Are you straight?

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

What do you believe about being a breeder??

I think that it's un-moral, disgusting and not natural. Heteros are so worthless that they don't deserve to live on this world. They should realize that marriage is between a man and a man or a woman and a woman and ONLY between a man and a man or a woman and a woman.












Grow up people. Stop acting so cocky and stuck-up.
Love is love no matter what.
People are people no matter what.

All of you gay bashers are giving your orientation a bad name.
Are you straight or just narrow?

[Jerrick]

+1

Love ya, Jackie!! :D

[wickedbob]

Jackie I love you! +10000000000000000000000000000000000 more people should think like you.

[Ducttape]

I Love You Jackie!!!!!!! +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[Buddy]

+Infinity!!

[timbob1907]

I'm straight :D yay.
Your guys loss i guess. But I dont mind.

[timbob1907]

Oops :p
guess i got a little too excited... not really my internet just sucks :D
Later.

[JJtheunicycle]

I am when I feel like it (nice J, glad youre feelin betta)

[Borges]

They should realize that marriage is between a man and a man or a woman and a woman and ONLY between a man and a man or a woman and a woman.

Exactly!
Typically men and women are held to different standards during their upbringing, they often have different interests and values, and documented differences in the brains structure.
You simply can't expect a heterosexual couple to maintain a stable relationship.

[mattsmith]

marriage is between a man and a man or a woman and a woman and ONLY between a man and a man or a woman and a woman.
It's so true.
Women (or men for you ladies out there) will come and go but friends are for life, and they're usually of your gender.

The moral: Marry your best friend.

[Brian O.]

Are you straight or just narrow?

That is awesome. Way to tell them! :)

[mscalisi]

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[Dragonflies]

What do you believe about being a breeder??

I think that it's un-moral, disgusting and not natural. Heteros are so worthless that they don't deserve to live on this world. They should realize that marriage is between a man and a man or a woman and a woman and ONLY between a man and a man or a woman and a woman.












Grow up people. Stop acting so cocky and stuck-up.
Love is love no matter what.
People are people no matter what.

All of you gay bashers are giving your orientation a bad name.
Are you straight or just narrow?
I love you Jackie!!!!!!!!!!! +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000

[THE dave]

mad props jackie, im pretty sure im streight... but my physical thearapist keeps saying my back isnt... so i dunno

+1 love

[Brian O.]

mad props jackie, im pretty sure im streight... but my physical thearapist keeps saying...
Whew, I thought that was going somewhere else haha.

I was about to suggest reporting your physical therapist for sexual harassment.

[THE dave]

that would be sketchy!

[johnfoss]

Just because you're straight doesn't mean you have to be a breeder. Gays can breed also.

[dudewithasock]

I'm straight.

[thejdw]

Yay a non anti gay thread!

[smcmorrow]

Grow up people. Stop acting so cocky and stuck-up.
Love is love no matter what.
People are people no matter what.

All of you gay bashers are giving your orientation a bad name.
Are you straight or just narrow?

Thank you. That's all I can say.

[Jethro]

Grow up people. Stop acting so cocky and stuck-up.
Love is love no matter what.
People are people no matter what.

So by your logic a 40 year old man who loves 12 year old girls would be acceptable?

(I am mostly in agreement with your stance, but I think you could defend it better)

[monkeyman]

edit: never mind, I misread your post.

[cathwood]

It's so true.
Women (or men for you ladies out there) will come and go but friends are for life, and they're usually of your gender.

The moral: Marry your best friend.

I haven't got a best friend. :(

And I'm not straight, I'm all kind of lumpy and bumpy

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

So by your logic a 40 year old man who loves 12 year old girls would be acceptable?

(I am mostly in agreement with your stance, but I think you could defend it better)
"Love is love no matter what" is actually just a pride slogan.
I don't think that it applies to pedaphiles...

[Jethro]

"Love is love no matter what" is actually just a pride slogan.
I don't think that it applies to pedaphiles...

I know that. My point is that the battle for gay rights is a complicated issue. If we argue that it is acceptable because it is based in "love," that is the kind of arguments we can expect to encounter.

If we say it is acceptable because of genetics (i.e. "that is the way God/Allah/Mother Nature, etc made me") we are going to run into similar arguments. To take it to an extreme any criminal could claim that as a defense.

I believe the real problem is we are starting out the argument based on differences--"We're straight--they're gay, but..."

I believe the battle is much more effectively fought when we begin with what we have in common--we are human. Then make it a human rights issue, rather than a gay rights issue.

[rab2009]

Im straight
I don't have a problem with gay people
I think i treat gay people the same way i treat straight people
For instance i had a openly gay kid in my us history class that sat in front of me. I arguged with him before and after i new he was gay but never because of him being gay just b/c of him wanting to have the u.s.a. be communist and b/c of his hating of republicans.

[parky07]

im strait
but in my opinion..if someone really wants to marry a person of the same gender
who cares..if he love them enough to marry them..let them marry

[monkeyman]

who cares..if he love them enough to marry them..let them marry

Remember kids, ONLY GUYS can be gay.

[JJtheunicycle]

You're freaking hilarous Alex. :D

[dudewithasock]

You're freaking hilarous Alex. :D

Don't encourage him.

[dan de man]

but that was funny

[GILD]

Hey!
This isn't fair.
The pride movement have gotall those catchy slogans.
"We're Queer and We're Here!"
That kinda stuff.
We don't have any of those.
"I'm Straight and I'm Going to be Home Late" just doesn't really get the fires burning, does it?

[john_childs]

Hey!
We don't have any of those.
Oh, but we do. You're forgetting about the ever popular "We're straight and we hate" slogan. Ever popular at marches and rallies.

[GILD]

Ah, I'd forgotten about that one.

"WE BREED MORE THAN WE NEED".

Oh, I'm on a roll now.

[monkeyman]

Don't encourage him.

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Sports/Cheerleaders/Cheer_boy.gif

[dudewithasock]

http://www.gifs.net/Animation11/Sports/Cheerleaders/Cheer_boy.gif
.
20581

[monkeyman]

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20581

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/9413/mattratjc7.jpg

The resemblance is uncanny.

[dudewithasock]

YOU FELL FOR MY TRAP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

...I didn't plan this out far enough.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Better think fast, Matt!

