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UniBrier
2006-08-22, 10:53 PM
Somehow I ended up on the e-mailing list for both the R's and the D's. I got two today already:

This morning James Carville sent me this:

Dear Steven,

As the end of summer approaches, there are some things you can count on. The air will get cooler, the leaves will start changing, and Republican attacks will get ugly. A couple of months ago, we told you that the Republican dirty tricks were coming. Well, they've arrived.

The same "swift boaters" who went after John Kerry have turned their sights on Democrats yet again, attacking Jack Murtha. Right-wing leader James Dobson and the rest of the band of not-so-merry right-wing men are going to do everything they can to amp up the Republican base. And you can bet your sweet you-know-what that they are looking for new, even uglier ways to suppress votes.

A year ago, Republicans were counting on a different Democratic Party - a Party that would let attacks go unanswered, that would roll over and let them have their say... and let them have their way. Not anymore.

You can always tell how worried the Republican Party is by looking at how deeply they start caring - and by that we mean scaring -- their base. They're pinning all their hopes on out-gunning us in the closing months with their right-wing slime machine.

Last time around we saw what Rove and right-wingers can do to turn out the GOP vote. Let's admit it - it's formidable. And this year we expect nothing less.

But we've got something pretty formidable, too. With the launch of the 2006 Voter Turnout Fund, the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) is making sure that we match the Republicans blow for blow and voter for voter. The money raised for the fund will go exclusively towards financing the most robust, sophisticated get-out-the-vote program ever executed for a midterm election.

All of our work and dedication over the past two years means nothing if we can't get the voters to the polls. The DCCC has told us they need $250,000 by August 31st in order to keep pace with the Republican operation. This is your chance to make sure we win this final battle on the ground, in the trenches.

Beat Rove at His Own Game: Contribute $35, $50 or more to the DCCC Voter Turnout Fund.

Here's where your contribution to the Voter Turnout Fund will go:
Legal teams in every district ready to fly to protect the rights of each and every American as the Republicans work to keep voters away from the ballot box.


Micro-targeted precision mail programs identifying swing voters and strong Democrats who otherwise might not make it to the polls, exposing their local Republican's rubber stamp record and explaining the Democrat's new direction -- making sure no stone is left unturned in motivating voters.


Forty thousand volunteers and field operatives who will make two million phone calls to the voters who can make the difference and put our candidates over the top.


In at least 50 Congressional districts they will coordinate local volunteers to knock on an average of 25,000 doors per district.

This grassroots mobilization is unprecedented in a midterm election - but that's what it's going to take to win.

The American people are ready for a new direction. We've got the candidates who can provide that new direction, but for that to happen, we need to provide them the votes to win. The best thing you can do today to make a difference in this election is to make a contribution to the Voter Turnout Fund.

Beat Rove at His Own Game: Contribute $35, $50 or more to the DCCC Voter Turnout Fund.

With all their scandals, corruption, and failed policies, Republicans are trying to hide from the voters, and hide from their records. The DCCC won't let them.

The DCCC is putting ads up on the air right now to drive home to every last voter the truth about the reckless and power-hungry Republican Party. Then, using the money raised for the DCCC's Voter Turnout Fund, the Democratic ground operation will kick in and they'll do everything under the sun to make sure voters get to the polls and vote for change.

If we can get the DCCC the resources they need, they won't let us down. The work of the last two years will not be squandered, and the Republican Party will finally have a long overdue rendezvous with their record.

Beat Rove at His Own Game: Contribute $35, $50 or more to the DCCC Voter Turnout Fund.

We're supporting the Voter Turnout Fund, and hope you will too. It could make all the difference in taking our country in a new direction this November. We'll run those b-rate cowboys running our country into a ditch and out of town in November!

Let's go get 'em,


And then later Elizabeth Dole sent me this:

Liberal Democrats intend to take over the U.S. House and Senate this November and launch irresponsible, vengeful, investigations into the Bush Administration.

And I need your urgent help to stop them!

Right now, click here to make an emergency online contribution to the National Republican Senatorial Committee to help us protect our increasingly vulnerable Republican Senate Majority, as well as the Bush Presidency.

Every day, the liberal Democrats' intent to regain control of Congress and impeach President Bush grows clearer.

First, [House Democrat Minority Leader Nancy] Pelosi vowed "to use the power to investigate" the administration on multiple fronts...

