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MuniAddict
2006-10-17, 03:44 PM
My sister sent this to me. It's hilarious! :D

"Women Are Evil By Nature..."



A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural club.

She gestured alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately.

She seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers.

As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.

"Are you the manager?" she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.

"Actually, no," he replied.

"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said, running her

Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes. I need for you to give him a message," she continued, running her

Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly popping a couple of her

Fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently.

"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.

"Tell him," she whispered,

"There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper towels in the ladies room."
phlegm
2006-10-17, 04:17 PM
Ew. :eek:
john_childs
2006-10-17, 06:39 PM
Evil but shortsighted.
Not wise to mess with the bartender like that. Her drinks for the rest of the night are going to be messed up. He'll likely remember her on future visits and continue messing up her drinks.
MuniAddict
2006-10-17, 09:33 PM
Evil but shortsighted.
Not wise to mess with the bartender like that. Her drinks for the rest of the night are going to be messed up. He'll likely remember her on future visits and continue messing up her drinks.Uh....joke John! *Not* real.
monkeyman
2006-10-17, 10:23 PM
The best jokes are the realistic ones....;)

I've seen that joke too many times for it to be funny anymore though.
MuniAddict
2006-10-17, 11:23 PM
The best jokes are the realistic ones....;)

I've seen that joke too many times for it to be funny anymore though.Really? Wow, first time I ever saw it and I'm 35 years older than you! I must lead a sheltered life....NOT!:D
petaccia
2006-10-17, 11:24 PM
nasty... gets me evey time
dudewithasock
2006-10-18, 01:18 AM
I'm kind of surprised I've never seen that one, heh. That's pretty gross, though.
Catboy
2006-10-18, 05:40 AM
Never trust anything that bleeds out of a hole for several days and doesn't die...
UniBrier
2006-10-19, 05:26 AM
So you don't trust anyone who survived a bullet wound? Very strange thing to post, stranger even than the "joke".
ivan
2006-10-19, 06:59 PM
I've also heard that joke at least 50 times. I'm gonna punch the next person who tells it to me.
dale_dale
2006-10-19, 07:38 PM
tahst the first time ive herd that joke

it was funny
semach.the.monkey
2006-10-19, 10:23 PM
You don't need a joke to show that women are evil. Simple maths can prove it!

http://plig.org/things/pictures/tn/evil-women.med.jpg

STM
smcmorrow
2006-10-19, 11:43 PM
You don't need a joke to show that women are evil. Simple maths can prove it!

http://plig.org/things/pictures/tn/evil-women.med.jpg

STM
thats really funny
funnier than the first joke
grawistkafn
2006-10-19, 11:49 PM
You don't need a joke to show that women are evil. Simple maths can prove it!

http://plig.org/things/pictures/tn/evil-women.med.jpg

STM
That is hilarious.
ivan
2006-10-20, 04:58 AM
You don't need a joke to show that women are evil. Simple maths can prove it!

http://plig.org/things/pictures/tn/evil-women.med.jpg

STM
This is good. I've also seen it about 50 times, but I enjoy it every time I see it.
cathwood
2006-10-20, 10:38 AM
Yep, hilarious, can't stop laughing. But if it makes you feel better ....
dudewithasock
2006-10-20, 10:59 AM
StM, that one is freakin' awesome. I've also seen it many times, but I remember the first time I did, I lol'ed pretty hard.