[ivan]

Too late, now he's trapped in a cabinet.

[BillyTheMountain]

Oh, but we do. You're forgetting about the ever popular "We're straight and we hate" slogan. Ever popular at marches and rallies.

Seems that's what President Bush and his party have been chanting.

They seem to think that a Democratic Senator can be gay, but not a Republican.

Is that an Equal Employment Opportunity issue?

[James_Potter]

"Love is love no matter what" is actually just a pride slogan.
I don't think that it applies to pedaphiles...
NAMBLA (http://www.nambla.org/index.htm)!

[BillyTheMountain]

NAMBLA (http://www.nambla.org/index.htm)!

Not funny.

Take it somewhere else. This is a GAY thread.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Nono. It's a STRAIGHT thread.

[john_childs]

Nono. It's a STRAIGHT thread.
That all depends on the display mode. If you view the thread in linear mode it is rather straight. However, if you view it in threaded mode it has a distinct leaning.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Okay okay, it's a thread about straight people from a bent point of view.

[Unicycle-Emele]

im no-sexual

[Unicycle-Emele]

oops double post

[BillyTheMountain]

has anyone read the APA 2008 Task Force Report on Transgendered Issues?

[littleman]

[QUOTE=Goats_On_Unicycles]What do you believe about being a breeder??

I think that it's un-moral, disgusting and not natural. Heteros are so worthless that they don't deserve to live on this world. They should realize that marriage is between a man and a man or a woman and a woman and ONLY between a man and a man or a woman and a woman.

Well if heteros weren't living on earth, then no one would be here. Because let me tell you I don't know how your going to get a baby out of your pee hole.

Hey look Goats on a Unicycle sword fightings on the olympics right now.

[Rowan]

Heteros are so worthless that they don't deserve to live on this world. They should realize that marriage is between a man and a man or a woman and a woman and ONLY between a man and a man or a woman and a woman.
What about marriage between a man and a Unicycle? I'm straight and narrow minded. I'd rather you would keep it in the closet than taking it out and waving it about in the public forum.

[littleman]

What about marriage between a man and a Unicycle? I'm straight and narrow minded. I'd rather you would keep it in the closet than taking it out and waving it about in the public forum.


Thank you, finally someone who understands.

How do you support anti-gay pride?

Go to jail for a hate crime lately?

Tell your story here.

[ntappin]

Does anyone read Vice magazine, they are great, they find so many ways to piss everyone off!

BTW I'm straight AFAIK but actually popping babies out is pretty lame when adoption is a great option out there, and so many kids have crappy lives cause nobody adopts them.

[GILD]

I'd rather you would keep it in the closet than taking it out and waving it about in the public forum.
What's good for the goose...

And I'm not about to be impressed with your suggestion that I keep my sexuality anywhere.
Just exactly how you want to go about 'banning' heterosexuals from 'taking it out the closet' I don't rightly understand.

Do enlighten me, once you've put the pitchfork down.

[humblbee]

I support gay marrage but I'm not going to marry you. ha ha;) allready taken; my wife is female; I think that makes me straight but whatever; people are people; what if we switch roles is that gay or not since we both switched.? oh my god I'm confused,I need my therapist.

[zod]

I don't think the govt has any right being involved in marriage....it's not a role of govt.

[Seager]

Oh God, do we need another one of these threads?

[lpounds]

"The state has no place in the bedrooms of the nation."- Pierre Trudeau

[Unicycle-Emele]

I wonder if there are no-sexual people. By that I mean people who dont like men or women.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Well if heteros weren't living on earth, then no one would be here. Because let me tell you I don't know how your going to get a baby out of your pee hole.

Ramos, you obviously can't see a joke. I made this thread in response to a very immature thread titled "Are you gay?".
The point was to show how stupid straight people sound when they're on their soapboxs dissing fags and talking about how they're cool as shit.
Lots of my friends are straight-lacers and I love them a lot. It was a joke, dude. Jesus Christ...Superstar...

What about marriage between a man and a Unicycle? I'm straight and narrow minded. I'd rather you would keep it in the closet than taking it out and waving it about in the public forum.
Fortunately, I don't have to do what you'd rather have me do.
I have just as much right to tell you to keep your orientation to yourself as you do to me. that view is very f*cked up. Shame on you for being such so cocky.
I'm not waving my faggyness around. The only times you'll be aware of the fact I'm queer is when I talk about hawt boyz or when you start dissing fags (which is why I made this thread).
But seriously, if you have the right to walk around with your wife in public, I have the right to hang out with my fag in public.
You might think we're gross, but think how you look to us too. We're both gross as hell so don't pick me out for being especially gross.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

I wonder if there are no-sexual people. By that I mean people who dont like men or women.
You mean Aesexual (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aesexual)?
There's lots of people like that.

[thejdw]

Jackie, are you by any chance gay?

[Ducttape]

Jackie, are you by any chance gay?
nope he's an in the closet straight guy.

[surfcolorado]

I wonder if there are no-sexual people. By that I mean people who dont like men or women.
You could be into beastiality.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Jackie, are you by any chance gay?
Haha, yes.
nope he's an in the closet straight guy.
closets are for clothes!

[Rowan]

What's good for the goose...

And I'm not about to be impressed with your suggestion that I keep my sexuality anywhere.
Just exactly how you want to go about 'banning' heterosexuals from 'taking it out the closet' I don't rightly understand.

Do enlighten me, once you've put the pitchfork down.I'm a solo rider and I don't have a partner. I don't wave my sexuality at anyone, especially not on the forum. There is no pitchfork. I didn't especially enjoy the threads about lvl 11 either- please don't tell me about gay lvl 11.
Fortunately, I don't have to do what you'd rather have me do.
I have just as much right to tell you to keep your orientation to yourself as you do to me. that view is very f*cked up. Shame on you for being such so cocky.
I'm not waving my faggyness around. The only times you'll be aware of the fact I'm queer is when I talk about hawt boyz or when you start dissing fags (which is why I made this thread).
But seriously, if you have the right to walk around with your wife in public, I have the right to hang out with my fag in public.
You might think we're gross, but think how you look to us too. We're both gross as hell so don't pick me out for being especially gross.Yeah I agree you are gross. What is gross about me hanging around in public with my unicycle? There is nothing sexual about it- I was only joking about marrying it. I don't hate you for what you do in private....keep it in private cos I don't need to know!!! Neither do the poor innocent impressionable children riders who look up to us older people.

