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[skrobo]

So I understand that i am "asking for it" and that people are going to "persecute?" me? or my ideals and create and/or bring back "rival" threads, but in the end, there will always be people who UNICYCLE FOR CHRIST whether this thread exists or not.

My only point here is to remind you to include God in your rides. I don't care if you send me a PM(it would be cool) or post the ><> UNICYCLE FOR CHRIST<>< banner in your signature, but i hope that you consider doing it, even if you don't proclaim it.

Peace to all my brothers and sisters :)



-Stephen-"skrobo"

[ivan]

Hey man!

Wanna unite? Join forces with <<<<>>>>Sledgehammer for Jebus<<<<>>>>

Together we can win! We'll be stronger(and more offensive) than anyone!

We'll smash things into bits and then ride on them(and gap over others).

My only point here is to remind you to include Jebus in your sledgehammerings. I don't care if you send me a PM(it would be cool) or post the <<<<>>>>Sledgehammer for Jebus<<<<>>>> banner in your signature, but i hope that you consider doing it, even if you don't proclaim it.

Peace be your weapon.

[skrobo]

Hey man!

Wanna unite? Join forces with <<<<>>>>Sledgehammer for Jebus<<<<>>>>

Together we can win! We'll be stronger(and more offensive) than anyone!

We'll smash things into bits and then ride on them(and gap over others).

My only point here is to remind you to include Jebus in your sledgehammerings. I don't care if you send me a PM(it would be cool) or post the <<<<>>>>Sledgehammer for Jebus<<<<>>>> banner in your signature, but i hope that you consider doing it, even if you don't proclaim it.

Peace be your weapon.
i guess it feels good to slam things w/ sledgehammers?

i'll have to turn down your offer, sorry ivan, that just doesn't sound like a good plan.

[Danni]

The retard strikes again.

[ivan]

I never stopped striking. How you found out about my developmental problems, I've got no idea.

Skrobo: come on, man! It's not a plan, it's a way of living. A culture! A whole new way of looking at things. When I look at a fence, I don't just see a fence. I see something to smash with my sledgehammer. When I see a cat I don't just see a cat. I see something to smash with my sledgehammer. When I see a great public building I don't just... You see, there is a lot of bad in this world. And it has to be stopped. But who are we to say what's bad and what isn't? So, my idea is: let Jebus sort it out. I'll just go around smashing things and allow Jebus to protect the good and put the bad under my sledgehammer. In that way, whatever I sledgehammer is bad and deserved it.

Join me, we'll be the strongest!

[qhxakg]

I never stopped striking. How you found out about my developmental problems, I've got no idea.

Skrobo: come on, man! It's not a plan, it's a way of living. A culture! A whole new way of looking at things. When I look at a fence, I don't just see a fence. I see something to smash with my sledgehammer. When I see a cat I don't just see a cat. I see something to smash with my sledgehammer. When I see a great public building I don't just... You see, there is a lot of bad in this world. And it has to be stopped. But who are we to say what's bad and what isn't? So, my idea is: let Jebus sort it out. I'll just go around smashing things and allow Jebus to protect the good and put the bad under my sledgehammer. In that way, whatever I sledgehammer is bad and deserved it.

Join me, we'll be the strongest!
Sledgehammering for Jebus sounds like a pretty good way of life.

[skrobo]

the power that rests in my hands is promised to God, sorry Ivan.

[forrestunifreak]

Haha you sure have a way of saying things Stephen.... I'm totally with you though. It's cool.

[mill_mobile]

Well i uni for my late granddad,
My riding was therapy to him in his last weeks, he LOVED watching videos of me as he could not get outside to see it - he didnt have the energy.
When i bust out a new move i just think of what his smile would have been like - it takes me away to another place.

[CoreTechs]

UNIte to unicycle with our brothers and sisters in Christ!

[tomblackwood]

the power that rests in my hands is promised to God, sorry Ivan.
The power that rests in your hands seems to be promised to creating more of these useless threads.

[wickedbob]

I never stopped striking. How you found out about my developmental problems, I've got no idea.

