Ask a Stupid Question - Get a Stupid Answer

[unouni]

they could depending on how big the wings were but would they want to fly?

[Michaelgoround]

Only on Mondays and Tuesdays.
If you were lord of a manor how would you surpress your serfs?

[unouni]

by making them do my laundry and bring me cheesecake!!!

If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter?

[onewheelburnout]

only if it dies from bladder infection.
is canada mythical?

[unouni]

of coarse silly wabbit...

If corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

[Jeremy R]

Your mom.

If I am 35-9+11/6+7 years old, than why am I 768 years old?

[Pat Lally]

if corn oil is made from corn, what is baby oil made from?

babies

[unouni]

cause you suck at math

Why are highways build so close to the ground?

[Pat Lally]

cause you suck at math

Why are highways build so close to the ground?

oh well for that other question idk the answer

umm idk maybe the people were high when they came up with the name idea

[Michaelgoround]

cause you suck at math

Why are highways build so close to the ground?
Because a chicken has lips.
Why did the chicken cross the road?

[SirSkillz]

to discover the chemical make-up of pavement

if pumkins are round, what is a tennisball?

[Jeremy R]

A military dance party.

Why don't people know our forum jokes?

[Michaelgoround]

Because you're so bright.
Where do babies come from?

[Jeremy R]

Your mom.

Do they also come from dumpsters?

[UniKid2]

To get to the other side....

Why?

[SirSkillz]

wrong

is it true that if you run around the world 18 times, green happens?

[unouni]

no you just get tired

do you know how good frito pie and orange soda tastes?!

[Jeremy R]

Yes. I'm not quantifying it though.

where was your last post?

[unouni]

rec..science

why do cows need salt licks?

[ninja tom]

because its the kind of icecreamss

Why do sheep fart so much?

[caudy]

Wool disrupts the digestive processes.

Who owns the most expensive iPod in the world?

[ninja tom]

the rats.

Who hunts the hunter?

[caudy]

a stick

how many sheep can you fit in a mini?

[ninja tom]

too many

[caudy]

question?

never mind. I'll start with another one.

How many llamas can you suspend with a single paper clip?

[camrocl]

Depends on the size of the paper clip or the llamas for that matter :)

Can pigs fly?

[ninja tom]

if ya got a big cannon, then yes.

Why do rats eat flesh?

[camrocl]

because they are hungry
Why does the word why mean what it means?

[SirSkillz]

because it's the 25th letter of the alphabet

what is it?

[camrocl]

32352
(The Film)

why is fire hot?

[caudy]

because I say so

divide one by zero

[AEV D.]

ERROR


why am i soooo tired?

[Lindae]

beacause you didn't sleep enough

why don't i have a personal taxi and a chauffeur?

[brittanytaylor]

because you don't wear deoderant

Why dont I have an awesome uni?

[unouni]

because you wish uni-ing was easy...


why cant i meet these guys

YouTube - Rob and Big - Bobby Light - Dirty Girl

[Hazmat]

Cause they live in another dimension parallel to ours.

Why can't i live in Antarctica???

[ridingwithscissors]

Because it doesn't exist.

Why :) the :eek: when it :o in ;)?

[ninja tom]

because no-one can understand..

Why is football so over rated.?

[Hazmat]

Because its not under rated yet.

Why are people so unkind to unicyclists???

[Michaelgoround]

Because they were born with the I hate unicyclist gene.
Why does Pluto not know what it is?

[AEV D.]

because pluto isn´t a planet anymore

why don´t we have our chachacha show earlier?

[ninja tom]

ya what? because the people came and took it away


Why have so many insane bands broken up?

[unouni]

because the magnetic force of gravity makes people crazy

When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses?

[ninja tom]

YES! what do you think cheese is? boggys and milk.

Why do people sneeze?

[AEV D.]

because they do

why isn´t it a few minutes later

[Hazmat]

Cause hours are so much more longer.

Why can't i see air???

[ivan]

You don't know where to look.

How do I transcede conciousness?

[ninja tom]

you don't.
How do I not get caught?

[ivan]

By your dirty stinky tail.

