post ur jokes

[Mike The Uni Man]

yes well i just read a thread and it was a funny joke

i am wouding which unicyclist has the best humor

3 rules

1- cant copy anyone else's jokes, they have to be ur own

2- have fun guys it only jokes they are not made to offend anyone so if any bad jokes come up its not to offend u its to make u laugh

3- no giving bad reviews

[JJtheunicycle]

yes well i just read a thread and it was a funny joke

i am wouding which unicyclist has the best humor

3 rules

1- cant copy anyone else's jokes, they have to be ur own

2- have fun guys it only jokes they are not made to offend anyone so if any bad jokes come up its not to offend u its to make u laugh

3- no giving bad reviews
a guy walks into a bar

[Mike The Uni Man]

a guy walks into a bar
thats it?

well i guess theunicycle is in the lead for best humor lol

[terrybigwheel]

yes well i just read a thread and it was a funny joke

i am wouding which unicyclist has the best humor

3 rules

1- cant copy anyone else's jokes, they have to be ur own

2- have fun guys it only jokes they are not made to offend anyone so if any bad jokes come up its not to offend u its to make u laugh

3- no giving bad reviews

So you want this to be a joke "writing" contest?

[Mike The Uni Man]

yes if u have a joke any joke put it on here

preferably if u just made it up it would be a better way no judge the most humor but any joke is good i just need a laughlol any joke is find what i mean by no copying other peoples joke is like is some one say hey a horse walksinto a bar and the bartender says hey y the long face u cant copy that u cant post the same joke as someone else did

does that make it more clean

[dale_dale]

one liners are the best

urmmm

a duck walks in to a bus

[terrybigwheel]

one liners are the best

urmmm

a duck walks in to a bus

You mean like: A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head, and the duck says, "hey, can you get this guy off my ass!"

[Mike The Uni Man]

one liners are the best

urmmm

a duck walks in to a bus
and?????????? whats funny about that???? come on people try

[dale_dale]

nahh tahst too long

but yeah thast the kind of thing

[Mike The Uni Man]

terry bigwheel is in the lead any joke will work like that aligator one in the other thread...
it was like 6 or 7 lines but it was funny so ANY JOKE WILL WORK

but plz actually try to make it funny

[UniBrier]

A guy walks into a bar with a duck on his head...That is funny. I didn't realize there was a whole genre of Duck/Bar Jokes (http://1001duckbarjokes.com/).

I heard a different version of this one years ago...

A duck walks into a bar, goes to the bartender, and says, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, of course we don't have any grapes".

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender, and says, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "I told you yesterday, 'no, we don't have any grapes.' If you come in here one more time asking for grapes, I'm going to nail your beak to that bar!"

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, of course we don't have any nails". Then the duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"

[Mike The Uni Man]

That is funny. I didn't realize there was a whole genre of Duck/Bar Jokes (http://1001duckbarjokes.com/).

I heard a different version of this one years ago...

A duck walks into a bar, goes to the bartender, and says, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, of course we don't have any grapes".

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender, and says, "Do you have any grapes?" The bartender says, "I told you yesterday, 'no, we don't have any grapes.' If you come in here one more time asking for grapes, I'm going to nail your beak to that bar!"

The next day, the duck walks into the bar, goes up to the bartender, and asks, "Do you have any nails?" The bartender says, "No, this is a bar, of course we don't have any nails". Then the duck says, "Do you have any grapes?"



LOL!!! U ARE IN THE LEAD!!!

keep em coming!

[terrybigwheel]

terry bigwheel is in the lead any joke will work like that aligator one in the other thread...
it was like 6 or 7 lines but it was funny so ANY JOKE WILL WORK

but plz actually try to make it funny

Confucious he say: He who stands on toilet seat will get high on pot !!
Confucious he say: Man who buys drowned cat, pays for wet pussy..
Confucious he say: Baseball wrong. Man with 4 balls no walk.
Confucious he say: Woman who cooks cabbage and peas in pot, not hygienic.
Confucious he say: There shall be no such thing as rape, because woman with dress up runs faster than man with pants down.

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[Mike The Uni Man]

lol go terry bigwheel those were great keep em coming guys awesome lol

[terrybigwheel]

China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

I put "spot" remover on my dog...now I can't find him!:D

[Mike The Uni Man]

lol funny still in the lead terry anyone else u guys come one

[terrybigwheel]

http://www.sickjokes.net/

(the "who's your daddy" video is quite risque...it's not nude, but close and definitely sexy!)

[yoopers]

Just wondering if any of these (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20366) will do.

[GhettoSmurf]

A three legged dog walks into a bar "im looking for the man who shot my paw"

[THE dave]

Just wondering if any of these (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=20366) will do.


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