Senior prank-ish

[qhxakg]

So are school is really strict and last year they had some really bad vandalism done to the scholl so this year they are really cracking down and said that we are not supposed to do a prank(they usually would have had a teacher let us in the building and turn off the alarm but after the vandalism....we all get treated like vandals)

so my friends and i have decided to do a barbecue tailgate type thing in the parking lot after we have gradation practice and are all out of school but while the underclassmen still have class we figured this was harmless enough and would be taking lighthearted

what do you guys think and is there any advise from the older folks about how not to get into trouble for this

also what are your plans for Senior pranks?

[SqueakyOnion]

My senior year of high school, there were rumors that someone who lived on a farm was plotting to hijack a cow from a pasture next to my school, walk it up the stairs to the second floor of the building. Sounds lame, until you realize cows REALLY don't like going down stairs, but go up them fairly easily.

It never happened.

Instead, an hour before school ended, everyone who was "in on it" suddenly got up from their seats in the middle of class, and ran and jumped in the swimming pool. There were kids from lots of classes all over the school. It was pretty cool.

[kington99]

Get hold of 3 sheep. Number them 1,2 and 4. Release them in your school grounds. Watch as the three sheep are caught fairly easily, and the search goes on for hours for the elusive sheep number 3.

If you're going to have BBQs they might have issues about fire safety, have some extinguishers around the place if possible to show that you atleast considered this point.

[brendon557]

put birds and mice in the freshmens lockers so when they open them they go every where


haha kinda mean tho

probally get in trouble to lol

[AlanChambers]

So are school is really strict [snip]

After seeing the way you vandalise the English language, I'm inclined to side with the school. :-)

[brendon557]

After seeing the way you vandalise the English language, I'm inclined to side with the school. :-)
omg i know ur just joking and stuff but i hate how people do that,m its the internet, its easier to put skool instead of school, insted/ instead ect.

Its also faster to not use proper puncuation and stuff to

[catinabag1]

my friend had a genius prank for last year but we never did it. his plan was to take all the desks out of the class rooms and stack them in a random piled mess in the gym. then we would put full cups of water all over the desks. with this prank, the staff is highly inconvenienced but nothing is vandalized.

[kington99]

omg i know ur just joking and stuff but i hate how people do that,m its the internet, its easier to put skool instead of school, insted/ instead ect.

Its also faster to not use proper puncuation and stuff to


are you in that much of a rush?

[catinabag1]

are you in that much of a rush?
why is it that big of deal. you can still understand exactly what they are saying. people are just anal and love being anal and will therefore continue to be anal. society needs to learn to relax and focus on real problems in the world. also, no way of talking is better than another. thats like saying chinese is better than russian and anyone who speaks russian is stupid. i would like to see less criticism on the forums instead of all the complaining about small little details that don't do anything to anyone except are convenient to the typer.

[net_hippy]

So are school is really strict...

After seeing the way you vandalise the English language, I'm inclined to side with the school. :-)

omg i know ur just joking and stuff but i hate how people do that,m its the internet, its easier to put skool instead of school, insted/ instead ect.

Its also faster to not use proper puncuation and stuff to


I think the grammar error he was pointing out was that you used "are" instead of "our", but that's besides the piont! :)

On our last day of secondary school we used shaving foam to draw a huge comedy penis and write "Class of 2005" on the walls outside (nice and sand stone). Turns out that although shaving foam will come off (of course), it doesn't happen for quite a while! I recommend this 100%. Even if hosed it leaves a white mark which will stay for a good long while.

[unibikeling]

some awesome sounding ideas people, but i have some more.... not deadly, or against any safety regs. Take a bunch of plastic forks, and stick them all in the lawn. You cant mow over them, and theres nothing to pull em out with, except for by hand. Go to your schools courtyard (if you have one), and get a few thousand forks. Or go and buy a bunch of marshmellows, and throw them on the lawns. They'll melt next rainfall, and be stuck there for a REALLY long time.

[AlanChambers]

omg i know ur just joking and stuff but i hate how people do that,m its the internet, its easier to put skool instead of school, insted/ instead ect.

Well, it was a joke, of course. Irresistable really, given the topicality of a school-leaver who appears to be virtually illiterate. ;-)

More seriously, posters whose English borders on the unintelligible are likely to be misunderstood, which I think you'll agree is a bad thing. As for it being the Internet, I feel sorry for those readers for whom English is a second language.

