View Full Version : Uni male or female?
gollum89
2007-02-11, 08:20 PM
So... is your uni male or female? I don't know how to really find out. Just guess incase you don't know either!
dunawan
2007-02-11, 08:39 PM
my unicycle is a she-man
tomtrevor
2007-02-11, 09:26 PM
Last time I checked my uni was a female. A big beefy strong female.
uni man 22
2007-02-11, 10:05 PM
wtf
podzol
2007-02-11, 10:24 PM
I have more than one uni. At least three genders, maybe more. They are always piled on top of eachother in the strangest ways. Never the same positions.
Can't wait for them to actually make babies! I'd love free unicycles. I could rent some out for a stud fee, too.
musketman
2007-02-12, 01:27 AM
My uni isn't a person. My Muni is a Saber-tooth Tiger. But yeah it's a Male.
dudewithasock
2007-02-12, 01:29 AM
My uni isn't a person. My Muni is a Saber-tooth Tiger.
Saber-tooth tigers still have genders.
I voted for "WtF Unis are inanimate objects without gender...!!", simply because...WtF, Unis are inanimate objects without gender...!!
monkeyman
2007-02-12, 01:41 AM
Well, I'm not gonna ride a guy for hours...
maximus unius
2007-02-12, 01:49 AM
Yeah, I voted female cause I don't like to ride males.
fluxusmaximus
2007-02-12, 02:22 AM
My uni's male.
He likes playing rough.*blush*
john_childs
2007-02-12, 04:25 AM
Who is going to be the first to say that their Koxx is genderless or female?
saskatchewanian
2007-02-12, 04:39 AM
whell i guess "Bob" is male but the Halfmobile is definately genderless.
Borgschulze
2007-02-12, 05:27 AM
I just evened out all the votes... 11 across the boards.
UniBrier
2007-02-12, 07:27 AM
I don’t know if the uni is Male or Female but I’m pretty sure it is the other gender of whoever is riding it.
Why else would you just be riding along fine without a care in the world, successfully avoiding all the big obstacles, when the littlest thing sends you off your wheel into a crash. And when you try to get back up you screw up again and end up with a good pedal bite to memorialize it all.
The unicycle forgives but, if you don’t learn from your mistakes, it doesn’t forget.
sp4rky-m4rky
2007-02-12, 08:51 AM
i voted for the no gender option,would of voted for female but they should have nice curves and basicly my uni dusnt, if it was female it would be butch with broad sholders
rob.northcott
2007-02-12, 10:05 AM
unisex?
brendan
2007-02-12, 04:40 PM
my uni is definately a big beefy women very short as well lol... but better than riding a man :P
Unibugg
2007-04-11, 01:15 AM
My AX-29 is definately female. Feminine yet tough. I haven't figured out her name cause she hasn't told me yet.
My 24 noname? I don't know if it is male or female. Just that it is a beast that bites. Maybe a new seat will tame it long enough for me to find out.
In the 70's my Swinn was an inanimate object. I didn't know any better.
dan de man
2007-04-11, 01:24 AM
Both.
The Game
2007-04-11, 02:53 AM
Both.
Same here
phthoruth
2007-04-11, 04:21 AM
Woman and unicycles make you work hard
make you spend hard
make you fall, real hard
"Maneater" - Nelly Furtado
thejdw
2007-04-11, 10:18 AM
Well obviously Its not male, and I doute I would do well in love if I tried to do trials on a girl! :eek: So: WTF UNIs are not living things!!!!!!
thejdw
2007-04-11, 10:19 AM
Woman and unicycles make you work hard
make you spend hard
make you fall, real hard
"Maneater" - Nelly Furtado
hahahaha:D - great
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