[monkeyman]

I'm a solo rider and I don't have a partner. I don't wave my sexuality at anyone, especially not on the forum. There is no pitchfork. I didn't especially enjoy the threads about lvl 11 either- please don't tell me about gay lvl 11.
Yeah I agree you are gross. What is gross about me hanging around in public with my unicycle? There is nothing sexual about it- I was only joking about marrying it. I don't hate you for what you do in private....keep it in private cos I don't need to know!!! Neither do the poor innocent impressionable children riders who look up to us older people.
Yes, I do suppose it would be rather unfortunate if a poor, impressionable child witnessed two people in love on the streets. They should be watching the Bachelor instead to truly understand the wonders of human relationships.

[critter]

It's hard for Homos to go straight.:mad:
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.
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They prefer to go gayly forward.:cool:

[Jerrick]

I wonder if there are no-sexual people. By that I mean people who dont like men or women.


Thats me. I only like trees.

[MuniAddict]

Thats me. I only like trees.Hmm, wood that be the "pussy willow"? :p Zing! :)

[dudewithasock]

nope he's an in the closet straight guy.

+1

[GILD]

Neither do the poor innocent impressionable children riders who look up to us older people.
Once again you seem to suggest that there might be 'something wrong' with specific sexual orientations?

[JJtheunicycle]

OH N03S!!! I would rather listen to gay men participating in oral sex than all of the christians tell me how bad it is. /endthread Although I would rather not hear either

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Yeah I agree you are gross.
Don't forget, you are too. I want to puke whenever I see those breeders making out in movies. Or when they're making out in public.
What is gross about me hanging around in public with my unicycle? There is nothing sexual about it- I was only joking about marrying it.
I know that...
I don't hate you for what you do in private....keep it in private cos I don't need to know!!! Neither do the poor innocent impressionable children riders who look up to us older people.
Rowan, let me let you in on a little secret, in your life you will come across people who are different from you. Don't be a dick. There's gonna be black people, Asian people, Jewish people, Muslim people, queer people, etc. You're not better then everyone else. Don't be a dick.
Another thing, kids and people who I hang out with don't go queer just cuz I am. One can not choose their sexuality. Learn your shit before you start ejaculating it over the internet.
Jesus Christ.
Also, even though you're older then me, don't be sooo cocky to assume I look up to you.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Also, this is goddamn America, dude. Goddamn, everybody's free.
You're free to be ignorant and I'm free to live a happy life.
You're so egotistical, self-centered and stupid it probably never occured to you that I'M A PERSON TOO. I have the right to live a normal life just like everyone else. Nobody's forcing you to stare at me and my lover. Nobody's forcing you to go out with me. Why can't you stop forcing me around?
Can't I love who I want to?

Stop making yourself look like an asshole. Think about how you look.
Someone's sounding like the guy who wanted to have a race of blue-eyed blondes.

[Seager]

I don't think Rowan is saying what you all think he is saying. He has a point about waving sexuality at people on the forums.

A problem that so many of my friends in the gay community have succumbed to is making their life ENTIRELY about being gay. They are "gay" first and everything else second. Straight people don't do that - surely because it's not unique to be straight in this world - but here's a secret - being gay isn't unique either.

Jackie, we all get it. You're gay and you're proud. Lets move on? You are so much more than just a gay person. Let people see who you are past this label that you keep pasting over yourself.

You're right, sexuality shouldn't be hidden. But Rowan is also right, sexuality, like religion, isn't something that EVERYONE needs to know about the second they meet you.

As for his opinions on PDA (public displays of affection), it seemed to me that he was against both straight and gay PDA. I think you might have misunderstood him. (Or maybe I did, who knows?)

We should let this thread die. All it does is divide us.

[zod]

Jackie, we all get it. You're gay and you're proud. Lets move on?

Jesus-H please....give him a freakin' sedative. :D

[Into the blue]

Give him a sedagive!

Couldn't resist, sorry.

[mscalisi]

.
A problem that so many of my friends in the unicycling community have succumbed to is making their life ENTIRELY about being a unicyclist. They are "a unicyclist" first and everything else second. Bicyclists don't do that - surely because it's not unique to be a bicyclist in this world - but here's a secret - being a unicyclist isn't unique either.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

I don't think Rowan is saying what you all think he is saying. He has a point about waving sexuality at people on the forums.

A problem that so many of my friends in the gay community have succumbed to is making their life ENTIRELY about being gay. They are "gay" first and everything else second. Straight people don't do that - surely because it's not unique to be straight in this world - but here's a secret - being gay isn't unique either.

Jackie, we all get it. You're gay and you're proud. Lets move on? You are so much more than just a gay person. Let people see who you are past this label that you keep pasting over yourself.

You're right, sexuality shouldn't be hidden. But Rowan is also right, sexuality, like religion, isn't something that EVERYONE needs to know about the second they meet you.

As for his opinions on PDA (public displays of affection), it seemed to me that he was against both straight and gay PDA. I think you might have misunderstood him. (Or maybe I did, who knows?)

We should let this thread die. All it does is divide us.

The only times you'll be aware of the fact I'm queer is when I talk about hawt boyz or when you start dissing fags (which is why I made this thread).

I made this thread in reply to CKcrowe's lame-ass "Are you gay?" thread pointing out how stupid it was.
I don't try to draw attention to my sexuality. I've had friends that have gone for years without knowing I was gay, and only then when they saw my pink triangle button on my coat. I don't tell anyone unless they start dissing queers. I don't even think about it. In fact the only people who wave my sexuality in people's faces are het boys who seem to like to make jokes about it every chance they get.
In my mind, someone's sexuality is no-one's business which is part of why I get pissed when people start dissing other people's orientation. I talk about boys just like straight girls but I don't talk about being gay.
Seriously, we've talked with each other three or four times online. We don't know each other at all so please don't start judging how I act based on a few things I've said when I was pissed.
My life isn't about my sexuality. The only time I give it any thought, I generally wish I could go straight so I wouldn't have to deal with the bull-shit like Rowan telling me I should stay in the closet.
There's a difference between being open and flaunting your sexuality.
I won't deny I'm gay but I don't actually go up to people and announce the fact I'm gay.