...Then Democrats assembled a powerful impeachment coalition of over 100 liberal organizations, including an entire PAC whose sole mission is to back Democrat candidates who support the impeachment of President Bush.

Now, Congressman John Conyers, who has led the movement to impeach President Bush, has released his new "investigative report" on the Bush Administration: "The Constitution in Crisis: The Downing Street Minutes and Deception, Manipulation, Torture, Retribution, and Cover-ups in the Iraq War and Illegal Domestic Surveillance."

My friend, as you can imagine, Conyers's report is nothing more than a detailed roadmap for the impeachment of President Bush, ready for use should the Democrats win control of Congress this fall.

Under no circumstances can we allow that to happen to our Party, our nation or our President.

That's why I'm reaching out for your help today.

We need to act now to stop the liberal Democrats from gaining control of the Senate, and the power to take over the entire federal government, including the White House!

Please click here to donate $50, $75, $100, $250 or $500 to the NRSC today!

Your urgently-needed donation will help us provide our Republican candidates, who are fighting for everything from tax cuts to strengthening border security, with the essential resources and funding they need to fight the Democrat onslaught and retain control of the Senate.

Nothing is more important than this.

If we stand on the sidelines and give liberal Democrats control of the Senate this fall, they will not only do whatever it takes to humiliate, and ultimately destroy President Bush and his Administration ...

...They will quickly move to defeat our entire conservative agenda and saddle you and me with unending tax hikes, irresponsible cut-and-run policies in Iraq, government-mandated health care and much worse!

That is why responding to the NRSC's immediate call to action is so necessary and important.

Whatever amount of money you can give to help fund the NRSC's 2006 campaign warchest and protect our Republican Majority this November is truly needed and gratefully received.

But considering that John Conyers has already outlined a detailed plan for the impeachment of our President ... and liberals like Harry Reid and Hillary Clinton could soon be calling the shots in the Senate, moving to annihilate every initiative you and I have worked and fought to achieve together over the last 12 years...

...I sincerely hope you will give as generously as you possibly can to the NRSC today.

Thank you for helping the NRSC and our team of outstanding Republican candidates defend our critical Republican Majority in the upcoming 2006 elections.

With my warmest best wishes,


PROTECT OUR MAJORITY AND OUR PRESIDENT!

The Democrats' "roadmap" for 2006 is clear: take the House and Senate, and impeach the President.

With our nation at war, President Bush's tax cuts set to expire and illegal immigration at all all-time high, is this really the kind of Congress you want?

If your answer is a resounding "NO", please make an urgent online contribution to help the NRSC protect and preserve our crucial Republican Senate Majority!

Please click here to donate $50, $75, $100, $250 or $500 to the NRSC immediately. Thank you.


Should I just send them both money and hope they go away?

habbywall
2006-08-22, 11:01 PM
Say, I'm disenqlined to aques your request, I don't know how it's spelled, but it was in the first Pirates of The Caribean.

UniBrier
2006-08-22, 11:08 PM
I don't know how it's spelledWhat, you don't have a word processor with spell check on your computer?

Disinclined to acquiesce to your request.

johnfoss
2006-08-23, 12:55 AM
Wow, those Republicans sure seem worried about their President being investigated... he must have something to hide.

Yes I know investigations of that nature are ugly, and will take energy away from doing more useful things. Let's see. How useful could the money we're spending on Iraq be elsewhere? How much is it costing us, per day, to watch the poor Iraqis slide into a civil war? No, I don't want a civil war in Iraq either, but how many resources should we be willing to commit to that project? And if you're connected to oil companies (big investors) or war contractors, you're not allowed to answer.

As for who do you believe? Anyone without an agenda. If you can find such a person...

harper
2006-08-23, 04:09 AM
As for who do you believe? Anyone without an agenda. If you can find such a person...


I am that person. I have no agenda. Trust me and I will show you the one, true path. The initial investment is quite managable. I don't like words such as small. They cheapen my pitch.

bugman
2006-08-23, 04:57 AM
I am that person. I have no agenda. Trust me and I will show you the one, true path. The initial investment is quite managable. I don't like words such as small. They cheapen my pitch.


I am sure that I was hypnotised by your Avatar. Where do I send the check?

squirrel
2006-08-23, 05:41 AM
ahhhh....at least we can see common ground, both emails ask for $$$$$$

Who can you believe? no one who is asking you for money

hell-on-wheel
2006-08-23, 12:17 PM
...Micro-targeted precision mail programs...
For a second there I thought it was Donald Rumsfeld talking.

