next to him or he stands next to me he´ll think of it and die :p

why?

[AEV D.]

don´t worry scott..you won´t die..and why should i say more about me in this thread?

because that´s a fact :p

[1-wheeled-grape]

ahh, cool :D:D

[TimeTraveler]

Chuck Norris can't ride a unicycle, so he is defeated by this: http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=4532&stc=1&d=1097805427

[Smilymarco]

I guess youre wrong:

http://4q.cc/index.php?pid=fact&person=chuck&id=6nc9p06y5eeoh932jrw7awh8ogqs59yg

[Fooby]

...and no ultimate things (god; chuck norris; 768; etc)...

And the forum starter said, "All posts of ultimate things shall be ignored!"

To continue on:
Unicycle's spokes are cut by wire cutters, rendering it almost useless.
http://www.kaizenbonsai.com/shop/images/ht1098_cutters.jpg

[poofengle]

The wire cutters are outdone by bolt cutters

http://www.ridgid.com/ASSETS/E4C751FAD2734255A38A2D509BDCAF53/Bolt_Cutter_3C.jpg

[Fooby]

Bolt cutters can't cut this bolt!
http://www.usbr.gov/history/bolt.jpg

[Biggestbtc]

That bolt better watch out.

[Fraggle]

Didn't you mean:

http://i528.photobucket.com/albums/dd330/Lurchenstien/giant-building-cutter.jpg

[UniGoth]

I make them all "Lose the Game"
www.losethegame.com
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g141/fallin1/LoseTheGameSticker.jpg

[johnfoss]

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/upl1/1/13254/24_2008/twinsees.jpg

Chuck had summoned him.Wait a minute. The guy on the right (Danny Bonaducci) can ride a unicycle. Beat that, real-life Chuck! I saw Danny ride one the other night on a show called World's Dumbest Daredevils. He wasn't one of the daredevils, he's a comedy commentator who says funny stuff about what's in the video clips. They showed a current bit of video of him riding what looked like a Torker unicycle. That's recently, after all the alcohol and drugs and whatever he's had to rehab from. He finished with "Don't try this at home."

[Jerrick]

Wait a minute. The guy on the right (Danny Bonaducci) can ride a unicycle. Beat that, real-life Chuck! I saw Danny ride one the other night on a show called World's Dumbest Daredevils. He wasn't one of the daredevils, he's a comedy commentator who says funny stuff about what's in the video clips. They showed a current bit of video of him riding what looked like a Torker unicycle. That's recently, after all the alcohol and drugs and whatever he's had to rehab from. He finished with "Don't try this at home."

I watched a little of that. Was Unicycle Jousting on that one?

[dudewithasock]

The internet saves us from losing the game.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png

[Magixause]

Paper covers rock

[UniGoth]

the internet saves us from losing the game.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/anti_mind_virus.png

shakes fist

[tim_desmet]

you can't be free when you are in prison ;)

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/8599/prisonnq5.jpg[/img]

[Biggestbtc]

Not if you have one of these. :)

http://www.ridgid.com/ASSETS/E4C751FAD2734255A38A2D509BDCAF53/Bolt_Cutter_3C.jpg

[johnfoss]

Was Unicycle Jousting on that one?Doubtful; it was a show about daredevils. If it had been a show about geeks.... :)

[Jerrick]

Doubtful; it was a show about daredevils. If it had been a show about geeks.... :)

Dang. I saw Danny on another show, wasnt sure what it was, but the previews of the clips going to be shown on the show showed Uni jousting. But I was just browsing through the channels and didnt stay on that one.

On topic :

Youre out of prison, but this fish eats you.
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[Biggestbtc]

Thank goodness you had one of these.

[tim_desmet]

but I can kill you with this one :)

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/8425/gun1hk3.jpg

[UniGoth]

I can kill you all with one of these:D

http://www.globalsecurity.org/wmd/systems/images/mk17-bomb4.jpg

[dudewithasock]

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/4237/nucleardisarmamentsh6.jpg

[tim_desmet]

but they can save the plannet !!!
http://img201.imageshack.us/img201/9211/heroescast3jm0.jpg

[1-wheeled-grape]

but I turn the tv off and the heros are no more!!

