Pick Up Lines

[tomtrevor]

for those people in Australia and New Zealand there was a segment on Rove Live on this. some of them were pretty funny.

so what are your best and worst pick up lines?

i like this one: "Are you wearing space pants, because your ass is out of this world".:D

[swarbrim]

I have lost my number, can i share yours?

Mike

[iridemymuni]

i'm gunna read these off a shirt i made a while ago.

You're so hot you melt the plastic in my pants.

So, you're a girl huh?

Good day for weather.

Your graphics are so beautiful that they rival doom 3.

Can i buy you a drink or do you just want the money?

Do you know how to use a whip?

Wanna ride my unicycle?

and my personal all time favourite pick up line:

Wow, you're eyebrows are thick.

edit: oh yeah another one i left out:

Hi, my names Mike Swarbrick

[yoopers]

Hey, this is pretty heavy.

[tomtrevor]

"You make my software turn to hardware!"

"You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear"

"I wet my pants... can I get in yours?"

"Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position."

"Roses are red, violets are blue, I have warts, so will you."

"I can see you. [Uh, yeah.] Great! Then how about tomorrow."

[iridemymuni]

Hey babe, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?

[tomtrevor]

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

[iridemymuni]

If you were a booger i'd pick you first

[tomtrevor]

Hey babe, i think im gay, wanna prove me wrong?

[iridemymuni]

hey, tom's gay dont worry about him, come over here

[tomtrevor]

girl: hell no you hairy freak, im gonna prove him wrong.

you had that one coming.

[iridemymuni]

girl: he's going out with somebody already, wow, what a freak. hey look a hairy guy!!

ohhh yeah

[tomtrevor]

girl: wheres the guy. all i see is a giant hair ball.

[iridemymuni]

other person: no thats toms girlfriend. look at the thing slightly to the left.


okay let's stop it there before it gets out of hand. back to pick up lines eh.

i play world of warcraft

[tomtrevor]

yea probably.

i have a 6ft pole, wanna play with it?

[nickvb123]

guy: did you know that im wearing a magic watch? it tells me special things.
for instance right now, its telling me that you're not wearing any panties

girl: thats not true.

guy: (checks watch) sorry, its half an hour fast

[tomtrevor]

hahaha, that is so good.

[tomtrevor]

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

[Eddbmxdude]

Okay, so I came over here to ask you to dance, but I'm kind of concerned. I mean, we could hit it off really well, end up having a few drinks, next thing you know you're giving me your number because I'm too shy to ask for it, I finally get up the nerve to call and we take in a movie, have some dinner, I relax, you relax, we go out a few more times, get to know each other's friends, spend a lot of time together, then finally have get past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible, decide our relationship is solid and stable, so we move in together for a while, then a few months later get married, I get a promotion, you get a promotion, we buy a bigger house. You really want kids, but I really want freedom, but we have a kid anyway, only to find that I am resentful, the sparks start to fade and to rekindle them we have two more lovely kids, but now I work too much to keep up with the bills, have no time for you, you're stressed and stop taking really good care of yourself, so to get past our slow sex life and my declining self-confidence I turn to an outside affair for sexual gratification. You find out because I'm careless and a lousy liar, you throw me out (justifiably so) and we have to explain to the kids why mommy and daddy are splitting up. That's just too sad. Think about the children. For God's sake, if you dance with me and we hit it off, let's just keep it sexual, because we both know where it's going.

Genius!

Rock on!
Edd

[nickvb123]

that must have taken you a while to type ;o

[tomtrevor]

well actually i can't take complete credit for that. i have had it stored in my computer for ages. i used it for something but can't remember what for. so i pretty much just copied it.

[bugman]

Guy You look a lot like my first wife.

Girl How many times have you been married?

Guy Never.

[UniBrier]

Deja Vu all over again. (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38107)

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. How about dinner sometime?






I'm still hungry.:o

[swarbrim]

edit: oh yeah another one i left out:

Hi, my names Mike Swarbrick

haha, thanks man.


Deja Vu all over again. (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=38107)

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. How about dinner sometime?


Thats good.


Guy You look a lot like my first wife.

Girl How many times have you been married?

Guy Never.

Thats better.


First one is still the best :p

Mike

[Robbie]

Okay, so I came .. past this sexual tension and really develop this intense sex life that is truly incredible .. affair for sexual gratification .. keep it sexual

That's about all I read from that paragraph.

[Catboy]

If your butt was a seafood restaraunt I'd take the Pupu platter.

You must eat a lot of lucky charms, because you're magically delicious.

[munimanpete]

*walk up to girl, lick finger, wipe it on her shirt* "oh my, lets get you out of these wet clothes"

[Mike_Foote]

- Excuse me mam, does this rag smell like cloriform to you?



I'd like to see that one fail!

[TheObieOne3226]

I'll give you a beer if you show me your boobs.

[Elmer Fudd]

I have gweat success quoting my movie lines.

"As it turns out, I'm secwetwy evil."

"How can I hypnotize you if you don't co-opewate?"

"I will do it with my spear and magic hewmet!"

"Have any of you girls ever had an expewience wike this?"

"I want you to apowogize pubwicwy for cawwing me stupid."

"Do you have a message for Mr. Fudd?"

"I'm scawed of cwowns. Wah ha ha ha ha ha!"

“My name is Elmer J. Fudd. Miwwionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht.”

"Would you vawidate my ticket?"

Hahahahahahahaha

[Radical Reed]

heres one I herd last night: "you must have a lot of unpaid parking tikets cause you got fine writen all over you"
one of my friend kept saying it and now its stuck in my head

[Into the blue]

Interesting that no females have posted anything on this thread. :D

[digigal1]

Well, this only works with girls but they're the only ones I work with so:

Pointing at her shirt: "Could this be felt?"

(Run fingers down her chest and smile)

[Probailer2]

- Excuse me mam, does this rag smell like cloriform to you?



I'd like to see that one fail!