Skrobo: come on, man! It's not a plan, it's a way of living. A culture! A whole new way of looking at things. When I look at a fence, I don't just see a fence. I see something to smash with my sledgehammer. When I see a cat I don't just see a cat. I see something to smash with my sledgehammer. When I see a great public building I don't just... You see, there is a lot of bad in this world. And it has to be stopped. But who are we to say what's bad and what isn't? So, my idea is: let Jebus sort it out. I'll just go around smashing things and allow Jebus to protect the good and put the bad under my sledgehammer. In that way, whatever I sledgehammer is bad and deserved it.

Join me, we'll be the strongest!


I like that a whole lot and all, but I have my own thing like that. I shoot for my savior who saves all the righteous peoples and anything else deserving his mighty intervention. Therefore like you anything I shoot deserves it otherwise the bullets would bounce off.

[TheGOD]

Jesus Christ, look what my son has done now....


Oh, wait...

[Lucifer, your savior]

You better remember, joint custody, he is mine to.

[Jerrick]

This thread will only be as bad you make it, so if you are sick and tired of these threads, do not post in them anymore, do not click on them anymore.

If its useless, why post that? It will just put more life into the thread.

Anyways, I still like the idea, and will support. Nothing wrong with people getting together and being supportive of their similarities.

Well, I guess quite a bit of people on this forum disagree with that, maybe they should stop coming to these forums. =p

[monkeyman]

Jerrick, as I have said many times before, it's not the thread, or its subject matter...it's the fact that he's made about 27 of them by now., and keeps trying to revive them.

[Zzagg]

Jerrick, as I have said many times before, it's not the thread, or its subject matter...it's the fact that he's made about 27 of them by now., and keeps trying to revive them.+1 dear Monkeyman;)
Skrobo, you're a "boulet" (a canonball... you see, like a big steel ball chained to one of our foot, something/somebody you can't get rid of and have to bear endlessly. a "boulet" is not a bad person or something, just someone who makes you :rolleyes: )

[Borgschulze]

Sledgehammering for Jebus sounds like a pretty good way of life.
I'm part of Axe Murderer's for Dan.

Yeah..

[forrestunifreak]

Jerrick, as I have said many times before, it's not the thread, or its subject matter...it's the fact that he's made about 27 of them by now., and keeps trying to revive them.

Who really cares? I for one don't mind it, and if it really makes someone mad, then tough. Big deal.



I don't see anyone complaing about all the threads someone like billy the mountain makes, and as far as I'm concerned, they are all alot the same.

[timbob1907]

Or all the threads that Terry makes, or all the threads the noobs make about stupid stuff... oh wait nevermind.

[Zzagg]

oh crap! ride for whoever you want, as many zillion times as you want, I'm leaving, slightly ashamed for having contributed to this non-thread.

[mscalisi]

White male christians sure do suffer much "persecution" in the US.

Lets have the truth though. Christ really doesn't need anybody to unicycle for him. You're just using unicycling as a podium to get up and preach. That will always be annoying.


So I understand that i am "asking for it" and that people are going to "persecute?" me? or my ideals and create and/or bring back "rival" threads, but in the end, there will always be people who UNICYCLE FOR CHRIST whether this thread exists or not.

My only point here is to remind you to include God in your rides. I don't care if you send me a PM(it would be cool) or post the ><> UNICYCLE FOR CHRIST<>< banner in your signature, but i hope that you consider doing it, even if you don't proclaim it.

Peace to all my brothers and sisters :)



-Stephen-"skrobo"

[Jerrick]

So far, no one has preached about anything religious in here yet. No quoting scriptures, or anything like that.

You know, and if its annoying that's it been made "27" time, wouldn't you have figured out not to click on them anymore?

[ivan]

Sledgehammering for Jebus sounds like a pretty good way of life.
It is, believe me!
the power that rests in my hands is promised to God, sorry Ivan.
Jebus is your God!
Haha you sure have a way of saying things Stephen.... I'm totally with you though. It's cool.
My name is Ivan, but cheers anyway...

[James_Potter]

Jebus is your God!
Yes, all other Gods are made up.
It was written by some guy a million years ago in the book of Jebus the God, so that means it must be true!

[ivan]

So far, no one has preached about anything religious in here yet. No quoting scriptures, or anything like that.

You know, and if its annoying that's it been made "27" time, wouldn't you have figured out not to click on them anymore?
You don't need to quote any scriptures to be preaching. I thought you knew that.

And tomorrow I'm gonna sledgehammer a bunch of scriptures. If they survive it, then they really are holy. If they don't... I guess not.

