Caption Contest for my new Avatar

[onewheelinwierdo]

My old avatar was lame from the start (I'm sure everyone agrees:rolleyes:) so I changed it. tell me what you think of the new one and give me suggestions as to what my user title should be. if I like yours, I'll use it.

[dan de man]

"you won't believe how i landed this trick"
"you won't believe that I landed this"

[habbywall]

"This user is too lazy to create a neat avatar caption, so they begged others for one"

[monkeyman]

"you won't believe how i landed this trick"
"you won't believe that I landed this"

Since this thread is kinda dumb, I feel no remorse for threadjacking, so...

What's up with your avatar? Wouldn't it be better facing up? So that way, you're pointing to someone all the time?

[vuniw]

"nyle rules"

[onewheelinwierdo]

i don't get it.:confused: "nyle rules?"

[johnfoss]

"Object in avatar is too small to make out"

So what are we looking at, pasted to a Kris Holm Moab sky? Note: There's a maximum # of characters you can use for your captions. Don't know how many but I think it's pretty short. For a more useful contest find out how many are allowed and list it.

[James_Potter]

Since this thread is kinda dumb, I feel no remorse for threadjacking, so...
What's up with your avatar? Wouldn't it be better facing up? So that way, you're pointing to someone all the time?
But if it was pointing up, it would be pointing at his own username, which means he's stupid, which would be funny, but, you know.

[dudewithasock]

But if it was pointing up, it would be pointing at his own username, which means he's stupid, which would be funny, but, you know.

Yeah, so he can pretty much make sure it makes sense by only posting when someone has posted after him. /nod

[UNIquelyCanadian]

How about: 'copyright image stolen from Krisholm.com'?

...never mind.

[johnfoss]

What's up with your avatar? Wouldn't it be better facing up?
Oh! Duh, now I can make it out! Okay, what about this:

"Kris Holm in Australia"

[dan de man]

STRuni(street municycling)

hey i just created an oxymoron

[monkeyman]

Oh! Duh, now I can make it out! Okay, what about this:

"Kris Holm in Australia"

Er....I feel pretty dumb right now....but I have no idea what you're talking about.

[dudewithasock]

Er....I feel pretty dumb right now....but I have no idea what you're talking about.

I think he's referring to how much Australia sucks.

[max_pfeifer]

I think he's referring to how much Australia sucks.

instead of abusing you now i am gonna give you a chance to explain yourself.

[iridemymuni]

how about:

"i really should have thought this through"

"oh pants!"

"it was a good idea at the time"

[mawesome]

Er....I feel pretty dumb right now....but I have no idea what you're talking about.

Everything's upside down in Australia, duh.

I think he's referring to how much Australia sucks.

Instead of giving you a chance to explain, I'm just gonna call you fat and move on.:p

[tobbogonist]

Oh! Duh, now I can make it out! Okay, what about this:

"Kris Holm in Australia"

This is my personal favourite. made me chuckle.

and yes John, i do get it.

[max_pfeifer]

how about "oh f*&#"

[edsbelly]

"Do a backflip!"

But I also like "Nyle rules!"

Ed

[dudewithasock]

Instead of giving you a chance to explain, I'm just gonna call you fat and move on.:p

How could this be? I've been on the Oprah diet for 3 months now...I guess 15 donuts a day isn't really the best idea... :(

how about "oh f*&#"

My personal favorite. Short and to the point.

[monkeyman]

instead of abusing you now i am gonna give you a chance to explain yourself.

What's to explain? It's Australia....

[mawesome]

Alright Monkeyboy, that's a punch in the throat for you. You've just made the list.

[monkeyman]

Bring it on, criminal.

[mawesome]

Ed! Get in here and defend my honor!

My revenge will become, maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, in fact probably never, but I will get you for this.-insert some sort of ending/leaving an openning for sequel music-

[edsbelly]

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http://www.gothamist.com/attachments/jake/2006_3_monkeyfight1.jpg

-kicks-

Take that monkeyman, or should I say, "MonkeyWOman!"

Anyone want $20?

http://www.deepmojo.com/images/post_monkey.jpg

HA!

And this is for the rest of Australia!

MONKEYMAN IS FAT =D

-goes on murderous rampage-

[/DEFEND_KEVENS_HONOUR]

Ed

[max_pfeifer]

hahaha go edboy do it for australia!

Edit: see guys thats what happens when you piss australians off - they jack your thread!

[tobbogonist]

Back on Subject: "oh dear"

[iridemymuni]

aussie aussie aussie

[tobbogonist]

Ok here we go.
i would publish it as an actual movie but the GIF images are easier to post, alas no sounds and bad quality.

[threeinchtire]

how 'bout:
"I'm a tool"

[johnfoss]

How about "Hope you got the picture..."

Alright Monkeyboy, that's a punch in the throat for you. You've just made the list.
Got to cut Monkey some slack, as he has two big fat strikes against him:
1. He lives in Texas. If he's never been out of Texas, as far as the rest of the world goes it makes him almost culturally disabled.
2. He's sixteen, which can sometimes be equated with being clinically stupid.

