Post Before You Think!

[ivan]

Just post it here, whatever it is, don't stop to ponder!

Type, type, click, click, now, now!!!!

;) :D :eek:




:p

[ivan]

:)

Hahahahaha! I love you, baby!

[Borgschulze]

Man I hate race, and views.

[torkerdx]

RETARDED THREAD!!!



thought about it
wasnt nice
oh well

[Jerrick]

Got nothing.

[dan de man]

Why? *snicker*

[Danni]

Depressed

NO UNI

ARGGGGGGG

[Municycler]

I use MR for this.

[harper]

Just post it here, whatever it is, don't stop to ponder!


You've got over 12,000 just like it.

[ivan]

You said it, pumpkin pie!

[robdizzle]

je ne sais pas

[Hazmat]

Hawo peoples. :D :D :D

[tomblackwood]

Just post it here, whatever it is, don't stop to ponder!

Another good reason for stronger moderation of these fora.

[john_childs]

I don't know what to think about this thread. I really don't.

[CoreTechs]

Lemons lemons lemons! We have all types of lemons!

[saskatchewanian]

I can't help but think

Isn't this what MR is for?

[Hazmat]

I can't help but think

Isn't this what MR is for?
This can be MR number 2 or something. :D

[saskatchewanian]

Well........this can be MR number 2 or something. :D
That looks like a thinking post, we should both be kicked out of this thread.

I REPORT A BAD POST! :D

Edit: forgot smiley

[tobbogonist]

Nothing on sommethingness.

Brain switched off. trying not to think..

Thinking about not thinking, imagining not being able to think at all.

Is it possible to post without thinking?

Wait dont think.. Whenever something is done without thinking it usually ends up in a broken window or maybe divorce.

Warning! it is dangerous to use your keyboard, you risk serious injury. please read safety and comfort guide first.

[Hazmat]

:D It's all weird when my mind is working which is why its switched off 24/7. :D

[dudewithasock]

Another good reason for stronger moderation of these fora.

I don't know what to think about this thread. I really don't.

Oh come on, it's Ivan. If you can't see that this is a satirical thread, get your eyes checked.

[ivan]

Oh come on, it's Ivan. If you can't see that this is a satirical thread, get your eyes checked.
Funnily enough, I was planning to go to my eye doctor in a couple of hours. Serious. And damn, I thought.

Blah, blah Rada faga maderacklerumpizonkorntovongworkostokrokshtock!!!!

:)

[john_childs]

Oh come on, it's Ivan. If you can't see that this is a satirical thread, get your eyes checked.
I don't know what to think about your reply. I really don't.

[gkmac]

Another good reason for stronger moderation of these fora.+1

I'm thinking about becoming a vigilante moderator, posting something like mister blackwood has above in every thread that goes out of control.

I thought things were calming down a bit, but it looks like I'll need to restart research into starting a controlled rival forum.

[surfer1024]

hmm. herbi

[Joe2005]

Another good reason for stronger moderation of these fora.
Agreed

[legtod2]

Plop, Plop, fizz, fizz, oh what a relieve it is.

[James_Potter]

Dialectic neotextual theory and Derridaist reading
Barbara H. P. Drucker
Department of Future Studies, University of Oregon
1. Realities of collapse

In the works of Burroughs, a predominant concept is the concept of presemantic culture. Marx promotes the use of dialectic neotextual theory to challenge class divisions. In a sense, the subject is interpolated into a textual paradigm of context that includes art as a reality.

Bataille suggests the use of Derridaist reading to attack sexual identity. But Sontag’s model of dialectic neotextual theory states that the Constitution is capable of intent.

De Selby[1] implies that the works of Burroughs are modernistic. It could be said that Sartre uses the term ‘Sontagist camp’ to denote the paradigm, and eventually the economy, of capitalist truth.
2. Burroughs and Derridaist reading

“Society is elitist,” says Debord; however, according to Prinn[2] , it is not so much society that is elitist, but rather the futility of society. Lacan promotes the use of textual discourse to deconstruct capitalism. Thus, the failure, and eventually the stasis, of precapitalist rationalism depicted in Burroughs’s The Ticket that Exploded is also evident in The Last Words of Dutch Schultz, although in a more self-supporting sense.