[ivan]

Yes, all other Gods are made up.
It was written by some guy a million years ago in the book of Jebus the God, so that means it must be true!
Was it? I think I missed that bit.

The thing is, whatever God you're thinking of, it's really Jebus. Jebus is your God. Your God is Jebus.

[Jerrick]

You don't need to quote any scriptures to be preaching. I thought you knew that.


I know, but most time they play a big role, taking one scripture at a time and talking about what it means and what to learn from them.

And still, im not seeing much of any preaching in here.

[mscalisi]

The threads existence is pretty darn preachy. You're right, I have the right to ignore these threads. I also have the right to express my annoyance. Sometimes I choose one, sometimes the other.

So far, no one has preached about anything religious in here yet. No quoting scriptures, or anything like that.

You know, and if its annoying that's it been made "27" time, wouldn't you have figured out not to click on them anymore?

[Jerrick]

The threads existence is pretty darn preachy. You're right, I have the right to ignore these threads. I also have the right to express my annoyance. Sometimes I choose one, sometimes the other.

I know you have that right, and never said you didn't.

I don't think these threads are preachy. All it is, is a thread for people with similar beliefs to get together and talk and ride. Doesn't seem preachy to me, but if it is, id count unicyclist.com as a preachy site too. :p

[johnfoss]

i'll have to turn down your offer, sorry ivan, that just doesn't sound like a good plan.How about sledgehammers for Jesus? There are a lot more people out there using sledgehammers in their jobs, to make a living, than there are unicyclists. It would seem to be a legit platform, and with access to more people!

Call it preaching, or call it advertising. No matter, this is Just Conversation and you can do what you want. Nobody made you click on the thread link, and nobody made you read any of this.

That said, this thread is still guilty of violating the "yet another thread on the same topic" thing. Why didn't you use the search? :rolleyes:

Anyway, for that reason, this thread is officially thread pollution; a useless repeat thread. And I'm guilty of posting in it. Do you think any of us is going to teach Skrobo anything? I doubt it. In a few months, when he's bored, he's going to do it again.

[Lucifer, your savior]

Error- in the process of contributing please hold.

[monkeyman]

I don't see anyone complaing about all the threads someone like billy the mountain makes, and as far as I'm concerned, they are all alot the same.

Because Billy's threads tend to be about something...and they're only the same in the sense that they're all written in Billy's style. Alot is definitely not word, by the way.

Or all the threads that Terry makes, or all the threads the noobs make about stupid stuff... oh wait nevermind.
People get onto him/them too.

[Spoonthumb]

Error- in the process of contributing please hold.
ur an idiot lol

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

I'm with Jerrick.

[mscalisi]

Did you consult with him before you "outed" him.

I'm with Jerrick.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Did you consult with him before you "outed" him.
Ahahahaha!!

I AGREE WITH HIM!!

[forrestunifreak]

Because Billy's threads tend to be about something...and they're only the same in the sense that they're all written in Billy's style.


But seriously, who cares? Would it be okay if he had just made the one thread, and we kept bumping it up, talking about legitimate topics? Wouldn't that be the same thing?


Alot is definitely not word, by the way.

The letter 'a' definitely is though. :rolleyes:

[UniBrier]

Hope all these duplicate thread titles don't mess up the Search function.

[James_Potter]

Hope all these duplicate thread titles don't mess up the Search function.
Not more than Most Replys already has.

[skrobo]

lol
you can't duplicate a thread title, if you search UNICYCLE FOR CHRIST you will come up with a wealth of disagreements and harshness, and close-minded views on many topics and ideals. they are all different. this one was made because i have gotten quite a few PM's about Unicycle For Christ and what it is.

[James_Potter]

lol
you can't duplicate a thread title, if you search UNICYCLE FOR CHRIST you will come up with a wealth of disagreements and harshness, and close-minded views on many topics and ideals. they are all different. this one was made because i have gotten quite a few PM's about Unicycle For Christ and what it is.
I would have to disagree, this one is exactly the same as many of your old threads, and you could have directed those PMing you to one of your previous threads on this same topic.

[harper]

AWESOME (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=64530)

[SARIN]

I think you should ride for whatever makes you happy...