Nothing is more important than this.
I'm speechless.

BillyTheMountain
2006-08-23, 12:21 PM
I am that person. I have no agenda. Trust me and I will show you the one, true path. The initial investment is quite managable. I don't like words such as small. They cheapen my pitch.

Greg,

I was gonna say that! You and me are just the same.

I hope Raphael doesn't start making something of it.

By the way, did anyone see the full page ad on A8 ( I think) of yesterday's NYTimes? It was a letter to Bush, very diplomatically worded, from an organization in Kuwait (remember when the USA used Kuwait to bomb Iraq?), gently suggesting there was a big problem. It had lots of photos of dead and wounded Lebanese.

leo
2006-08-23, 12:31 PM
Maybe not related to the first post, but the topic-title reminds me to a politician in The Netherlands who admitted without any shame to "consult protistutes".

For some reason I trust politicians like that earlier than those who keep denieng.

Of course his party dropped him out, he replied with "yes, I'm only person in the country who's visiting prostitutes".

JJuggle
2006-08-23, 12:35 PM
I was gonna say that! You and me are just the same.

I hope Raphael doesn't start making something of it.
Yes, Billy.

You are to Greg as roquefort is to mild cheddar.

Greg is to you as Woody Allen is to Gilbert Gottfried.

bugman
2006-08-23, 01:07 PM
Yes, Billy.

You are to Greg as roquefort is to mild cheddar.

Greg is to you as Woody Allen is to Gilbert Gottfried.


I would have said Harper is to Billy as Einstien is to Ivan Pavlov.

harper
2006-08-23, 03:29 PM
Billy is to me as a match is to tinder.
I am to Billy as gasoline is to fire.

Were JC not the only main man possible, Billy would be my main man (if Raphael let him out to play.)

BillyTheMountain
2006-08-23, 03:40 PM
I would have said Harper is to Billy as Einstien is to Ivan Pavlov.

I get it!

Harper is to bugman as Einstien is to Paul Muller

Harper is to Raphael as Einstien is to Mary Jane Scherdin

I get it! I get it!

Raphael is to bugman as a fine French Brie is to Wisconsin cheddar!

BillyTheMountain
2006-08-23, 03:43 PM
Were JC not the only main man possible, Billy would be my main man (if Raphael let him out to play.)

JC is to The kingdom of God as Billy is to Just Conversation.

BluntRM
2006-08-23, 03:56 PM
Just buy the SUV and support everybody.:)

maestro8
2006-08-23, 05:19 PM
Wow, those Republicans sure seem worried about their President being investigated... he must have something to hide.
...and the Democrats seem worried about the Republicans. It seems everyone is out with their smear campaigns, but no one talks issues anymore... barely a couple sentences about taxes, immigration, war, nothing important like education, healthcare or welfare... we got a bunch of pantywaists in Washington! Can we press the "reset" button on our Gov't and start over?

underdog
2006-08-23, 05:26 PM
How can you tell if a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

BTW. If Harper is the man without an agenda I suggest that we start a write in campaign; Harper for President.

harper
2006-08-23, 07:03 PM
BTW. If Harper is the man without an agenda I suggest that we start a write in campaign; Harper for President.

I voted for myself when I was first eligible to become president which was in the 1988 election. I think I lost. Had I won and thought I lost I'm sure we would be in a better world today.

BillyTheMountain
2006-08-23, 07:31 PM
Somehow I ended up on the e-mailing list for both the R's and the D's. I got two today already:

This morning James Carville sent me this:

Dear Steven,

Here's where your contribution to the Voter Turnout Fund will go:
Legal teams in every district ready to fly to protect the rights of each and every American as the Republicans work to keep voters away from the ballot box.

And then later Elizabeth Dole sent me this:


Quote:
Liberal Democrats intend to take over the U.S. House and Senate this November and launch irresponsible, vengeful, investigations into the Bush Administration.

Every day, the liberal Democrats' intent to regain control of Congress and impeach President Bush grows clearer.

First, [House Democrat Minority Leader Nancy] Pelosi vowed "to use the power to investigate" the administration on multiple fronts...

...Then Democrats assembled a powerful impeachment coalition of over 100 liberal organizations, including an entire PAC whose sole mission is to back Democrat candidates who support the impeachment of President Bush.