The characteristic theme of McElwaine’s[3] essay on textual discourse is the role of the reader as observer. The main theme of the works of Burroughs is not theory, as Lyotard would have it, but neotheory. It could be said that the premise of Derridaist reading suggests that narrativity is intrinsically used in the service of hierarchy, given that culture is distinct from consciousness.

If textual discourse holds, we have to choose between Derridaist reading and the precultural paradigm of expression. However, Foucault uses the term ‘dialectic neotextual theory’ to denote the bridge between class and society.

Sontag suggests the use of Marxist class to analyse and read reality. But Baudrillard’s critique of dialectic neotextual theory states that context must come from communication.

Debord uses the term ‘the capitalist paradigm of reality’ to denote a postmaterial totality. Thus, the subject is contextualised into a that includes culture as a whole.

Sartre uses the term ‘Derridaist reading’ to denote the role of the reader as poet. In a sense, the characteristic theme of Dietrich’s[4] essay on subcultural Marxism is the economy of patriarchialist class.

1. de Selby, S. P. W. (1971) Discourses of Rubicon: Derridaist reading and dialectic neotextual theory. Schlangekraft

2. Prinn, D. C. ed. (1997) Neoconceptualist rationalism, nihilism and dialectic neotextual theory. University of California Press

3. McElwaine, I. C. A. (1975) Dialectic Appropriations: Dialectic neotextual theory in the works of Koons. Oxford University Press

4. Dietrich, G. ed. (1999) Dialectic neotextual theory and Derridaist reading. Loompanics

[maestro8]

Another good reason for stronger moderation of these fora.
If we started moderating "stupid", 2/3rds of the forum would disappear. It'd take a team of moderators working double time to beat back the stupid in here.

We simply need the ability to PM forum members a good, swift c*ckpunch every now and then. I'll get right on that...

[Poseidon]

I think 1 or 2 mods on this forum would greatly benefit the health of the community. I think we'd need only one mod for Rec. Sport Unicycling, but for JC we could probably use 2.

[jamessd]

If we started moderating "stupid", 2/3rds of the forum would disappear. It'd take a team of moderators working double time to beat back the stupid in here.

We simply need the ability to PM forum members a good, swift c*ckpunch every now and then. I'll get right on that...
Well it would only take a few clicks to delete some threads every now and then, no? And somebody that frequents the forums anyway...

[gkmac]

If we started moderating "stupid", 2/3rds of the forum would disappear....leaving behind only the good stuff, the actual conversation.We simply need the ability to PM forum members a good, swift c*ckpunch every now and then. I'll get right on that...People can recover from c*ckpunches and some are even immune to them altogether. Nobody is immune from a potential ban from a proper moderator that actually has the power to ban.Well it would only take a few clicks to delete some threads every now and then, no? And somebody that frequents the forums anyway...Yes, that would be the exact answer. It's a great shame that the only person who has access to a delete button tends not to use it, and seems absolutely unwilling to let anyone else have access to a delete button on their behalf.

Laziness I guess...

[Ducttape]

GAH!!!!! I detect thinking!!!!!! *sirens blare* I detect thinking!!!!!!! ALERT ALERT!!!

[Into the blue]

GAH!!!!! I detect thinking!!!!!! *sirens blare* I detect thinking!!!!!!! ALERT ALERT!!!

Now that was funny!

Good one Madison!

[forrestunifreak]

I've had the "Nick Jr. Magazine" commercial song stuck in my head all morning...


And I haven't seen that commercial in years.

[isaac steiner]

Depressed

NO UNI

ARGGGGGGG



No uni, why sold it? Or taken away?

[isaac steiner]

Also stupid, but awesome, but kinda wacky thread

[Ducttape]

No uni, why sold it? Or taken away?