This makes my horns itch...LOL!:D

http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b109/superhands/Banner-1.1SARIN.jpg

[GILD]

this one was made because i have gotten quite a few PM's about Unicycle For Christ and what it is.
Then why didn't you just hit that magical 'REPLY' button and tell them?

[Gumba23]

unicycle for peace theres no controversy in that (hopefully).

[GILD]

{* Unicycle For Peace*}

[James_Potter]

unicycle for peace theres no controversy in that (hopefully).
Wow, look at my signature!
It's been like this for a year or so.

[Gumba23]

oh i hadn't noticed that. Its the start of a great subconscious following!

[johnfoss]

Hope all these duplicate thread titles don't mess up the Search function.Why, was someone using it?

this one was made because i have gotten quite a few PM's about Unicycle For Christ and what it is.Just a suggestion, but next time, why not PM them back, or better yet, set up a web site? Then you'll control the content and it will only say what you want.

And it won't be here. :)

[Brian MacKenzie]

Why, was someone using it?

And just like that...John Foss is funny!

(good one JF, still chuckling...)

[skrobo]

why?
i would make a thread about that toooo

i made a thread about it because if ppl noticed and PM me about it, then there HAVE to be a few people out of the loop that don't know about it at all.

[James_Potter]

why?
i would make a thread about that toooo

i made a thread about it because if ppl noticed and PM me about it, then there HAVE to be a few people out of the loop that don't know about it at all.
People see your signature.
If they happen to care, they'll PM you.
And anyway, it's not like someone who is not a Christian already is going to see it and think, ' who is this Christ guy? I want to know more!!'

[skrobo]

EXACTLY... it isn't preachy!

[James_Potter]

EXACTLY... it isn't preachy!
The signature isn't preachy, but the multiple threads are.
It's like those guys who stand outside your school handing out orange bibles, you may take one just for kicks, but then they offer you again and again and again and you just want to kick them in the balls but you can't because they're old people (or in this case across the interweb). If people wanted bibles, they would get one themselves, they don't need old people in cowboy hats handing them out every couple of days.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

I want to wear a cowboy hat and hand out bibles... That would be cool.

[qhxakg]

The signature isn't preachy, but the multiple threads are.
It's like those guys who stand outside your school handing out orange bibles, you may take one just for kicks, but then they offer you again and again and again and you just want to kick them in the balls but you can't because they're old people (or in this case across the interweb). If people wanted bibles, they would get one themselves, they don't need old people in cowboy hats handing them out every couple of days.
Yeah you just have go to a hotel then you can get the full size bible for free.:p

[skrobo]

lol
the cowboy hat would have gone unnoticed here, but thanks for the idea!!!!

[skrobo]

Yeah you just have go to a hotel then you can get the full size bible for free.:p
it will even say GIDEONS in it!

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Do that many people wear cowboy hats down there?

[qhxakg]

it will even say GIDEONS in it!
:confused: I am ignorant.Is GIDEONS a good or a bad thing?

[James_Potter]

:confused: I am ignorant.Is GIDEONS a good or a bad thing?
The Gideons is the group of people who put Bibles in all the hotel rooms in the universe.

[James_Potter]

I want to wear a cowboy hat and hand out bibles... That would be cool.
No dude, it's crappy.
People do it ALL THE TIME around here...stand outside the high school at 3:00 as students are leaving, and try to corner you and force a bible on you.
They're like Zombies.

[cool-bananas]

I hate when people press their views and beliefs onto you, it sucks. I mean I dont care (generally) if thats what they believe but dont try to press it onto others

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

No dude, it's crappy.
People do it ALL THE TIME around here...stand outside the high school at 3:00 as students are leaving, and try to corner you and force a bible on you.
They're like Zombies.
Yeah, they do that here too. Without the hats albiet.

But I just think it would be a fun thing to do... Just for kicks and giggles.
I used to have a bumber-sticker that said marriage=man+woman.

Y'know? Not actually serious like. Just for crazy fun.

[James_Potter]

Yeah, they do that here too. Without the hats albiet.

But I just think it would be a fun thing to do... Just for kicks and giggles.
I used to have a bumper-sticker that said marriage=man+woman.

Y'know? Not actually serious like. Just for crazy fun.
It'd be fun to hand out little orange Qur'ans...or little orange Satanic Bibles.
At the same time as those people.

