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DeepSandwich
2007-08-08, 03:16 PM
For a new unicycling male, what advice can be given for taking care of the very obvious problem. :rolleyes:
I've been riding for about 6 months and havnt really figured out what to do.
Joseppi
2007-08-08, 03:21 PM
There's an animation for this problem somewhere on the internet; I know someone on the forums knows where to find it.
Keep them to their individual sides, well away from the weight on the seat. Takes some getting used to.
AnOldCripple
2007-08-08, 03:24 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/AnOldCripple/nutbreaker.jpg
Joseppi
2007-08-08, 03:26 PM
Well there you go!
AnOldCripple
2007-08-08, 03:29 PM
Well there you go!
Yeah. Hope it helps 6 months of riding without figuring that out sounds painful!:eek:
domesticated ape
2007-08-08, 03:48 PM
The answer is to wear tight underwear or even better tight lycra padded cycling shorts (don't worry you can wear something else over the top).
Anything dangling around is a recipe for disaster, as long as everything is held firmly in place (as in the very helpful diagram above) you shouldn't have any problems.
UniGoth
2007-08-08, 03:48 PM
u could get a seat that has a larger slant so that the front of the seat is higher so your weight is on your butt instead for your crotch, like mine
dudewithasock
2007-08-08, 03:52 PM
tight lycra padded cycling shorts (don't worry you can wear something else over the top).
I highly recommend these, they're basically your best option. The extra padding helps with saddle soreness as well.
BillyTheMountain
2007-09-07, 03:13 PM
Why is your name Deep Sandwich? What does that MEAN?
You'll get better responses on Rec.Sport
unisteve
2007-09-07, 03:19 PM
Grab yourself a handful of ball, then move those suckers to the front of your seat where you will not sit on them. It is invigorating.
BillyTheMountain
2007-09-07, 03:21 PM
Grab yourself a handful of ball, then move those suckers to the front of your seat where you will not sit on them. It is invigorating.
Is ti really OK to TOUCH 'em???!
unisteve
2007-09-07, 03:24 PM
Is ti really OK to TOUCH 'em???!
Perhaps you should ask your mom.
Zing!
zewski4
2007-09-14, 05:50 PM
Liked the diamonds :D
mscalisi
2007-09-14, 06:06 PM
Personally, I recommend grabbing both of them.
Grab yourself a handful of ball, then move those suckers to the front of your seat where you will not sit on them. It is invigorating.
thejdw
2007-09-14, 08:12 PM
Liked the diamonds :D
Jewls ;)
gabetheunicycleman
2007-09-15, 12:00 AM
i find my gooch hair gets pulled. very uncomfortable. i wanna shave it off but im not sure about razors that close to my balls. also the regrowth would suck. :eek:. and yes i ride with pants on. it still happens.
john_childs
2007-09-15, 04:11 AM
Liked the diamonds :D
Shine on you crazy diamonds.
dudewithasock
2007-09-15, 04:15 AM
i find my gooch hair gets pulled. very uncomfortable. i wanna shave it off but im not sure about razors that close to my balls. also the regrowth would suck. :eek:. and yes i ride with pants on. it still happens.
Shaving it would itch like crazy, hurt like hell as it grows back, and be dangerous to your scrotum's safety. Trimming it works well, I find.
john_childs
2007-09-15, 04:20 AM
i find my gooch hair gets pulled. very uncomfortable. i wanna shave it off but im not sure about razors that close to my balls. also the regrowth would suck. :eek:. and yes i ride with pants on. it still happens.
Lucky for you there are hedge trimmers designed just for such delicate shaving. The Philips Norelco Bodygroom (http://www.shaveeverywhere.com/) being the one with the best internet advertising. There are other similar contraptions as well.
Brian O.
2007-09-16, 04:53 PM
Shaving it would itch like crazy, hurt like hell as it grows back, and be dangerous to your scrotum's safety. Trimming it works well, I find.
It's actually not nearly as bad as you would think. As long as you take it slow there wont be any itchy razor burn. As far as hurting when it grows back there is only a day or two period where you can even notice that its growing back down there and it certainly doesn't hurt.
hobo_chuck
2007-09-16, 05:59 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y235/AnOldCripple/nutbreaker.jpg
no one ever mentions in these countless threads on this topic made by people who can't use the search feature...
YOU CAN MOVE EM OUTTA THE WAY MANUALLY!!!
well..they do..but not directly..
James_Potter
2007-09-16, 06:04 PM
i find my gooch hair gets pulled. very uncomfortable. i wanna shave it off but im not sure about razors that close to my balls. also the regrowth would suck. :eek:. and yes i ride with pants on. it still happens.
Cycling shorts help a little too.
john_childs
2007-09-17, 12:24 AM
Cycling shorts help a little too.
A little secret that doesn't often get mentioned cause guys just don't talk about such things. Cyclists do shave down there to remove hairs that can get uncomfortably tugged while cycling. Unicyclists have the same issue and should do the same. But shhhh... don't talk about it.
wickedbob
2007-09-17, 03:43 AM
I find a battery acid dip melts most hairs and only has minimal excruciating pain.
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