endless story

[tabler1010]

On a lot of forums I gave been on we play a game called the endless story here is how it works I will start telling a story and will stop then the next person to reply will continue the story here is my story

One day uni geezer decided to go out and muni when he got there he was amazed because he saw...

[masterfulmoron]

...an elephant riding a giraffe unicycle on a(n)...

[vanpaun]

dime when all of the suddenly Unidude DX's ego.......

[thejdw]

...suffered a nasty blow in the ring as he was confronted with....

(i swear this was once done)

[1wheelwonder]

a fat man sumo wrestler, who chucked him off his uni...

[unibikeling]

a fat man sumo wrestler, who chucked him off his uni...

and onto the bandwagon of threads exactly like this in the past, one created by me, that have all died extremely fast, which then crashed, turned back time, collapsing the space time continuem upon itself, deleting everything, leaving nothing. The End.

disregard this post, please continue

[masterfulmoron]

...and onto a bus going 120 miles per hour when suddenly...

[Ducttape]

768

[1wheelwonder]

wtfruit?

[dudewithasock]

768

[dan de man]

768

[1wheelwonder]

man this was going to be good until you fruit flingers ruined it

[kington99]

man this was going to be good until you fruit flingers ruined it


no, it wasn't, they never are

768

[masterfulmoron]

come on :mad:

[unibikeling]

then the fruitfingers from the bus going 120mph echoed with delight, "768, 768, 768!"

[masterfulmoron]

...and went smashing to smitherines but the uniguy fell onto...

[dudewithasock]

768

[AEV D.]

which isn´t just a number...

[Ducttape]

768

[hobo_chuck]

but a statement of..

[dudewithasock]

...768...

[hobo_chuck]

and much else besides.

[Ducttape]

768

[hobo_chuck]

is all some people can say, because they have a total lack of...

[dudewithasock]

768?

[masterfulmoron]

whats with the 768?

[AEV D.]

whats with the 768?

i don´t know..just a nice number?!? :rolleyes:

[Jerrick]

Yes, it is a nice number. And because this exact type of thread has been made many times before, a select group of people decided to rise above this repeat and crash it down with the almighty 768.

[Ducttape]

768
it's not like he can't resurrect THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50893&highlight=never+ending+story) thread or THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70800) thread or THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52547) thread or THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47813) thread or THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39001) thread or a few others that are apparently out there according to some of the older threads I found that say it's been done before
768

[AEV D.]

768
it's not like he can't resurrect THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50893&highlight=never+ending+story) thread or THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=70800) thread or THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=52547) thread or THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=47813) thread or THIS (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39001) thread or a few others that are apparently out there according to some of the older threads I found that say it's been done before
768

omg..k, i´m going to help u^^

678

[hobo_chuck]

9

[Michaelgoround]

10 and why can't you let these guys just have their fun?
I mean whats it going to hurt?

[kington99]

10 and why can't you let these guys just have their fun?
I mean whats it going to hurt?


and why can't we just have our fun?

[Ducttape]

Yeah I'm having fun too! who am I gonna hurt it's just the interwebz.

[Phil_on_uni]

Yeah I'm having fun too! who am I gonna hurt it's just the interwebz.

... said the young, small, blond headed Boy. Little did he know, that his medaling and the dreaded 768 would bring about the destruction of the ENTIRE WORLD...

It all started only a short time age when....

[Ducttape]

768

[unibikeling]

http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii35/lardmcfatso/ScreenHunter_01Aug301444.gif

[hobo_chuck]

... said the young, small, blond headed Boy. Little did he know, that his meddling and the dreaded 768 would bring about the destruction of the ENTIRE WORLD...

It all started only a short time age when....
....one of the orthopedists working specifically on the bones of the foot thought to post a very serious question online. The Boy, trying to be cute, answered it 768. The orthopedist took this to mean...

[unibikeling]

....one of the orthopedists working specifically on the bones of the foot thought to post a very serious question online. The Boy, trying to be cute, answered it 768. The orthopedist took this to mean...

....(see my previous post)...

that message was sent to me from tabler

[hobo_chuck]

...that message was sent to me from tabler...
...to inject 768 cubic centimeters of an obscure bone-fusing compound into his patient, who just happened to be...