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Super-Sized%20TV%20Remote.jpg

[tim_desmet]

I destroy your tv... and tv is gone

http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/2501/tvws4.jpg

[UniGoth]

but I turn the tv off and the heros are no more!!

http://www.uberreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/10/Super-Sized%20TV%20Remote.jpg

LAWL i actually have a remote that size, it has more buttons on it then that one tho

[Biggestbtc]

But as you were smashing the tv, a Great White Shark jumped out and took off your head.

[dudewithasock]

Not so fast, Jaws.

http://www.cold-moon.com/images/Motivators/Equipment/Harpoons.jpg

[Biggestbtc]

"Ha ha! Missed me!"

[unibikeling]

"Ha ha! Missed me!"

Osama Binladen kills the shark with his military.

http://www.japanfocus.org/images/UserFiles/Image/2318%20islam%20terrorist%20indonesia/1.%20OSAMA%20BIN%20LADEN.jpg

[chuck norris]

Osama Binladen kills the shark with his military.

http://www.japanfocus.org/images/UserFiles/Image/2318%20islam%20terrorist%20indonesia/1.%20OSAMA%20BIN%20LADEN.jpg

chuck norris.

http://rastapopulus.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/chuck-norris-album2.jpg

[Hazmat]

Even chuck norris knows this guy is coming for him. :p

http://liquidnitrogen.us/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/grim-reaper-original.jpg

[tim_desmet]

but he can't fly like superman:)

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/6190/supermandy6.jpg

[Smilymarco]

Even Superman will loose against:

[Biggestbtc]

Then there's always Hitler....:mad:

[Phil_on_uni]

hitler aint got nothing on this

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[Hazmat]

That doesn't even come close to the power that this thing could obtain. :D

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u54/joneagle29/Black_Hole-1024x768.jpg

[Jeremy R]

http://www.negotiationlawblog.com/Big%20Bang.jpg

Alas, I win.

[TimeTraveler]

How do you defeat the entire universe in time and space?

http://www.daemonstv.com/images/scifi/doctor_who_quote1.jpg

The Doctor!

[ridingwithscissors]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4b/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster_2.jpg
yup

[Biggestbtc]

Spaghetti monster crashed.

[uniFREAK134]

this crib captures the baby hahaha

[Hazmat]

Seeming as that cot/crib is made of wood. This is your natural enemy.

http://blog.ecr.co.za/newswatch/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/fire-crosses-the-road.jpg

[uniFREAK134]

Haha

[tim_desmet]

and gone is the crib

[Jeremy R]

http://www.medicaltoys.com/EMT-Scissors-lg.jpg
No more gas line.

[sigve]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v628/LuxDragon/Motivational%20Posters/RockPaperScissors.jpg

[Jeremy R]

http://www.designmeltdown.com/chapters/OldPaper/resources/paper_02.png

[sigve]

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/wp-content/uploads/gig-swiss-knife.jpg

Think something here can destroy that paper...

[Jeremy R]

http://www.ardeeceltic.com/Misc%20%20Web%20Images/sledge_hammer_on_white.jpg

[unibikeling]

http://www.medicaltoys.com/EMT-Scissors-lg.jpg
No more gas line.

i actually own these scissors. They can cut through anything. Ive personally cut through dimes before, and i know the smaller version can cut through pennies with ease. You can cut a lot of thigns with em. So.

http://www.medicaltoys.com/EMT-Scissors-lg.jpg

they cut through the handle and destroy the hammer head.

[Jeremy R]

The Blendtec will it blend blender. Nothing doesn't blend.

http://www.greenlivingoasis.com/images/ezblender.jpg


P.S. The website that I found the scissors on turned out to be a fetish website (WTF google images), so IDK why your parents have those scissors!

[Smilymarco]

http://media.techeblog.com/images/actionfigures.jpg

Chuck Norris doesnt blend!

YouTube - Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris

BTW: Scissors of that kind are common in hospitals to take of bandages without having the change to cut the human skin (cause of that nub)

[Jeremy R]

Except that was faked with visible fishing line.

[Smilymarco]

Except that was faked with visible fishing line.