Would you know my name if I saw you in heaven?

[ninja tom]

yesh.

Why do angels eat cream cheese and drive fast cars?

[AEV D.]

because they can

why is the inside of my knee hurting???

[ninja tom]

because there's maggots crawling around inside..

Why do my parents allways want the computer?

[caudy]

to take over the world, bit at a time

how many lampshades are there in bogner regis?

[Michaelgoround]

5,201
How many roads must a man walk down before you can call him a man?

[Jeremy R]

42.


Whats the answer to #3 on my homework?

[Ozook]

42.


Whats the answer to #3 on my homework?

"Tummy-wort"

What should I wear tomorrow?

[Michaelgoround]

Something slimming.
How many spots does a spottless dog have?

[unouni]

what a stupid question...lol...one, cause it's on his tongue..

What is the speed of dark?

[Hazmat]

Close all the lights of the world and find out.

What's the speed of brick throwings.

[BrianP]

Obviously your not hip to the times. No one performs brick throwings anymore! Gosh!!

How comes every time I go for a bowl of cereal the milk is always gone and I am stuck trying to put the cereal back in the bag which inevitably leads to a mess I then have to clean up on top of still being hungry?

[ninja tom]

because you get up late. simple.

Why does milk go off so quickly?

[Zzagg]

Because you're young and your body changes quickly. You dont have to feel guilty about that, you know?:p

Why the hell?

[ninja tom]

because 'hell' is the scapegoat of life.

funnnnny

why do cows go moo?

[AEV D.]

because they can´t do miau

why isn´t he online?

[Lindae]

because he has to do something more important

Why is it so late?

[AEV D.]

because it isnt :p

why is he on now and doesn´t chat with me?

[Michaelgoround]

Because your feet are to big.
Why do monkeys have hands on their feet?

[unouni]

so they can pick their nose and butt at the same time and maybe even another monkey's nose and butt..


Why are raisins called raisins if they are only dried grapes? Why not just call them dried grapes?

[Michaelgoround]

Because then they wouldn't be rasins.
Why do people have eyes in the front of their heads?

[ninja tom]

because if they had them in the back then we would walk backwards.

Why do people smell so bad..?

[Hazmat]

Cause i said so. :p

Why can't most people have a sense of humour???

[ninja tom]

becasue we have too stressfull jobs..

why can't I have loadsa money?

[ivan]

Because you don't have a stressful job.

Who knows what's better?

[AEV D.]

Some-, any- or nobody

Why is love so complicated?

[ninja tom]

because he's weird

why are mice called mice instead of mouses?

[AEV D.]

because the english are silly :rolleyes:

why am i so shy?

[ninja tom]

because your not outgoing.

Why am I so weird?

[AEV D.]

because you are who you are

why did i always forget what i dream?

[SirSkillz]

because you don't actually dream

what is red?

[AEV D.]

a colour

how does hypnose work?

[Michaelgoround]

By a mystical art calld triginomirty!
Why is cheese so cheesy?

[AEV D.]

because its cheese

why starts nearly every question here with "why"?

[ninja tom]

why not?

thats the question

[Michaelgoround]

Because 6 > 7.
What would you do if pizza's ruled the galaxy?

[SirSkillz]

everything

what did the cat say to the albino moose?

[ninja tom]

'FAIL'

what would you say if you met meeeee???

[AEV D.]

Hi, are you the "ninja tom" from unicyclist? :)

why do people do so silly things???

[ninja tom]

because I make them.

what does lava smell like?

[SirSkillz]

chaud

why do people give serious answers on this thread??

[AEV D.]

because they want to

what does it mean when you are to shy to talk?

[caudy]

it means that it is tuesday

what is the 8th day of the week

[unicyclerperson]

Christmas eve.

Why is 6 year old egg nog delicious

[caudy]

fermentation is the way forward

why is it a bad idea to eat candy floss on a roller coaster

[Hazmat]

The same reason you can't pee on a rollercoaster. It just feels wrong.

Why can't i have a rollercoaster of my own???

[camrocl]

I can't answer that, you should have your own :D

What game can Hazmat not wait for in his sig?