[Ducttape]

768

[captainkrunk61]

768 is the size of UniDudeDX's ego on a scale of 1-100

[ridingwithscissors]

I looked at this thread's page count and thought "wow it's actually getting somewhere". Then I read it :D .

768.

[thejdw]

and why can't we just have our fun?
You call posting numbers fun? :rolleyes:

[Unicycle-Emele]

-768

[tabler1010]

im sorry but if you cant beat um join um 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768

[unibikeling]

im sorry but if you cant beat um join um 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768


or send hatemail to people?

768

[tabler1010]

or send hatemail to people?

768
sorry about that pm i sent

[caudy]

What is all this 768 business about? Iv'e missed out on any previous explanations.

[AEV D.]

here it stays^^ (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72536&page=2)

678

[♫♪♫۝]

make;it...stop

[drumstuck]

768 might be harmful if repeated often enough.

Please use another number and try to limit the number of 768 references you use.

[Ducttape]

768-666+102

[drumstuck]

You will wear a hole in that there internet :rolleyes: ...

[saskatchewanian]

..... and down crashed a giant

00110111 00110110 00111000

ending the thread forever


Great story guys. The start was a bit lame but it had a great climax and ending.

[Unicaw89]

here it stays^^ (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=72536&page=2)

678


Reminds me of the true meaning of DNA(National Dyslexic Association)

[dudewithasock]

climax

Heehee.

768

[Tyler_N]

then...768...just before the...768...could do...768...the...768...and...768...the end. 768

[GILD]

Orbit.

[catinabag1]

..... and down crashed a giant

00110111 00110110 00111000

ending the thread forever


Great story guys. The start was a bit lame but it had a great climax and ending.
binary solo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64)

[hobo_chuck]

binary solo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGoi1MSGu64)
I didn't click on that link, but I would hazard a guess that it was to flight of the concords.

------------------------------The story up to this point, with heavy editing: (ok, I'm too lazy to edit my editing over something like this)



Unigeezer decided to go for a MUni ride. This wasn't really saying much, as he had been riding a lot lately, but today he was particularly enthusiastic about it. He had been planning to go to the Panted Bush trail for quite a while, and hadn't been able to get out the day before because of a solar flare. Intolerant of the sun, especially thus strengthened, he had delayed the trip until he could no longer tolerate the wait. When he got to the trail head he was amazed because he saw a trailer full of elephants and giraffes, which you could rent to ride on the trails for the duration of the day. This was surprising because Unidude DX, his young apprentice and someone he was starting to actually like, had gone with him and had a tendency to repel anything that could be considered novel. This was a useful ability, because never having come across something unexpected, he never had to deal with it.

They set out from the city street, and they had almost reached the boundary to the wilderness when in a twist of fate, Unidude DX's ego suffered a nasty blow. Confronted with a fat sumo wrestler, he stood little chance. This particular specimen enjoyed banana splits, elephant rides, and chucking Unidude off his unicycle. Through the air he flew, hitting the roof of a bus speeding to deliver a load of passengers, when suddenly a w.t.f.ruit called out,
"768?"
As Unidude got up, he heard someone respond, "768, 768, man."
"This was going to be good until you fruit flingers ruined it." Unigeezer said, checking Unidude for injury. Finding none, he resigned himself to the idea that he would never get to go on his MUni ride as a small crowd began to gather around the alleyway Unidude had ended up rolling into.
"No, it wasn't, they never are," said the first voice, and an old man in black sweats emerged from behind a dumpster.
"768, come on!"
Then the fruitfingers from the bus echoed with delight, "768, 768, 768!" and went down the road smashing the neighborhood mailboxes to smitherines.
"Hey, Unidude, you OK?" asked the old man, who was clad in a black sock hat and rather large sunglasses besides the smelly hunks of cloth resembling dishrags that once could have been a burgler's outfit. His companion, who was rather tall but yet somehow mouse-like in appearance, said,
"Yeah, man, you fell onto 768 pretty hard. And it isn't just a number, but a statement of how the 768th king of Texas defeated the NeoRomans. 768 is all some people can say, because they have a total lack of knowledge of what it really means."
A small number of the younger fruitslingers had remained behind, and they began to talk all at once:
"768, whats with the 768?"
"I don´t know..just a nice number?!?"
"No, we gotta support our troops, thats what."
"Oh my god, okay, I'm going to help you."
"How does it support anything? It's just a number!"
"678, I mean, 9 10 and why can't you let these guys just have their fun?"
"I mean whats it going to hurt?"
"and why can't we just have our fun?"
"768!!!"


