Ban The Person Above You!

[prisoner_of_war]

OK, so here's the game, you have to think of any possible reason to ban the person above you, simple right?

[Tyler_N]

OK, so here's the game, you have to think of any possible reason to ban the person above you, simple right?
making stupid threads:)

[prisoner_of_war]

Banned for saying my threads stupid.

[_Ground_Zero_]

Banned for shooting down Tyler's great idea.

[habbywall]

Banned for posting in this thread.

[tobbogonist]

OK, so here's the game, you have to think of any possible reason to ban the person above you, simple right?


Christ called, he wants you to ride for someone else.

[JJtheunicycle]

Christ called, he wants you to ride for someone else.
I call this for my sig

[Tyler_N]

I call this for my sig
banned for having a cool sig

[UniDudeDX]

banned for saying a sig mocking my God is cool...

[justin]

Banned for having his own opinion and beliefs

[unibikeling]

Banned for having his own opinion and beliefs

banned for having his own opinions on someone elses opinions and beliefs.

(also banned for kittens)

[hobo_chuck]

Banned for tempting me with salty chips.

[nimblelight]

banned for being mean to noobs

[unibikeling]

banned for being mean to noobs

wtf i'm not a noob. he wasnt being mean to me. Ive been on these forums for a long while, i lurked for even longer.

Banned for not realizing what your talking about, and using the word noob, unless you were taking other context from another thread or conversation, and referencing it here.

[Tyler_N]

wtf i'm not a noob. he wasnt being mean to me. Ive been on these forums for a long while, i lurked for even longer.

Banned for not realizing what your talking about, and using the word noob, unless you were taking other context from another thread or conversation, and referencing it here.
banned for posting too much

[unibikeling]

banned for posting too much

banned for not posting as much as me.

[Tyler_N]

banned for not posting as much as me.
banned for hurting my feelings

[UniKid2]

banned for hurting my feelings
Banned for expressing your feelings.

[nimblelight]

wtf i'm not a noob. he wasnt being mean to me. Ive been on these forums for a long while, i lurked for even longer.

Banned for not realizing what your talking about, and using the word noob, unless you were taking other context from another thread or conversation, and referencing it here.
I was referring to his constant attacks on Unisykolist. (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=1059030&postcount=14)


^banned for evil use of saladfingers
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[UniKid2]

^banned for evil use of saladfingers
|
Banned for Mentioning the Great Salad Fingers.

[Any Terrain]

Banned for Mentioning the Great Salad Fingers.
You just mentioned them... Banned for Mentioning the Great Salad Fingers.

[nimblelight]

You just mentioned them... Banned for Mentioning the Great Salad Fingers.
ditto

[MuniAddict]

dittoBanned for using the tired, overused word, "ditto".:p

[unibikeling]

Banned.

banned for not explaining why you banned terry.

[MuniAddict]

banned for not explaining why you banned terry.(Did he delete his post banning me? I don't see it.:confused: )

banned for hurting my feelingsBanned for not giving me free ice cream!;)

[hobo_chuck]

banned for threats that there will soon be a shortage of videos

[UniDudeDX]

Where is Tyrone when you need him.

banned for being a hobo. (cause hobo's dont have computers;)

[hobo_chuck]

banned for questioning my hobo-like qualities

[JJtheunicycle]

Banned for reffering such things as "qualities"

[hobo_chuck]

You are banned due to your poor sentence structure.

[Tyler_N]

banned for questioning my hobo-like qualities
banned for wanting a phone that is better than your computer

[critter]

banned for being jealous.

[UniDudeDX]

banned for being like a school teacher.

[UniDudeDX]

banned for being like a school teacher.

[UniDudeDX]

wow. what the hell just happened.

[critter]

whoa dude ,, you're banned!

[wickedbob]

Banned for typing dude.

[MuniAddict]

Banned for typing dude.How else could he post a reply without typing?:p

[hobo_chuck]

How else could he post a reply without typing?:p
banned for not banning anyone and being at 6,300 posts

[MuniAddict]

banned for not banning anyone and being at 6,300 postsDamn! You're right. Ok. Well, I hope you all let me back someday!:o

[mr_charm]

Banned for having false hopes

[yoopers]

.

[yoopers]

(Maybe that should have been posted in the Lion on the Loose thread)

[mr_charm]

Banned for thinking of that too late.