That one made me laugh so hard that I fell of my chair:p

If got some to:
"Have you run into any trees lately? Then how bout a root!"
"I'm easy. Are you?"
"I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex."
"Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
"I bet you $20 you're gonna turn me down"


Peter M

[burjzyntski]

damn you mike_foote, I was scanning the pages hoping that nobody had posted that one :(

I'll do it anyway:

"Excuse me ma'am, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

that's my best one ;)

i don't use pick up lines, girls just tend to flock to me :rolleyes:

Megans/Meghans are somehow attracted to me more than anything else...

[pixystix6]

I'm a chick and I got lines to use on guys!

1 - You're ugly but you intrigue me
2 - Let's play pool. We can use your stick and balls and my hole!
3 - I'll give you a nickel if I can tickle your pickle...
4 - Do you have a Band-Aid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you
5 - Is your dad a peanut maker? 'Cause you've got nice nuts!
6 - Hi!
7 - Do these look real?

To use on girls...

1 - Did you fall from heaven, cos I got an erectoin
2 - Hi, I'm Batman. Wanna see my batmobile?
3 - You are the hottest thing since sunburn
4 - I'm a used car but you can still drive me!
5 - Do you know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie-pop? Wanna find out?
6 - Hey babe, can I have your number? I think it'll look better in my pocket than in your head.
7 - It's not the size of the boat. It's the motion of the ocean.
8 - I'm the doctor of love baby and you're over due for your meat injection!

and I'm gonna stop, cos I have million of them, lol

[iridemymuni]

wholey crap a chick actually posted...

i like the pool table one

[Elmo]

My name is Elmo, you can tickle me any time you want to.

I would not use most of these on Sesame Street.

[terrybigwheel]

Do you know what'd look good on you? Me.

I'm bigger and better than the Titanic ... only 200 woman went down on the Titanic

I'm good at math, U+I=69

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put you between F and CK

Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's. :D

Please help the homeless. Take me home with you...

Wanna come and see my Hard Drive? Babe, I promise you it ain't 3.5 inches and it sure ain't floppy.

What's a nice girl like you doing with a face like that?.

Would you like to come to a party in my toolshed?

You are a 9.999. Well, you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.

You're good at mathematics, right? Would you say 69 was a perfect square?

Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

[iridemymuni]

you must be picking up all the babes terry

[terrybigwheel]

you must be picking up all the babes terry
More than I can handle!
Here's a couple more...

"Do you want to see something swell?"

"Excuse me I've lost my puppy. Will you help me look for him? Ohhh I think he went into this cheap motel."

Do you sleep on your stomach? (No) Can I?

Since you've already given away your virginity, can I have the box it came in?

Excuse me miss, do you give he#d to strangers? (No) Well then, allow me to introduce myself...

[iridemymuni]

"you carry you're weight well"

"Have you ever played naked leap frog?"

"I just shit into my pants. Can I get into yours?"

this will definatly improve my chances with the females

[GILD]

They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.
Mmm, interesting.
My ex insisted it was thru the chest with a sharp knife.

[Into the blue]

I'm so old I just used to club females over the head and drag them by the hair back to my cave.
Worked for me.

[monkeyman]

I'm so old I just used to club females over the head and drag them by the hair back to my cave.
Worked for me.

hahahahahahahaha.

best one on thid thread.

[dudewithasock]

6 - Hi!


Risque.

[pixystix6]

I don't get it?

[dudewithasock]

I was poking fun at the fact that you consider "hi" a pickup line.

[iridemymuni]

"hi" usually gets me slapped in the face.

[mike_echter]

"baby if you were words on a page you'd be FINE PRINT"

[unisteve]

They say you can't have a relationship based solely on sex. I'm willing to try.

[boo radley]

"you don't sweat much for a fat girl"

[jake_amos]

you dont look to attractive but i've seen your mother and she's fine how about i bank you for an investment.

turn downs.

guy: who do you like your eggs in the morning ( raises eyebrow )
girl: unfertilised thank you

[tomtrevor]

Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

[One on one]

Do you like poetry?
Then let me show you my Longfellow.

[dudewithasock]

"you don't sweat much for a fat girl"

ROFL

Rack(tm) to you for that, Boo, that made me laugh.

[jake_amos]

most standard pick up line:

hi i am ( insert name here ) lets go to your place and get freaky - bow chicca bow wow -

[nickvb123]

i am visualising the -bow chicca wow wow- in my head right now. Its so true ;)

[Pebbles]

all class but the best one i've seen work was my mate in a club near loch lomond.

having spotted a fat girl and a skinny girl together my mate went over and asked the wee fat ugly one to dance,she was shocked that she had got asked instead of her attractive skinny pal as usual,she said yes and he said "good,fuck off while i speak to your big lovely pal here!"

they were together for years.

there is also the old gardeners favourite,

guy:"Do you like flowers?"

girl:"yeah!"

guy:"Get your tulips round this then love!!!!"
note.its best to grab crotch and smile during the last line!

[dudewithasock]

all class but the best one i've seen work was my mate in a club near loch lomond.

having spotted a fat girl and a skinny girl together my mate went over and asked the wee fat ugly one to dance,she was shocked that she had got asked instead of her attractive skinny pal as usual,she said yes and he said "good,fuck off while i speak to your big lovely pal here!"

they were together for years.

Heh, if I was the skinny girl, I'd be pissed at how rude that is...still funny though.

[Mikefule]

To think Shaespeare wasted all that time writing carefully crafted love sonnets, when all he had to do was make a smutty pun.:rolleyes:

Someone's posted a variant of it already, but my all time favourite is, "Gosh, Brenda, you don't sweat much for a fat girl."

[jake_amos]

dude really read shakespeare it's all smut hidden in words that sound romantic

[Naomi]

OK, one that someone tried on me this weekend: unsuccessfully.

" What's a nice place like this doing in a girl like you...er... did I get that line right?"
More original than most though, and if he hadn't been wearing a backwards baseball cap I might have been a little less dismissive.

