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skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 07:49 PM
i jsut punched a goat in the face

ivan
2007-02-01, 07:51 PM
That's wrong. You shouldn't have.

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 07:53 PM
it started it

Keldridge
2007-02-01, 07:53 PM
Was his name Billy?

Was he gruff with you?

Did he deserve a good bleating?

I bet these dumb puns really get your goat, eh?

:)

Keld

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 07:54 PM
see i was at my friends house with my girlfriend and another friend and he has goats so i was like hey look its a goat and i tried to pet it and it kicked me so i punched it and my girlfriends like dont hit a poor defensless goat u jerk

ivan
2007-02-01, 07:57 PM
That's the time when you should have blasted your super-mega kick to lay them all down for a month. And if somebody wanted more, you could always punch them in the throat.

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 07:58 PM
i punched it hard...
then it ran away
i dont take any shit from goats

ivan
2007-02-01, 08:00 PM
Dude, you should work on anger management.

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 08:08 PM
it hurt alot

ivan
2007-02-01, 08:11 PM
Seriously, man. If a goat did that to me I'd blow it up with a nuclear bomb and then tie the girfriend's tongue in a double knot for even suggesting that I was wrong. I'm right, dammit!

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 08:11 PM
i dont ahve a nuclear bomb....

ivan
2007-02-01, 08:13 PM
Dude, why are you even thinking about bombs?! You should see a psychiatrist or just tie yourself to a chair before you hurt anyone else!!!

tobbogonist
2007-02-01, 08:16 PM
do goats not have horns on their heads, thus rendering them rather pointy to being punched in said place?

ivan
2007-02-01, 08:18 PM
He punched in the face, not on the head. I would have bitten its tail for a good measure too!

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 08:18 PM
do goats not have horns on their heads, thus rendering them rather pointy to being punched in said place?
face not head

ivan
2007-02-01, 08:20 PM
Have some compassion for sentient being! Life is precious. Violence is unnecessary.

tobbogonist
2007-02-01, 08:23 PM
face not head
and you thought this thread worthy why?

see look what you have done, Ivan is all a fluster :)

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 09:55 PM
Because im the nseakyiest ninja

Jerrick
2007-02-01, 09:57 PM
Stupid...

tobbogonist
2007-02-01, 09:57 PM
nseaky? lol.

hey man, if you punch a goat dont gloat

there you go, a rhyme :)

but if you see an Ibiz, punch the crap out of it. sneaky sandwhich stealing bastards.

habbywall
2007-02-01, 09:58 PM
see i was at my friends house with my girlfriend and another friend and he has goats so i was like hey look its a goat and i tried to pet it and it kicked me so i punched it and my girlfriends like dont hit a poor defensless goat u jerk

Your annoying, don't punch him in the head just cause he kicked you. You don't have a girlfriend. But you are a jerk.

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 11:02 PM
uh yes i do

Goats_On_Unicycles
2007-02-01, 11:21 PM
That's stupid. Goats don't like getting pet by strangers. They are really, really nervous around people they do know. Would you like a total stranger to pet you?? Anyway, it was just trying to scare you away, not hurt you. Finally, why did you make a thread about it? Are you proud of it??

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 11:27 PM
no i wanted to alert everyone about the dangers of goats

Goats_On_Unicycles
2007-02-01, 11:30 PM
are you joking? people are soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much worse then a goat!

habbywall
2007-02-01, 11:31 PM
no i wanted to alert everyone about the dangers of goats

It's not just goats that do this, it is actually common in the animal world. When's the last time you have successfully petted a bear? If I ever see you remind me to beat you up before you try to pet me then punch me in the face.

spazdude222
2007-02-01, 11:42 PM
i punched it hard...
then it ran away
i dont take any shit from goats
Are you proud of your ability to lack self restraint? This is at least the second post about how you hit someone/thing that gave you "shit." How often do you give others crap? Seriously though, congrats, you hit an animal that was acting out of instinct. Do you smack your "cute puppy" around too? Just wondering, surely it acts out of instinct too sometimes.

forrestunifreak
2007-02-01, 11:43 PM
Dude, why are you even thinking about bombs?! You should see a psychiatrist or just tie yourself to a chair before you hurt anyone else!!!

You're the one who suggested a bomb the first time, you TERRORIST!