Language is our single most unique feature as a species. Writing is probably the most significant invention of all time. It's a tragedy to see these things regarded as "anal". Just my 2p.


Al

[Buddy]

omg i know ur just joking and stuff but i hate how people do that,m its the internet, its easier to put skool instead of school, insted/ instead ect.

Its also faster to not use proper puncuation and stuff to

It's really about what you're used to typing. A couple of years ago, a friend bet me that I couldn't go one week without typing like "ur skool omg y r u so sile" at some point in our conversation. Literally within that week I made a habit of using punctuation and spelling correctly (I still haven't figured out the grammar part..) that I still type like that now even a couple years down the road. Now when I try to type all text talk (chat speak?)...it takes me forever to write anything. So I disagree with your "It's easier...etc." stuff. It's all about habit.

EDIT: Sorry about continuing the thread jack.

[UniBrier]

...shaving foam... Even if hosed it leaves a white mark which will stay for a good long while.Um, that's vandalism.

Get hold of 3 sheep. Number them 1,2 and 4. Release them in your school grounds. Watch as the three sheep are caught fairly easily, and the search goes on for hours for the elusive sheep number 3.
I heard that as a goat story, almost posted it; good thing I actually read the thread.


A senior prank should be clever, slightly disruptive, and do no permanent damage. Otherwise skip it, you don't want to be remembered as the class with the lame prank.

[peleschramm]

I have an idea. You can hide all the lunch tables! That would be pretty sweet.

(Last year, out of boredom and stupidity I would take a lunch table, fold it up, and roll it into a bathroom on a daily basis. Took around a month or two for me to get caught ;) )

[SqueakyOnion]

Fill the hallways with hay.

Fill the hallways with full cups of water, completely covering the floor.

To prank a specific teacher, completely turn around their desk and all the student desks, reversing the room.


Regarding grammar online:

When you talk to your friends, type however you want.

When you talk in public, type close enough to proper grammar and punctuation that you can be understood, and your posts aren't hard to read. Not everyone has an easy time deciphering period-less poorly spelled and symbolized versions of the English language. Lastly, if you do choose to type this way, it makes you look childish and uneducated to use poor grammar and symbolized words ( i.e. "OMG i r such kool plx"). I've also heard from people that "trash typing" also makes them lose respect for the offender, and devalues what they have to say, if only on a subconscious level. Don't like it? Too bad, things are the way they are.

[kington99]

A senior prank should be clever, slightly disruptive, and do no permanent damage. Otherwise skip it, you don't want to be remembered as the class with the lame prank.


This is very important. More so, you don't want to be the year that ends (as my brother's did) with one person in intensive care and three in the police cells.

Another classic: bring agricultural machinery to school, a combine harvester and a couple of big tractors can cause havoc. You don't need to do anything destructive, just them being there is enough.

Guy I was at uni with painted an enormous male genitalia on the roof of one of their school buildings, it couldn't be seen from the ground at all but an aerial photograph appeared in The Sun newspaper (a national daily paper). It can be seen on google earth, see this screenshot.

[habbywall]

I'm a senior and we are going to have a cookout on the last day. We will probably have rootbeer kegs too. I heard a school did that and the cops were called in to give everyone a breathalyzer.

[unibikeling]

Hmm.. I have a few more, that i didnt share thismorning.

1: buy around 1000 bouncy balls, a bucket of 500 costs maybe $25 online. Either dump em in the halls, or hand em out to students during class transition. Thats a whole school full of kids with superballs, Mayhem? Everyone would be bouncing them the whole day, teachers would take SOO many away from kids.

2: let some chickens loose in a courtyard, some kids did that one year, the janitors had to get bb guns and shoot them.

In random thought to dead birds in the court yard... Weve been having a lot of recent dead birds around our school. We have glass hallways, and there are normally dead birds on the ground near the hallways. Yesterday there was a hawk laying on the ground.

You might be able to (if you have a band, and equipment), go set it up on the school, and start playing during a class (get teacher permission to cut class maybe? just for five minutes or so, if the teachers cool with you about things). If it was me, i'd have a small show in our courtyard. That'd be really fun.

[Brian O.]

I'm a senior and we are going to have a cookout on the last day. We will probably have rootbeer kegs too. I heard a school did that and the cops were called in to give everyone a breathalyzer.
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/03/30/cops-bust-a-root-beer-kegger-party/

[mill_mobile]

So are school?

