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BillyTheMountain
2007-08-24, 03:12 PM
Everything you read in this thread that is NOT about betting is just thread jacking. If you want a Bush bash thread, start one. If you want to watch my gambling infatuation die with this thread, don't respond to it. Until then, still no bet, no date, no surprise, no takers.

Harper, there gambling help hotlines. Don't be ashamed to admit you have a problem.

I'll second that!

It may take a village of unicyclists to save our beloved Harper from his gambling obsession. In some threads, it seems he can talk of nothing else, and like nothing else matters to him.

Harper, remember, you don't have to do it alone. We're here to help you!

BTM

[Those are true quotes above, from the impeach bush thread]
Brian MacKenzie
2007-08-24, 03:17 PM
Harper, you just can't go wrong with betting it all on Red, the guaranteed winnings will bring great happiness
UniBrier
2007-08-24, 04:14 PM
We've got to solve this before Fall 2008 when the Snoqualmie Casino (http://seattletimes.nwsource.com/html/localnews/2003815741_glance01e.html) opens.

The International Harper Day Coker Ride will end up being a trip to the casino, we'll never make it to the trail head.
harper
2007-08-24, 04:41 PM
The International Harper Day Coker Ride will end up being a trip to the casino, we'll never make it to the trail head.

I'll bet it won't. Woops...I mean I'm willing to wager...dang. OK, $5 says...rats, I'm in a rut here.
uni57
2007-08-24, 04:45 PM
Excuse me, but superheroes do not have gambling problems. They don't have "problems" that are in the realm of ordinary man. They have super-problems, like how to save mankind. And even if Greg does have a "gambling obsession" as you call it, then rest assured he can handle it. And there must be a reason for it (calculated to ten decimal places).
Chexjc
2007-08-24, 05:33 PM
Excuse me, but superheroes do not have gambling problems. They don't have "problems" that are in the realm of ordinary man. They have super-problems, like how to save mankind. And even if Greg does have a "gambling obsession" as you call it, then rest assured he can handle it. And there must be a reason for it (calculated to ten decimal places).

But superheroes always have a weakness.
uni57
2007-08-24, 05:37 PM
But superheroes always have a weakness.Oh, my God, I forgot (see, I don't know too many superheroes). WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??? WE HAVE TO HELP!!!

Greg -- I bet you five bucks you cannot quit gambling.
seņor coolguy
2007-08-24, 06:14 PM
But superheroes always have a weakness.


what about jack bauer?
Borges
2007-08-24, 07:30 PM
Can this be used as an excuse not to pay my gambling debt to him?
If so, I'll be supportive.
Chexjc
2007-08-24, 10:19 PM
what about jack bauer?

Jack Bauer is not a superhero. But you're right, he does not have any weaknesses.

When Jack jumps into water he doesn't get wet, the water gets Jacked.
BillyTheMountain
2008-10-10, 05:18 PM
The following posts suggests he's reading sex into innocuous posts One from the Should animals have a right to move... thread, and the other from the Fannie/Freddie thread

You beat the dolphin.

Billy, please, this is a family forum.

and

I once flew on an airplane with Ralph Nader. Maybe I joined the mile high club with him, Billy.
harper
2008-10-10, 05:51 PM
The following posts suggests he's reading sex into innocuous posts One from the Should animals have a right to move... thread, and the other from the Fannie/Freddie thread

Dang. Busted.