Good lines....

[Jeff.Sandve]

Any one got any good lines to say to people, when the see you unicycling and say, do a wheelie, or do a flip or some other lame-ass joke??

[forrestunifreak]

"haha were's your other wheel?"


"uh... that was a really lame ass joke..."


"oh, I'm sorry."

[dudewithasock]

"haha were's your other wheel?"


"uh... that was a really lame ass joke..."


"oh, I'm sorry."

That made me almost spit out my drink.

[UniDudeDX]

"your gay."

me- "your ugly."

courtesy of riley.

[The UniSLAB]

when somone says do a trick I just tell them flat out,"why would I do a trick for you?" then give them a disgusted "I'm too cool to talk to you anymore" look and ride away

[forrestunifreak]

That made me almost spit out my drink.

Oh well, better luck next time...


:p

[yunisyko]

oh, oh i have one:

"go kill urself."

i hate idiots that think they're really clever and funny.....

[UniBrier]

When someone on the street says something smart to me I say: "Oh yea, go to Unicyclist.com and search for your own come back. I'm too busy trying not to fall over right about now."

Shuts them up every time.

[johnfoss]

Pedestrian: "What do you do if you get a flat?"

Unicyclist: "I move my furniture in."

Courtesy of unicyclist Mark Shaefer.

[sp4rky-m4rky]

I had someone say "haha someones niked your handlebars" as I rode past so I replied with "haha someones niked your brain, dumass" but I didnt get the chance to look back for the responce because I had to weive through crowds of people.

[CoreTechs]

If someone says "pull a wheelie" to me, I generally dismount, pull the wheel up, walk a few feet, then jump back on and roll away.

[Bondo]

People say to me all the time while on the giraffe "How's the weather up there?"

I always say back "As bad as the jokes down there."

[jamessd]

Any comments I get, I just do a terribly bad fake laugh as loud as I can and stare at them as I ride past.

[mcnuggets300]

laughed @ 'go kill yourself'
and
'You're ugly!'
also, unislabs comeback is real good(why would i wanna do a trick for you?)
'haha, someones niked your brain, dumass' classic
sometimes, insulting strangers is the best relief.
me, not being very quick witted with strangers usually just submit, do a hop and keep riding. i really need to remember these.

[gkmac]

A horse rider once said to me "You've only got one wheel", my response was "Yes, and you've got four legs".

Another horse rider... "Goodness, that must take talent", to which I replied "Well, it must take even bigger talent to control an animal".

Once I had to push my muni through a muddy unrideable section; a passing walker said "I've never seen anyone ride one of those before". In a rare moment of self-depracation I replied "Well, I'm not riding it now am I?".


There's one comeback I've been waiting to say for ages but never had the chance to. If ever a serious skin-tight multi-coloured luminous-lycra-clad cyclist dares to say "Don't you look silly riding that thing?", they'd be met with some reply like "Well at least I'm not in a sausage suit" or some other anti-lycra comment.

[yunisyko]

We need to start preemptive strikes: say a person on a bike looks like they might make a really stupid comment. before they get the chance, yell out
"OMG you have an extra wheel....does that hurt your balls?"

[DancingQueen]

When I told my sportbike buddies that I was getting back into unicycles, they started making cracks about, Hey! I'd like to see you do a wheelie on that thing! etc etc. Im sure you guys have heard the lot.
Anyway, I just replied with. Two wheels are overrated, one wheel is the way to be!
They're just jealous cuz they cant ride a uni! :p