So our school i think you mean?

[habbywall]

Oh yeah! Last year when the seniors went up to get their diploma they each handed the principal a marble so he had like 250 marbles at the end.

[tobbogonist]

Why wait untill finishing school to prank it up?
I seem to remember every day at school was a prank :)

among my favourites:
There was a large black box that contained a wide screen TV, the box was mounted on wheels and it was used in the english corridore to show movies. It was kept in a secret room and students where sent to bring it into the classroom as it was needed. It had a padlock on the front and was locked in the room. One day we picked the lock to the room and then picked the padlock. Removed the Television and hid it then three of us got into the box. The forth person put the lock back on and left us there. An agonising half an hour later we heard someone come in to get us. Imagine the look on the classes faces when they opened the box expecting a television and are greeting by three happy young fellas who promptly stand up, bid the class a good day and walk out.

Another amusing one was in the science labs all the sinks where controlled by a mains Key at the front of the classroom, these where turned off and removed when the teacher left the classroom. right at the end of the day we snuck in and turned all the taps on full and removed the 'goose neck' part that exsisted in order to angle the water into the sink. Next morning, old faithfull eat your heart out.

We had a theatre (basically exactly like a cinema) which was locked at all times and off limits to students. The lock on the door was easy as pie to open. It was most amusing to unlock the door, file all the class in and have them sit down and keep quite. This is where it is to be noted that the theatre was, well to my knowledge it still is, keep in complete darkness and the lightswitch was on the other side of the room. The teacher turn up at the classroom, wait around for students, decided they are all late, unlock the door and walk over to the controll panel, switch the light on and be greeted with a theatre full of beaming students :) :) :) :)

[tobbogonist]

now i am upset, i miss school. Fun pranks are not possible in the real world.

[thejdw]

swap the n and m keys around on a few key boards, that'll cause havok :)

[tobbogonist]

swap the n and m keys around on a few key boards, that'll cause havok :)
That didn't work at my school, we where all required to learn touch typing. I havn't looked at a keyboard for years. It is more amusing to plug the mouse in to the computer next to you and so on and so forth. Takes people ages to work it out. Only works when you have a lab set up with computers in rows.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

2: let some chickens loose in a courtyard, some kids did that one year, the janitors had to get bb guns and shoot them.

Please no... This is supposed a harmless joke. Even if you don't have a problem with killing animals, it's not right to kill an animal for no reason, much less a joke.

As for "txt tping", Not only is it really hard to read, but it dosn't save you much time typing. three seconds per second max. Also, wen i tlked lik ths al the tme I crippled my spelling abilities. I used to be an amazing speller but text typing ruined it for me.

[Into the blue]

now i am upset, i miss school. Fun pranks are not possible in the real world.

Sure they are, just use your imagination.

The newspaper office where I work has old framed front pages on the walls.
I replaced them with front pages of The Onion.

[mscalisi]

It may be easier, but it's less readable. When I have to read something 4 or 5 times to figure out what someone's trying to say, after a while I just skip it. It's not worth my effort. It obviously wasn't important enough for someone to at least make some effort to come across clearly.

It may make sense for texting on a phone with a limited keyboard, but less so when you've got a full qwerty keyboard in front of you. Also when conversing with people across physical, cultural and age boundries, you clearer you are, the more likely you will be able to communicate.

omg i know ur just joking and stuff but i hate how people do that,m its the internet, its easier to put skool instead of school, insted/ instead ect.

Its also faster to not use proper puncuation and stuff to

[tobbogonist]

Sure they are, just use your imagination.

The newspaper office where I work has old framed front pages on the walls.
I replaced them with front pages of The Onion.
lol. First i read that wrong and thought you had replaced them with onions.

that is true, but everything is illegal now.. its not just a detention, it is fines and stuff :( cant wait till i go to university, its going to be great, we already have a book full of things that are needed to be done.

[unibikeling]

Please no... This is supposed a harmless joke. Even if you don't have a problem with killing animals, it's not right to kill an animal for no reason, much less a joke.