I really detest over used pick-up lines, hear far to many of them, far too often, and certainly for me, they fail miserably. Most of those that use them rarely seem to have much else worthwhile to say.

Nao

[tomtrevor]

haha, yet another girl has posted here, how cool.

and yet another cheesy pick up line:

If you think Chewbacca is hairy, wait till you see my Wookie.

[iridemymuni]

i drive a tractor.

works like a charm.

[tomtrevor]

thats daves second best pick up line

[Mikefule]

" What's a nice place like this doing in a girl like you...er... did I get that line right?"
More original than most though, and if he hadn't been wearing a backwards baseball cap I might have been a little less dismissive.


Perhaps he was a keen player of backwards baseball. You shouldn't jump to conclusions.;)

Have you noticed how we Brits have a massive market for baseball caps and (disturbingly) baseball bats, but no one ever plays baseball?

[GILD]

no one ever plays baseball?
Is that because of the rampant popularity of cricket?

[DarkTom]

Do you like parties?

Well run up my leg and have a ball.

I have used "Would you like to perform orally?" before, and it worked! (with a fat chick)


T.

[Naomi]

Perhaps he was a keen player of backwards baseball. You shouldn't jump to conclusions.;)

Have you noticed how we Brits have a massive market for baseball caps and (disturbingly) baseball bats, but no one ever plays baseball?


I don't think I jumped to any conclusions: except that he was the last of a line of four guys, all from the same group, who appeared to be having some sort of competition ( supposedly unknown to me). The winner, I guessed, was to be the one who reached first base quickest.

I am not a fan of baseball, neither forwards nor backwards. I turned his hat around, held the peak down to cover his eyes, and asked whether he could now see well enough to know he was pitching way out of his league.
His mates spent the rest of the evening "adjusting" his cap and making comments to him.

But I do have a baseball bat, just near the front door ;-)


Nao

[jake_amos]

yes cricket is good

[iridemymuni]

"i've got a hairy back"

thats more of a female to male pick up line....

[jake_amos]

thats sick you should be hung, drawn and quarted for that

[jake_amos]

"you have a wonderful arse, even if it does have a crack in it"

[tomtrevor]

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you
notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, I think you have something in your eye. Nope, it's just a
sparkle.

[GILD]

I turned his hat around, held the peak down to cover his eyes, and asked whether he could now see well enough to know he was pitching way out of his league.
Pow!

Priceless.

[Kris]

my are kinda lame but hey they could work

"hey baby, wanna take a ride on my koxx"
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Guy: "Can I stick my finger in your belly-button"
Girl: "Sure but that's not my belly-button"
Guy: "...That's not finger"

[tomtrevor]

hahahaha, thats a good one

[tomtrevor]

"your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice!"

[nickvb123]

my are kinda lame but hey they could work

"hey baby, wanna take a ride on my koxx"

LOL. Unicyclists are definetly the best when it comes to the ladies. That is classic though, i wont be forgetting that one in a while.

[Naomi]

"your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice!"

Oooh so many put down lines leap up into my head for that one. For example:

" Oh no, your talents are eminently more suitable for the Tweedle DumB role."

Put down lines can be equally entertaining, We should see more of them here.

Nao

[dan de man]

How bout

"hey baby, wanna take a ride on my koxx"

"no I prefer KH"

[tomtrevor]

hahahaha that would suck so much if you got that reply

[iridemymuni]

it would actually be quite cool cause you've found a chick that knows stuff about unicycling. but yet it would suck....

"i've got a 26" koxx"

sounds interesting

[GILD]

Put down lines can be equally entertaining, We should see more of them here.
I just don't think males are genetically wired to deliver put-down lines.
I found a mother-lode here th (http://www.insults.net/html/chatups/)o.

[iridemymuni]

Bond. James Bond.

Off. Piss off.

[Naomi]

I just don't think males are genetically wired to deliver put-down lines.
I found a mother-lode here th (http://www.insults.net/html/chatups/)o.



A couple of years ago I spent a bored afternoon writing down all the pickup lines that had been tried on me, and then making up some suitable replies. I had them all in a small notebook which I would occasionally lend to friends. Sadly I forgot who I last lent it to. Maybe I should write another. I don't like using other people's lines.

I remember a couple of them:

"Ooh that was clever: now tell me the square root of 24,649."
and
" Oh, well done, you just about managed to remember that. I'll give you a minute to say something that I will find interesting."

This usually had roughly the same effect as "Get lost".


Or perhaps I should go for a ride, it has been three weeks now since I last rode.

Nao

[GILD]

Nah, I think it's worth going thru this thread, harvesting all the lines and writing suitable put-downs for them.
See it as a public service.

[iridemymuni]

speaking of pick up lines, i have to get a date to come with me to my year 11 semi-formal in 2 or so months. i'll try out all these lines and see how they go aye?

[tomtrevor]

heres a few good come backs:

Q: Do you believe in love at first sight or do you want me to walk by again?
A: Yeah, but this time don't stop!

Q: I think you're the best looking girl in here.
A: Really? Well, I'd better go find the best looking guy then, hadn't I!

He: Your legs go clear up to your ass.
She: Most peoples' do!

Q: Can I buy you a drink?
A: Go ahead, but only if you buy my boyfriend one too!

[tomtrevor]

just ask bonnie already you know you want to

[tomtrevor]

or even cassie (the shlanky one)

[iridemymuni]

i wouldnt ask out bonnie under any circumstances, i'd rather go alone.

i would ask cassie but she's WAY too tall for me

[tomtrevor]

it would be really weird if she wears high heels.

just wear a top hat and those shoes with the really thick soles

[edsbelly]

This isn't from personal experience, but a friend was in "The Games Workshop," which for those who don't know, is where you buy Warhammer (http://www.games-workshop.com/). Anyway, my friend, Becc, was there with her sister/ my best friend, Lauren, just looking around because the figures there are really quite interesting. After about five minutes, Becc looked around at the people in the store and realised that she and her sister were the only girls in there! And not only that, but all of the guys in there looked really geeky!