[wickedbob]

I'm not charmed at all, your banned.

[MuniAddict]

Holy cow! It's official!:eek:

[mr_charm]

Banned for been too cool! :p

[adjuggler]

banned for illegal cow usage

[mr_charm]

banned for illegal cow usage
banned for been too slow

[MuniAddict]

banned for illegal cow usageI'm udderly innocent! I won't cow tow to being banned..I'm just not in the mooood! Got milk? :cool:

[Tyler_N]

I'm udderly innocent! I won't cow tow to being banned..I'm just not in the mooood! Got milk? :cool:
Banned for EPU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_I1WKBhbVQ

[yoopers]

Holy cow! It's official!:eek:
Wouldn't this be more of a holy cow?

[MuniAddict]

Banned for EPU
http://youtube.com/watch?v=R_I1WKBhbVQLol! I forgot about that one. Just please don't report me to officer Loomis! One more arrest and I could go to Penn state! Wait..I mean the State Penn!:D

[GILD]

Christ called, he wants you to ride for someone else.
Entirely, sepulchrally, wall-to-wall, non-stop hilarious


Thank you Tobbogonist.


Coming in a close second as far as hilarity goes...

[dan de man]

baned for ,thatum thingy he said to me :D

[BillyTheMountain]

badder dan dem badder dan dem badder dan dem badder dan dem badder dan dem badder dan dem


hey guys whats happening

BANNED for wasting precious MR space with posts like the above, and for trying to get a GF when he's too young.

[dan de man]

BANNED for wasting precious MR space with posts like the above, and for trying to get a GF when he's too young.
banned for pointing out the obvios

[BillyTheMountain]

banned for pointing out the obvios

banned for exceeding the maximum allowable posts per year, and for disrespecting his elders.

[dan de man]

banned for exceeding the maximum allowable posts per year, and for disrespecting his elders.
banned for being a thread killer

(2000 posts a year?)

[prisoner_of_war]

Banned cause some people said this was stupid, but how come it's already 4 pages?

[GILD]

Banned because you should know Jane Austen said:"Silly things do cease to be silly if they are done by sensible people in an impudent way."

[prisoner_of_war]

Say what? Banned for being to complicated.

[unibikeling]

Say what? Banned for being to complicated.

banned for faliure to understand.

[1-wheeled-grape]

banned for attempting to ban others for dumb reasons.

[Uni-Ouly]

banned! for not thinking up a better way to ban.

[MuniAddict]

"Band"!:p

27656
(This original album jacket was banned!)

[prisoner_of_war]

Banned for making me lol.

[mr_charm]

Banned for not believing in laughter!

[prisoner_of_war]

Banned because you are not mr charm, you're probably a guy named bob or something.

[unifreak7]

Banned for posting in a thread he was banned in.

[Tyler_N]

Banned for posting in a thread he was banned in.
banned for being such a good unicyclist.

[BillyTheMountain]

banned for being a thread killer

(2000 posts a year?)

i think i killed the geodesic dome thread, by cutting through to the most basic truth.

that's how you kill a thread.

[forrestunifreak]

banned for being such a good unicyclist.

Actually he's not that good of a unicyclists, he's only good at doing crankflip tricks and stuff. He just happens to be unicycling at the same time.

[MuniAddict]

banned for being such a good unicyclist.Dang! I was gonna say the same thing about you!:D

[Tyler_N]

Dang! I was gonna say the same thing about you!:D
banned for making me feel flattered:)

[unibikeling]

banned for making me feel flattered:)

banned for flirting with terry.

[beeper]

banned for making me feel flattered:)

Banned for being flattered so easily.

[unibikeling]

Banned for being flattered so easily.

banned for ignoring my post.

[beeper]

banned for ignoring my post.


Banned for thinking I care, + being unnaware of the fact that we posted within seconds of each other.

[heelnipper]

Banned for thinking I care, + being unnaware of the fact that we posted within seconds of each other.
banned for being reasonable.

[prisoner_of_war]

Banned for complimenting.

[Hazmat]

Banned for having 23 posts. :D

[critter]

banned for picking on the newbie

[catinabag1]

banned for banning hazmat. how dare you!:p

[beeper]

how dare you!:p


Banned for incorrectly replacing a much needed question mark with an exclamation point.