[AEV D.]

The Game

why have i so less time today?

[UniGoth]

because you made me lose the game

why is cosplay so cool?

[caudy]

because costumes impress the emperor of the north pole.

why is ice cold?

[AEV D.]

because if it´s warm it´s water

why don´t i get the heart to ask him to do something with me??? :(

[SirSkillz]

your heart was amputated several years ago... therefore, it's physically impossible for you to get the heart

are the polar bears going extinct because their igloos are melting??

[teepeek]

because the male embryo follows the pattern of a female during the first few weeks of pregnancy, Jade's boyfriends answ: Whats an embryo? :confused:

Why do people unicycle?

because we are cool like that


why doesnt tarzan have a beard?

[ninja tom]

because he hasn't hit puberty.

Why don't people legalize weed?

[Hazmat]

Cause grass i so more much harder to get.

Why can't i lick my elbow???

[SirSkillz]

that's a good question...

when is International Moose Day??

[ninja tom]

yesterday.

Why are cats soooo smelly?

[AEV D.]

because they are cats

why is it so cold outside?

[caudy]

because all the cold has been sucked up through a straw by a cold stealing gypsy.

why are wheels round

[SirSkillz]

think about it...

why do I gave such stupid answers??

[caudy]

because you can't do grammar

why is smiling better than a cat?

[MuniAddict]

because you can't do grammar

why is smiling better than a cat?
A smiling cat is better! :D

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Why is unicycling so awesome?

[SirSkillz]

Smiles don't require petting.

What do you mean, "I can't do grammar!"?

Edit: Sorry, MuniAddict got in there first!

[caudy]

Why is unicycling so awesome?

Because it defies the laws of space and time.


What do you mean, "I can't do grammar!"?


why do I gave such stupid answers??

Why is water wet?

[Hazmat]

Cause it isn't a semi solidified milk solid just yet.

Why can't i have Armageddon powers???

[caudy]

Because they still have some technical issues (a major one being that the world tends to explode repeatedly). They require further testing and refinement before they can be put onto the market.

Why is the sun in the sky?

[Hazmat]

Cause the moon needs a friend.

Why can't i see people from other countries from my own house???

[ninja tom]

becasue you aint not psychopath.

Who invented cheese?

[caudy]

cheese monkeys

how far do you have to go before it is too far?

[ninja tom]

this far (http://www.sterlingtimes.org/lands_end.jpg)

how do you make rubber?

[MuniAddict]

how far do you have to go before it is too far?I'll let you know when I get there! :p

Why am I afraid of flying on commercial jets and smaller planes? (Ok, I meant *IN*, not on, lol!) :)

[AEV D.]

because you think an accident could happen,...

why do i have no question

[SirSkillz]

it's a long story...

what is the 8th day of the week?

[ninja tom]

wersday.

What is George W. Bush's middle name?

[AEV D.]

err..that´s a hard question but i´m sure you´ll get it yourself :p

what time is it?

[Michaelgoround]

Time for you to get a watch!
What if monkeys had gills?

[ninja tom]

It'd be a 'Finkey'

What would happen if Russia blow up?

[caudy]

there would be a russia shaped whole in my toast

what is time?

[AEV D.]

The "thing" you never have enough

Why is the weather how it is?

[ninja tom]

because god's drunk


Why do people wet themselves?

[Lindae]

because it's fun for them

Why goes time so fast?

[AEV D.]

because you think so slowly

why do they talk so much in the radio?

[ninja tom]

because they're trying to get some girls?

Why do people ride normal bikes?

[caudy]

Because they have not been enlightened as to how to take the unnecessary stabilizer off.

How big is space?

[Lindae]

very big

Where can i do my practical?

[caudy]

in a small cave in close proximity to a zoo

what is the square root of tangerine pie?

[Lindae]

a square root

In what numeral system is 2717 a prime number?

[caudy]

The numeral system of pigeons

How many spatulas must you throw at an orangutan to make it bake you a cake.

[AEV D.]

an orangutan will never bake you a cake :p

how many time will it take until i´ve a boyfriend? xD

[ninja tom]

the amount of times you ask..