Thinking Alert!!!!!!

[Ducttape]

doods! navy seal thread!

[Gumba23]

yzarc daerht!

[Ducttape]

yzarc daerht!
Gah! your post made me think!!! it says crazy thread.... bad ducttape you thought!

[ivan]

I think GKmac should be moderated.

Damn, damn, dman! I thought! Do you think that's bad? No, don't think!!!

Post!!!

Click, click, type, type¬

[gkmac]

I think GKmac should be moderated.I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not...

[Ducttape]

I think GKmac should be moderated.

Damn, damn, dman! I thought! Do you think that's bad? No, don't think!!!

Post!!!

Click, click, type, type¬
BAD Ivan no thinking!

[ivan]

I don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not...
If you don't know what to do, don't do anything.

Think think think!!! Don't do! Think think think!!!!!!!!!!!

What is this anyway?




Edit: I think Ducttape has taken up the vigilante moderator position. Goody good! Think think!

[Ducttape]

If you don't know what to do, don't do anything.

Think think think!!! Don't do! Think think think!!!!!!!!!!!

What is this anyway?
TRICKERY!!!! vile trickery! Ivan is trying to get me to think!!! I'll never think my brain is shut off!!!!

[ivan]

Ivan is trying to get me to think!!!
You think so?



Wait a while, all I need is a friend.
Come on, stay a while, won't you please understand?

[Ducttape]

You think so?



Wait a while, all I need is a friend.
Come on, stay a while, won't you please understand?
Resisting urge to think, must not look up lyrics and post another line.... must not think!

[thejdw]

ya fat

[James_Potter]

scrunty little men in shiny hats toppling over the edge of the cat's mansion in attempt to override the real universe

[wickedbob]

Corn bread, monkeys, intestines, hunting, cupcakes, uni, bmx, ape ares candy, granny eye ball fat......

[maestro8]

I'm thinking about becoming a vigilante moderator, posting something like mister blackwood has above in every thread that goes out of control.
Yeah, that's going to work :rolleyes:

"...now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!"
http://blogs.chron.com/beltwayconfidential/snipshot_monty.jpg

I thought things were calming down a bit, but it looks like I'll need to restart research into starting a controlled rival forum.
Yeah, that's going to work :rolleyes:

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e193/johnmcook/NotThisShitAgain.jpg

[gkmac]

mister maestro, I won't go into a discussion with you about moderation. I do know that you seem to have a problem with it.

[bob1993]

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[Ducttape]

No More Thinking!!!!

[Spoonthumb]

200th post

[Jerrick]

I have no problem with this thread. Those who do. Well, you make me laugh.

[James_Potter]

Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/Lumberjackoff4/longcat.jpg

[Borgschulze]

Longcat is looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong.
http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j53/Lumberjackoff4/longcat.jpg
Love that picture, had it saved in my picture folder for ages now.

[Ducttape]

hahahahahahha

[Gumba23]

Gah! your post made me think!!! it says crazy thread.... bad ducttape you thought!
<sorry> <ducttape.> <this> <thread> <rules> <§±§^±^§±>

[Ducttape]

ummm....... my brain is not functioning enough to read that....

[unisteve]

what

[UniDudeDX]

The goose flies at nine.

[UniBrier]

You know, I could have been one of the inaugural posters in this thread last night. But it took me 22 ½ hours to think of something to say.

I’m now done with this thread.

[ivan]

Yaramay!

[schoesno1]

im so hungry

[Ducttape]

I feel like an @$$ and all that crap.....

[Hazmat]

I'm so pumped and tired at the same time.

[James_Potter]

I can't think right now I just played Tetris for about an hour and a half and now my eyes are tired and mind are dead.
Anything I post, is posted without really thining.

[Gumba23]

Postmen deliver my posts! but they don't deliver my thoughts.<>

[dudewithasock]

Postmen deliver my posts! but they don't deliver my thoughts.<>

That was deep. But it didn't make me think. Thanks, pal.

[ivan]

Thanks, paramenks!