I don't know why this thread keeps getting resurected. I wish people would stop bumping it. I made it a year ago to point out the lame-ness of another thread. It has no meaning by itself.

[kevinalexandersmith]

I'm straight.

Maybe I'll organize a straight pride parade. Imagine thousands of breeders and breeder supporters all walking together.

Maybe we'll chant; "We're here! We're Straight! It's Great!"

Then people will have to accept us for who we are.

Naww..parades don't really solve problems

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

You look like Drew Carey!!!!!!

[MuniAddict]

You look like Drew Carey!!!!!!YOu look like Jerrick!:p

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

the resemblance is uncanny
28252

[MuniAddict]

the resemblance is uncanny
28252Do a dna test to see if you're actually brothers, separated at birth! (Couldn't be twins though because of your age difference...unless your birth certs are wrong!):p

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Nah, even though we look excatly the same, I'm way sexier then Jer.

[Jerrick]

Yep.

[Rowan]

Rowan, let me let you in on a little secret, in your life you will come across people who are different from you. Don't be a dick. There's gonna be black people, Asian people, Jewish people, Muslim people, queer people, etc. You're not better then everyone else. Don't be a dick.
Another thing, kids and people who I hang out with don't go queer just cuz I am. One can not choose their sexuality. Learn your shit before you start ejaculating it over the internet.
Jesus Christ.
Also, even though you're older then me, don't be sooo cocky to assume I look up to you.That is no secret. You may be surprised to know that other people also know that people are equal regardless of race, sex, sexuality, financial position, skills etc. We are all human whether we think we are better or not. I think you are assuming you are inferior because I never said you are. Please refrain from typing when you are drunk/pissed because you are reading stuff that hasn't been written. I think if you can get over the public misperception that different people are not as good as "normal" people then you will not feel so attacked. Even as unicyclists we can be percieved as not normal and discriminated against. I sometimes get called "circus freak" or "clown" and it's totally up to me if I want to take it as a compliment or be offended.

I did not assume you look up to me. What I said was intending to convey that younger riders would look up to you since you are nearly an adult, and youngness goes way lower than age 16. When a rider is 8 or 9 years old and sees an older rider they are likely to be so inspired that they will listen intently to anything you say. I know this from teaching hundreds of young people to ride. They remember some of my stories word for word sometimes and it amazes me...

I don't think Rowan is saying what you all think he is saying. He has a point about waving sexuality at people on the forums.

A problem that so many of my friends in the gay community have succumbed to is making their life ENTIRELY about being gay. They are "gay" first and everything else second. Straight people don't do that - surely because it's not unique to be straight in this world - but here's a secret - being gay isn't unique either.

Jackie, we all get it. You're gay and you're proud. Lets move on? You are so much more than just a gay person. Let people see who you are past this label that you keep pasting over yourself.

You're right, sexuality shouldn't be hidden. But Rowan is also right, sexuality, like religion, isn't something that EVERYONE needs to know about the second they meet you.

As for his opinions on PDA (public displays of affection), it seemed to me that he was against both straight and gay PDA. I think you might have misunderstood him. (Or maybe I did, who knows?)Thank you, I think you understood what I was trying to say.

[Seager]

I made this thread in reply to CKcrowe's lame-ass "Are you gay?" thread pointing out how stupid it was.

Correct. And it was also made over a year go too, I'm not faulting you for this thread's existence or it's subsequent bump.


I don't try to draw attention to my sexuality. I've had friends that have gone for years without knowing I was gay... <snip>


You know it's in your sig, right?


In my mind, someone's sexuality is no-one's business which is part of why I get pissed when people start dissing other people's orientation.

You understand they are trying to piss you off when they say those things? Don't give them the satisfaction.


I talk about boys just like straight girls but I don't talk about being gay.
Seriously, we've talked with each other three or four times online. We don't know each other at all so please don't start judging how I act based on a few things I've said when I was pissed.

Don't get me wrong, I think you are a great member and contributor to these forums. I've noticed, however, that you REALLY seem to get upset in these threads and this over-reaction over shadows who you really are - to the point that you even put words in people's mouths. The fact that your identity is SO hinged on being gay is evidenced by your reactions. A "gay person" takes anti-gay sentiment personally, a "person who happens to be gay" doesn't let it effect them.


My life isn't about my sexuality. <snip> I won't deny I'm gay but I don't actually go up to people and announce the fact I'm gay.

I was just stating the impression that I got from some of your posts, and knowing so many people who can't get past the fact they are gay - I attributed those traits to you and lumped you in with them. You're right, I don't know you well enough to make that assumption and I'm glad you've corrected me.

I once knew a guy who was SO gay that he stopped saying "Bye-Bye" to people since he wasn't "Bi" and instead started saying "Gay-Gay." The ironic thing was that a few years later he decided he liked boobs and was suddenly Bi after-all. It's a scary path to go down. :)

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

That is no secret. You may be surprised to know that other people also know that people are equal regardless of race, sex, sexuality, financial position, skills etc. We are all human whether we think we are better or not. I think you are assuming you are inferior because I never said you are. Please refrain from typing when you are drunk/pissed because you are reading stuff that hasn't been written. I think if you can get over the public misperception that different people are not as good as "normal" people then you will not feel so attacked. Even as unicyclists we can be percieved as not normal and discriminated against. I sometimes get called "circus freak" or "clown" and it's totally up to me if I want to take it as a compliment or be offended.

Kay, first of, by "pissed" I wasn't meaning I was drunk, I meant I was pissed off, which means annoyed.
And you're confusing me. First off, you say I should be closed about my orientation and not let kids know I'm gay. Now you say, it's cool.
I'm confused.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

You know it's in your sig, right?
Yeah, I also have a bag with a patch that says the same thing. I wear a pink triangle on my coat. I don't see how it's any different from the button I wear saying "How did our oil get under their sand?" or the one saying "See no color". They're all important issues to me. I'm not waving it in anybody's face. I'd be as pro-gay rights as I am right now even if I was straight.

You understand they are trying to piss you off when they say those things? Don't give them the satisfaction.
I understand that people try to piss me off. It happens almost everyday where I live. I've been nick-named "The Fairy" in my community and I don't let it bother me. However when someone tells me that I should stay in the closet, I can't let it roll off my back.