As for "txt tping", Not only is it really hard to read, but it dosn't save you much time typing. three seconds per second max. Also, wen i tlked lik ths al the tme I crippled my spelling abilities. I used to be an amazing speller but text typing ruined it for me.

did i really type using shortened words? All i said was bb gun, which, from my knowledge, is spelt BB. Lol. Yeah, i'm and animal supporter and all, just the janitors had a time on their hands. I really want to see what the seniors this year do. Last year they just jumped into the pool. My senior prank is gonna be good..

[tobbogonist]

I really want to see what the seniors this year do. Last year they just jumped into the pool. My senior prank is gonna be good..
lol jumped into a pool? ... how is that a prank?

[unibikeling]

lol jumped into a pool? ... how is that a prank?

i have no clue.. I think they might have had to drain the pool though. Depending on certain things, janitors need to drain the pool. All they did was jump in... boring.. This years gonna be mayhem probably, since i know a few of the seniors, and their some party people.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

did i really type using shortened words? All i said was bb gun, which, from my knowledge, is spelt BB. Lol. Yeah, i'm and animal supporter and all, just the janitors had a time on their hands. I really want to see what the seniors this year do. Last year they just jumped into the pool. My senior prank is gonna be good..
Haha, I wasn't referring to you. I was just joining the threadjack about poor grammar. Nothing pointed your way, Graham. You know how to spell...

[unibikeling]

Nothing pointed your way, Graham. You know how to spell...

Yay... I R H4pi!

[mscalisi]

I don't think he was directing that toward you, but actually BB is an acronym for ball bearing. I don't think anyone calls them "ball bearing" guns though.

did i really type using shortened words? All i said was bb gun, which, from my knowledge, is spelt BB. Lol. Yeah, i'm and animal supporter and all, just the janitors had a time on their hands. I really want to see what the seniors this year do. Last year they just jumped into the pool. My senior prank is gonna be good..

[tobbogonist]

i remember during the winter we made jelly in the kitchens and after school went and poured it in all the puddles (they where empty), come the next morning there had been a nice frosty overnight and all the places that normally held water when it rained held jelly :)

maybe you could fill the pool with jelly crystals. although i dont reckon it would set unless it was not heated and it got really really cold at night..

[unibikeling]

I don't think he was directing that toward you, but actually BB is an acronym for ball bearing. I don't think anyone calls them "ball bearing" guns though.

well duh... unless you wanna seem like a really weird hick.

[_Ground_Zero_]

Get hold of 3 sheep. Number them 1,2 and 4. Release them in your school grounds. Watch as the three sheep are caught fairly easily, and the search goes on for hours for the elusive sheep number 3.

If you're going to have BBQs they might have issues about fire safety, have some extinguishers around the place if possible to show that you atleast considered this point.

No way, you gotta do that with greased up rabbits instead...

[TheGreenMonster]

get all your freinds to poop in the sinks

[tobbogonist]

get all your freinds to poop in the sinks
oh no.. i poo sink!

all that means is all your classmates are going to have poo and wee fingers all day.

[TheGreenMonster]

Put up posters of hillary duff and hannah montana (the little girl posters that say like Rock On) all over the halls, then hack the anoucement speakers (yes you can do it) to play hannah montana all day and the teacher like never find the place you jacked the wires

[tobbogonist]

its funnier to just do call overs for students and say the odd amusing one. That way no one gets angry and it takes people a while to notice.
we got a smart science guy to hook us up underneath the science labs.

[Matt_V]

One time me and my friends made a bunch of out of order signs and put them on all the urinals and stalls in the washrooms. And another time we just took all of the toilet paper.

And earlier this year we found a big pile of bricks in the back so we took a bunch and are currently storing them in a locker. We are going to use them for a prank once we think of something better then just building something in the middle of the hallway.

[tobbogonist]

lol build a wall somewhere!

[TheGreenMonster]

One time me and my friends made a bunch of out of order signs and put them on all the urinals and stalls in the washrooms. And another time we just took all of the toilet paper.

And earlier this year we found a big pile of bricks in the back so we took a bunch and are currently storing them in a locker. We are going to use them for a prank once we think of something better then just building something in the middle of the hallway.

if there enough stack the min front of a door so they have to take it down before they get in haha

[The UniSLAB]

BY FAR the best senior prank went down at my school.

So it's lunch time, and everyones eatin and chillin. All is going cool and all seems normal. Keep in mind we have 2 SRO officers in the lunch room at all times and numerous security officers aswell on patrol.