:eek:

spazdude222
2007-02-01, 11:45 PM
i dont ahve a nuclear bomb....
...or the ability to spell. :D

forrestunifreak
2007-02-01, 11:49 PM
I was being sarcastic in case anyone didn't notice. :)

skianduniaddict
2007-02-01, 11:50 PM
Are you proud of your ability to lack self restraint? This is at least the second post about how you hit someone/thing that gave you "shit." How often do you give others crap? Seriously though, congrats, you hit an animal that was acting out of instinct. Do you smack your "cute puppy" around too? Just wondering, surely it acts out of instinct too sometimes.
i acted out of instict too

Goats_On_Unicycles
2007-02-01, 11:57 PM
aren't humans the one's who pride themselves on thier logic and ability to reason??

johnfoss
2007-02-02, 12:04 AM
...and my girlfriends like dont hit a poor defensless goat u jerk
She's right. Jerk.
i dont take any shit from goats
Good for you, you've proven yourself superior to a goat. Sort of. Next you should try petting a bear, as someone mentioned above. I think the bear will win.

spazdude222
2007-02-02, 01:28 AM
i acted out of instict too
So basically what you're saying is you are about as smart as a goat. Good for you!
P.S. In case you don't recognize sarcasm, I'm saying, that as a person, you should have the ability to reason, and see that the goat posed no real threat. It may have hurt you, but it doesn't have the ability to reason, or see that you weren't initially posing a threat to it.

skianduniaddict
2007-02-02, 01:36 AM
She's right. Jerk.

Good for you, you've proven yourself superior to a goat. Sort of. Next you should try petting a bear, as someone mentioned above. I think the bear will win.
doubt it my cousin killed a bear with jsut a knife

dudewithasock
2007-02-02, 01:37 AM
doubt it my cousin killed a bear with jsut a knife

Oh give me a break.

I'm sorry the goat didn't just sterilize you right then and there.

skianduniaddict
2007-02-02, 01:37 AM
So basically what you're saying is you are about as smart as a goat. Good for you!
P.S. In case you don't recognize sarcasm, I'm saying, that as a person, you should have the ability to reason, and see that the goat posed no real threat. It may have hurt you, but it doesn't have the ability to reason, or see that you weren't initially posing a threat to it.
instict means you do it as a reaction without even thinking

skianduniaddict
2007-02-02, 01:37 AM
Oh give me a break.

I'm sorry the goat didn't just sterilize you right then and there.
no joke he lives in canada

spazdude222
2007-02-02, 01:47 AM
instict means you do it as a reaction without even thinkingActually, that's not what instinct (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/instinct) means. What you are talking about is reflex (http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/reflex). But either way, you've proven my point, that neither you nor the goat think. The difference? As a human, you should have.

headstone
2007-02-02, 01:49 AM
move along he just wants attention

spazdude222
2007-02-02, 01:54 AM
doubt it my cousin killed a bear with jsut a knife
Point a) Learn to spell, or at least check your posts for errors. An occasional typo is fine, but you invert the letters of words practically every post. (If you happen to be dyslexic, then I truly do apologize. I don't mean to criticize that which is beyond your control)
Point b) How long have you been studying the art of BS? Unless your cousin killed a baby bear (which might make me think violence towards small animals is an epidemic in your family) I doubt he killed it with just a knife.

monkeyman
2007-02-02, 01:55 AM
no joke he lives in canada

You make a valid point. Except...he was talking about you.

Try this game next. It's super awesome. Sneak up behind a horse, and then start screaming. You win if people can still comprehend your shouts of pain when you don't have teeth.

Radical Reed
2007-02-02, 02:58 AM
no joke he lives in canada

well, why didn't you say so. everyone knows being canadian gives you bear slaying powers. and I don't see how your cousin 'killing' a bear means that you could do it too.

skianduniaddict
2007-02-02, 07:19 PM
he shot it and then stabbed it like 4 times

ivan
2007-02-02, 07:47 PM
he shot it with a bazuka and then stabbed it like 4 hundred times
:eek: :eek: :eek:

habbywall
2007-02-02, 08:39 PM
he shot it and then stabbed it like 4 times

O, So he didn't kill it, he shot it. Anyone can do that.

skianduniaddict
2007-02-02, 09:15 PM
bears take more than one shot to kill
he stabbed it after

monkeyman
2007-02-02, 09:29 PM
he shot it and then stabbed it like 4 times

doubt it my cousin killed a bear with jsut a knife

Do you think before you type?

Radical Reed
2007-02-02, 09:45 PM
skianduniaddict, I think its time you cut your loses and give up, you keep making more and more lies and half truths to justify why you punched a goat. just admit you souldn't have done punched it

uni_jim
2007-02-02, 11:41 PM
i would have liked to see the punching, then the goat get up on two legs and beat the crap out of you!

uni_jim
2007-02-02, 11:42 PM
truely one of the funniest threads i have read...

edgehog
2007-02-03, 12:17 AM
I punched Billy's Uncle Baaloegneese.