Lion On The Loose In Colorado!!!

[kokomo]

hi ive gotten news that there is a lion on the loose in colorado springs near falcon colorado. I LIVE IN FALCON CO!!!:eek: if there is anything you know that i dont or any information you have please tell me!!!:confused:

[tobbogonist]

fear not. it is Aslan

[kokomo]

im serious thats not funny your so immature:mad:

[tobbogonist]

and you need to use some commas.

[Bondo]

Thats someone's pet, You could probably walk right up and pet it.

I hate to tell you...but we have had lions in Colorado for ever.
Lions that will NOT let you pet them.
Lions that will eat a Muni-er, no problem.

Cue the LolCat pics...

[yoopers]

hi ive gotten news that there is a lion on the loose in colorado springs near falcon colorado. I LIVE IN FALCON CO!!!:eek: if there is anything you know that i dont or any information you have please tell me!!!:confused:
If you sprinkle salt on a lion's tail, it will let you capture it...or is that birds. I forget.

[tobbogonist]

LOLlion

[phlegm]

We have mountain lions in California, even spotted on trails I ride regularly. Did the lion in Colorado escape from a zoo?

[Into the blue]

If you sprinkle salt on a lion's tail, it will let you capture it...or is that birds. I forget.

"A tiger? In Africa?"
Name that quote.
And no google cheating.

That salt thing.
That's slugs.
Isn't it?

I forget too.

[tobbogonist]

"A tiger? In Africa?"
Name that quote.
And no google cheating.


Monty Python

cannot remmember which movie though.

Perkins leg is bitten sort of.. off

probably a virus, if your playing any football try favour the other leg.

[maestro8]

Silly kids... scared over a big dog (http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/16877102/detail.html?dog)?

Just throw a slab of steak on your front lawn and shoot the first thing you see that comes running in on four legs. Problem solved.

[ivan]

Just throw a slab of steak on your front lawn and shoot the first thing you see that comes running in on four legs. Problem solved.
And if you're anti-gun just beat it with a baseball bat.

[AEV D.]

why are you such frightend about lions? lions are more frightend to people than we ever could. only if they really find no other animals to eat they have the heart to go into a town to find there something to eat and only if they find nothing in the bills they try to get a person. but normally there are enough other animals like cats, dogs, deers or what ever lives over there in colorado. if you see the lion don´t run just go slowly into the next pub or alley that he can´t see you but never never never run away. if you run you inspire the hunting instinct in the lion and he will try to catch you,...:)

[JJtheunicycle]

"while others searched on horseback with lassos at the ready" Oh no!! Not the lassos!!

[Michaelgoround]

I say you capture it and harness its power to put fear in your enemy's and mountain lion's.Or... you could start an illegal cat fighting ring. You'd totally pwn (at least until somone else gets a large cat).

[john_childs]

I say you capture it and harness its power
By the power (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fO1ChfM94yQ) of Greyskull!

[johnfoss]

hi ive gotten news that there is a lion on the loose in colorado springs near falcon colorado. I LIVE IN FALCON CO!!!:eek: if there is anything you know that i dont or any information you have please tell me!!!Don't go outside if you see any lions. :D

Thats someone's pet, You could probably walk right up and pet it.You first. What's the first rule of working with big cats? Oh yeah, you can never "tame" them. Especially if the cat doesn't know you, and if it's scared and in an unfamiliar place. Let someone else test the petting theory...

But otherwise yeah, aren't there plenty of lions in Colorado already?

[yoopers]

But otherwise yeah, aren't there plenty of lions in Colorado already?That would be Detroit, John.

[wickedbob]

Get some mice?

[johnfoss]

That would be Detroit, John.I mean "real" lions. Those can't even win a football game... :p

[yoopers]

I mean "real" lions. Those can't even win a football game... :p
Neither can the lions in Colorado.

[Michaelgoround]

Mice only work on elephants.:D http://youtube.com/watch?v=wXiMs65ZAeU