So it's nearly time for B lunch to end when all of the sudden this kid runs into the lunch room in one of those GIANT penis costumes! Immediatley all the teachers and officers pursue him. Ok, try and imagine a giant penis running around in the cafeteria and all these adults and police chasing after him. So he runs around for almost a full minute, and as quickly as he came he was gone. He had a buddy of his wait outside for him in his truck so he jumped in and got away....but not quite.

The securtiy cameras mangaged to get the license plate of the getaway truck and both kids ended up with a HUGE fine and were placed in A.E.P.

In the end though it was worth it and their's actually a viddy on youtube. Good times

[Matt_V]

lol build a wall somewhere!

haha we were thinking that but we don't have enough bricks, we might be able to build one that goes across the whole hall way but it would only be like 2 bricks high.

We might just somehow get some cement and cement a big tower in the locker to that you have to break them all apart to get them out. But nobody would see it and it wouldn't be very funny.

[TheGreenMonster]

BY FAR the best senior prank went down at my school.

So it's lunch time, and everyones eatin and chillin. All is going cool and all seems normal. Keep in mind we have 2 SRO officers in the lunch room at all times and numerous security officers aswell on patrol.

So it's nearly time for B lunch to end when all of the sudden this kid runs into the lunch room in one of those GIANT penis costumes! Immediatley all the teachers and officers pursue him. Ok, try and imagine a giant penis running around in the cafeteria and all these adults and police chasing after him. So he runs around for almost a full minute, and as quickly as he came he was gone. He had a buddy of his wait outside for him in his truck so he jumped in and got away....but not quite.

The securtiy cameras mangaged to get the license plate of the getaway truck and both kids ended up with a HUGE fine and were placed in A.E.P.

In the end though it was worth it and their's actually a viddy on youtube. Good times
wow pervert alert

penises shouldent amuse seniors...

[tobbogonist]

haha we were thinking that but we don't have enough bricks, we might be able to build one that goes across the whole hall way but it would only be like 2 bricks high.

We might just somehow get some cement and cement a big tower in the locker to that you have to break them all apart to get them out. But nobody would see it and it wouldn't be very funny.
actually, better idea!

whilst class is on take the bricks and place one in each persons bag. that is all :)

[tobbogonist]

wow pervert alert

penises shouldent amuse seniors...
penises will always be amusing, go on imagine a serious penis. but a giant penis costume is pretty stupid, i agree.

[Matt_V]

BY FAR the best senior prank went down at my school.

So it's lunch time, and everyones eatin and chillin. All is going cool and all seems normal. Keep in mind we have 2 SRO officers in the lunch room at all times and numerous security officers aswell on patrol.

So it's nearly time for B lunch to end when all of the sudden this kid runs into the lunch room in one of those GIANT penis costumes! Immediatley all the teachers and officers pursue him. Ok, try and imagine a giant penis running around in the cafeteria and all these adults and police chasing after him. So he runs around for almost a full minute, and as quickly as he came he was gone. He had a buddy of his wait outside for him in his truck so he jumped in and got away....but not quite.

The securtiy cameras mangaged to get the license plate of the getaway truck and both kids ended up with a HUGE fine and were placed in A.E.P.

In the end though it was worth it and their's actually a viddy on youtube. Good times

Well give us the link man!

[The UniSLAB]

Well give us the link man!

Haha check it!

Quality sucks, cause it was on a phone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRcnWKG6W4)

[Matt_V]

Penises are somewhat immature, but can always get a laugh out of me. It's hard not to laugh when there is a giant one drawn on the outside of somebodies locker...

The costume is a bit much, but still funny and the kid who did it must be pretty gutsy, or just stupid.

[The UniSLAB]

wow pervert alert

penises shouldent amuse seniors...

Pfft your emo and emo kids are gay.

What up?

@ mattv yeah lawson is kind of stupid. To be honest I don't even like him but this was just hilarious, mainly b/c no one could catch him!

[Matt_V]

Haha check it!

Quality sucks, cause it was on a phone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRcnWKG6W4)

Haha

Your high school looks pretty nice acually.

[The UniSLAB]

Haha

Your high school looks pretty nice acually.

Yeah it's cool and all but theres like 5000 people that go there, grades 10-12

[Matt_V]

actually, better idea!

whilst class is on take the bricks and place one in each persons bag. that is all :)

Not a bad idea, but the only problem is that everyone's backpack is either with them in class or locked in their locker.