Don't get me wrong, I think you are a great member and contributor to these forums. I've noticed, however, that you REALLY seem to get upset in these threads and this over-reaction over shadows who you really are - to the point that you even put words in people's mouths. The fact that your identity is SO hinged on being gay is evidenced by your reactions. A "gay person" takes anti-gay sentiment personally, a "person who happens to be gay" doesn't let it effect them.
I don't understand. I'm gay so when someone starts dissing on gays, I become hurt. Just as a woman would be hurt if someone started calling her a bitch or whore.



I was just stating the impression that I got from some of your posts, and knowing so many people who can't get past the fact they are gay - I attributed those traits to you and lumped you in with them. You're right, I don't know you well enough to make that assumption and I'm glad you've corrected me.
In the right circumstances I can be a such a little bitch... but usually, being gay dosen't play into my life at all, by any fault of mine. I try not to let it rule my life and become cocky just because I'm a fag. I was warned not to be like that by lots of older queers.

I once knew a guy who was SO gay that he stopped saying "Bye-Bye" to people since he wasn't "Bi" and instead started saying "Gay-Gay." The ironic thing was that a few years later he decided he liked boobs and was suddenly Bi after-all. It's a scary path to go down. :)
That's actually kinda cute... :p

[Kyle_Destroyer]

And let us not forget, heterosexuality is a CHOICE people.
Immoral fuckin' straights.

The Bible CLEARLY states, that shellfish, fish and milk, meat on fridays, certain types of moustaches and heterosexuality are all ABOMINATIONS!

It might be funnier if that last part was a joke.....

[Seager]

I think we understand each other now, but I'd like to clarify just this one point:


I don't understand. I'm gay so when someone starts dissing on gays, I become hurt. Just as a woman would be hurt if someone started calling her a bitch or whore.


The difference is between personal and impersonal attacks and insults. This is not a phenomenon unique to you or your reaction - in fact is entirely too common in this world. When someone insults a group that people identify as many people take that as a direct, in your face insult against them. However that's just not the case. They didn't come up and say YOU are *insert insult here*. They did something entirely different.

When people define themselves as groups they can't look past these indirect insults. It's human nature to do this, which is why it's so common. People always ask "what do you do" when they meet you - it's so they can understand you better through labeling.

For instance, take me - when someone asks me to describe myself do I say "I'm a teacher, a biker, and a unicycler," or do I say "I enjoy biking and unicycling, and make a living teaching." There is a huge difference between those two responses - and despite my best efforts I usually answer the former. But I'm NOT those things, those are just what I do.

I am Me - who happens to be straight, white, American, a teacher, a unicycler, a juggler etc. But those things don't define me. When someone insults one of those groups they aren't insulting ME personally - they are just insulting a group that I happen to belong to. It's a subtle difference but a big one when it comes to self worth and how much you'll let people bother you.

It's a weird concept and I know many people won't agree with this distinction I'm making. Some people internalize things and some don't - it's just how different people are wired. For instance - I can't debate religion with my wife without her taking the debate personally. If you argue against her beliefs it's like arguing against who she is. I'm not like that at all, but many people are.

So that's the question. Are you a gay person, or a person who happens to be gay? I see a huge difference, but maybe you disagree. That's fine if you do. Food for thought at least, eh?

(A footnote, when people ask me "what I do" I've made it a point to say "Semi-Professional Juggler" first and "teacher" second - even though teaching is definitely my main job. Maybe fight club said it best: You’re not your job. You’re not how much money you have in the bank. You’re not the car you drive. You’re not the contents of your wallet. You’re not your f*** khakis.)

[Kyle_Destroyer]

I think we understand each other now, but I'd like to clarify just this one point:



The difference is between personal and impersonal attacks and insults. This is not a phenomenon unique to you or your reaction - in fact is entirely too common in this world. When someone insults a group that people identify as many people take that as a direct, in your face insult against them. However that's just not the case. They didn't come up and say YOU are *insert insult here*. They did something entirely different.

When people define themselves as groups they can't look past these indirect insults. It's human nature to do this, which is why it's so common. People always ask "what do you do" when they meet you - it's so they can understand you better through labeling.

For instance, take me - when someone asks me to describe myself do I say "I'm a teacher, a biker, and a unicycler," or do I say "I enjoy biking and unicycling, and make a living teaching." There is a huge difference between those two responses - and despite my best efforts I usually answer the former. But I'm NOT those things, those are just what I do.

I am Me - who happens to be straight, white, American, a teacher, a unicycler, a juggler etc. But those things don't define me. When someone insults one of those groups they aren't insulting ME personally - they are just insulting a group that I happen to belong to. It's a subtle difference but a big one when it comes to self worth and how much you'll let people bother you.

It's a weird concept and I know many people won't agree with this distinction I'm making. Some people internalize things and some don't - it's just how different people are wired. For instance - I can't debate religion with my wife without her taking the debate personally. If you argue against her beliefs it's like arguing against who she is. I'm not like that at all, but many people are.

So that's the question. Are you a gay person, or a person who happens to be gay? I see a huge difference, but maybe you disagree. That's fine if you do. Food for thought at least, eh?

(A footnote, when people ask me "what I do" I've made it a point to say "Semi-Professional Juggler" first and "teacher" second - even though teaching is definitely my main job. Maybe fight club said it best: )


So it's okay as long as you address the group as a whole, instead of just the person?

If so, I'm gonna start saying nigger and spic like it's 1834 again!
Or is that different? Maybe if they're a black person, but it's totalyl kosher for me to say nigger to a person who HAPPENS to be black.

[Seager]

Strawman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man), meet Kyle. Kyle, meet Strawman. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man) Maybe you two could discuss reading comprehension together?

[zod]

The Bible CLEARLY states, that shellfish, fish and milk, meat on fridays, certain types of moustaches and heterosexuality are all ABOMINATIONS!


You might need to get a grasp on why the New Testiment exist if you're gonna make this argument.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

The difference is between personal and impersonal attacks and insults. This is not a phenomenon unique to you or your reaction - in fact is entirely too common in this world. When someone insults a group that people identify as many people take that as a direct, in your face insult against them. However that's just not the case. They didn't come up and say YOU are *insert insult here*. They did something entirely different.