[qhxakg]

It'd be fun to hand out little orange Qur'ans...or little orange Satanic Bibles.
At the same time as those people.
That would be fun. i just bought a copy of the satanic bible (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0380015390/104-4588025-0875918) and the quran (http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1879402297/104-4588025-0875918)translation off amazon.
There needs to be an organization like gideons that sell those really cheap .

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

It'd be fun to hand out little orange Qur'ans...or little orange Satanic Bibles.
At the same time as those people.
Or all three...

[James_Potter]

Or all three...
YEAH!!! You could give people a choice instead of trying to force only one on them...you could have Bibles, Qur'ans, Satanic Bibles, Tao Te Chings, I-Chings, Bhagavad Gita's, Books of Mormon...and for Atheists, cookies.

[qhxakg]

YEAH!!! You could give people a choice instead of trying to force only one on them...you could have Bibles, Qur'ans, Satanic Bibles, Tao Te Chings, I-Chings, Bhagavad Gita's, Books of Mormon...and for Atheists, cookies.
lol :D
Although i think that is promoting atheism.

[James_Potter]

No see, because if someone is a true believer of any religion, then all they need is that religion, to make them happy.
Atheists, with no religion, realize simple things like cookies will make them happy.

[qhxakg]

No see, because if someone is a true believer of any religion, then all they need is that religion, to make them happy.
Atheists, with no religion, realize simple things like cookies will make them happy.
Go to a high school and see if you hand out more bibles or cookies.

YEAH!!! You could give people a choice instead of trying to force only one on them...you could have Bibles, Qur'ans, Satanic Bibles, Tao Te Chings, I-Chings, Bhagavad Gita's, Books of Mormon , The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, Buddhist Sutras,
...and for Atheists, cookies.Just to be fair
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-4588025-0875918?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1191180402&sr=1-1)

[Into the blue]

They're like Zombies.

Zombies!
Take 'em out!
Seperate the brain from the rest of the body!

I'll have a cookie please.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Hahaha. That's funny cuz I ate cookies and milk a lot when I read the Bible.

[UniBrier]

If I were president of MRIS I would be really pissed right now.

Between Uni for Satan, Uni for Christ, and Last One to Post Wins, almost 1200 useless posts have choked up JC when they all that energy could have been put in to MR.

Where are the priorities around here? MR needs more posts!

[johnfoss]

I hate when people press their views and beliefs onto you, it sucks. I mean I dont care (generally) if thats what they believe but dont try to press it onto othersGenerally I agree with you, but at least the religious types are usually honest and up-front about it. Far more evil are the people who want to sell you timeshares, or any other form of so-called "vacation ownership." This is like buying a piece of real-estate that you don't really own, being charged through the nose for the rest of your life, and not having any easy way to get out of it. You've been warned.

[GILD]

...and for Atheists, cookies.
Yay.

[qhxakg]

I got my Gospel of the FSM in the mail today.:D

[mscalisi]

Now that is sig material.

Go to a high school and see if you hand out more bibles or cookies.

Just to be fair
The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (http://http://www.amazon.com/Gospel-Flying-Spaghetti-Monster/dp/0812976568/ref=pd_bbs_1/104-4588025-0875918?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1191180402&sr=1-1)

[MrBoogiejuice]

Unicycling for Christ is, like, totally old hat.

It's all about clowning (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1u93VduIUI) for Christ. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppuyZDsCRGM)

[BillyTheMountain]

A Catholic priest came to the Prospect Park Dog Run, where they were having a monthly Coffee Bark (where they give out free human food and coffee, and dog treats, and collect donations for a pro-dog organization.

This weekend is the blessing of the animals--St Francis Day.

So the priest said a few words about all the animals and their role throughout Biblical history, and then blessed every dog there.

I think my dog got disoriented in the crowd and lost me, and I lost her, and I was looking around for her in the area. Then I told some other people who know her to keep an eye out for her, I was going out searching. As I got toward the exit to the park, peopel told me they saw her heading down the street and that some people were trying to catch her. I kept uni-ing, calling her name, and came upon the people who caught her. Turns out she was trying to run home, and crossed the street and everything. Good thing she was blessed, or GOD knows what could have happened.

The moral of the story is get your pet blessed.

Tomorrow at St. John the Divine (NYC, upper Manhattan), they'll be blessing elephants and many of the animals that were on the arc with Noah. You can bring your dogs, cats, bunnies, turtles, snakes, etc to be blessed as well. The blessing is mainly for health.

