ok seriously

[howdigetsogood]

so whats everybody opinion on that god dude i keep hearing about at church with his own book called the bibel or somthing.

[Unitik908]

*best thread ever*

Chase

[James_Potter]

That's what they call me over there.

[James_Potter]

Unless they were talking about this guy (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God).

[howdigetsogood]

wow that is a much better interpretation of that dude. why colundt my pastor just say all that?

[James_Potter]

God is love.
Love is blind.
Stevie Wonder is blind.
Therefore, Stevie Wonder is God.

[howdigetsogood]

you are one intelligent(?)how you spell that?) walrus.

[saskatchewanian]

If God is Love
and Love is Truth
and Truth is Knowledge
and Knowledge is Power
and Power corrupts

Is God a politician and would you vote for him?

howdigetsogood: in my opinion this is a much better way of starting controversy instead of starting a thread on racism or being a jerk in serious threads. i enjoy threads like this but not when you post unintelegent coments when other people are trying to stick to the facts. congrats on finding a subject of much controversy without being to insulting.

[howdigetsogood]

but when people feel insulted they really bloom in full. if people arent hert, they arent as affected, therefore true colors do not always shine through.

[The.Mars.Volta]

Unless they were talking about this guy (http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/God).
ZOMG that was funny
God is seen smiting a particularly wicked tree.

[UniBrier]

i keep hearing about at churchWhat church are you going to?

[howdigetsogood]

calvary church of the nazerene

[zippy]

god taught us arson with that burning bush thing.

On the note of burning Bush, who's up for it?

[howdigetsogood]

you make an excellent point!

[The.Mars.Volta]

indeed

[UniBrier]

god taught us arson with that burning bush thing.I've seen a lot of arson fires and in every one things burned up. The bush didn't burn up, is it still arson?Exodus 3
Moses and the Burning Bush
1 Now Moses was tending the flock of Jethro his father-in-law, the priest of Midian, and he led the flock to the far side of the desert and came to Horeb, the mountain of God. 2 There the angel of the LORD appeared to him in flames of fire from within a bush. Moses saw that though the bush was on fire it did not burn up. 3 So Moses thought, "I will go over and see this strange sight—why the bush does not burn up."

[thejdw]

God is the main chariter in the popular fictinal book: "the holy bible".
I haven't read it yet so I can't comment

[UniHappy]

Actually, the Bible isn't a fiction.

[ThisGuyIKnow]

Actually, the Bible isn't a fiction.

It is more or less based on a few actual events but the author took quite a bit of dramatic license.

[monkeyman]

Does this really have to be gone over with every single new member of the forums?

UniHappy, welcome to the forums. A warning: don't start evangelizing. You won't get anywhere, and people will just get mad at you.

[juggle508]

Hmm interesting thread. Very interesting ha. Okay why was this started again? I personally believe in this "so called book" the Bible. (notice the capitalization, even if you don't believe...its still capitalized cause its a book) I ain't going to preach about it and I respect your opionions but why was this created?

KH.

[Borgschulze]

God is that person of which humans following a particular religion believe exists.

I don't believe there is a God.

If I worshiped anyone/anything, it would be the Sun. The Sun gives us, Energy, Heat and Light.

Actually, the Bible isn't a fiction.
Prove it.

[UniHappy]

I'm sorry, I didn't mean to evangelize. I'll be careful of what I say.

[monkeyman]

It's cool, no need to apologize. There've just been too many arguments over religion before. As I said earlier, welcome to the forums.

[howdigetsogood]

this thread is to get unicyclers opinion on religion, since i already heard how everyone feels about rascism.

[ivan]

but when people feel insulted they really bloom in full. if people arent hert, they arent as affected, therefore true colors do not always shine through.
I know what you mean. Still, it's no good going around starting flame wars.

You should listen to Firestarter by The Prodigy.

[thejdw]

Actually, the Bible isn't fiction.
I used to think the same about the telitubies :rolleyes:

[maestro8]

On the note of burning Bush, who's up for it?
I believe waxing is a better way to get rid of bush. It doesn't grow back as quickly.