I just thought of another idea. We could just put one brick in every urinal and toilet of the school

[tobbogonist]

Not a bad idea, but the only problem is that everyone's backpack is either with them in class or locked in their locker.

I just thought of another idea. We could just put one brick in every urinal and toilet of the school
Bother, ours where always left on racks.

[Matt_V]

Yeah it's cool and all but theres like 5000 people that go there, grades 10-12

WOW!!! Ours is like 1000 maybe, and its grades 9-12. Our school looks really dirty and poor from the outside. For some reason it was built backwards so the back which faces a river looks nice, but the front which faces the road looks like crap. There is a compound right infront of the school where the auto classes keep crappy cars and rusty parts laying around, which doens't look good at all. And our smoking section is also right infront of the school so there is litter all over the place right by the road. So we don't have the best reputation

[tobbogonist]

Pfft your emo and emo kids are gay.

What up?

@ mattv yeah lawson is kind of stupid. To be honest I don't even like him but this was just hilarious, mainly b/c no one could catch him!
...

umm.
that video was stupid. it wasn't even a prank.

[Matt_V]

Bother, ours where always left on racks.

Really? how big was your school? and wasn't there a problem with stuff getting stolen?

Ours were left on racks back in grade school, but thigns are a lot different in high school

[tobbogonist]

umm. school was about 500 people or so (grade 7 to 12). not many. there are only small schools around here, its only a small place.
Stuff got stolen sometimes but you always knew who it was that did the stealing because there was such a small student populationn

[Matt_V]

There's one prank that I've always wanted to do but never have because it's too mean and I would defently get caught.

You take a garbage can and make sure it has no holes in it and fill it up with water. Then lean it on a door that opens in, knock, and run.

[manon1wheel]

last year the seniors some how zip tied every single locker at school shut.
there are 1400 locker... haha! so everyone had an excuse to show up too 1st period class without their stuff!
i thought that was cool.
my school also did the pool thing

[habbywall]

Our seniors last year zip-tied lockers too. Not a very good idea, big health hazard if someone with say a bad allergy to something keeps medicine in there and they can't get to it.
It didn't end up very good either, they went through in about 10 minutes with wire cutters and cut them all off before anyone noticed.

[TheGreenMonster]

Pfft your emo and emo kids are gay.

What up?

@ mattv yeah lawson is kind of stupid. To be honest I don't even like him but this was just hilarious, mainly b/c no one could catch him!
LOL trust me im not emo im probly the last person here to call that im just not a pervert and matty V yeah i can get a few luagh out of a joke about them but dressing like one please people get a life you dont live in family guy world

[monkeyman]

LOL trust me im not emo im probly the last person here to call that im just not a pervert and matty V yeah i can get a few luagh out of a joke about them but dressing like one please people get a life you dont live in family guy world

Ok, GreenMonster, take a deep breath. In, out. There ya go. Do you like that feeling? That's what punctuation does. Just a helpful hint.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Pfft your emo and emo kids are gay.

What up?

@ mattv yeah lawson is kind of stupid. To be honest I don't even like him but this was just hilarious, mainly b/c no one could catch him!
What's wrong? He's not ammused by Junior-High Humor?

Also, stop effing calling stuff gay. Even if you aren't, it makes you look like a prick. Especialy to gays.

[littleman]

Next year will be my senior year, so I'm thinking about riding across the field during half time at homecoming in a speedo with school colors. Oh yea and I'll be riding a 36in.

[The UniSLAB]

LOL trust me im not emo im probly the last person here to call that im just not a pervert and matty V yeah i can get a few luagh out of a joke about them but dressing like one please people get a life you dont live in family guy world

What? A "family guy world", what is that even supposed to mean. Some sort of emo insult I guess. <<<<<How gay is that

I also don't understand how you think a penis joke is funny but dressing up like one as a prank isn't. Must be all that wrist slitting b/c I think you just contradicted yourself, I'm not %100 sure though...

Honestly calm down kids, its was a joke and if you didn't like it don't say anything. Pretty simple right?

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Annnnnd he completley ignored my post and continued giving us breeder-speak!!

Emo's kick bigot's asses...

[dudewithasock]

I thought the penis-thing was pretty funny.

A few of my friends have thought of building a giant cardboard box fort in the commons area at our school. Or filling the main administrators' offices with balloons or packing peanuts.