[Danni]

Banned for being a know it all peice of bats droppings.

[beeper]

Banned for being a know it all peice of bats droppings.

Banned for being insulting.

[surfer1024]

Banned for being insulting.
banned for being insulted

[C-ZER]

Banned because I have to ban some one if I am going to post in this thread.


It’s nothing personal or anything.

[C-ZER]

Banned for being a football player.

[C-ZER]

Banned for banning yourself. Shame on you.

[thejdw]

Banned for not wearing contact lenses

[C-ZER]

Banned for banning without a warrant

[MuniAddict]

Banned for banning without a warrantBanned for using the "b" word twice in one sentence!:p

[The.Mars.Volta]

Banned for having his own opinion and beliefs
Christ called, he wants you to ride for someone else.


hahaha both great comments

[XCcrev]

Banned for not banning anyone

[C-ZER]

Band on A.M.

[critter]

TPAM is banned for picking a crappy musical source.

[MuniAddict]

Band on A.M.Banned for being too similar to my earlier post:
"Band"!:p

27656
(This original album jacket was banned!)

[C-ZER]

banned for not banning the roght person

[Unisykolist]

^
banned for using a word that doesn't exist (roght)

[C-ZER]

banned for saying "stack it" in his sig

[C-ZER]

banned for saying "stack it" in his sig

[C-ZER]

banned for saying "stack it" in his sig

[C-ZER]

banned for saying "stack it" in his sig

[beeper]

banned for saying "stack it" in his sig


Banned for posting the same message 4 times.

[Tyler_N]

Banned for posting the same message 4 times.
banned for reading the same message 4 times

[wickedbob]

Message is a bad word. Sorry, when I say that I mean nothing, your banned.

[samsta002]

Message is a bad word. Sorry, when I say that I mean nothing, your banned.

Banned for breifly confusing me; picking on the serverely jet-lagged

[Adder172]

banned for being confused (sexually)

[Adder172]

banned for being really stupid

[SkierAlex]

I don't need to ban you because you just banned yourself!

[1-wheeled-grape]

banned for not counting properly.

[SkierAlex]

banned for not counting properly.

Banned for being wrong. He banned the person above him (himself).

[1-wheeled-grape]

I know, Banned for making me look stupid.

[C-ZER]

Banned for being ugly and looking stupid at the same time

[1-wheeled-grape]

banned for insulting others!

[C-ZER]

Sorry I didn’t mean it. Banned for not knowing that.

[1-wheeled-grape]

banned for not telling me that.

[C-ZER]

Banned for having to be told

[critter]

banned for being a mother

[prisoner_of_war]

banned for partial use of strong language in your post, lol.

[yoopers]

Isn't there some sort of tenure available to those who have been around awhile to where then can become unbannable?

[GILD]

Yes Bruce, there is.

The ThreadKiller can't be banned.

[yoopers]

Yes Bruce, there is.

The ThreadKiller can't be banned.
So far, you're the threadkiller here...oh, wait...

[GILD]

Banned for using ellipses twice in one sentence...really...

[1-wheeled-grape]

banned for using the strangest, most unavoidable reason to ban someone (unless more "ellipses" is a good thing)

[critter]

Banned for using ellipses twice in one sentence...really...

banned for banning this^. Elliipses? uh... is that what it's called?

[1-wheeled-grape]

circles! banned for using an O! banned for banning me for a silly reason!

[hobo_chuck]

YOU are banned for needlessly pointing out that you have one wheel in your user name.

[1-wheeled-grape]

You are banned for making up place names co-lo-ra-do...

[critter]

banned for thinking Colorado is made up. It's more magical.

[GILD]

banned for banning this^. Elliipses? uh... is that what it's called?
Banned for learning something.

[tobbogonist]

Banned for learning something.

Arrg tis thinking like that which will ruin us all.

[thejdw]

banned for wearing a low dress

[masterfulmoron]

banned for making it unreadable

[Monkeyboy13]

banned for not shooping da whoop right

[critter]

banned for using the wrong language in an english forum.

[MuniAddict]

banned for resurrecting this old thread..or whoever did!:mad:

[critter]

banned for falsely accusing me:p

[MuniAddict]

banned for falsely accusing me:pWhoops, my bad...I mean, my BAN!:o

[masterfulmoron]

banned for not giving a reason for banning

[mr joel.]

banned for banning somebody

[hobo_chuck]

Banned for posting in this thread as your eleventh post.