Billy

[James_Potter]

Go to a high school and see if you hand out more bibles or cookies.
Well clearly those who prefer cookies over the word of God are not true Christians.

[thejdw]

No dude, it's crappy.
People do it ALL THE TIME around here...stand outside the high school at 3:00 as students are leaving, and try to corner you and force a bible on you.
They're like Zombies.
Bibles are the best kindling for my home fire :)

[BillyTheMountain]

Well clearly those who prefer cookies over the word of God are not true Christians.

You forgot the :D. :D

A Catholic priest came to the Prospect Park Dog Run, where they were having a monthly Coffee Bark (where they give out free human food and coffee, and dog treats, and collect donations for a pro-dog organization.

This weekend is the blessing of the animals--St Francis Day.

So the priest said a few words about all the animals and their role throughout Biblical history, and then blessed every dog there.

I think my dog got disoriented in the crowd and lost me, and I lost her, and I was looking around for her in the area. Then I told some other people who know her to keep an eye out for her, I was going out searching. As I got toward the exit to the park, peopel told me they saw her heading down the street and that some people were trying to catch her. I kept uni-ing, calling her name, and came upon the people who caught her. Turns out she was trying to run home, and crossed the street and everything. Good thing she was blessed, or GOD knows what could have happened.

The moral of the story is get your pet blessed.

Tomorrow at St. John the Divine (NYC, upper Manhattan), they'll be blessing elephants and many of the animals that were on the arc with Noah. You can bring your dogs, cats, bunnies, turtles, snakes, etc to be blessed as well. The blessing is mainly for health.

Billy

Even Jewish dogs got blessed. What do you think of that?

[Brian O.]

the power that rests in my hands is promised to God, sorry Ivan.
So you are telling me its impossible to love god and also make use of sledgehammers?

[UniBrier]

God's power doesn't need sledgehammers (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=861144&postcount=16).

[ivan]

Yes, but a sledgehammer really enhances the experience and broadens your options. With a sledgehammer you'll be able to smash things that you didn't think were smashable: golf balls, paper clips, tupperware, racing cars, ice-cream shops and, of course, small dogs.

Get one now and allow the wrath of the almighty to flow through your hands and fill the world with love, solemnity and vengeance.

Sledge be with you.

[James_Potter]

Yes, but a sledgehammer really enhances the experience and broadens your options. With a sledgehammer you'll be able to smash things that you didn't think were smashable: golf balls, paper clips, tupperware, racing cars, ice-cream shops and, of course, small dogs.
Even nalgene bottles...maybe.

[ivan]

Anything.

Believe me.

[mr_charm]

Anything.

Believe me.
other sledgehammers?

[ivan]

Ya maan!

[JJuggle]

Jewish dogs
Jewish dogs? That's even funnier/sadder than saying Jewish baby.

[ivan]

Is kosher pork anything like vegetarian meatballs?

[JJuggle]

Is kosher pork anything like vegetarian meatballs?
Based on my brief perusal of the Internet regarding hits on the term "kosher pork" and my own knowledge of how the phrase "vegetarian meatballs" is used, I'd have to say, no.

[mr_charm]

technically speaking is there such a thing as a vegetarian MEATball?

[JJuggle]

technically speaking is there such a thing as a vegetarian MEATball?
No, but that's not the point.

Vegetarian meatball is a commonly used shorthand for a food that is like a meatball but is made from non-meat ingredients. Common that is if you're a vegetarian or vegan. Some don't use the term preferring instead meatless ball; others of us find that too awkward.

To my knowledge and from what I've seen, kosher pork is not a reference to a substance that tastes like pork but is made from kosher ingredients. It is simply an oxymoron or in some cases a joke. One site, for example, suggests that a pig could be genetically engineered to conform to the kosher dietary laws and another that using a kosher pickling process makes pork kosher.

Hey, you asked.

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technically speaking is there such a thing as a vegetarian MEATball?
Yes.
But he's too busy joining a pro-life group to unicycle for christ.
Sorry.

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One site, for example, suggests that a pig could be genetically engineered to conform to the kosher dietary laws
How would that work?
Get rid of the cloven hoof and you're home free?

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How would that work?
Get rid of the cloven hoof and you're home free?
That and the whole ruminant thing.