Good excuse when accused of infidelity...

[onelesscar]

Sleep sex (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_sex) is a recently recognized parasomnic event.

The wikipedia article has links to some interesting stories of people acquitted of rape charges after a clinical diagnosis of sleep sex-ing.

I found this (http://www.newscientist.com/article.ns?id=dn6540) particularly interesting. Those darn Australians :rolleyes:

[wickedbob]

I think I sleep masturbated before....

[onelesscar]

I think I sleep masturbated before....
No, that's something different. That would be called a "nocturnal emission" (wet dream).

And if you "think" you did it, you weren't asleep...if you were asleep, you'd have no idea you did it.

[wickedbob]

Well my hand.... never mind you just will not get it.

Edit: I have a tri-pod sir.

[onelesscar]

Oh, okay. I get it.

[wickedbob]

Yes. Tis a problem it is.