You are fake ;) haha

[unibikeling]

http://media.techeblog.com/images/actionfigures.jpg

Chuck Norris doesnt blend!

YouTube - Will It Blend? - Chuck Norris (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdD54rG9oQA)

BTW: Scissors of that kind are common in hospitals to take of bandages without having the change to cut the human skin (cause of that nub)

actually, at ski patrol, we use them to cut peoples clothes off when they have fractures of sorts. its extremely painfull for the patient to pull a shirt off, or even move it. The nub is to go against the skin so you dont cut the patient up lol.

Damn things are strong though, the blender would probably do nothing to it, and the scissors could probably cut through everything on that belnder too.


they're not that sharp, its the fact that the spacing is soooo small is what makes it cut. Damn durable pair of scissors.

[uniFREAK134]

The Blendtec will it blend blender. Nothing doesn't blend.

http://www.greenlivingoasis.com/images/ezblender.jpg


P.S. The website that I found the scissors on turned out to be a fetish website (WTF google images), so IDK why your parents have those scissors!

i win!

[Jeremy R]

http://www.willitblend.com/videos.aspx?type=unsafe&video=driver

[Hazmat]

Say bye bye Mr Blender. :D

http://evergreen-rentals.com/images/sledgehammer.jpg

[uniFREAK134]

my chainsaw will cut your hammer into pieces

[sigve]

http://www.freefoto.com/images/33/04/33_04_14---Water-Texture_web.jpg

bye bye chainsaw!

PS: Fire cant win against the sea!

[Jeremy R]

http://geekologie.com/2007/02/largest-drain-hole.jpg

[sigve]

ok what the h... can win against that?:(

[Jeremy R]

Well, you know what caused that right? Someone threw a blend tek blender in! Jk, lol.

[1wheelwonder]

Goodbye water thingy

[Jeremy R]

http://scienceblogs.com/deepseanews/Dynamite.jpg

6 sticks of dynamite != exploded hole.

[Hazmat]

WHOA!!! That waterhole looks nuts. :eek:

But seeming as 1wheelwonder tried, here's my retaliation to it.
http://www.roxbury.org/buildingproject/Franklin/Concrete_slab_completed_gym_side.JPG

[Jeremy R]

Ice?

[Hazmat]

Ice?
Nope, it's concrete. But that's not a bad idea either. :p

[Jeremy R]

Thats how you defeat the hole

[Hazmat]

Take this concrete. :D

http://www.losangeles.af.mil/shared/media/photodb/photos/060908-F-4679J-035.jpg

[uniFREAK134]

your crane is nothing but ashes now!

[unibikeling]

your crane is nothing but ashes now!

no so fast there explosives!

For it is ye, the bomb squad.

http://sartechnology.ca/sartechnology/BombSquad1.jpg

[uniFREAK134]

die bomb squad

[Hazmat]

Die Gatling gun. That's a smelter by the way. :D

http://www.teara.govt.nz/NR/rdonlyres/B7422F39-1EB8-4F95-A634-0234278E58C6/145663/p5890nzs.jpg

[thejdw]

http://www.nemos-aquatics.co.uk/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/budgie.jpg

[1-wheeled-grape]

die weird bird thingy!

http://www.ugo.com/games/condemned-2/images/pump-action-shotgun.jpg
Oh I cant wait to get one of those :D

[unibikeling]

die weird bird thingy!

http://www.ugo.com/games/condemned-2/images/pump-action-shotgun.jpg
Oh I cant wait to get one of those :D

Die Reality gun!

http://www.gameguru.in/images/cod-world-at-war-ss3.jpg

[1-wheeled-grape]

what if I unplug your games console or computer? My pump action can survive that!!

[unibikeling]

what if I unplug your games console or computer? My pump action can survive that!!

what if i take your ammunition?

[uniFREAK134]

Die Reality gun!

http://www.gameguru.in/images/cod-world-at-war-ss3.jpg

computor virus!!!!!!!

[dudewithasock]

http://www.appscout.com/images/mcafee_virusscan_enterprise.jpg

[Dandelion]

.......

