thats what she said

[skianduniaddict]

share your best thats what she said situations

1. guy gets pocked it the face with a lacrosse stick
did it go right in the hole

2. throwing ice at someone on a hot day
that feels good but stop

3. guy getting hit repeatedly with a d pole
stop stop ur hurting me

[UniTyler]

That's what she said!

[wickedbob]

I love getting penetration on young bucks.... (REFERRING TO HUNTING THIS IS AN ACTUAL QUOTE)

[foforackard]

has any one else noticed that every thread title this guy(skianduniaddict) starts has no punctuation at all? It makes it hard for me to figure out what he's saying.

[harper]

Die, evil thread.

That's what EVERYONE said.

[wickedbob]

has any one else noticed that every thread title this guy(skianduniaddict) starts has no punctuation at all? It makes it hard for me to figure out what he's saying.

Yeah just about everybody knows this already. Get used to it. Good luck finding out the meaning of what he types.... that goes for me also....

[MuniAddict]

has any one else noticed that every thread title this guy(skianduniaddict) starts has no punctuation at all? It makes it hard for me to figure out what he's saying.That's what she said!:D:cool::o:p

[wickedbob]

Terry excuse me, but having said this myself:o I think you mean thats what he said. Haha. Yeah. Totally.

[dudewithasock]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4765/11615353751159678824471fq2.jpg

[MuniAddict]

Terry excuse me, but having said this myself:o I think you mean thats what he said. Haha. Yeah. Totally.Haha but maybe she was referring to one of her own nipplets!:cool: (

[wickedbob]

Haha but maybe she was referring to one of her own nipplets!:cool: (

Haha yeah that made me laugh. Nice picture Susie.

[wickedbob]

http://img157.imageshack.us/img157/4765/11615353751159678824471fq2.jpg


.........20882

[dudewithasock]

Terry,

You have officially reached 'Dirty Old Man' status. The next step after that is 'Martyrdom', so consider yourself lucky.

[wickedbob]

Terry,

You have officially reached 'Dirty Old Man' status. The next step after that is 'Martyrdom', so consider yourself lucky.

Unless he were caught on catch a predator then he would be unlucky... Terry is not that old Susie only like half a century.

[MuniAddict]

Unless he were caught on catch a predator then he would be unlucky... Terry is not that old Susie only like half a century.Just have a seat over here.:p Hey I didn't start this thread haha! And what's this "suzie" stuff? I must've missed something :confused:

[wickedbob]

Just have a seat over here.:p Hey I didn't start this thread haha!

Haha I'm gonna turn that down:p ... Nope you didn't only talked about hard nipples...

[MuniAddict]

Haha I'm gonna turn that down:p ... Nope you didn't only talked about hard nipples...I guess you didn't get that reference; a quote from Chris Hansen on Dateline: "just have a seat over here" when he walks out and surprises the predator!:D

[MuniAddict]

Haha I'm gonna turn that down:p ... Nope you didn't only talked about hard nipples...Wrong..I said "Nipplets!" :p And that pretty tame considering ALL the "that's what she said" comebacks that are out there. :) :) :) Am I right folks? CAn I get an Amen on that!?

[dudewithasock]

And that pretty tame

That's what she said

[MuniAddict]

That's what she said:D

[dudewithasock]

:D

Now THAT is what she said.

[wickedbob]

Wrong..I said "Nipplets!" :p And that pretty tame considering ALL the "that's what she said" comebacks that are out there. :) :) :) Am I right folks? CAn I get an Amen on that!?

Yes and thats what she said:cool: .

[MuniAddict]

Yes (and that's what?) she said:cool: .Haha, that's what she *asked* :cool::cool::cool:

[wickedbob]

Haha, that's what she *asked* :cool::cool::cool:

Haha good one.:D

[kerosian]

Haha good one.:D
That's what she said.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

That's what she said.
20883

[wickedbob]

20883

Thats funny.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Thats funny.
That's what she said!!

[wickedbob]

............ I know "............" thats what she said also get my pm my comy has been funny.

[TheObieOne3226]

Die, evil thread.

That's what EVERYONE said.


hahaha



http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/sgt_stryker/hitler.gif


DIE thread!

[Matt_V]

hahaha

That's what she said!!

[Triball]

That's what she said!!

Oh, no she didn't:D

[monkeyman]

hahaha


DIE thread!

Godwin would be happy.

[TheObieOne3226]

Godwin would be happy.