When people define themselves as groups they can't look past these indirect insults. It's human nature to do this, which is why it's so common. People always ask "what do you do" when they meet you - it's so they can understand you better through labeling.

For instance, take me - when someone asks me to describe myself do I say "I'm a teacher, a biker, and a unicycler," or do I say "I enjoy biking and unicycling, and make a living teaching." There is a huge difference between those two responses - and despite my best efforts I usually answer the former. But I'm NOT those things, those are just what I do.

I am Me - who happens to be straight, white, American, a teacher, a unicycler, a juggler etc. But those things don't define me. When someone insults one of those groups they aren't insulting ME personally - they are just insulting a group that I happen to belong to. It's a subtle difference but a big one when it comes to self worth and how much you'll let people bother you.

It's a weird concept and I know many people won't agree with this distinction I'm making. Some people internalize things and some don't - it's just how different people are wired. For instance - I can't debate religion with my wife without her taking the debate personally. If you argue against her beliefs it's like arguing against who she is. I'm not like that at all, but many people are.

So that's the question. Are you a gay person, or a person who happens to be gay? I see a huge difference, but maybe you disagree. That's fine if you do. Food for thought at least, eh?

(A footnote, when people ask me "what I do" I've made it a point to say "Semi-Professional Juggler" first and "teacher" second - even though teaching is definitely my main job. Maybe fight club said it best: )
I see what you're saying. I think it's quite relevent and everything, but I think it ultimately boils down to the fact that I'm easily hurt. When I overhear someone dissing fags, I generally leave the area, when people call stuff "gay" or call people "fags" I let it go by (anymore at least. I didn't always realize it wasn't homophobic. I still don't like it though because at it's roots, those expressions are incredibly disrespectful, ignorant and hateful.)
When I flip out, people are generally talking to me, or talking on the internet.
On the internet, it's often not clear who's talking to whom.
However it was clear that Ramos and Rowan were talking to me earlier.

[BillyTheMountain]

Seager,

If no one learns anything from you, are you still a teacher?

Are you a teacher because you have a teacher certificate?

Billy

[Seager]

What if I were to tell you that I'm a teacher without a teaching certificate?

[vanpaun]

Yes, straight. But I have not a problem with the "curved" crowd. Jackie, I never meant to offend you with the dumbledore's brother thing. Did you stick around and read the explanation?

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

yeah, it's cool. I was more confused then offeneded...

[MuniAddict]

ABOMINATIONS!

Haha, Indeed! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beUF_86QOCA&feature=related)

[critter]

As I watched the Women's soccer team get their gold medals, I was just curious which Olympic Athletes was....... Well, You know.

If only 20% of the population is..... you know, that makes it's easier to remember which ones that are, than are not.

It's a natural thing when I'm getting to know people.

[Ducttape]

As I watched the Women's soccer team get their gold medals, I was just curious which Olympic Athletes was....... Well, You know.

If only 20% of the population is..... you know, that makes it's easier to remember which ones that are, than are not.

It's a natural thing when I'm getting to know people.
actually you know... I don't know...

[Michaelgoround]

I'm not sure that you will agree with me on the fact that gayness is a personal choice, but I believe that we all have the ability to do or be anything wether it be murder, rape, or the simple fact of being gay.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Are you gay? Have you studied it? Or is it just a guess?
Scientists have shown that homosexuality is biological. I think it has to do with the chemical mix in your brain. Both straights and gays are a little bit bi, but not enough to notice. You just get your chemicals mixed up a certain way and you lean towards on side, the other, or both.

I think it might be possible for someone to go bi. It would probably be pretty easy. Pointless but easy.
I don't know how you'd go completely gay.

[GILD]

What if I were to tell you that I'm a teacher without a teaching certificate?
Are you in a forest right now?

Alone?

[Seager]

If a reference falls in the forest and no one is around who gets it, is it still a reference?

[GILD]

I'm going to applaud that.

With one hand.

[Kyle_Destroyer]

Strawman (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man), meet Kyle. Kyle, meet Strawman. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Straw_man) Maybe you two could discuss reading comprehension together?

Seager, meet my good friend Fallacy of appealing tradition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_tradition) But be cautious now, it's covering with logic and other gay things like that.


A black person is born black, no?
A gay person is born gay, no?
An ignorant person is born ignorant, no?

[Rowan]

Seager, meet my good friend Fallacy of appealing tradition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_tradition) But be cautious now, it's covering with logic and other gay things like that.


A black person is born black, no?
A gay person is born gay, no?
An ignorant person is born ignorant, no?A black person is born black- yes. A gay person is born gay- no! An ignorant person is born ignorant- yes- unless you believe in reincarnation- everyone is ignorant. You are not born with a sexuality- you develop it as you grow older. Babies are not heterosexual or gay- hence child abuse is not acceptable.

I don't believe any "scientific" evidence which connects gayness with DNA. Believe what you like though...it's your life.

[Seager]

Seager, meet my good friend Fallacy of appealing tradition (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appeal_to_tradition) But be cautious now, it's covering with logic and other gay things like that.

I see your Wiki link, and raise you mine. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reading_comprehension) Apparently you didn't read my first one, since you are still arguing against a strawman. Allow me to try and explain.

Read what I said a few more times. You'll come to understand that it's a passage about not labeling yourself and being an individual instead basing your self worth on a group you belong to. It's about not internalizing whatever group you happen to be a part of to the point that an insult against that group becomes a personal, damaging, and emotion causing insult against YOU.

What is is NOT is any sort of statement saying it's OK to insult a group instead of a person, or anything even relating to excusing those kinds of actions. It's about living your life in a way that takes the power away from the insulters and haters and putting it back into the hands of the intended "victims."

I don't disagree with any of your "refutation," - since in fact you weren't refuting or responding to anything I've actually said or insinuated. Those "straw men" which you knocked down so handily were entirely manufactured in your mind and in no way implied by anything I said.

[Seager]

I don't believe any "scientific" evidence which connects gayness with DNA. Believe what you like though...it's your life.

And that's a good spot to leave this. I can cite credited scientific evidence showing that homosexuality is not a choice and is genetic. I can also cite layman's evidence, like that there are homosexual animals and, perhaps the most convincing, the question "Could you choose to be gay then?" It's also obviously not nurture, because homosexual kids come from redneck parents all the time. But really, why argue about it more? It's different for different people. Some can choose, some can't.