[wickedbob]

Haha check it!

Quality sucks, cause it was on a phone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDRcnWKG6W4)

Haha that is awesome. Kind of reminds me of last week when I drew a huge penis down my right leg and balls on the left. I sat ontop of the desks in every class with my legs spread open, it was pretty funny.

[JJtheunicycle]

What? A "family guy world", what is that even supposed to mean. Some sort of emo insult I guess. <<<<<How gay is that

I also don't understand how you think a penis joke is funny but dressing up like one as a prank isn't. Must be all that wrist slitting b/c I think you just contradicted yourself, I'm not %100 sure though...

Honestly calm down kids, its was a joke and if you didn't like it don't say anything. Pretty simple right?
You are WAY too easily offended. You completely took this out of proportion by insulting someone for expressing an opinion? Dude... you really just need to chill out. Seriously, wrist cutting isnt something you joke about. My brother just tried to kill himself that way. Funny? Not so much. Im not trying to offend you just dont act before you think.

[net_hippy]

This thread is starting to get a bit personal now I think. Gonna bring it back to prank ideas.

Put fish or milk behind radiators. After a while it will really stink the place out and it's hard to find where they are.

Ohyeah, and enormous comedy penises are hilarious no matter what age you are or what form the take!

[GILD]

emo kids are gay.

Please refrain from using nouns as adjectives.
You're confusing us English speakers.

[Matt_V]

I just remembered another thing we did earlier this year. We went to a grocery store and bought a frozen fish that was in a sealed bag, brought it to school, opened it up, and left it in an unused locker in the main hall.

At my school when lockers aren't being used the janitors just put a bolt on them, so we just put a bolt on our fish locker so that nobody would look in it. It doesn't smell very much though so we are going to need to do something about that..

[Fooby]

There's this really big prank I heard about. On the weekend before graduation some of the seniors got into the school with the help of a teacher who thought it would be funny, and they got all these plastic cups and filled all of them with water one by one placing them from the back of the main hall of the school making their way back to the entrance with as little space between the cups as possible, then when everyone showed up for school the next school day there was a huge mess of water and plastic cups fallen over on the floor and 3 janitors cleaning it up. Hilarious.

[GILD]

My favourite prank of all times turned out to be an urban le (http://www.snopes.com/college/pranks/birdseed.asp)gend.
I was devastated.

[thejdw]

That didn't work at my school, we where all required to learn touch typing. I havn't looked at a keyboard for years. It is more amusing to plug the mouse in to the computer next to you and so on and so forth. Takes people ages to work it out. Only works when you have a lab set up with computers in rows.
I might just try that one

[qhxakg]

Well thank you all for pointing out my misuse of the English language.

I will probably not be able to graduate now because I put "are" in place of "our". I am very sorry that my entire post was incomprehensible, because of this error.

On subject: We will not be able to do anything in the school, because last year someone did actual damage to school property.

We have talked to a teacher, who said that the Barbecue will most likely be acceptable.

The Root Beer keg that Brian posted would be fun to have.

[tobbogonist]

Dont recomend this one, ended up in suspension.

My school was a private one of the catholic faith and had its own church/chapel.
Tabernacle: 'house' in which God is housed, in a catholic church. A little glass chamber situated behind the alter with a light glowing in it. When the light is on it symbolises that god is in the house!

Ok it was easter time and the whole school was to head for the chapel just before lunch time for Easter mass. I did some covert manouvers and entered the chapel early, purposefully heading for the tabernacle, armed with a large piece of card, some string and a black permanent marker.

On the card i wrote: Away due to family greivences. Then hung it from the tabernacle so it was visible from the pews. Once step one was accomplished i headed to the side of the room to complete step two. I simple located the powerpoint fueling the tabernacle and switched it off.

Simple, yet hilarious.

Remember Easter is to celebrate the death (and rise) of christ. Catholics believe Jesus was God's son.

[Grinn]

Ok, I know I'm thread digging, but with the start of a new year, I figured it'd be ok to bring this back up and add a little to the pranks.

I'm a little shocked that no one has mentioned this one yet. What you do is get a big tub of Vaseline and go around putting a thin layer of it on door knobs, banisters or the backs of locks. Basically anywhere that someone's going to be touching and getting it on their hands. :D

[unibikeling]

i wanna do a sohpmore prank, and get it blamed on the seniors.