False. See wikipedia:

It is considered poor form to raise arbitrarily such a comparison with the motive of ending the thread. There is a widely recognized codicil that any such ulterior-motive invocation of Godwin's Law will be unsuccessful (this is sometimes referred to as "Quirk's Exception").

[UniBrier]

DIE thread!I'm quite rusty on my German, but I think Hitler would have said "der faden".

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Sorry to say this but that's what she said. ^^

[zfreak220]

http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/thatswhatshesaid.png
http://www.explosm.net/db/files/Comics/Rob/altf4heyo.png

[monkeyman]

False. See wikipedia:

I wasn't aware I was trying to end the thread. But thanks for pointing that out.

[James_Potter]

Today someone was talking about street lights or something, and I said I think they only work at night, and someone said, 'your mom only works at night!'
it was the best your mom joke ever.

[MuniAddict]

I wasn't aware I was trying to end the thread. But thanks for pointing that out.That's what she said!:cool:

[Matt_V]

That's what she said!:cool:

That's what she said!!!!!!!!!!

[MuniAddict]

That's what she said!!!!!!!!!!Yeah I i know, she told me!:p

[Jack_C-B]

has any one else noticed that every thread title this guy(skianduniaddict) starts has no punctuation at all? It makes it hard for me to figure out what he's saying.

well I'm sure you can still read things without punctuation.

[john_childs]

I just had teriyaki take-out and got a fortune cookie.


A pleasant surprise is in store for you soon in the coming week.

That's what she said!

[wickedbob]

I just had teriyaki take-out and got a fortune cookie.


A pleasant surprise is in store for you soon in the coming week.

That's what she said!

thats what she said!

[MuniAddict]

I just had teriyaki take-out and got a fortune cookie.


Haha, that's DEFINITELY what SHE said!!!:cool::cool::cool::cool:

[wickedbob]

Haha, that's DEFINITELY what SHE said!!!:cool::cool::cool::cool:

That what she said! Asking for more:cool: ....

[MuniAddict]

That what she said! Asking for more:cool: ....That's what she said!:p

[wickedbob]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know thats what she said. then your going to highlight I know ans say thats what she said. Then your going to highlight what I wrote explaining that and say thats what she said. This is an uphill battle.. your gonna highlight that .... I can't win....

[MuniAddict]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!! I know thats what she said. then your going to highlight I know ans say thats what she said. Then your going to highlight what I wrote explaining that and say thats what she said. This is an uphill battle.. your gonna highlight that .... I can't win....You got me on that one...you win!:D

[wickedbob]

You got me on that one...you win!:D

Now thats what she said!:p :D

[edsbelly]

In history class a while ago we were talking about the pyramids and my friend said:
"It took a lot of pain, money and slave labour to get it up"

I laughed.

Ed

[UniBrier]

In history class a while ago we were talking about the pyramids and my friend said:
"It took a lot of pain, money and slave labour to get it up"

I laughed.

EdThat's what she said.

[UniTyler]

This is an uphill battle

That's what she said.

[monkeyman]

Haha, that's DEFINITELY what SHE said!!!:cool::cool::cool::cool:

Hahaha best one so far.

Yes, someone go ahead and do it.



(for both of those statements)

[parky07]

Hahaha best one so far.

Yes, someone go ahead and do it.



(for both of those statements)
ok ill do it...thats what she said!!

[kerosian]

ok ill do it...
that's what she said!

[Brian MacKenzie]

Oh no! I'm having my period!

[dudewithasock]

Oh no! I'm having my period!

Anyone gonna take this? Cause I'm sure as hell not.

^^^ go ahead.

[kerosian]

walk away, just walk away
*sneaks away slowly

[Det-riot]

walk away, just walk away

THATS WHAT SHE SAID......TO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

[TheObieOne3226]

"Worst thread ever," she replied.
Or is it replyd?

[MuniAddict]

Oh no! I'm having my period!That's what the end of the sentence said!:p

[One on one]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcnn--yAF4s

[Matt_V]

has any one else noticed that every thread title this guy(skianduniaddict) starts has no punctuation at all? It makes it hard for me to figure out what he's saying.
That's what she said.

I could do this all day.

... Anyone wanna do the honors?

[dan de man]

oo look im wet

a girl in my drama class doing some improv acting

[monkeyman]

Anyone gonna take this? Cause I'm sure as hell not.

^^^ go ahead.

Random subject change (nothing to do with you, Matt), I find it funny when atheists use the phrase "sure as hell".

[MuniAddict]

That's what she said.

I could do this all day.

... Anyone wanna do the honors?That's what she said!