BTW, *loved* the animated GIF! I think the reason it's so funny is how it goes for a very long time before repeating!

[maestro8]

I'll vote for "nyle rules" even though I don't think nyle rules. The irony is too precious.

[onewheelinwierdo]

will someone please explain the Nyle rules joke to me?:confused:

[monkeyman]

1. He lives in Texas. If he's never been out of Texas, as far as the rest of the world goes it makes him almost culturally disabled.
....you do know I don't actually think that Australians are criminals, right? It's from here (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=579201&postcount=41)....


2. He's sixteen, which can sometimes be equated with being clinically stupid.


Ouch....thanks John. :(

[Chexjc]

how about "Ouch"...or "Its a long story..."

[boo radley]

"hey, there's my other wheel!"

[UniBrier]

"Yea, I'll believe that when it starts raining unicyclists..."

[edsbelly]

....you do know I don't actually think that Australians are criminals, right? It's from here....

I beleive that it was posted by you. And that was taken from bash.org

Australia was not populated by criminals. The first european settlements were started here because British gaols were getting too full. Most of the first europeans out here were, indeed, convicts. Some guilty of stealing but a loaf of bread.

But that was the europeans. Australia has been inhabited by aborigional people for gosh knows how long. It's beleived that they came down from Asia when all of the continents were one. Depending on where you are, this land mass was known as Gondwanaland (sp?) or Pangea. This happened somewhere around the time of the birth of my maths teacher.

The aborigionals were already here when the europeans came. After a while, colonies had settled and free settlers started coming from near and far to become a part of this great southern land. Then the gold rushes started. More free citizens came. Eventually, many of the convicts lived out their sentences and became free people again.

So Australia wasn't colonised by criminals. Just most of the first europeans were criminals.

Oh, and a big ol' EFF YOO to you too, monkeyboy!

Ed

[edsbelly]

Ok here we go.
i would publish it as an actual movie but the GIF images are easier to post, alas no sounds and bad quality.
My applause to you, Tom.

Very funny :)

Ed

[mawesome]

I beleive that it was posted by you. And that was taken from bash.org

Australia was not populated by criminals. The first european settlements were started here because British gaols were getting too full. Most of the first europeans out here were, indeed, convicts. Some guilty of stealing but a loaf of bread.

But that was the europeans. Australia has been inhabited by aborigional people for gosh knows how long. It's beleived that they came down from Asia when all of the continents were one. Depending on where you are, this land mass was known as Gondwanaland (sp?) or Pangea. This happened somewhere around the time of the birth of my maths teacher.

The aborigionals were already here when the europeans came. After a while, colonies had settled and free settlers started coming from near and far to become a part of this great southern land. Then the gold rushes started. More free citizens came. Eventually, many of the convicts lived out their sentences and became free people again.

So Australia wasn't colonised by criminals. Just most of the first europeans were criminals.

Oh, and a big ol' EFF YOO to you too, monkeyboy!

Ed

We have a winner for the caption contest

[ivan]

I like Australia, even though I've never been there. I'm kinda afraid of spiders and snakes, though.

[monkeyman]

Oh, and a big ol' EFF YOO to you too, monkeyboy!


Did you miss the whole "I'm completely kidding thing"? There is nothing wrong with Australia.

[tobbogonist]

My applause to you, Tom.

Very funny :)

Ed

Thanking you and if Ivan you ever decide to visit Australia just bring a unicycle, snakes and spiders will leave you alone then. Also come to Tassie, tis better scenery, happier people and less wee bitey things.

[edsbelly]

Did you miss the whole "I'm completely kidding thing"? There is nothing wrong with Australia.
That's all I wanted to hear :)

*offers hug*

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c334/adervah/Cute_monkey6.jpg




Thanking you and if Ivan you ever decide to visit Australia just bring a unicycle, snakes and spiders will leave you alone then. Also come to Tassie, tis better scenery, happier people and less wee bitey things.

Bahahaha.. I like the way you phrased that.

He is correct, the scenery is much nicer in Tasmania. But lady-wise, Cairns or anywhere on the coast is the way to go. (but not Tasmania).

Come to Melbourne. We have Luke (president_luke) :D

Also, thanks Ivan :)

Ed

[mawesome]

All is at it should be.

[/DEFENCE_OF_HONOR]

[tobbogonist]

Bahahaha.. I like the way you phrased that.

He is correct, the scenery is much nicer in Tasmania. But lady-wise, Cairns or anywhere on the coast is the way to go. (but not Tasmania).

Ed

wow that makes me feel better. my girlfriend is one of those Tassie girls...
lol everyone seems to have a problem with Tasmania chicks. There is some jems around though, you just have to look harder

[edsbelly]

wow that makes me feel better. my girlfriend is one of those Tassie girls...
lol everyone seems to have a problem with Tasmania chicks. There is some jems around though, you just have to look harder
Yeah that is true. Now that I think about it, there were quite a few good looking girls while I was there. Including that girl that I picked up in Hobart at the hotel :D haha.

AND I never said that ALL Tassie girls weren't terribly attractive, I just said that Cairns and places up on the coast (further north of Melbourne too) have a lot more. It annoys me so much :(

Ed