I put forth the theory in the other thread about this exact same subject that people who believe homosexuality is a choice most likely believe so because, for them, it is a choice. Sexuality being on a sliding scale from say 0 being straight and 10 being gay, with 4-7 being bi - maybe they are a 4. Mostly straight but could see being gay. Other people are a 0-2 or an 8-10 - and for them it's not a choice. Some people are a 5 - and for them it's definitely a choice (but they can probably never stop being attracted to both).

Call this theory hogwash if you want (it was well debated in the other thread so I don't really feel like explaining it super well here) but it does explain the apparent discrepancies between some people saying they can't choose (like me, I'm straight whether I like it or not), and other people who feel like they could change their mind if they wanted to. Honestly, I don't see how anyone could say it's a choice if they, themselves, couldn't choose to "change sides."

[BillyTheMountain]

What if I were to tell you that I'm a teacher without a teaching certificate?

that may be OK when you're alone in the forest, but i think it's illegal in Oregon.

how can we trust your skills without a certificate?

i'm a teacher waiting for someone to teach.

how long can i call myself a teacher if i never teach anyone? i guess for a lifetime, especially if i have a certificate.

is a retired teacher still a teacher?

[BillyTheMountain]

And that's a good spot to leave this. I can cite credited scientific evidence showing that homosexuality is not a choice and is genetic. I can also cite layman's evidence, like that there are homosexual animals and, perhaps the most convincing, the question "Could you choose to be gay then?" It's also obviously not nurture, because homosexual kids come from redneck parents all the time. But really, why argue about it more? It's different for different people. Some can choose, some can't.

I put forth the theory in the other thread about this exact same subject that people who believe homosexuality is a choice most likely believe so because, for them, it is a choice. Sexuality being on a sliding scale from say 0 being straight and 10 being gay, with 4-7 being bi - maybe they are a 4. Mostly straight but could see being gay. Other people are a 0-2 or an 8-10 - and for them it's not a choice. Some people are a 5 - and for them it's definitely a choice (but they can probably never stop being attracted to both).

Call this theory hogwash if you want (it was well debated in the other thread so I don't really feel like explaining it super well here) but it does explain the apparent discrepancies between some people saying they can't choose (like me, I'm straight whether I like it or not), and other people who feel like they could change their mind if they wanted to. Honestly, I don't see how anyone could say it's a choice if they, themselves, couldn't choose to "change sides."

for animals, being gay is definitely a choice!

choice means: A decision that is based on an evaluation of alternatives. Or:
Action based on one's volition, will, desire.

when you choose between flavors of ice cream, is that really a choice? biologically, some people prefer vanilla to chocolate, so it's not a choice.

biologically, some prefer beer to whisky, so it's not a choice.

many people who thought they couldn't change sides, when faced with life in prison, somehow find new choices opening up for them.

[zod]

I can cite credited scientific evidence showing that homosexuality is not a choice and is genetic.
Scientific evidence carries little weight unless it's unrefutable fact. What you're talking about it theory and the theory that it is biological carries no more weight than the theory that it is choice. It's kind of like global warming....there are a lot of people that accept fuzzy science for the god's honest truth. In truth (even) science is more often than not agenda driven bunk (unfortunately).

Call this theory hogwash if you want
Hogwash :cool:

[Seager]

that may be OK when you're alone in the forest, but i think it's illegal in Oregon.


Not if you are in special ed. I plan to be certified one day, of course. Doing the same work for half the pay is lame.


how can we trust your skills without a certificate?

Results. :cool:


i'm a teacher waiting for someone to teach.

how long can i call myself a teacher if i never teach anyone? i guess for a lifetime, especially if i have a certificate.

is a retired teacher still a teacher?

All of the above depends on your definition of the word, of course.

[Seager]

What you're talking about it theory and the theory that it is biological carries no more weight than the theory that it is choice.

Well, while it's not certainly not proven, I'd say the biological theory carries more weight since there is scientific evidence for it while the choice theory has none.

Not everyone will agree on this even if it IS proven one day, of course, because the bible says otherwise. Oh well, moving on...

[zod]

of course, because the bible says otherwise. Oh well, moving on...

I think you're confused....The Bible doesn't make any claims, it simply states that it is sin. Nowhere does The Bible state that you are or are not born with homosexual tendencies so your statement doesn't really mean much.

[monkeyman]

the resemblance is uncanny
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The resemblance is uncanny.

[Seager]

I think you're confused....The Bible doesn't make any claims, it simply states that it is sin. Nowhere does The Bible state that you are or are not born with homosexual tendencies so your statement doesn't really mean much.

It doesn't directly, but it does indirectly. If homosexuality is not a choice, and homosexuality is a sin, why would God create people who have no choice but be damned to hell?

You are left with three answers:

The first no Christian will accept: That God must be an a-hole.
The second many Christians won't accept: That homosexuality is not a sin.
The third most Christians will accept: That homosexuality must be a choice.

Thus, unless you are willing to postulate that God is a jerk, the current translation of the bible implies that homosexuality is a choice.

(This ignores, of course, that those passages refer to pedophilia, not homosexuality, and that the distinction between the two was lost in translation, but that debate has already been done here.)

[Pigs on Unicycles]

What do you believe about being a breeder??

I think that it's un-moral, disgusting and not natural. Heteros are so worthless that they don't deserve to live on this world. They should realize that marriage is between a man and a man or a woman and a woman and ONLY between a man and a man or a woman and a woman.












Grow up people. Stop acting so cocky and stuck-up.
Love is love no matter what.
People are people no matter what.

All of you gay bashers are giving your orientation a bad name.
Are you straight or just narrow?I'm disapointed, I thought I liked you.

Pigs

[Seager]

Keep in mind the original post was made over a year ago as a parody to an identical anti-gay thread that has long since disappeared.

[manbearpig]

no offense to all you faggots out there, but you should all be shipped of to china. its unnatural and disgusting and if i had my way youd all be strung up.

[Phil_on_uni]

yes jackie, yes i am......its actually more of an addiction really, to women...

can you... help me quit jackie?

[critter]

Scientists have shown that homosexuality is biological. I think it has to do with the chemical mix in your brain.
At one time the scientist believed it was a defective gene. But I don't think they believe that anymore. Too bad, because that would classify gays as handicapped and they would get good parking at the Malls.
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[Michaelgoround]

Aren't fat people classified as handicap?

