View Full Version : I always knew there was something odd about them bicyclists.
MrBoogiejuice
2007-11-16, 12:21 PM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
jamessd
2007-11-16, 01:50 PM
Haha classic!
kington99
2007-11-16, 02:00 PM
ok i heard about this while drunk and assumed it was just banter. What exactly is illegal about simulating sex with a bicycle in your own hostel bedroom? What if he'd been having sex with a woman in there instead? It's not like it was a pbulic area.
UniBrier
2007-11-16, 03:31 PM
Soon the urban dictionary will have Bikiality listed.
I think the offense has more to do with the idiot getting caught pleasuring himself. The Bike was secondary. Maybe the Barry White music was too loud to hear the knock on the door, and if so, the cleaners also should have had a clue.
Eddbmxdude
2007-11-16, 03:58 PM
Soon the urban dictionary will have Bikiality listed.
I think the offense has more to do with the idiot getting caught pleasuring himself. The Bike was secondary. Maybe the Barry White music was too loud to hear the knock on the door, and if so, the cleaners also should have had a clue.
Ha Ha!
I didn't understand why he was arrested, even though he was doing it behind closed doors.
Imagine what you could do with that tandem of yours Kit! ;)
Borgschulze
2007-11-16, 05:10 PM
Damn, I do this all the time with my Unicycle.
AVRAM
2007-11-16, 07:17 PM
He pled guilty to a breach of peace so I'm assuming that it didn't matter that the cleaners broke in but it did matter that they saw what he was doing because instead of a privacy issue it then became a public issue. If he didn't plead guilty I would imagine he would have gotten off and the bike would have been chalked up to being nothing more than a sex toy. I'm not sure if I made any sense. I just want to make sure everyone knows not to plead guilty when they are enjoying some heartfelt time with their unis.
thejdw
2007-11-16, 07:50 PM
Bikes need love too
Bondo
2007-11-16, 08:10 PM
He was probabaly a Vegan too.
:)
wickedbob
2007-11-16, 08:21 PM
I'd hit that.
Into the blue
2007-11-16, 08:28 PM
If Boogie were to get it on with his tandem, would that constitute a threesome?
Chexjc
2007-11-16, 08:31 PM
The real matter here is whether or not the sex was consensual...
James_Potter
2007-11-16, 08:40 PM
If Boogie were to get it on with his tandem, would that constitute a threesome?
Even with a regular bike it's a threesome; it's got two wheels, doesn't it?
UniBrier
2007-11-16, 09:23 PM
Really now, let's all show some sensitivity towards the bikesexual community.
Matt_V
2007-11-16, 09:36 PM
haha, I heard about this at school today from someone who saw it posted on pinkbike.
I don't get what's wrong with doing that in your our room with the door closed.
MrBoogiejuice
2007-11-16, 09:44 PM
I don't believe he should've been put on the sex offenders register. After all, he wasn't harming anybody but I think the problem is that hostel rooms are classed as a public place.
If I'd been him I'd have argued it was a frame up.
Or that it was the village bike and it gets up to this sort of stuff all the time.
cathwood
2007-11-16, 10:29 PM
I don't believe he should've been put on the sex offenders register. After all, he wasn't harming anybody but I think the problem is that hostel rooms are classed as a public place.
Totally bizzare! Surely what you do with your wheeled companion is just between the two of you.
(by the way Mr Boogiejuice, very witty)
UniBrier
2007-11-16, 11:43 PM
I don't get what's wrong with doing that in your own (spelling corrected) room with the door closed.That's the rub. At the point the door was opened, it was bikus interruptus, with witnesses.
With three posts in this thread, I'm at my pun limit.
gabetheunicycleman
2007-11-17, 11:09 PM
Damn, I do this all the time with my Unicycle.
ahh...you must have a kh.:D
Hazmat
2007-11-18, 01:32 AM
ahh...you must have a kh.:D
or Torker DX. :D
john_childs
2007-11-18, 05:13 PM
Get on your bikes and ride!
Bike sex case sparks legal debate (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7098116.stm)
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