[dan de man]

Random subject change (nothing to do with you, Matt), I find it funny when atheists use the phrase "sure as hell".
sure as the beer volcanoes in heaven

[MuniAddict]

Random subject change (nothing to do with you, Matt), I find it funny when atheists use the phrase "sure as hell".That's what she said!:p

[edsbelly]

In history recently-ish we were talking about the pyramids and my friend said:

"It took a lot of money, pain and slave labour to get it up"

I had a chuckle at that one.

Ed

[dudewithasock]

I had a chuckle at that one.

That's what she said.

[MuniAddict]

In history recently-ish we were talking about the pyramids and my friend said:

"It took a lot of money, pain and slave labour to get it up"

I had a chuckle at that one.

EdThat's what she said!

[Jack_C-B]

I've Got The Golden Snitch!

[Jerrick]

That's what she said.

I could do this all day.

... Anyone wanna do the honors?

Thats what she said!

Howd you guy miss that one?

[Mikeswarbrick]

Stop ruining the thread guys, share good experiances with the classic joke.

I personnally love these jokes, they never get old. Just don't over use them. Edd has the idea.

Mike

P.S Do not make a 'that's what she said' out of anything I said, you'll be proving my point further.

[skianduniaddict]

they have to have actually happened

[threeinchtire]

Okay, here are a couple:

(in reference to a shot while playing pool)
Kyle: "It's really long and there's a ball right here"
Me: "That's what she said"

(scooping ice cream at the commons at school)
Random Girl: "It's too hard"
Me: "That's what she said"
Her: (looks at me and walks away without saying anything)

[MuniAddict]

Stop ruining the thread guys, That's what *I* said!:cool:

[benjaug]

Science class, we are playing with these wooden carts that have a metal tube that pops out to provide momentum when it hits a wall.

My lab partner gets hit in the shin with the tube thing by his friend...
"Ow, put that thing away before you hurt someone else"

[monkeyman]

We have those too...they're pretty fun.

Go ahead.

[MuniAddict]

Lady seeing me riding on a trail: "That looks HARD!" :cool:

I said, "It is....and so is riding this unicycle!" :cool:

[monkeyman]

There's another notch for your "creepy old man" status.

[MuniAddict]

There's another notch for your "creepy old man" status.Haha, she was a creepy old lady! Can I help it if I'm just so damn witty?:p And "old" is a state of mind that I don't relate to, and hope I never do! :)

[skianduniaddict]

ya people cant help it if there whimisicals chaps anywho
well me and my friend were any his hot tub with several hot chickes and he was just getting in and hes like ohh it burns but it feels good at the same time

[dudewithasock]

There's another notch

TWSS.

[mornish]

ooo look, im wet! really?! no.



thats what she said!

[Phil_on_uni]

I have a friend that lives and dies for the perfect "thats what she said" or "your mom" joke. He made so many that 2 years ago he gave up doing the jokes for lent. So we got to watch him wimper for 40 straight days as we set up the easiest " thats what she said" situations. It was probably one of the funnies months ever.

Phil: Aw man i got a stain on my shirt.

Kyle: THATS WHAT SHE...... CRAP!!! *cries*

[Phil_on_uni]

I have a friend that lives and dies for the perfect "thats what she said" or "your mom" joke. He made so many that 2 years ago he gave up doing the jokes for lent. So we got to watch him wimper for 40 straight days as we set up the easiest " thats what she said" situations. It was probably one of the funnies months ever.

Phil: Aw man, You got a stain on my shirt.

Kyle: THATS WHAT SHE...... CRAP!!! *cries*

[Phil_on_uni]

I have a friend that lives and dies for the perfect "thats what she said" or "your mom" joke. He made so many that 2 years ago he gave up doing the jokes for lent. So we got to watch him wimper for 40 straight days as we set up the easiest " thats what she said" situations. It was probably one of the funnies months ever.

Phil: Aw man, You got a stain on my shirt.

Kyle: THATS WHAT SHE...... CRAP!!! *cries*

[MuniAddict]

While cleaning out an old ladies piano, she noticed some dark colored little things I had removed, so she she examined them for a minute, then asked me, "Do these feel like old hard raisins to you?" :cool::rolleyes::p

[The.Mars.Volta]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcnn--yAF4s
The English version of "The Office" (the original) is way better.
Gervais is a God! All praise Gervais!

[dudewithasock]

Just heard some woman on TV say:

"Mmm, that'll go good with chocolate."

-_-

[beeper]

in the school cafeteria.. friend says " am i supposed to eat that?"