Now, Congressman John Conyers, who has led the movement to impeach President Bush, has released his new "investigative report" on the Bush Administration: "The Constitution in Crisis: The Downing Street Minutes and Deception, Manipulation, Torture, Retribution, and Cover-ups in the Iraq War and Illegal Domestic Surveillance."

PROTECT OUR MAJORITY AND OUR PRESIDENT!
With our nation at war, President Bush's tax cuts set to expire and illegal immigration at all all-time high, is this really the kind of Congress you want?


Should I just send them both money and hope they go away?

I cut away all the non-content for you. There isn't really much content to either letter. The Dems must assume you know their agenda, because it's not stated anywhere.

The Repubs only hint at their agenda: Keep up the war, more tax cuts for the very wealthy, and more money to private police and prisons for illegal immigration (courtesy of the middle class). I bolded it for you above

bugman
2006-08-23, 08:01 PM
I cut away all the non-content for you. There isn't really much content to either letter. The Dems must assume you know their agenda, because it's not stated anywhere.

The Repubs only hint at their agenda: Keep up the war, more tax cuts for the very wealthy, and more money to private police and prisons for illegal immigration (courtesy of the middle class). I bolded it for you above

The Dems have an Agenda, or are they still formulating it after 6 years?

BillyTheMountain
2006-08-24, 01:52 AM
The Dems have an Agenda, or are they still formulating it after 6 years?

So I guess I stated the Repubs agenda accurately?

The True Dems have an agenda.

The DCCC, who made that request in this email, are the arch-conservative/heavily funded/lobbyist-controlled wing of the party, and basically useless.

Eg, that's why Michael Moore could call Bill Clinton the best Republican president the USA has ever had.

UniBrier
2006-11-05, 04:13 AM
I recently received an e-mail with an advance copy of the agenda of one of the major parties for their 2008 National Convention. After some research I found the agenda for the other party too.

In alphabetical order:

AGENDA FOR THE DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION 2008

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N.
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 - 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging.
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding-- Barney Frank presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan-- Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender--French President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay. Sean Penn
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military, A short talk by William
Jefferson Clinton
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award,
presented by Michael Moore
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the
World Trade Center Towers-- Howard Dean
10:30 P.M Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud
Ahnadinejad
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents Internet
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War criminals-- John Kerry
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Hillary Rodham Clinton
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home


And

2008 REPUBLICAN CONVENTION AGENDA

6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance to George W. Bush
6:35 PM Ceremonial Burning of Bill of Rights
6:45 PM Salute to the Project for the New American Century
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Katherine Harris on "Are Elections Really Necessary?"
7:30 PM Announcement: Mark Foley Was a Closet Democrat
7:35 PM Trent Lott - "Re-Segregation in the 21st Century"
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's What's for Dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos Are After Your Children
8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (men only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: The Government of the Future
9:00 PM Dennis Hastert leads discussion: How to Shirk Responsibility and
Get Away with It
9:05 PM Phyllis Schlafly speaks on "Why Women Shouldn't Be Leaders"
9:10 PM EPA Address #2: Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second Prayer led by Pat Robertson
10:15 PM Karl Rove Lecture: How to Commit Perjury and Obstruction of
Justice and Get Away with It
10:35 PM George W. Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft: New Mandatory Kevlar Chastity Belt
10:45 PM GOP's Tribute to Tokenism, Colin Powell, Condoleeza Rice and
Alberto Gonzales
10:46 PM Ann Coulter's Tribute "Joe McCarthy, Great American Patriot"
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: A Drain on Our Nation's Economy
11:10 PM Dick Cheney leads discussion: How to Shoot People, Cover It
Up, and Get Away with It
11:20 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: A Dangerous New Cult
11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Bill Clinton
11:40 PM Twice-Divorced Newt Gingrich speaks on "The Sanctity of Marriage"
11:41 PM Announcement: Ronald Reagan to be added to Mt. Rushmore
11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself
12:00 PM Nomination of GW Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord


Don't forget to vote next Tuesday.

BillyTheMountain
2006-11-09, 02:59 AM
I recently received an e-mail with an advance copy of the agenda of one of the major parties for their 2008 National Convention. After some research I found the agenda for the other party too.

In alphabetical order:



And



Don't forget to vote next Tuesday.

Good one, Steve!!!