So anyway, apparently this really *cute* guy walked up to Becc and started talking to her. His line was "soo.. you play warhammer?"

Now that I've written it down, it doesn't sound as funny, but when she told me, I couldn't stop laughing.

There have been a few times that I've used Zapp Brannigan's classic line "If I said you had a hot body, would you take off your pants and dance a little?" The funny part is that one worked each time that i was being serious :p


Anywho,

Ed

[Naomi]

Nah, I think it's worth going thru this thread, harvesting all the lines and writing suitable put-downs for them.
See it as a public service.


Why? Are you being troubled by a non stop stream of would be admirers G?


Nao

[GILD]

I was thinking that most of the contributors so far seem to have been in the 14-18 year age group and may not have had too much exposure to real women.
I thought a warning now might save them from lots of boorish behaviour in the future.

But I am a recent convert to singledom, so maybe it was subconscious...

[yoopers]

I was thinking that most of the contributors so far seem to have been in the 14-18 year age group
Thank you, Dave. I was the fourth poster so I feel very complimented. Thanks. :)

[Kris]

this line is from the hot chick
guy: hey aren't you the chick doing the college guy
girl: no
guy: wanna be?
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another uni pick up line

"if you though my kh is big then you should check out my schwinn!"
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lol or
"baby, if you were a unicycle, i would ride you all the time!"

who doesn't like unicycle pick-up lines lol

[Naomi]

[QUOTE=GILD]I was thinking that most of the contributors so far seem to have been in the 14-18 year age group and may not have had too much exposure to real women.
I thought a warning now might save them from lots of boorish behaviour in the future.
QUOTE]


I was thinking much the same. Their suggestion that some of these pick up lines are actually working, also says a lot about the girls/women that are their targets. ;-)

A guy last night came up and said "You look interesting, maybe you should buy me a drink." Although a pick up line, it did seem to be spontaneously created. And it held out tags for continuing discussion, so was quite good.


Nao

[iridemymuni]

you seem to get a lot of pickup lines.

most the the lines done to me usually involve "what are you looking at?"

[jake_amos]

you seem to get a lot of pickup lines.

most the the lines done to me usually involve "what are you looking at?"

she's prolly rerry hot

[Naomi]

you seem to get a lot of pickup lines.

most the the lines done to me usually involve "what are you looking at?"

My two friends and I used to play a game: the rules were, roughly:

1) The girl who gets the least approaches in an evening pays for the taxi home.
2) When approached you have three choices:
a) dismiss him successfully with a good original putdown.
b) get him to buy all three of us a drink ( within a two minute time limit )
c) or the next round is on you.
There were minor refinements to the rules, mainly involving points for style, but this gives the general idea. b) was risky, because it conflicted with 1).

Rule one was interesting. You quickly learned how to dress the part for maximum magnetic field strength, and avoiding the taxi bill thus became a very seriously contested situation. Rule one losers occasionally reached double figures.
Rule two teaches you just how easily guys can be led, as soon as their "thought central" moves down South.


Nao

[jake_amos]

My two friends and I used to play a game: the rules were, roughly:

1) The girl who gets the least approaches in an evening pays for the taxi home.
2) When approached you have three choices:
a) dismiss him successfully with a good original putdown.
b) get him to buy all three of us a drink ( within a two minute time limit )
c) or the next round is on you.
There were minor refinements to the rules, mainly involving points for style, but this gives the general idea. b) was risky, because it conflicted with 1).

Rule one was interesting. You quickly learned how to dress the part for maximum magnetic field strength, and avoiding the taxi bill thus became a very seriously contested situation. Rule one losers occasionally reached double figures.
Rule two teaches you just how easily guys can be led, as soon as their "thought central" moves down South.


Nao


hahahahaha thats funny you should have been one of those ppl who goes out to night clubs to study the behviour of men

[GILD]

as soon as their "thought central" moves down South.
From where?!?

[jake_amos]

zing

[monkeyman]

From where?!?

That is one of the funniest things I've read on the forum in a while.

:D :D :D

[Mikefule]

My mum told me I'd meet dangerous people if I hung about in internet forums. I think she meant Naomi.:eek:

;)

[BillyTheMountain]

My mum told me I'd meet dangerous people if I hung about in internet forums. I think she meant Naomi.:eek:

;)


Please tell me if that pick up line actually WORKED for you.... ;)

[Naomi]

My mum told me I'd meet dangerous people if I hung about in internet forums. I think she meant Naomi.:eek:

;)

Awww. I have never been warned off by anyone else's mum before. It makes me feel all warm.
I had my mum warn a couple of guys about me, when I was about 17. I thought it a bit odd that she warned them about me, rather than the reverse but in retrospect, and following Mike's analysis...
My brother also thought I was dangerous when he was teaching me how to shoot some 10 years ago. I told him his AK47 was maybe not the best thing to learn with. ( True story..he was, at the time, a policeman in Manila )


Nao

[trials_uni]

Guyto Girl: Hey!!! Youre wearing pants!!!
Girl back: Yeah so are you
Guy: See we already have so much in common:)

[tomtrevor]

some good comebacks:

Guy: I would die for you...
Girl: Proove it

Guy: If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put I and U togather
Girl: Oh really, because if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put F and U
together.

[monkeyman]

I was thinking much the same. Their suggestion that some of these pick up lines are actually working, also says a lot about the girls/women that are their targets.

I probably wouldn't want to be friends with any girl who fell for these, much less date her...

[dudewithasock]

I probably wouldn't want to be friends with any girl who fell for these, much less date her...

I'd want to date the girl who pretends to fall for those cheesy lines, then, when the guy isn't looking, castrates him with a pipe cutter and throws him in a pool of lemon juice.

[THE dave]

you are officially on my "terrifying list"

... im gonna have nightmares

[tomtrevor]

I'd want to date the girl who pretends to fall for those cheesy lines, then, when the guy isn't looking, castrates him with a pipe cutter and throws him in a pool of lemon juice.

i really dont know how you came up with that but now i am really really scared.