The old man addressed Unigeezer, seeing his bemused expression, while the youngsters continued to jabber on in the background "It all started only a short time age when a similar group of fruitslingers adopted a rather strange motto. Whenever something didn't fit in with their chosen perception of reality, they just dismissed it with a shrug and a hey-ho, saying "768," and were done with it. In some situations this caused a fair amount of confusion, but this, too, fell under "768." One small, blond headed Boy would say," the old man changed his intonation perceptibly, and the result was actually quite a bit like that of a rather spoiled adolescent:
"Yeah, I'm having fun too! Who am I gonna hurt, it's just the interwebz," The man sank a bit, and continued a bit more softly then before. "Little did he know, that his meddling and the dreaded 768 would bring about the destruction of the ENTIRE WORLD."

[Tyler_N]

768

[hobo_chuck]

You realize that you're still posting under "the youngsters continued to jabber in the background," yes?

[1wheelwonder]

haha great hobbochuck

[dudewithasock]

cool story

I'm trying to figure out which one I am...

[Ducttape]

I'm trying to figure out which one I am...
768

[dudewithasock]

768

768

[GILD]

768

[maestro8]

768
768
768
768

[ridingwithscissors]

768
768
768
768
768

[GILD]

Don't you go and misquote me now.

[ridingwithscissors]

Two households, both alike in dignity,
In fair Verona, where we lay our scene,
From ancient grudge break to new mutiny,
Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean.
From forth the fatal loins of these two foes
A pair of star-cross'd lovers take their life;
Whole misadventured piteous overthrows
Do with their death bury their parents' strife.
The fearful passage of their death-mark'd love,
And the continuance of their parents' rage,
Which, but their children's end, nought could remove,
Is now the two hours' traffic of our stage;
The which if you with patient ears attend,
What here shall miss, our toil shall strive to mend.
.

[GILD]

.
768

[caudy]

I didn't click on that link, but I would hazard a guess that it was to flight of the concords.

Flight of the concords is awesome. The tv series wasn't very good but the songs are fantastic.

[Into the blue]

He walked slowly down the alleyway to where the body lay on the floor.
A pool of blood had collected underneath it.
The assailant had long disappeared.
Crouching down he could see a scrap of paper in the man's hand.
He took the piece of paper from the cold fingers and unfurled it.
His eyes widened as he saw what was written...

[GILD]

And then he walked on down the hall...

[GILD]

Crouching down he could see a scrap of paper in the man's hand.

Aaah...I thought it might be this scrap of pap (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=45681)er.

[hobo_chuck]

Unigeezer decided to go for a MUni ride. This wasn't really saying much, as he had been riding a lot lately, but today he was particularly enthusiastic about it. He had been planning to go to the Panted Bush trail for quite a while, and hadn't been able to get out the day before because of a solar flare. Intolerant of the sun, especially thus strengthened, he had delayed the trip until he could no longer tolerate the wait. When he got to the trail head he was amazed because he saw a trailer full of elephants and giraffes, which you could rent to ride on the trails for the duration of the day. This was surprising because Unidude DX, his young apprentice and someone he was starting to actually like, had gone with him and had a tendency to repel anything that could be considered novel. This was a useful ability, because never having come across something unexpected, he never had to deal with it.