Why do people always yell at you for riding on their property?

[AEV D.]

because they don´t like it

what question should i ask? xD

[1-wheeled-grape]

I dont know but the elephant is not amused!

If I try to fail and succeed what have I done?

[ninja tom]

succeeded at failing


DIVIDE BY ZERO :eek:

[AEV D.]

Sorry, but that wasn´t a question :p

What does it mean if you never know what to say if you are more or less alone with somebody special although you normally can´t stop talking?

[ninja tom]

your in love

Why do we hate?

[1-wheeled-grape]

to make fighting more interesting!

why is coursework soo boring!?

[AEV D.]

because you don´t like it

why is love so complicated

[1-wheeled-grape]

becuase you just think it is.

what is the weight of the average swallow?

[AEV D.]

the weight of the average swallow :p

how do you know if somebody loves you?

[Michaelgoround]

By using a rectal thermometer.
Where do babies come from?

[AEV D.]

from a stork (http://daclaus.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/storch.jpg) :rolleyes:

why is it already so late?

[Michaelgoround]

Because I said so.
Why do monkeys throw poop?

[ninja tom]

because they can't eat it..

Why do babies come from stalks? :rolleyes:

[AEV D.]

because only stalks know where to catch them

why do we have so less time?

[Michaelgoround]

Because the earth is getting closer and closer to the sun and thus our days are shorter.
Why are hippos more dangerous then crockodiles?

[ninja tom]

because they've got bigger mouth's

Why do cranks break so easily

[Fooby]

Because you're doing it wrong.

Why don't very many other people have ESP?

[caudy]

what's that?

because they have no clue what it is

what is the best method for distracting a bear while you steal it's fish?

(also just noticed your post count is 661!) yay, the best kind of shinpads.

[ninja tom]

pull its tail and then run!

Why do people never text back?

[AEV D.]

what's that?

ESP is a system for cars that you don´t fly out of a bend if you drove to quick in it. If you want to know it more exactly try this (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=ESP) :)

because they are to lacy

why does it rain so much?

[ninja tom]

because God's drinking too much..

Why can't I land a unispin :mad:

[AEV D.]

because i can´t, too

why are there so many "Trittbrettfahrer" (people who do or say they would do something because anybody different did it before) from the Amok running from Winnenden?

[ninja tom]

because there is.

???

Why do people say they love, when they don't

[Michaelgoround]

Because they ate one to many doughnuts.
Why do Mexicans eat Mexican food?

[AEV D.]

because if they wouldn´t they weren´t mexicans

why do we write so many tests in one week although we wrote no test the weeks before?

[BillyTheMountain]

because if they wouldn´t they weren´t mexicans

why do we write so many tests in one week although we wrote no test the weeks before?

because you spent those weeks staring at topless sunbathers in the Munich English Garden.

Why do people say they love, when they don't

[AEV D.]

because they think they do

why does BillyTheMountain think i´d do something such silly

[BillyTheMountain]

because they think they do

why does BillyTheMountain think i´d do something such silly

Because you live in Germany, where the girls sunbathe topless in the English Garden.

Why are you so ashamed of looking?

[AEV D.]

I´m not ashamed I´ve just no reason why I should..beside I´ve never been there..

why do we write so many tests next week?

[BillyTheMountain]

I´m not ashamed I´ve just no reason why I should..beside I´ve never been there..

why do we write so many tests next week?

It's called midterms or finals week. Get used to it. We cannot just keep testing you ALL THE TIME.

All work and no play makes you a dull boy (That's an expression). So get over the the English Garden where they're sunbathing topless!:p:cool:

[AEV D.]

It's called midterms or finals week. Get used to it. We cannot just keep testing you ALL THE TIME.

All work and no play makes you a dull boy (That's an expression). So get over the the English Garden where they're sunbathing topless! :p:cool:

We don´t have midterms or finals week atm..we have just silly teachers who all put their tests at the same week although they could put one in the week before...

• I know..in German: "Arbeiten allein macht nicht glücklich" :)

• atm they don´t, it´s raining cats and dogs and is very cold (around 0°C)