[monkeyman]

i really dont know how you came up with that but now i am really really scared.
he's insulting the idiots that actually use these and give the rest of guys a bad name

[tomtrevor]

i am still scared...

[THE dave]

me too

[One on one]

If I gave you a sexy negligee, would there be anything in it for me?

Do you mind if I end this sentence in a proposition?

Do you believe in the hereafter? Then you know what I'm here after.

Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just thought you should know that.’

Can I take your picture? (Why?) Because I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas

You be the Dairy Queen and I'll be your Burger King: You treat me right, and I'll do it your way

[ntappin]

Guyto Girl: Hey!!! Youre wearing pants!!!
Girl back: Yeah so are you
Guy: See we already have so much in common:)

Wanna become different ;)

[dudewithasock]

he's insulting the idiots that actually use these and give the rest of guys a bad name

Not only that, but I'm also giving props to the girls who don't put up with it. That's a turn on by itself - intelligence.

[iridemymuni]

" i play world of warcraft "

that gets all the chickybabes

[jake_amos]

no no no your doing it wrong it's compliments that work not the best pick up lines ever that only guys get

[ice_cold_uni6]

my friend taught me this one:

guy- "hey did you know from here to here

*points to distance from girls shoulder to neck*

guy- is the same as the distance from here to here?"

*points to same thing on girls other side, ending with arm around shoulder.*

[ice_cold_uni6]

or,

guy - "yawn"

girl - "what?"

guy - "just close your eyes and yawn like normal"

*girl yawns*

*guy pokes her tounge with his finger*

if she freaks out it didnt work, if she laughs your in good shape.

[dudewithasock]

or,

guy - "yawn"

girl - "what?"

guy - "just close your eyes and yawn like normal"

*girl yawns*

*guy pokes her tounge with his finger*

if she freaks out it didnt work, if she laughs your in good shape.

HAHAHAHAHAHA

That was awesome. New sig.

Had to edit it a bit for size, but it still gets the funny across.

[iridemymuni]

" i like girls who don't shave their top lip "

[ice_cold_uni6]

"hundreds of years ago north african tribal men rode unicycles to prove the strength of their "manhood""

[ice_cold_uni6]

theres over a million unicyclsits in the us, and theres like 3 million in japan.

i think its about time there was a unicyclist dating site.

[iridemymuni]

unicyclist dating site.

nice.

[tomtrevor]

that should be fun, then the sport would grow heaps and heaps, mainly 40 year old guys still living with their parents though.

[dan de man]

tell me the square root of 24,649."

Nao
157

[tomtrevor]

touche' dan

i bet you figured that one out in your head all by yourslef

[ice_cold_uni6]

yeah, i bet with no calculator or nothin, especially since theres one on the computer and everything

[dan de man]

touche' dan

i bet you figured that one out in your head all by yourslef
damn straight why do you think I havnt posted in this thread for a while

[tomtrevor]

hmmmm

touche'........again

[tomtrevor]

"I want to give myself to you."
"Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

[Cahbecrdreife]

If I had AIDS, would you have sex with me? (No.) Well, I don't, so let's go. ;)

[Cahbecrdreife]

Damn, Sugar, settle down. I'm diabetic.

[habbywall]

*points at crotch*
Ya know, this thing won't blow itself.

[brendon557]

Hey how about we add are selves together subtract are clothes then multiply and divide

[thejdw]

*Hey how about we add are selves together subtract are clothes then multiply and divide*
girl + ** = :confused:

[foforackard]

Scuse me, I lost my number, can I have yours?
Scuse me, you dropped something, my jaw.

[Det-riot]

is that shirt felt?(no)
Do you want it to be?

[habbywall]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=RY1pcizCKT8
Best pickup line ever.

[sp4rky-m4rky]

"hey baby, wanna take a ride on my koxx"


That would be funny, you could have it behind you so that if/when she thought you were a sex absessed freak and was just about to slap you you could pull it out and say "here it is" it may save you a saw cheek and humiliation and she may even find it funny.

[GILD]

it may save you a saw cheek
But surely she would've seen your cheek by now?!?

[sp4rky-m4rky]

But surely she would've seen your cheek by now?!?

you serious?? sorry my spelling is bad, I am deslexic. I try to spell check all my posts with the computer but didnt see that was wrong. I ment sore.

[mcnuggets300]

I'm so old I just used to club females over the head and drag them by the hair back to my cave.
Worked for me.
that sounds like a Dane Cook routine, props if you know who he is.
the rest goes something like this:
"the only thing about that is, back in them caveman days they didn't have haircuts
caveman1: hey i got a blond!
caveman2: i got a brunette!
caveman3: aw i got a dude"

[ivan]

But surely she would've seen your cheek by now?!?
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week: I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek!
.

[MrBoogiejuice]

Eh up lass, you don't sweat much for a fat bird.

Or if that chestnut fails...

marks out of ten? I'd give you one.

[Narniacat]

"I want to be your derivative so that I can be tangent to your curves"


yay math!

[thejdw]

"I want to be your derivative so that I can be tangent to your curves"


yay maths!
:rolleyes:

[thejdw]

you serious?? sorry my spelling is bad, I am deslexic. I try to spell check all my posts with the computer but didnt see that was wrong. I ment sore.
I think he may mean that she would of noticed that your were being cheeky. Being deslxic sucks

[sp4rky-m4rky]

Being deslxic sucks

yea, real bad. still I get 25% extra time in my exams although that doesnt seem to help much when it comes to english.

[thejdw]

yea, real bad. still I get 25% extra time in my exams although that doesnt seem to help much when it comes to english.
I get the same, finished the english though, it was the science that I diden't finish

[sp4rky-m4rky]

I get the same, finished the english though, it was the science that I diden't finish

Im good at science and maths but can not do english. I think I should get a A or A* for maths and science in my GCSEs but for english I will be glad if I get a D :(

[thejdw]

Im good at science and maths but can not do english. I think I should get a A or A* for maths and science in my GCSEs but for english I will be glad if I get a D :(
do you find reading hard?

