famous last words.

[GhettoSmurf]

well.
what are some famous last words.

[gordito8me]

stop watching me die and go unicycle.

[iridemymuni]

"who put the violin in the violin case?????"

"she'll be right"

"watch this"

"i reckon i could make that"

[ahollow]

Don't worry, it's not loaded.

[trials-uni123]

hey guys, watch this

[iridemymuni]

"dont worry, it's a Kris Holm"

[chester1234]

"Hold my beer, I wanna try something."

"OHH %$#&%@!!!!!"

[MuniAddict]

I'm not worried about jumping 8 stairs; it's only 2 more than I've done so far!:D

[dunawan]

OHHH YEAHHH!!! oh NO, NO naughty kool aid man!!!

[benjaug]

What's the worst that could happen... its only a 10 foot drop!

[tomtrevor]

"What's this button do?"

[James_Potter]

Do you think there's a bear in this cave?

[iridemymuni]

"it's just another thread by Dunawan"

[tomtrevor]

"I will drink this bottle marked POISON on the off-chance that it's the extra-healing potion."

"Uh, what does 'explosive decompression' mean?"

"I know an illusion when I see one."

[benjaug]

So, I found this hot girl on an online dating service.
LATER:

So, you're a girl... huh? ...its hard to tell, ya know?

[iridemymuni]

"im redaing a book called jet aircraft maintenance for dummies"

[maximus unius]

"Either this wallpaper goes, or I go" - Oscar Wilde.

[one wheely]

Lets go to mcdonalds mummy!

[Tomahawk]

F*ck
Sh*it
Hey watch this!
I can do that!
Look, no hands!
Yeah right.
Look out!
Run for your life!
Aaahhh!!!!
Get to the choppa!!!
Everybody get down!!!
oh...my...god...
what is that thing??!!!
We made it!!!
Thank-you God!!!
It's a miracle!!!
I'm alive!!!
♫ Stay'n alive, stay'n alive ♫
Get the f*ck out of my way!!!
I'm gonna kill you.
Good bye...
I'll see you in hell!!!

[one wheely]

Red wire?
Or blue wire?

[Tomahawk]

Red wire?
Or blue wire?
Both!!!

17889

[Radical Reed]

"thats just an old wifes tale"

"whats the worst that could happen?"

[Borges]

They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist. . . .

[dan de man]

look ,ill prove it to you

[mawesome]

"Ahaha, I'm not falling for that again."

"Oh yeah, but that hardly ever happens."

"Yes, honey. Those pants do make you look fat."

"They say these are the irregular oreos, but personally I can't tell the difference"

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's asleep."

"It's ok. I saw some guy on TV doing it..."

"It's ok guys, it's a fake..."

"Nah, didn't they catch that shark?"

"Wait, maybe it's this button..."

"Nah, it's cool. That sign's only for electricians."

[The.Mars.Volta]

"Yes, honey. Those pants do make you look fat."

"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's asleep."

"It's ok. I saw some guy on TV doing it..."

"It's ok guys, it's a fake..."

"Wait, maybe it's this button..."

"Nah, it's cool. That sign's only for electricians."
hahaha those are the best one's
hahahahaha

[wickedbob]

It can't be do dangerous can it?

[harper]

It's only water.

[gordito8me]

awww look at the cute itsy bitsy cuddly wuddly anaconda! aww I just wanna go over there and scratch it's belly!

[trials_uni]

"These cubs are cute...I wonder where momma bear is?"

[UniBrier]

If Harper can do it, I can do it.

[thejdw]

"I know poisen when I tast it!"
"realy?"
"yes, and I can tell you this is poisen."

[One on one]

"It's just indigestion"

"Lock out Tag out is for sissies"

"I'm sure that I can reach it from the top of this step ladder."

"Those signs don't mean anything, the ice is safe."

"I have 4 wheel drive, I can go as fast as I want."

"I'll just pass this car by using the breakdown lane."

"This bulging can of soup should be delicious."

"I'll help you get the cat down from the tree."

"I'm in the cross walk, the cars will stop for me."

[skianduniaddict]

i kinow i can clear that ___(jump, cliff etc)

[johnfoss]

Sorry if this is a repeat, I just wanted to jump in with this one:

"Hey, y'all watch this!"
(bonus points if the speaker is holding a can of beer)

[MuniAddict]

"Mission accompished!" :cool:

[benjaug]

That should take care of things.

[wickedbob]

Sorry if this is a repeat, I just wanted to jump in with this one:

"Hey, y'all watch this!"
(bonus points if the speaker is holding a can of beer)

Any sentence I say with that normally ends me getting hurts and many people laughing:D .