Terry: Double-banned for calling this thread old.

Mornish: don't you dare ban me.

[surfer1024]

banned for being a hobo named chuck.

[critter]

banned for pickin' on the jolly buddha.

[Any Terrain]

banned for pickin' on the jolly buddha.
Banned for thinking he is jolly.

[SirCharles1st]

Banned for thinking that someone else was thinking

[Hazmat]

Banned for thinking that someone else was thinking
Banned for even thinking. :p

[GILD]

768

[unicycledood]

Banned for having over 20,000 posts

[vanpaun]

Banned for not having over 20000 posts

[unicycledood]

Banned for not having over 20000 posts

[unicycledood]

Christ called, he wants you to ride for someone else.

Funniest thing I've read in my life.

[critter]

You are Banned. Until you read something funnier.

Try Mark Twain.;)

[adhdbrian]

youre banned for a bad literature joke

[unicycledood]

Banned for banning the person that banned me.

[mr_charm]

Banned for the hell of it. Heres a piccy for the fun of it!


http://punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/political-pictures-darth-vader-catholics-power-throne.jpg

[1wheelwonder]

banned for being weird and random lol

[masterfulmoron]

banned for being so cool as to be a ninja

[Zzagg]

banned for bad reading: he's not a "ninja", he's a "nija"

[critter]

Banned for picking on a retard. (nothing personal moron):D

[drumstuck]

Banned for picking on a sufferer of the mental condition known as 'Christianity'

[petad]

Banned for having no avatar and "Registered User" at the same time.

[unicycledood]

Banned for not being able to triple flip. larlz

[Unisykolist]

^
Banned for having more than 1348 posts.

[dan de man]

banned for not properly counting post numbers and therefore making the ban null

[Hazmat]

Banned for living in Ewar Woowar.

[mr joel.]

Banned for not living in Ewar Woowar.
__________________

[Hazmat]

Banned for banning me. :p

[dbell]

banned for not having a good reason for banning.

[Hazmat]

banned for not having a good reason for banning.
Banned for give me a banning with no warning. :p

[masterfulmoron]

banned for being cool enough as to live in Australia.

[petad]

Banned because you're going to move to Tanzania this winter.

[Kyle_Destroyer]

Banned because you're going to move to Tanzania this winter.

banned for having PETA in his name....

[1wheelwonder]

Banned because I don't know who PETA is

[thejdw]

Banned for being uneducated

[critter]

uneducated?

Banned for picking on street riders.:D

[dbell]

banned for standing up for the uneducated.

[dudewithasock]

768

[1-wheeled-grape]

banned for not saying 768 enough in one post

768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768 768
:D

[masterfulmoron]

banned for having those particular #'s in your post

[adhdbrian]

banned for having those particular #'s in your post
banned for having too many emoticons in signature
(joe if you reply to this i'll hit you in the nuts)

[masterfulmoron]

banned for threatening to hit someone there

[adhdbrian]

banned for banning me for hitting joe in the nuts :)

[UniKid2]

Banned for Being Named Brian.

[1wheelwonder]

Banned for not being named Brian!

[masterfulmoron]

banned for posting 800 times

[skrobo]

banned for threatening to ban too many ppl.

[Ducttape]

768

[masterfulmoron]

banned for not banning anyone

[thejdw]

banned for not banning anyone
banned for being caught snogging a girl behind the bike shed whilst smoking a cigar :rolleyes:

[1wheelwonder]

banned for you being there

[Michaelgoround]

Banned for being underage.

[Unisykolist]

Banned for being underage.
Banned for playing this game.

[Michaelgoround]

Banned for playing this game.
Banned for being a hypocrite and having a good point.

[Any Terrain]

Banned for being a hypocrite and having a good point.
Banned for lying, it is not a good point.

[Michaelgoround]

Banned for calling me a liar.

[drumstuck]

Banned for wasting your life on this thread.

THREAD CLOSED.

[critter]

banned for trying to close a thread and saying my life is wasted.... I was feeling good about myself



Quote:
Originally Posted by Michaelgoround
Banned for being a hypocrite and having a good point.