[dudewithasock]

:rolleyes:

I know you're dyslexic and whatnot, but it is supposed to be "math", not "maths".

[sp4rky-m4rky]

do you find reading hard?
I find reading and writing very very hard which is why im fine with maths. I find the reading and writing in science hard too but its different and I can mange, just takes longer.

[GILD]

you serious?? sorry my spelling is bad, I am deslexic. I try to spell check all my posts with the computer but didnt see that was wrong. I ment sore.
k, cheers mate, didn't know about the dyslexia.
Good luck with that.

[Mikeswarbrick]

I know you're dyslexic and whatnot, but it is supposed to be "math", not "maths".

I think you'll find it's maths. As in Mathmatics, shortenend. Lawl.

Mike

[dudewithasock]

I guess it's a UK thing. I've never heard anyone in the states say 'maths'.

[brendan]

I guess it's a UK thing. I've never heard anyone in the states say 'maths'.

and where does english come from ? england... its maths :P

the americans just are too lazy for the extra s. Plus "math" just sounds like "mass" which is a church thing. Nothing religious about maths.

[timtimtimmy]

u must be c02 cus its hot in heer lol

[dudewithasock]

Plus "math" just sounds like "mass" which is a church thing. Nothing religious about maths.

...maybe if you have a lisp. I dunno about most people, but when I say 'math', it doesn't sound anything like 'mass'.

Crazy brits. ;)

[dudewithasock]

and where does english come from ? england... its maths :P

And anyway, ever heard of dialects? We can barely understand each other if we're from different areas of the same country over here. :p

[ivan]

I know you're dyslexic and whatnot, but it is supposed to be "math", not "maths".
Not if you have a working brain, it isn't. :rolleyes:

[Narniacat]

ok ok... How about I change it to "yay Calculus"

[thejdw]

I know you're dyslexic and whatnot, but it is supposed to be "math", not "maths".
nope, its maths

[dudewithasock]

nope, its maths

:rolleyes: Welcome to the conversation.

Anyway, back on topic...sorry all:

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"

[ivan]

Man: "Would you like to dance?" Woman:(looks at you up and down) "No thank you." Man: "Sorry, you must've misunderstood me. I said: "you look fat in those pants!"
You could just punch her on the nose straight away. Saves the bother of talking and leaves a better impression: you mean business and don't beat around the bush. Go for the kill!

[wickedbob]

If you were a bugger I'd pick you first. Hey that dress would look nice laying next to my bed. Beauty is only a light switch away.

[thejdw]

:rolleyes: Welcome to the conversation.

why thank you :)

[ivan]

Pick-up lines...

[surfer1024]

Your lips are as red as the blood coming from my knee when I tripped falling for you.

[lilfunky1]

it's getting kinda late, should we go to bed or make out? :D

[Mikeswarbrick]

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

[MuniAddict]

"Don't I know you from somehwere?"

"Are you a model?"

"Nice hooters!"

[thejdw]

"i may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. "

"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?" - thought this one was quite clever

[dudewithasock]

"Let's do breakfast tomorrow. Should I call you or nudge you?" - thought this one was quite clever

That's actually pretty good.

"TPBM is you."

...though she'll probably just look at you funny. :p

[thejdw]

That's actually pretty good.

"TPBM is you."

...though she'll probably just look at you funny. :p
unless she used the fourms

"You've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon." hahaha so true nowadays :D

[GILD]

"i may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. "

Nice one, I can actually see myself using that.

I have this habit of not playing hard-to-get, I follow Ford Fairlane's lead and play hard-to-want.
It may not be the most succesfull strategy, but it comes with a sense of self-joy for which there should be a word.

[dale_dale]

"get your coat, ive got a knife"

[GILD]

"get your coat, ive got a knife"
Dale, if there's a joke I'm not getting I'll apologise but that comment smacks of suggested violence and misogynism and I take offence.

Please consider editing or retracting it.

[MrBoogiejuice]

My Grandfather has a tank.

(Better in Swedish)

[thejdw]

Dale, if there's a joke I'm not getting I'll apologise but that comment smacks of suggested violence and misogynism and I take offence.

Please consider editing or retracting it.
I don't get it either

[señor coolguy]

"you must be tired, cause you've been running through my mind all night..............screaming"


"That shirt looks good on you, but it would look better stuffed into a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window"

[ivan]

"That shirt looks good on you, but it would look better stuffed into a vodka bottle and flung burning through our office building's window"
That's quite excellent!

I'll try and use it should an opportunity arise, but with a different building.

[Mikeswarbrick]

...and I take offence....

Was it from B&Q? They have some pretty strict policies...

Mike

[GILD]

Was it from B&Q? They have some pretty strict policies...
B&Q?

[mouse]

Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "I" and "YourLittleSister" right next to each other.

[spazdude222]

I don't have time to read the whole thread, but here's one that might have been posted:
"Did you sue him" (what...who?) "The guy who beat you with the pretty stick"

[MuniAddict]

"Your body is like an hourglass, and I really need to know what time it is".:p

"Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?"

"My friends over there bet I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"

[GILD]

Class, all three of them.

[BillyTheMountain]

Baby, if I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put "I" and "YourLittleSister" right next to each other.

How is this a pick up line? won't she think you want to get next to her little sister?

[wickedbob]

That dress would look great on my floor.

[tibluni]

do you work at subway, cause you just gave me a twelve inch

[zewski4]

:D those are great.

" Why are we three still standing here? Lets go to my place. "

:p ;)

[monkeyman]

http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20070527.gif (http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=833)

[Matt_V]

do you work at subway, cause you just gave me a twelve inch

hahahaha, that one is really good.

