Why is Luke Colalto so good and hes only 15?

[Jack_C-B]

The answer to that question is because hes out riding all the time rather than posting on this forum!

Heck theres nothing better than a night sitting back posting on the forum... actually there is but its still good.

[ivan]

Well, I'd be riding right now if it the temperature wasn't in the high thirties. Plus the humidity and no wind.

It pains me to think how much time I'm wasting.

[Jack_C-B]

yes the wind, the temperature... oh it kills doesn't it.

[ivan]

I wish we had any wind. It's absolutely still and very humid. I still manage to ride about 20 hours a week, though.

[mawesome]

Luke is actually 37, he's been riding for about 19 years now. That's why he's so good.

The real question is how does he keep in such great shape for a 37 year old.

[ivan]

Luke has access to the Fountain of Youth!

*runs off to search Luke's room*

[Triball]

Did you also had that huge heat wave over on Cyprus? Because I heard Greece had over 40°C

[mattsmith]

Well, I'd be riding right now if it the temperature wasn't in the high thirties. Plus the humidity and no wind.

It pains me to think how much time I'm wasting.
Consider yourself lucky. I'd rather be sweating it out in the sunshine than facing the torrential rain and stiff winds. Adverse weather has had me stuck indoors for most of the week. I get out between 6am and 8am before work, but this past couple of weeks it's always been raining when I get home.

I'm a fair-weather unicyclist.

Anyways, I'm not wasting uni time posting, I'm just slacking off from work :p

[ivan]

Did you also had that huge heat wave over on Cyprus? Because I heard Greece had over 40°C
Yes, we had one person die on Monday and some hospitalised.

It's still continuing unabaited.

I'm allowed to misspel right now, my head is floating.

Good day.

[ivan]

Consider yourself lucky. I'd rather be sweating it out in the sunshine than facing the torrential rain and stiff winds. Adverse weather has had me stuck indoors for most of the week. I get out between 6am and 8am before work, but this past couple of weeks it's always been raining when I get home.

I'm a fair-weather unicyclist.

Anyways, I'm not wasting uni time posting, I'm just slacking off from work :p
We had that in the winter. With the school and everything, I managed to ride more than I ride now. And now I'm completely free.

Also, I could wear protection and didn't have to take breaks every ten minutes.

Give me hail!

[Jack_C-B]

yes well cya ivan have fun killing your brain in the immensly strong heat.

And hes not actually 37... thats just an urban myth.

[Triball]

At least the wave is leaving. Is it? It's leaving Greece. And Cyprus isn't that far.

At least Luke has luck with the weather;)

[Jack_C-B]

Naw its freezing in Melbourne... which is where he lives, i think.

thats why he wears a jumper in all his vids

[Triball]

Well it's winter there.
As long as it doesn't rain:p

[Luke Collalto]

I spend more time on this forum than I do riding. And im always wearing jumpers because I dont own any shirts. The reson im so good is because i ride an 07 kh unicycle, the best unicycle you get get! lol. Speaking of me, I got a job at blockbuster video.

[dudewithasock]

Speaking of me, I got a job at blockbuster video.

Wtf, I tried applying there and they said you had to be 18. Lame Aussies.

[Det-riot]

I got a job at blockbuster video.
HAHAH, you, in my opinion, the best street rider work at blockbuster, and Shaun J in a close 2nd is a grocery boy.:p

[thejdw]

some people just get it, other have to spend ages practicing :rolleyes:

[andrewfif]

I bet he's either an alien or a robot. Those are the only solutions I can think of.

[johnfoss]

Heck theres nothing better than a night sitting back posting on the forum... Yes there is, it's sitting back and *reading* the forums. Many of us would benefit from reading more and posting less...

[MuniAddict]

Luke is actually 37, he's been riding for about 19 years now. That's why he's so good.

The real question is how does he keep in such great shape for a 37 year old.He's my son actually, and we have good genes! You should see my Dad! HE stills gets "carded" when buying beer!:p

[Brian O.]

He's my son actually, and we have good genes! You should see my Dad! HE stills gets "carded" when buying beer!:p
Ahaha, I believe it.

[thejdw]

how old you now muniaddict, 79?

[The.Mars.Volta]

I bet he's either an alien or a robot. Those are the only solutions I can think of.

speaking i alien robots. i saw transformers last night.best movie i've seen in years.

do i get a unicyclist, discount next time im in melbourne?

it's been a weird winter in north queensland, its been dark and rainy, even though summer is aust.'s wet season.

oh yeah ily luke, jks. but you are my favourite rider.

[CKCrowe]

Did you also had that huge heat wave over on Cyprus? Because I heard Greece had over 40°C
What is 40 degrees C compared to F? we had 105 degrees farengheight yesterday.

[Matt_V]

40*C = 104*F

It has been that hot here before.