[Jerrick]

no offense to all you faggots out there, but you should all be shipped of to china. its unnatural and disgusting and if i had my way youd all be strung up.


I love you.

How old are you? 18? 50?

[thejdw]

I love you.

How old are you? 18? 50?
Age dossn't matter here, hes a china man looking for love - go easy on him.

[Kyle_Destroyer]

A black person is born black- yes. A gay person is born gay- no! An ignorant person is born ignorant- yes- unless you believe in reincarnation- everyone is ignorant. You are not born with a sexuality- you develop it as you grow older. Babies are not heterosexual or gay- hence child abuse is not acceptable.

I don't believe any "scientific" evidence which connects gayness with DNA. Believe what you like though...it's your life.

Too bad the Bible supports reincarnation......




And for that matter, let's say homosexuality IS a choice, so what? All the fucking points all still valid.

[Jerrick]

Age dossn't matter here, hes a china man looking for love - go easy on him.
Ill try.

Its been a while though, so I wont make any promises. :o

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Umm, what's the difference between reptiles and amphibians.
I should know but I don't.

[Jerrick]

Reptiles have claws!!

Do fingernails count as claws?

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

I'd say yes. And for that matter, so do rhino horns.
Are Rhinos reptiles or amphibians? They have claws but they also give milk to their young like amphibians.

[MuniAddict]

Do fingernails count as claws?I'd say these do!:eek: (http://www.abc.net.au/reslib/200801/r220223_865025.jpg)

[Jerrick]

Rhinos dont lay eggs though.

Rhino egg sounds like a big omlette. And that sounds good.

I think we should force Rhinos to lay eggs.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

That's a very good idea. We should make them lay chocolate egss because chocolate eggs always have a toy inside.

[Jerrick]

But those are his gloves, not actual fingernails. I bet Wolverine would know.

Chocolate eggs also can have cream in them, which is equally as good as a toy, cause you can eat it. Unless the toy is also edible, which most plastic is.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

But you have to make sure the rhinos aren't on acid because if they are, the eggs will be very sour and distort your vision of reality and possibly alter your perception of reality forever.
So you should do a drug test on the rhino before you make him lay eggs.
(it's the male rhino you gets pregnant, right?)

[Jerrick]

It has to be the male. Its the only one that can pee into a cup for the testing.

Where are we going to find dixie cups in Africa though?

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Wall*Mart of course.

[zod]

If homosexuality is not a choice, and homosexuality is a sin, why would God create people who have no choice but be damned to hell?


Hey I don't have all the answers for you and anybody that does is a liar.

From my standpoint: People can be born with all kinds of pre-wired tendencies that would be viewed as sin if they are acted upon in. Homosexuality, alcoholism, violence, lying, etc. might all be genetic predispositions that are also labeled as sin but that does nothing to rock the Christian faith. I said nothing about "no choice"...I simply said that Bible does not refute or imply if people are born with these tendencies in their make-up. Everybody has a choice in everything they do either way.

Personally I don't worry about it much...Christianity is not as complicated as 99% of people try to make it out to be. There's only one person in life (from a Christian standpoint) whose judgment I need to worry about and that's my own....I make too many bad choices everyday to even lift a hand to point a finger at someone else.

[Into the blue]

I'd say yes. And for that matter, so do rhino horns.
Are Rhinos reptiles or amphibians? They have claws but they also give milk to their young like amphibians.

Silly goose.
Rhinos are mammals.
All mammals suckle their young.
Although there is one exception.
I think it's the platypus, which secretes it's milk through it's sweat glands.

It's fascinating what you pick up when you watch QI.

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Silly goose.
Rhinos are mammals.
All mammals suckle their young.
Although there is one exception.
I think it's the platypus, which secretes it's milk through it's sweat glands.

It's fascinating what you pick up when you watch QI.
Is that the show with Stephen Fry? He's my hero!!

He's also avian.

[Jerrick]

I love Stephen Fry!!!

[Into the blue]

Gotta (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPatYPSz5u0) love (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AKflZm35J3k) QI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJnWJrvqEJo).

[harper]

All mammals suckle their young.
Although there is one exception.
I think it's the platypus, which secretes it's milk through it's sweat glands.


The echidna is the other monotreme. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monotreme) I think that they're gay, though.

[UniBrier]

The echidnaIsn't that a dish at the Mexican restaurants?

On topic: I have straight hair.

[dudewithasock]

Isn't that a dish at the Mexican restaurants?

On topic: I have straight hair.

My hair's not straight. Don't hate.

I just rapped my pants a little.

[UniBrier]

My hair's not straight. Don't hate.I have no prejudices against wavy or curly hair. Although I am not agreeable to some perms.

I do sometimes wonder if hair straighteners are worth the time and I do dislike the smell of burnt hair that they emit.

[Phil_on_uni]

apparently carbon fiber seatbases are for straight people only

[Ducttape]

apparently carbon fiber seatbases are for straight people only
is that why Jackie hasn't upgraded yet?

[Jerrick]

Woah! Woah...

This thread is about Rhinos and Stephen Fry!

And Jackies sweet dance moves...

[Phil_on_uni]

what about my sweet dance moves jerrick?

[hobo_chuck]

They're OK...but I would stick with the unicycle for now;)

[Phil_on_uni]

oh i dont know.... jerrick was liking them alot earlier today

[Jerrick]

If I psot them I think ill get arrested..

[Phil_on_uni]

maybe.... but will it be for putting pornography on the forums or for subjecting minors to adult content?

[Ducttape]

If I psot them I think ill get arrested..
You'll get arrested anyway you silly fugative.

[dudewithasock]

maybe.... but will it be for putting pornography on the forums or for subjecting minors to adult content?

Probably not the former...you post pornographic content every time you post.

...your avatar is a vagina on fire, right?

[Phil_on_uni]

what? how did you figure it out? all this time everyone thought it was a unicycle.... I thought it was obvious

[Jerrick]

Thats hot...

[Seager]

Y'know there is a pill you can get to clear that up.

[Phil_on_uni]

but it makes for such great pictures :cool:

[GILD]

Orbitz.

[Phil_on_uni]

um... cleans up another dirty vagina??