[brendon557]

this works every time trust me

"Hi on unicyclist.com my message board name is _______" (fill in the blank)

[UniBrier]

If it's on MSN it must be true:

Pick-up lines you must avoid! (http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=8683&TrackingID=516311&BannerID=544657&menuid=6&GT1=10391)

1. “What’s your sign?”
2. “Pardon me, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours?”
3. “You must be a broom because you’re sweeping me off my feet.”
4. “Do you have a license? Because you’re driving me crazy.”
5. “I gotta thirst and baby, you look like my Gatorade.”
6. “Are you lost? Because heaven’s a long way from here.”
7. “Are you religious? Because you’re the answer to all my prayers.”
8. “Can I take your picture? I want Santa to know exactly what I want for Christmas.”
9. “Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?”
10. “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”


The worst pick-up lines... that ever worked! (http://msn.match.com/msn/article.aspx?articleid=8684&menuid=6&lid=429)

‘Do you happen to know how much a polar bear weighs?’ We said no and kept walking, and then he said, ‘Well, it’s enough to break the ice. Hi, I’m Brian.’

‘Do you remember Crayola crayons? Well, they used to have this color called Blizzard Blue. It was my favorite color, and your eyes are actually Blizzard Blue.’

‘Blueberries or strawberries?’ Confused, I asked what he meant, and he replied, ‘I just want to know what kind of pancakes to make you in the morning.’

‘Baby, you’re sexier than socks on a rooster.

‘Would it freak you out if I said that I’ve already told my mother about you?’ I said, ‘No, why?’ Then he told me that he’d actually stepped outside, called his mother and asked her how to approach me.

“I fought tooth and nail with a guy over a parking space and won. When I came back out to my car, there was a note on it that said, ‘I like your style. Call me.

‘I think you’re going to be asked to leave soon. You’re so pretty, you’re putting all the other women to shame.’

‘I adore you.’ He then drunkenly went on to catalog why he adored me—from the way I ordered drinks to the way I brushed hair out of my eyes. It was sort of scary that he’d been watching me, but what took it out of stalker mode and made it flattering was his sweetness and sincerity.”

[torkerdx]

my love for you is like diarrhea.....i just can't hold it in
by: yunisyko

[thejdw]

my love for you is like diarrhea.....i just can't hold it in
by: yunisyko
.

[beeper]

erhmm..

Did the sun just come out, or did you just smile?

CALL THE COPS! It must be illegal to look that good!

Excuse me, I lost my treasure - can I check your chest?

Are you wearing space pants? Your ass is out of this world!

Well, sure.. Its a needle, but it moves like a sewing machine!

Is your dad a lumberjack? Every time I see you I get wood.

Nice legs, what time do they open?

[thejdw]

"Can I buy you a drink?"

[brendon557]

i never used this one and i probally never will but i thot of it myself and it mite work for real

walk up to te girl and say

" Hi im (your name). Im not gonna use some cheap pickup line to get you, ill be honest you are beatiful and i wanna get to know you better and become frends and see where it goes from there. What do you say?"

[edsbelly]

I like your hair, it'd match my pillow!

[Naomi]

i never used this one and i probally never will but i thot of it myself and it mite work for real

walk up to te girl and say

" Hi im (your name). Im not gonna use some cheap pickup line to get you, ill be honest you are beatiful and i wanna get to know you better and become frends and see where it goes from there. What do you say?"


Now that is one of the more thoughtful posts in this thread. Even better if the line were not rehearsed of course, but I would suggest you drop all reference to pickup lines and you might also consider replacing "you are beautiful" with "you look interesting". The difficult part of the trick is in what you say next of course. Keeping the momentum going.

I tend to respond to any recognisable "pick up" line with a rapid "put down". I would much rather have someone able to spontaneously speak his own mind, rather than quote something off a forum, or that he heard from a friend. I can go read the lines myself in the forum if I want to be amused in that way, and few are new and original.

It would be quite interesting to know: how successful have you been with these "lines"?

Or maybe it is just that I am no longer a teenager!


Nao

[spazdude222]

Nice shoes...Wanna bang?

[brendon557]

Now that is one of the more thoughtful posts in this thread. Even better if the line were not rehearsed of course, but I would suggest you drop all reference to pickup lines and you might also consider replacing "you are beautiful" with "you look interesting". The difficult part of the trick is in what you say next of course. Keeping the momentum going.

I tend to respond to any recognisable "pick up" line with a rapid "put down". I would much rather have someone able to spontaneously speak his own mind, rather than quote something off a forum, or that he heard from a friend. I can go read the lines myself in the forum if I want to be amused in that way, and few are new and original.

It would be quite interesting to know: how successful have you been with these "lines"?

Or maybe it is just that I am no longer a teenager!


Nao
im confused are you being sarcastic or serious about my line

[vanpaun]

you got aim, cause I got my sights set on you

[Jerrick]

im confused are you being sarcastic or serious about my line


Shes being serious.

The best line to use is not to use a line.

[spazdude222]

"I'm not entirely sure what it is I'm supposed to say to get you to have intercourse with me, but could we suppose that I've already said it? This whole situation is really just about fluid exchange, am I right?"

[dudewithasock]

"I'm not entirely sure what it is I'm supposed to say to get you to have intercourse with me, but could we suppose that I've already said it? This whole situation is really just about fluid exchange, am I right?"

That only works if you're Russel Crowe, though. Apparently women love gladiators.

[MuniAddict]

If I'm in a bar sitting next to a beautiful girl, I usually throw my own drink in my face, just to save her the trouble, since it's invevitble anyway! ;) (non-alcoholic of course :D)

[Brian MacKenzie]

Here. Drink this.

[brendon557]

Here. Drink this.
hahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaha ugh my stomach hurts lol

[Naomi]

im confused are you being sarcastic or serious about my line


Quite serious. i would not want to date a phrase book.


Nao

[iridemymuni]

Quite serious. i would not want to date a phrase book.


Nao

a science text book, rather?

[ivan]

Only if it's fully of tricky exercises with illustrated examples.

The science of big bang.

[thejdw]

Will Nao now cause the death of this thread?