[sigve]

what ever the computer problem is, this is an option!
http://evergreen-rentals.com/images/sledgehammer.jpg

[uniFREAK134]

hammer, gone

[Hazmat]

That hammer is gone, because of this.

http://www.totalbakingsolutions.com/images/August%202007%20Mailer/Ribbon%20Blender.JPG

[uniFREAK134]

hey man u put the same thing as i did to destroy the hammer

[unibikeling]

hey man u put the same thing as i did to destroy the hammer

not really...

[Biggestbtc]

That hammer is gone, because of this.

http://www.totalbakingsolutions.com/images/August%202007%20Mailer/Ribbon%20Blender.JPG

There's a metal saw blade on there somewhere.:)

[Hazmat]

I think i found something that would make that swiss army knife obsolete. :D

http://www.germes-online.com/direct/dbimage/50196810/Butane_Blowtorch.jpg

[Tyler_N]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GGUEf2aXz020wM:http://www.liquidsculpture.com/images/water/water-drop-a.jpg
water puts out fire

[Hazmat]

I think VV Cephei should put the water out. :p

http://sensitivitytothings.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/vv_cephei.png

[dudewithasock]

http://www.physicsguides.com/images/deathstar.jpg

Yeah that's right. The death star can blow up stars.

[unibikeling]

http://www.physicsguides.com/images/deathstar.jpg

Yeah that's right. The death star can blow up stars.

http://membres.lycos.fr/drayson/rebels/chasseurs/x-wing/xwing%20-%20rendu1.jpg

[Biggestbtc]

I'm sure Yoda could do something about that.
(Maybe a Star Wars fanatic could've posted something better, like Jobba the Hut)

[unibikeling]

I'm sure Yoda could do something about that.
(Maybe a Star Wars fanatic could've posted something better, like Jobba the Hut)

I'll help you with it.

http://www.geocities.com/canadian_wookiee/YodaDagobah.jpg


considering the fact that when luke crashed, he got his x fighter sucked into the lagoon thingy on dagobah.

[Tyler_N]

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/18889.jpg


edit. sorry for post strech.

[Fooby]

http://nikon.bungie.org/bwu/images/banpuppy_blood.jpg

Banpuppy smells BLOOD of poststretcher.

[Tyler_N]

http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg141/mattridings/bear_trap.jpg

[Hazmat]

Simple, yet effective. It's a steel pole by the way. :D

http://www.homedepot.ca/wcsstore/HomeDepotCanada/images/catalog/ec02603b-f62a-41de-94a9-4e8e64a4ebbb_4.jpg

[Andrew Mell]

http://www.baltimoresquirrels.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/bender-futurama.png

[Tyler_N]

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:GGUEf2aXz020wM:http://www.liquidsculpture.com/images/water/water-drop-a.jpg

[Biggestbtc]

Stooge move.

EDIT: Too late!

[Jeremy R]

Edit: mine was at tyler. I don't get yours ben!

http://www.technologyreview.com/files/18493/nocera_x220.jpg

[TheGreenMonster]

http://g.virbcdn.com/cdnImages/resize_510x1500/Image-68283-286955-frank.jpg

frank.

[Triball]

http://www.shrani.si/f/1x/70/1gPhK4nz/donnie-darko.jpg

Sorry, my Photoshop won't start.

[TheGreenMonster]

http://991.com/newgallery//David-Bowie-Aladdin-Sane-2123.jpg

[Hazmat]

Ahh, the power of the human hand. :p

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2006/10/broken_cd.jpg

[captainconcarne]

thank goodness ipods don't need cds

i think there's an Ipod episode of will it blend

[Hazmat]

I'd love to see the "will it get crushed by this". :p
http://www.miskin.com/Compactor/Compactor-Ford.jpg

[ridingwithscissors]

http://img213.imageshack.us/img213/5150/largestlandvehicleevarfo2.jpg.

[Tyler_N]

http://www.orbit.zkm.de/files/asteroidnight.jpg

[spazdude222]

31575I dig my cat. I also just realized the point of this thread... and I can't think of a legit. way my picture beats the meteor hitting earth, except that it's of my cat, who is more cool and mischievous.

[spazdude222]

31576Here's what will actually beat your meteor.

[Biggestbtc]

Challenger disaster