[Michaelgoround]

I had a friend dig a moat around the dirt lot last year as a senior prank. Some red neck tried to drive over it and got stuck.
Rednecks.:rolleyes:

[maestro8]

i wanna do a sohpmore prank, and get it blamed on the seniors.
Somehow, I get the impression that no matter what you do, it'll definitely be sophomoric.

[crazyjoe]

My friend and I have one that we made up. We take about a hundred copies of "quarantine" papers that I made. The paper says that there is a disease and under side effects it shows all the side effects of zombies. (death, re-awakening with no memory or ability to speak except in moans, no heartbeat, immune to any injury unless it's decapitation, and on and on). We put real phone numbers to our center for disease control and the FBI. We even took an official stamp that says "ASB Approved" so it looks like our school staff and ASB put them up. Now we just have to wait until senior year, and post them all over our school. We already tested it with three papers that we put up, and we got some funny reactions.

[habbywall]

We had signs we put up all over our school saying:
Our
Principal
is a
man who uses
education as a
tool
to better our lives.

[poofengle]

Ok, I've got two pranks I've thought up.

So, you know how at garden supply stores you can buy like 100 frozen ladybugs to eat aphids and things? Well, you get as many packages of these as you can, thaw them out so they re-animate, and release them all throughout the school. Real easy to do, real hard to clean up.

My other one is quite a bit more effort, and quite a bit more annoying.

So, one day you obtain an old rusted out car or go to a junkyard and buy one there. Either way, find a disposible car or two. Next, you wait until everyone has parked in the parking lots. Then you place the old car(s) across the entrance(s) and put a boot on them or cement them to the ground or slash the tires. Whatever you do, make them immovable. Next, watch with giddiness while everyone tries to leave. Perfection.

[captainconcarne]

We had signs we put up all over our school saying:
Our
Principal
is a
man who uses
education as a
tool
to better our lives.

thats hilarious dude, props to you and your friends

[GILD]

When I was at the University of Stellenbosch, our main 'Intervarsity' opponents, students from the University of Cape Town, wore shirts proudly proclaiming:



I'm FromUCT

[1wheelwonder]

hahahahahaha I lol'd

[ridingwithscissors]

I'm lovin' this thread, lets keep it going! Last year, a couple of seniors got a massive chain and locked up all the junior's schoolbags while they were in assembly. thats about 200 bags.:D

[UniScYKo]

the other day, me and ridingwithscissors threw an egg on the glass roof above the music room and it cooked :D

[ridingwithscissors]

the other day, me and ridingwithscissors threw an egg on the glass roof above the music room and it cooked :D
I take no responsibility whatsoever for that :p

[carsonpalooza]

I really want to put a tire around the flag pole. So far the only that I think it can be done is to climb up the pole. Any ideas on an easier way?

[crazyjoe]

I really want to put a tire around the flag pole. So far the only that I think it can be done is to climb up the pole. Any ideas on an easier way?

I think that would be awesome, but the easiest way I can think of would be to take one of those thin tires on small cars and strap one to your back. When you get to the top, just pull it off and with a little hand and foot adjustment you let it drop. The people taking it off would have a lot more trouble trying to get it off because they can't put it on their back. But, they might just take a hacksaw and cut the tire off.

[Matt_V]

I'm in my last year now so I'll probably do some sweet pranks. Me and my friends have another fish to hide somewhere like we did last year. But we haven't concocted any big plans yet.

I really want to put a tire around the flag pole. So far the only that I think it can be done is to climb up the pole. Any ideas on an easier way?

Use a big long pole. Like the one that you jump over in high jump. And hook the tire on it, then just lift it to the top and drop it over, as long as you can find a long enough pole.

[GILD]

The pole used to replace the bar for the pole-vault might be your friend on this one.

[tomblackwood]

The pole used to replace the bar for the pole-vault might be your friend on this one.
Hmmm...former track and field standout, or former delinquent? Discuss...

[GILD]

Actually, placing the tyre over the flagpole is one thing, but as a previous poster mentioned, easily offhacksawable (be quiet, it's a word now.)
If you could lift the tyre and place it on top of the flagpole, the powers-that-will-be-mildly-annoyed at that point will have to figure out how you did it and recreate the prank to solve it.

Track and field standout?
Does tripple-jumping to conclusions count?