write a letter to your 10 yr old self

[dan de man]

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[iridemymuni]

Dear Owen,
in 6 years time you will meet a boy named Dan. avoid him at all costs.

cya !

[one wheely]

To Me

Start unicycling now.
Its lots of fun.
You like fun.
You like lots of fun.
So start unicylcing.

Hugs and Kisses XXXOOO

From Me

[john_childs]

Watch out for a wasp nest on the gate to the creek in the back yard.

[kington99]

Eat less.

[one wheely]

Eat less.
Subway?

[kington99]

Subway?

No I've only eaten subway twice, and I'm fine with that. It's eating other stuff I would rather cut back on.

[wobbling bear]

your headmistress is a racist male-chauvinist;
don't be upset by her : go and pee on her flowers

don't be upset by your exclusion of the russian dancing group
be more assertive! they do not want you to dance because you are a real dancer ... so unicycle!

keep track of your friends: they are good friends... you'll be happy to meet them 50 years from now! (vow last month my best friend from 1954 wrote me an email : the web is a fantastic tool!)

[PopeSamXVI]

Dude,

It would not be a bad idea to take a few more showers and comb your hair. Also, try being less abrasive. Seriously, you're ten years old, what the hell do you have to be cynical about?

You may be smarter than most of your classmates but they don't need to know it. In fact, they will be more likely to do things for you if they don't know.

Ask Mr. Nelson about his track suits. Every day. Trust me, it'll be funny.

Get your Eagle Scout done before your 18th birthday so you can use it on college applications and maybe go someplace you'd like to be. It doesn't make sense now, but it will after it's too late, so do it now.

Watch out for the Dublin Theatre Company. Seriously they will F your S up.

Keep up the good work,

Sam

[maximus unius]

Dear 10 year old self,

Do not touch the computer on 3/20/07 at all! I REPEAT, DO NOT TOUCH THE COMPUTER ON 3/20/07. IF YOU DO, YOUR ENTIRE ITUNES LIBRARY WILL BE WIPED.

Now that that's over, I don't really have many regrets that I can remember, so just be cool.

Bye.

[UNIquelyCanadian]

Follow what you know is True, no matter what it costs.

[skianduniaddict]

listen to ur coaches and work harder on ur drills it will kill u in like 3 years

[thejdw]

Dear 10 year old self:

Get off you ass and buy a unicycle. Learn to ride it, then go on unicyclist.com and learn how to do ticks.
DO NOT wait 2 years and then learn when you are bored!

[Chris.James]

Dear 10 year old self,

stop being such a know-it-all ass!

[dunawan]

Dear myself...
dont date that girl...shell kick you right in the balls and leave you lying there
start unicycling right now..

[thejdw]

Dear myself...
dont date that girl...shell kick you right in the balls and leave you lying there
start unicycling right now..
kick her back!

[Ducttape]

dear ten year old self.

Don't get too mad at people because you'll end up kicking their asses and they'll regret ever doing stuff to you, but you'll get in trouble and you'll regret it more than they do. OH and buy a unicycle learnt to ride and get really good, and play with more fire it's good for you. stay off your ass and away from the computer or you'll end up a lazy fat ass who ends up not being able to go outside very much because your attention span will be too short to leave your room without forgetting what you left your room to do....

[BillyTheMountain]

I would, but I don't know where to reach him. The address is no longer valid, and I'm sure he has no email or phone.

[benjaug]

Dear 10 Year Old Self,

In 4 years, don't write this letter.

Sincerely, Your alter ego.

[dudewithasock]

Dear Matt,

Stop touching yourself.

[dan de man]

juding from your user name the letter got stuck in the post box

[tomtrevor]

Dear 10 year old me,

what a corny way to start a letter,

sincerly tom.

[bedheadben]

Focus a bit harder on school!

[wickedbob]

Dear ten year old Michael,

First things first don't be mad at your mother it is useless forgive and forget you'll be happy a couple years from now for it if you do. Also stop playing poke-e-man that shits lame do something much more manly like unicycle.Even if you don't want to learn to juggle and unicycle no matter what you will be glad you did so do it! Another thing while learning to unicycle (this goes for when your good to) don't listen to everyone who says it is gay or tells you to stop they're jealous so who gives a fuck about them just keep on practicing. Oh yeah don't worry about your reading to much I know you suck, but in a year or to for some unknown reason you reading level goes up to like a 10th grade reading level then you make fun of everyone else. All the other classes go the same you get really smart in a couple years so just hang in there. Lastly don't don't don't listen to what your dad and your mom say about each other your never going to know the truth so live with it save yourself all the head aches and other junk. Keep in mind for when your old touching yourself makes yo blind!( you will get that later on) Well peace out and have fun!

Sincerely, your older self

[dan de man]

i personly wouldnt write aletter to myself cause im happy with the way i am right now :)

[saskatchewanian]

I refuse to mess with the space time continuum, giving advice to myself could have unpredictable consequences.:p

what if the advice i give results in me not giving that advice? :confused: :rolleyes: :eek:

[john_childs]

Watch out for a wasp nest on the gate to the creek in the back yard.
I just want to note that I didn't get stung by the wasps in that nest. It was this advice that made that so.

Should have warned myself about that yellow jacket nest in the middle of the back field. I did get stung by that one.

[mattsmith]

Jeez. The things I was doing wrong each year.
And yet I can sum it up in one line:
Dear 10 year-old self,

Get a haircut.

[GILD]

Wear sunscreen...


Seriously tho, this is a wicked thread-idea.
I don't really have the time to write it properly now, but I would like to get myself to take a lot of stuff less seriously, work on my social skills from a way earlier age, and to get stuck into my schoolwork. I don't mind not having all the qualifications I could've had, I just really wish I'd been able to enjoy maths.
And to start unicycling.

[Hazmat]

Dear younger hazmat

Wake up and realize that there's a whole new world out there called UNICYCLING Try it, you'll be happy with the results and also you will be put in a good job. Don't screw it up or lose it. :D

Signed
Future Hazmat

[Zzagg]

Oh such a letter might be either too long or desperately short. I prefer wondering about the present. I like that quote from a french movie:
"qu'est ce que je ferais si j'étais moins con?"
"what would I do if I wasn't so dumb?"

Oh think about one good advice to give to my 10 y/o self:
"tell your mother you love her. Don't worry too much about your father, I did the job a few days ago".