Practical Jokes

[yoopers]

As the Environmental, Health & Safety Director, I am responsible for implementing the company's random drug testing program. Yesterday, I sent our lab manager (and company clown), Adam, for a random drug test.

He arrives at work before I do every day so when I walked into my office this morning, I found this on my desk. Evidently, it's really some sort of neat lab chemical but it sure caught me by surprise.

You know what they say about paybacks!!! :)


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[ivan]

Tell him that you need at least 2 more litres to draw any conclusions and don't take no for an answer.

[UniBrier]

A couple ideas for paybacks:

Keep it under wraps for a while then have it show up at an "opportune" time or event.

Create a photo-diary of the sample visiting various locales throughout your company’s complex.

[Borges]

Slip some cocaine into his coffee next time you "randomly" select him for a drug test.

[THE dave]

tell him he failed

[ntappin]

Tell him his body has so much of that particular chemical that he is unfit to work, and you will therefore have to take over his position.

[yoopers]

Actually, the drug test was conducted at the off-site Occupational Health Clinic, I don't have the ability to conduct the test here. Adam just thought I needed a copy of his sample, I suppose. I do like Steve's idea about a photo journal. Very interesting idea.

[Into the blue]

Tell him you need a stool sample too.
And that he has to provide one in the office, so there will be no suspicion of switched samples.

[ivan]

Tell him you need a stool sample too.
And that he has to provide one in the office, so there will be no suspicion of switched samples.
Yes, with at least two independent witnesses!