Banned for not knowing a good point if it poke you in the a**.




I also ban the TPBM for banning me

[Hazmat]

Then i ban TPAM for banning me. :p

[thejdw]

useless:

having no beneficial use or incapable of functioning usefully; "a kitchen full of useless gadgets"; "she is useless in an emergency"

[1wheelwonder]

banned for not making sence

[dan de man]

Banned for not spelling properly.

[masterfulmoron]

banned for having a similar nickname as my older brother

[UniKid2]

Banned for giving out his adress... wow...

[critter]

A tight ban around the chest is restrictive to the airwways.

[UNIhippy]

Banned for not making me laugh

[UniKid2]

Banned for only Having 6 posts.

[1wheelwonder]

banned for having a stupid signature.

[Hazmat]

Banned for having such an awesome avatar. :p

[UniKid2]

Banned beacuse of pure awesomeness...

[Shade]

banned because of stupid ban-reason :)

[UniKid2]

Banned Beacuse your Image Doesent work!

[peleschramm]

Banned Beacuse your Image Doesent work!

Banned because he's wrong.

His image does work.

[Shade]

Banned because he's wrong.

His image does work.

Banned because you suck, if my image worked :)

Or doesn't work.. depends on the way you look at it..

[UniKid2]

Banned 'cause you confused me!?

[Shade]

Banned 'cause you confused me!?

Banned becaue I confused me too! or should I ban myelf? Help, I'm confused..:confused:

[critter]

Banned becaue I confused me too! or should I ban myelf? Help, I'm confused..:confused:

You are ban until you can refocus your thoughts.

...OH YEAH and I eat monkey balls

[Shade]

You are ban until you can refocus your thoughts.

...OH YEAH and I eat monkey balls

Easy :D Banned for eating monkey balls :)

[Hazmat]

Banned for not having a custom title under your username. :p

[Shade]

Banned for not having a custom title under your username. :p

Banned for embarrasing me..:mad:


But I'll fix it.. just wait.. Hahaha!

[Hazmat]

Banned for embarrasing me..:mad:


But I'll fix it.. just wait.. Hahaha!
Banned for not realising that i wasn't trying to offend/embarrass you in anyway and if i have. I apologise. :D

[thejdw]

banned for being wet

[Shade]

banned for being wet

Banned, because I don't now what "being wet" means. Except for some, not so right meanings which would totaly fit in other more adult type sites, but not on this one :p

Man, I like this thread:)

[Uni-Ouly]

banned for likeing this thread!

[Shade]

banned for likeing this thread!

Banned, for banning me! Did anyone try that already?

[Hazmat]

Banned, for banning me! Did anyone try that already?
Banned for being banned.

[Uni-Ouly]

banned for banning him for banning me!

[MuniAddict]

banned for banning him for banning me!Banned for using the "b" word too many times!:D

[Shade]

Banned for using the "b" word too many times!:D

Banned fot putting rules to the "b"-word usage!

[Hazmat]

Banned for being banned for using the "b" word. :p


http://www.johncow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/banned.jpg

[Unisykolist]

Banned for being banned for using the "b" word. :p


http://www.johncow.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/banned.jpg
^
Banned for posting cow pornography.

[UniKid2]

Bnned for not using the right words, spelled, Cowrnography!

[Hazmat]

Banned for even thinking that the pic i displayed is even considered Cowrnography.

[Uni-Ouly]

BANNED

because I can!

[Shade]

BANNED

because I can!

Banned, because you claim you can, while you can't!

[Unisykolist]

Banned, because you claim you can, while you can't!
Banned.

[Uni-Ouly]

banned for not providing a reason!

[Adder172]

banned for not providing a reason!

banned for being a nit picker

[C-ZER]

Banned for being a noob!

[rookie rider]

banned for banning peeps.:)

[Shade]

banned for banning peeps.:)

Idem dito.

[Hazmat]

Banned for using unusual words.

[1wheelwonder]

Banned for useing normal words!

[Hazmat]

Banned for useing normal words!
Banned for not being on the forums when i'm on. :p

[rookie rider]

banned for saying i use unusual word. peeps

[Hazmat]

Banned for taking me seriously which i find very weird. :confused:

[1wheelwonder]

banned for not being on when I'm on!

[Hazmat]

Banned for not replying to my PM.