They set out from the city street, and they had almost reached the boundary to the wilderness when in a twist of fate, Unidude DX's ego suffered a nasty blow. Confronted with a fat sumo wrestler, he stood little chance. This particular specimen enjoyed banana splits, elephant rides, and chucking Unidude off his unicycle. Through the air he flew, hitting the roof of a bus speeding to deliver a load of passengers, when suddenly a w.t.f.ruit called out,
"768?"
As Unidude got up, he heard someone respond, "768, 768, man."
"This was going to be good until you fruit flingers ruined it." Unigeezer said, checking Unidude for injury. Finding none, he resigned himself to the idea that he would never get to go on his MUni ride as a small crowd began to gather around the alleyway Unidude had ended up rolling into.
"No, it wasn't, they never are," said the first voice, and an old man in black sweats emerged from behind a dumpster.
"768, come on!"
Then the fruitfingers from the bus echoed with delight, "768, 768, 768!" and went down the road smashing the neighborhood mailboxes to smitherines.
"Hey, Unidude, you OK?" asked the old man, who was clad in a black sock hat and rather large sunglasses besides the smelly hunks of cloth resembling dishrags that once could have been a burgler's outfit. His companion, who was rather tall but yet somehow mouse-like in appearance, said,
"Yeah, man, you fell onto 768 pretty hard. And it isn't just a number, but a statement of how the 768th king of Texas defeated the NeoRomans. 768 is all some people can say, because they have a total lack of knowledge of what it really means."
A small number of the younger fruitslingers had remained behind, and they began to talk all at once:
"768, whats with the 768?"
"I don´t know..just a nice number?!?"
"No, we gotta support our troops, thats what."
"Oh my god, okay, I'm going to help you."
"How does it support anything? It's just a number!"
"678, I mean, 9 10 and why can't you let these guys just have their fun?"
"I mean whats it going to hurt?"
"and why can't we just have our fun?"
"768!!!"


The old man addressed Unigeezer, seeing his bemused expression, while the youngsters continued to jabber on in the background "It all started only a short time age when a similar group of fruitslingers adopted a rather strange motto. Whenever something didn't fit in with their chosen perception of reality, they just dismissed it with a shrug and a hey-ho, saying "768," and were done with it. In some situations this caused a fair amount of confusion, but this, too, fell under "768." One small, blond headed Boy would say," the old man changed his intonation perceptibly, and the result was actually quite a bit like that of a rather spoiled adolescent:
"Yeah, I'm having fun too! Who am I gonna hurt, it's just the interwebz," The man sank a bit, and continued a bit more softly then before. "Little did he know, that his meddling and the dreaded 768 would bring about the destruction of the ENTIRE WORLD."

CHAPTER TWO

"It all started with my grandfather," said the man, finding himself a seat on an empty recycle bin.
"On his way home from the market one day, he found a small trail of blood and followed it. He walked slowly down the alleyway to where the body lay on the floor, keeping keeping an eye out for anything out of the ordinary. A pool of blood had collected underneath the unfortunate victim. The assailant had long disappeared. Crouching down he could see a scrap of paper in the man's hand. He took the piece of paper from the cold fingers and unfurled it. His eyes widened in horror as he saw what was written...
"768?" Asked Unigeezer, breaking the spell of the man's words.

[ridingwithscissors]

Unigeezer decided to go for a MUni ride.

...blahblahblah...

"768?" Asked Unigeezer, breaking the spell of the man's words.
whatever happened to my Romeo & Juliet quote?:p

[dudewithasock]

768

[ridingwithscissors]

768
could have guessed:D .


768

[Ducttape]

Nononono you got it all wrong...


it's 768

[ridingwithscissors]

Nononono you got it all wrong...


it's 768
Oh. sorry.

876

[dudewithasock]

Are you daft, punk?!

768

[ridingwithscissors]

Are you daft, punk?!

No, but I am harder, better, faster, stronger.

768

[AEV D.]

768

[dudewithasock]

No, but I am harder, better, faster, stronger.

768

:D

Glad you caught the reference.

TPBM is in the wrong thread.

768

[1wheelwonder]

wrong thread son but yes I AM 1WHEELWONDER LORD OF THE 768'S!

[Ducttape]

wrong thread son but yes I AM 1WHEELWONDER LORD OF THE 768'S!
No.... bad... no cookie...


768

[1wheelwonder]

but I like cookies.....

[Hazmat]

but I like cookies.....
Me too also. (http://tastegoblet.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/doggie-cookies.jpg) :D

[1wheelwonder]

ha cute cookies