[sp4rky-m4rky]

"so how do you do this again?"

"what does this thing do?"

"where was this ment to go?"

"is it ment to make that noise?"

"um i think i just wet myself"

[gabetheunicycleman]

"bugger"

[wickedbob]

Shit duck and cover !

[Grenade]

"Dont worry, i'm pretty sure this will hold"

[musketman]

hey guys, watch this

that's what I was going to say


ah, what about


"Stop Worrying, Ive Done This Before"

[Just Jake]

"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."

-George W. Bush

[mawesome]

"Yeah. I've decided to take up a vow of silence."

[MuniAddict]

"I'm the commander — see, I don't need to explain — I do not need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."

-George W. Bush(pointing his finger at the world as he says) "I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again. I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people." Former President Billlary Clinton

[Just Jake]

lol good one geezer.

[podzol]

Tom "Black Jack" Ketchum was a relative of mine (great great great Uncle, or something like that) who was hung in 1899 in Arizona for murder and train robbery without trial. He deserved it, everyone knew he was guilty.

His last request was to be buried face down so that the prosecuting attourney could kiss his ass.

Reportedly, though accounts are anectodal, his last words on the scaffold were "Let 'er rip!" Ironically, his hanging was botched, like the recent ones in Iraq, and he was decapitated.

[SAVAGE]

"oh, c'mon! i'm just gonna ride my uni off this 22 story building and come down off the ramp... it'll be fine!"

"OH @#$%!!!!!"

"YA'LL WATCH THIS!!!"

" i got cold in that heli at 10,000 feet, so i turned off the big fan..."

[sugarloafur]

"Don't worry, it's only a small leak"

"It's not that windy..."

"Last one down is a rotten egg!"

"I wanna go fast."

"Let's race"

"One sec, I'll get the camera"

"Yeah, this'll be my last run" (skiing...)

"No, there aren't any rocks in these waters"

[tobbogonist]

"nah dont worry about it, i will lift it myself"

[kington99]

"I think I could eat one of Bellamy's veal pies." - William Pitt

it's one of my favourites

[Spencer Hochberg]

EDIT: Oops this is Cody on Spencers comp...



"5 bucks says I can"

"Is that your wife over there?"

"Hay wheres the other wheel?"

"Fag!!!"

"*Circus music bein hummed*"

[wickedbob]

"Don't worry there is no way we can get caught"

[tunkie]

Which way do we go?
Hmmm...Knive SHearing Blood Alley of Doom Lane or Hope Street...ene mene mine mo......to pick this one right over here and you are it.
Death Lane it is.

[wickedbob]

good pick

[chester1234]

"I wonder if this gun is loaded."

[wickedbob]

"It'll be fine I haven't drank that much"

[skianduniaddict]

that rattlesnake is a pussy watch ill punch it in the face

[thefish]

"Don't worry, I've only had a few beers"

[Tomahawk]

"Quick, hide in that giant gaping mouth that looks like a cave!!!"

[James_Potter]

...rosebud....

[dudewithasock]

"Ello, beasty."

[UniBrier]

This is really an exciting day for me, I've never packed my own chute before.

[unifreak7]

"Sure i'll vote for Bush."

"Damn olympic runner." (The, I don't have to run faster than a bear, I have to run faster than you, line)

"Yes, you do look fat."

[UniBrier]

I wonder if anything is on TV that won't bore me to death. (http://archives.seattletimes.nwsource.com/cgi-bin/texis.cgi/web/vortex/display?slug=ndig18&date=20070218)

[martin.phillips]

"When I nod my head, hit it"

"Yes, your bum does look big in that dress"

"Mathilda dear, are there any lampreys left?"

[Unicaw89]

"Lets ride with Evan..."

[Spencer Hochberg]

"Lets ride with Cody..."

[Unicaw89]

"Dude, seriously, Spencer is asleep watch..."

[Unicaw89]

"Dude, seriously, Spencer is asleep watch..."

[Spencer Hochberg]

"Hey Cody, you should hop off that table over those stairs..."


poor k1 street cranks...

[Unicaw89]

Lol well they arent ment for drops :-[

reminds me of another...


"I can try..."

"Psh jump down it....il try to 360 it!"

[Jerrick]

"Hey Cody, you should hop off that table over those stairs..."


poor k1 street cranks...


How big was the drop to ruin the cranks?

heres my quote.
Ah, Luisa, you always arrive just as I am leaving.

or this one
Now comes the mystery

This is my favorite one by Beethoven.
"Friends applaud, the comedy is over."

[timtimtimmy]

u win this time mr bound