Rabadabudenks!

Zikizokogenks!

[thejdw]

pumpkins

[unisteve]

my stomach feels too full

[ivan]

Too full for school.

[Hazmat]

Too empty for work. :D

[smee56]

My Steering Wheel

[tobbogonist]

It's so salty, I'm freshwater!

[Hazmat]

I dig the new astro boy

[unisteve]

ahhhhhhh oh no I can't think of anything

[Gumba23]

i can't think of something not to not say:)

[ridingwithscissors]

aha.

[harper]

12560 successes and counting.

[captainkrunk61]

it's a mammoth!

[ridingwithscissors]

yawaddle?

[Hazmat]

chicboc

[Matt_V]

im hungry,

I wish my driveway didn't have gravel on it

snow sucks

[smee56]

My Mum

[thejdw]

lunch money

[Matt_V]

my stomach hurts, but im not hungry

its like when I was a little kid and this always happened

[ivan]

5,937 + 12,565 = 18502 successes and counting.
Yeah! We make a good team!

Rim-bim-vim!

[Hazmat]

I LIKE PIE.

[legtod2]

No patch kit in back back, dead cell phone battery.

Wow, wonder where I am?

[harper]

Yeah! We make a good team!

Rim-bim-vim!

Thanks, Ivan, but unfortunately I'll never be in the same league as you. I've tried lead tainted water, absinthe, even a frontal lobotomy. I continue to hopelessly and helplessly think before I post. I know there must be a cure for my dilemma but I just don't have time to read your 20+ inane posts per day.

[ridingwithscissors]

yahuh

[olwyn]

I want a jack russel for christmas ...

[Hazmat]

I LIKE BUBBLE WRAP.

[legtod2]

If someone turns out the lights and you fart,

does it still smell?

[ridingwithscissors]

I LIKE BUBBLE WRAP.
well, guess what? the other day was my birthday, and one of my mates got me a 60 metre roll of bubblewrap!

I'm making a suit out of it.

[Hazmat]

I LIKE JUMPING IN PUDDLES

[ridingwithscissors]

I LIKE JUMPING IN PUDDLES
well, y'know what? it's raining and there are lots of puddles around my house.

I'm making a car out of them.

[Gumba23]

you will have to be careful if it freezes the car will lose all its flow and become cranky

[SAVAGE]

I SAY COME ON FHQWGADS,I SAY COME ON FHQWGADS! EVERBODY TO THE LIMIT EVERYBODY TO THE LIMIT, EVERYBODY IS FHQWGADS!!!!

[Jim_The_IT_Technician]

i like screambled egg wityh pepper

http://mu-ma.adore-o.com/rarely/attachments/3269791796.jpg

HOLY SHIT A DUCK

GOATSE

[jamessd]

It looks like I sunk to the level of this thread...

http://www-vis.lbl.gov/Vignettes/Geddes/sample6-huge.png

[Hazmat]

and that's a bad thing because............ :p

[lil rockmelon]

i win:p

[Hazmat]

Hoppatomaus

[Gumba23]

i got a drum kit for free:eek:

[thejdw]

i got a drum kit for free:eek:
Theif :rolleyes:

[Gumba23]

Theif :rolleyes:
ok I'll rephrase that i got given a drum kit for free :)

[ivan]

Oh man...

[Gumba23]

oh parrot...

[ridingwithscissors]

oh man-eating-turkey-sandwich

[harper]

Oh man, what hath I wrought?

Fixed.

[Hazmat]

oh man-eating-turkey-sandwich
I didn't know thanksgiving went for this long. ;)

[unibuddy]

Bill Cosby sucks!

[Hazmat]

poop

[SqueakyOnion]

Gorillas are attacking my neighborhood!

[Hazmat]

tokyonia

[dudewithasock]

Two girls.

One cup.

[jamessd]

Two girls.

One cup.
WTF?! That video's going around my school atm... strange it's significant there too :confused:

[jack-y]

gib?

[Ducttape]

Gib!