Dutch Swears

[ivan]

As you can see, Tobbogonist and I are learning Dutch. In other news, I just got permabanned on physics-forums.com. I'm not certain whether I should advertises this, but oh well...

Anyway, the reason I got permabanned is that I was swearing. Stupid and childish, I know, but sometimes you just have to. I'm intending to register again, but from now on if I ever feel the urge to swear(and with their moderation policies I probably will before too soon), I'm gonna swear in Dutch.

So, can you help me out? Please post Dutch swears, translation in English and pronunciation if possible. Thanks a lot, Holland is the hottest!

[JJtheunicycle]

I think that...nuek=fuck..maybe

[tobbogonist]

Penis

[forrestunifreak]

Ask Dustin.

He likes to teach people on the subject.

[DustinSchaap]

Ask Dustin.

He likes to teach people on the subject.
Haha, you were there too? :rolleyes:

Zakkenwasser - Testicle washer
Stoep hoer - Sidewalk prostitute
Dus tin - Very sexy guy
Neuken - To make love
Neuken in de keuken - To make love in the kitchen
Neuken in de douche - To make love in the shower (the english people loved the variations :rolleyes: )

What else do you want to know?

[ivan]

What else do you want to know?
Everything!

I typed out a list, but then thought whether it was appropriate to post it on a public forum...

[DustinSchaap]

Everything!

I typed out a list, but then thought whether it was appropriate to post it on a public forum...

Everything! - Alles!

;)

[ivan]

That's German. Ooh, and how do you pronounce them?

Is neuken = noi ken? and douche = doo sh eh?

[DustinSchaap]

That's German.
It's Dutch and for that I will now no longer talk to you. :D

[ivan]

Thank God. Just tell me how to pronounce the words. Please! Now!!!

[tobbogonist]

wow i posted penis here. i dont ever remmember doing that.

[tobbogonist]

I learnt some German..

Porste.

all i can remmember :)

after a few to many porstes my memory goes a little fuzzy.

[thejdw]

It's Dutch and for that I will now no longer talk to you. :D

he wasn't joking by the looks of it

[AEV D.]

That's German. Ooh, and how do you pronounce them?

Is neuken = noi ken? and douche = doo sh eh?

dutch sounds as german because of the many false friends...all in all you could tell it a german dialect which is difficult for germans to understand :rolleyes:

everything means alles in german, too...

i only know:
goede nacht - good night :D

[munirocks]

kut = vagina (but is used as fuck/shit/damn in english)
(god)verdomme = (god) damn (it)
klootzak = asshole (actually translates to scrotum)
eikel = asshole (direct translation = acorn, nipple I think)
mierenneuker = antfucker meaning somebody who considers small details important (not really a swearword)

These should get you started swearing in dutch!

[ivan]

It's Dutch and for that I will now no longer talk to you. :D

That's real Dutch - http://mv.lycaeum.org/anagrams/PARALINGUA.cgi?article=Kexesyhano

You don't know what Dutch is.

[thejdw]

kut = vagina (but is used as fuck/shit/damn in english)
(god)verdomme = (god) damn (it)
klootzak = asshole (actually translates to scrotum)
eikel = asshole (direct translation = acorn, nipple I think)
mierenneuker = antfucker meaning somebody who considers small details important (not really a swearword)

These should get you started swearing in dutch!

why thanks for sharing :)

[leebingate]

Everything! - Alles!

;)

hat's German. Ooh, and how do you pronounce them?

Is neuken = noi ken? and douche = doo sh eh?