Miss Hawaii

[ivan]

Hello, dear readers.

I have, on my table, a picture of Miss Hawaii, who is tender, slim, loving, caring, beautiful, outgoing, friendly, of immense musical ability, very fit and who wears a skimpy bikini.

We've been together for quite some time now, but I have to go, and where I go, I cannot take her with me. Which means she's in the open market again, and the competition is on!

Write your poem to Miss Hawaii, who will read it and blush. The most successful wooer will have the honour and immense pleasure of experiencing the company of Miss Hawaii themselves, as I will post her to them through the mail.

The race is on, people! Get your poem writing gear out!

[ivan]

Other forms of wooeing are accepted to, e.g. pictures, music, bloody fencing, etc.

Take your pick.

[1-wheeled-grape]

Strange :confused:

[critter]

This Humuhumunukunukuapuaa is for you my Love!
You are my Kuuipo from above!
If you accept this fish from me,
We can kiss each other by the sea.

[unibikeling]

My SECOND one.

ms hawaii, how i'd die to dine, with you
ms hawaii, if i could be true, with you
ms hawaii, if i think about you, will my dreams come true?
to be with you, is all i see, to be with you, is all i dream
ms hawaii, i'm dyin', cause without you, i'm cryin'
ms hawaii, can i be yours to be true
ms hawaii, can i be with you?

[ivan]

Miss Hawaii approves.

In a very sensual way.

[Into the blue]

Miss Hawaii wouldn't happen to look anything like your avatar, would she?

[ivan]

Well, as much as all girls look girly.

And she also has fair hair.

[ivan]

Come on, people, Miss Hawaii is not gonna woo herself!

You hereby have 24 hours to submit your love artform to gain the heart of a beautiful female.

[tobbogonist]

ok ok. i am going to put on my best writing shirt and find myself a fountain pen. brb

[Seager]

Where are you going that you can't bring her with you?

[JJuggle]

Is this Denby Dung? For her I might write something, but otherwise I really can't be bothered.

[ivan]

Where are you going that you can't bring her with you?
Away.

[1-wheeled-grape]

Sounds like a fun place lol. A place where you cannot tale a Miss Hawaii!?!

[ivan]

We have our separate ways to follow.

[nubcake]

Miss Hawaii you're so fine. You're so fine you blow my mind. Miss Hawaii.

[Jerrick]

The places I would kiss you...

[ivan]

Unibikelling gets miss Hawaii. She's overcome with affection for him and his poetry.

Congratulations and may you be a wicked couple.

[unibikeling]

Unibikelling gets miss Hawaii. She's overcome with affection for him and his poetry.

Congratulations and may you be a wicked couple.

Thanks! You have my info already lol...

I'll be over excited waiting for her lol.

[nubcake]

i hear she's a hussy anyway!

[tobbogonist]

fine. dont wait for me to 'brb' juust go and let Unibikelling win.