[MuniAddict]

how old you now muniaddict, 79?Haha, I guess I likely would be if I had a son around 40!. But no, I'm only 78, but ppl say I don't look a day over 77!;):rolleyes:

[tobbogonist]

Luke has access to the Fountain of Youth!

*runs off to search Luke's room*
Watch you dont drink it.

[edsbelly]

Who's Luke Colalto?

He's good hey? Isn't this supposed to be a family forum?

LUKE, we need to do skateparkfest (or skateparkfeast) these holidays. I propose friday + last weekend of the holidays. 3 day thing.
Will talk to you soonish.

Ed

[thejdw]

Haha, I guess I likely would be if I had a son around 40!. But no, I'm only 78, but ppl say I don't look a day over 77!;):rolleyes:
you look about 50 to me

[Jack_C-B]

Yeah he can only be good because hes been blessed by the gods of time...

and that hes is actually 37 years old and that he has been riding for 22 years.

I knew i'd be right!

[Jack_C-B]

Wtf, I tried applying there and they said you had to be 18. Lame Aussies.

Oh and he got the job cause hes awesome at riding the uni :p

[Mikeswarbrick]

You guys love Luke long time?

[ivan]

You guys love Luke long time?
Yes, ever since.

[skianduniaddict]

i now it was fricken 78 degrees yesterday

[dudewithasock]

i now it was fricken 78 degrees yesterday

That's not really that hot.

[thejdw]

That's not really that hot.
concedering water boils at 100 :p

[mornish]

And hes not actually 37... thats just an urban myth.
i know, hes actually 36 and a half...

[dudewithasock]

concedering water boils at 100 :p

He meant Fahrenheit, I'm pretty sure. And in Fahrenheit, that's not that hot. 78 degrees Celsius is most likely not possible in Maine.

[andycookuk]

*COUGH*

HUMAN CYBORG

*COUGH*



(I'm shocked u guys haven't realised it yet... :/)
;)

[CKCrowe]

Luke is a midgit, he has been growing for 47 years, so he looks like he is 15, because he has a growth problem. (He is still 2nd to Shaun)

[Mikeswarbrick]

(He is still 2nd to Shaun)
You love Shaun long time.

[sp4rky-m4rky]

(He is still 2nd to Shaun)

sorry luke but I have to agree

[Luke Collalto]

sorry luke but I have to agree

Sorry? To say I'm the second best street rider is a huge compliment.

[Jerrick]

I cant say who is the best, cause that would just be personal opinion really.

I will say this, I enjoy watching Lukes vids a lot more than Shauns. Shaun has a few good ones, but Lukes are more interesting I guess you can say.

[dudewithasock]

I think Luke should wear pads. And his hoodie gets on my nerves. :p

[MuniAddict]

you look about 27 to meWhy thank you!:rolleyes:

[mafiamike]

Luke sold his soul just like David Blaine and Criss Angel, that's why he's so good.

[The.Mars.Volta]

I cant say who is the best.
I can, Luke is.

[Luke Collalto]

Best thread ever! :rolleyes:

[canada]

I think Luke should wear pads. And his hoodie gets on my nerves. :p

hoodies r kool.....

[thejdw]

Why thank you!:rolleyes:
don't mention it, my post seems to have changed though
:confused: I was joking first time round by the way ;)

[Jerrick]

I can, Luke is.

From his last/latest vid out (Sony), I have no problem saying that he is the best. :D

[The.Mars.Volta]

From his last/latest vid out (Sony), I have no problem saying that he is the best. :D
yaya

[thejdw]

Best thread ever! :rolleyes:
nah, its sucks. your just jellious of luke ;)

[MuniAddict]

don't mention it, my post seems to have changed though
:confused: I;)Haha, yeah I had to edit it just slightly.....by about 23 years!;)

[thejdw]

:eek: Haha, yeah I had to edit it just slightly.....by about 23 years!;)

[ivan]

Do you reckon Luke's principles prevent him from posting his vids in high quality?

I've asked him for Don't Panic and Sony and he just ignored me. Not cool.

[timbob1907]

Wow Ive never seen this thread before... this is one high quality thread. :P
I think he uses a green screen and cables to keep him in the air. Or something like that.

[dudewithasock]

Wow Ive never seen this thread before... this is one high quality thread. :P
I think he uses a green screen and cables to keep him in the air. Or something like that.

Don't we all do that? I mean, who could actually ride one of those one-wheeled bikes?

[timbob1907]

Well yeah. But he has extra pulley guys to help him to all those fancy tricks.

[agentQ]

Yea, doesnt he have the crew from spiderman workin with him?

[BillyTheMountain]

Why is Luke so good so fast?

Some say it's a miracle.

Others say he made a deal with the devil.

[ivan]

Well, I say...

I say...

[dudewithasock]

Well, I say...

I say...

http://www.t-shirt-alert.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/03/foghorn-leghorn.jpg

[skrobo]

roflmao