[ivan]

Not if I can help it!

[UniBrier]

I say from now on you all post pick up lines that you think would work on Nao. That should clean up this thread.

I would start but I'm a married man, but I have some friends that would like to meet her.

[john_childs]

Quite serious. i would not want to date a phrase book.


Nao
Especially a Hungarian Phrasebook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6D1YI-41ao).

My hovercraft is full of eels.

[Brian MacKenzie]

I say from now on you all post pick up lines that you think would work on Nao.

Hey baby, is the circus in town or something?

[spazdude222]

I've got more game than monopoly. I don't need pickup lines.

[Naomi]

Hey baby, is the circus in town or something?


Yes it is. Go and join the rest of the clowns. ;-)


Nao

[GILD]

Go and join the rest of the clowns.

You mean those carnies who were too dumb to figure out how to throw the switch on a ride?

[Naomi]

You mean those carnies who were too dumb to figure out how to throw the switch on a ride?


I had never heard the word "Carnie" before. Had to look it up: the urban dictionary is wonderfully non PC about them. For example:

Carnies Carnival workers. Good, hardworking, trustworthy, honest, good-for-nothing, unreliable, foul-smelling vagrants who work at our nation's (USA) carnivals.

Do not let these people into your homes.

The effing carnie sat on the couch and now we have to burn it... and him. Wheres my wallet?

Nao

[thejdw]

I say from now on you all post pick up lines that you think would work on Nao. That should clean up this thread.

Do we have to offer her bakewell tarts then? :confused:

[Naomi]

Do we have to offer her bakewell tarts then? :confused:


If you plan a regional offering then Chorley cakes might put you in with a better chance than Bakewells. But bring a really good carrot cake...and I would probably forget all about you after the first couple of mouthfuls.

Nao

[swarbrim]

I don't believe pick-up lines are actually used to try to pull.

Well, I don't use pick up lines like the ones stated seriously, they are used as a joke to humor and amuse. I guess the most used pick up lines are 'can I buy you a drink' and 'do you come here often'.

I might use one as a slight joke to break the ice, but thats all.

Perosnal experiance, feel free to disagree.

Cheers.

[Mikefule]

I would probably forget all about you after the first couple of mouthfuls.

Nao

Nao, if you used that pick up line in a club in Nottingham...:eek:

[Naomi]

Nao, if you used that pick up line in a club in Nottingham...:eek:

Yes Mike, I had already seen the danger.

I went to a club in Nottingham once. Not a single Robin Hood in sight. A couple of poor attempts at Sharif of Nottingham.


Nao

[GILD]

Well, I don't use pick up lines like the ones stated seriously, they are used as a joke to humor and amuse.

To whit...

An Australian is sitting at a bar in New York City and looks at his watch several times in the space of a few minutes.

The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"

"No," he replies, "I have this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."

The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

The Aussie explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."

The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"

"Well, it says you're not wearing any panties."

The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I am wearing panties!''

The Aussie smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody things running about an hour fast, can I buy you a drink?

[PKHodgie]

haha gild thats a good one, cracked me up :D.

I dont tend to use pick up lines. Girls just come to me :P haha oj.
No i usually start with:
Hi how you doing? or
Want to dance? ( when im at a dance of course, not when im just talkin to them)

But usually i cant be bothered cos im only 15 haha too much hassle, i would rather uni on my weekends than spend all my money on taking a girl out. Unless i really like the girl haha.

[Spoonthumb]

But usually i cant be bothered cos im only 15 haha too much hassle, i would rather uni on my weekends than spend all my money on taking a girl out. Unless i really like the girl haha.

AMEN preach it brotha...but seriously, it does kinda get old when the girls are all over you and your not really ready for a relationship...idk:o

[PKHodgie]

AMEN preach it brotha...but seriously, it does kinda get old when the girls are all over you and your not really ready for a relationship...idk:o

haha i will preach it!

Yeah that happened to me once...... along time ago. I enjoyed it for the 5minutes it lasted :p haha. Yeah it can get annoying, especially when the girls that are all over you arnt the ones you like :( haha

[Brian MacKenzie]

Yes it is. Go and join the rest of the clowns. ;-)


Nao


Wow, you're good! I thought I had ya! :)

[UniBrier]

I went to a club in Nottingham once. Not a single Robin Hood in sight.What, no one in tights?

Robin Hood's favorite pickup line: "That's no codpiece..."

[Spoonthumb]

" hey will you help me find my lost dog? i think he went over to that cheesy motel room across the street"

[spazdude222]

Here's one I want to run by Nao:
"I saw you from across the room. I'm not usually this up front, but you are just so strikingly b-e-a-utiful, that I want to be on you."

[UniBrier]

Here's one I want to run by Nao:
"I saw you from across the room. I'm not usually this up front, but you are just so striking that I had to meet you."Fixed.

Pick up lines are funny, especially those clearly intended as jokes.

But guys, don't forget the old baseball analogy: You have to round first and second before you get to third base or score a run. If you're always swinging for the fences on the first pitch you're going to strike out a lot. No woman wants to be known as the one which anyone can score a walk up Homer.

[spazdude222]

Fixed.

Pick up lines are funny, especially those clearly intended as jokes.

But guys, don't forget the old baseball analogy: You have to round first and second before you get to third base or score a run. If you're always swinging for the fences on the first pitch you're going to strike out a lot. No woman wants to be known as the one which anyone can score a walk up Homer.
I agree. I hope you don't think I'm so juvinille that I meant the one you fixed as a serious attempt. :o

[brendon557]

Fixed.

Pick up lines are funny, especially those clearly intended as jokes.

But guys, don't forget the old baseball analogy: You have to round first and second before you get to third base or score a run. If you're always swinging for the fences on the first pitch you're going to strike out a lot. No woman wants to be known as the one which anyone can score a walk up Homer.
that was the coolest quote ive ever seen on here, and its so true, im gonna make it my signature if i can figure out how to make it and when i get time