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chosen
2006-01-28, 02:07 AM
just so no one is alarmed i think its the right time to let everyone know that im a ninja and a jedi. tale it for what it is.http://67.18.37.16/1327/160/emo/chucks.gif
James_Potter
2006-01-28, 02:50 AM
prove it!
Radical Reed
2006-01-28, 03:12 AM
you know what they say about ninjas, most ningas want to grow up to be like chuck norris but most of them grow up to be killed be chuck norris. well nice knowin ya:p
Catboy
2006-01-28, 05:13 AM
You cant be both. Jedis are weak wananbes that have basic understanding of chakras, however 1 higher ninja could kill all the jedi in the blink of an eye.

I'm studying to become a ninja, mostly through Taoism and bieng awesome...
abbabibble
2006-01-28, 05:15 AM
Ninjas are teh Shit.
i love ninjas. I am a ninja, and i will NOT GET KILLED BY CHUCK NORRIS.
chucknorrisunicycles
2006-01-28, 05:19 AM
its the sad truth that chuck norris has never actually killed a ninja, but merely tortured them till they killed themselves.
abbabibble
2006-01-28, 05:41 AM
oh...
johnny, your thread here inspired a new shirt by me, to be observed in most replys.
Catboy
2006-01-28, 06:24 AM
its the sad truth that chuck norris has never actually killed a ninja, but merely tortured them till they killed themselves.


No way... you cannot capture a ninja, they'll always escape, however you can make aninja commit seppuku only in abttle when he knows he will lose.
James_Potter
2006-01-28, 06:27 AM
You cant be both. Jedis are weak wananbes that have basic understanding of chakras, however 1 higher ninja could kill all the jedi in the blink of an eye.

I'm studying to become a ninja, mostly through Taoism and bieng awesome...
pfft, whatever man, Jedis are pretty much ninjas that also use the Force. a ninja would be sneaking up on a Jedi all stealthily like ninjas do, but the Jedi would simply feel a disturbance in the force, do a huge backflip and land behind the ninja, and chop its head off with the lightsaber before the ninja knew what happened.
abbabibble
2006-01-28, 06:50 AM
pfft, whatever man, Jedis are pretty much ninjas that also use the Force. a ninja would be sneaking up on a Jedi all stealthily like ninjas do, but the Jedi would simply feel a disturbance in the force, do a huge backflip and land behind the ninja, and chop its head off with the lightsaber before the ninja knew what happened.

NOT IF the ninja used his awesome reflexes to cut the jedi while he's in the air doing his useless backflip, and then disappear with flash.
koebwil
2006-01-28, 07:20 AM
you need to hang out with these ninjas (http://www.wimp.com/ninjas/)

also Chuck Norris is totally badass, he doesn't even have a chin, under his beard there is another fist.
chosen
2006-01-28, 03:50 PM
ummmm......guys....i killed chuck norris yesterday......using the force
abbabibble
2006-01-28, 05:24 PM
Holy Frigging Crap! I Wanna Know How To Do That Shit!!! That Is The Most Kick-awesome Thing I've Ever Freaking Seen! Whoo!
koebwil
2006-01-28, 06:46 PM
it is called free running, and it rocks.
abbabibble
2006-01-28, 07:47 PM
i know it's freerunning,
and i can do some of that kind of stuff, just none of the cool-looking kind.
I downloaded that video because it was so frigging awesome.
i need to get to a gym to learn how to wallflip.
chucknorrisunicycles
2006-01-28, 10:28 PM
you didnt kill chuck norris. i saw him this morning outside my window.
koebwil
2006-01-29, 12:33 AM
i know it's freerunning,
and i can do some of that kind of stuff, just none of the cool-looking kind.
I downloaded that video because it was so frigging awesome.
i need to get to a gym to learn how to wallflip.
I just love it when he is in the mall. Blows my mind.
chucknorrisunicycles
2006-01-29, 12:36 AM
yeah it was a pretty cool. not as cool as some other videos i've seen though. like delta force...
unijesse
2006-01-29, 03:45 AM
that video is the coolest thing ive ever seen!! ive met a ninja before, he was the lead singer of the band Noetic www.myspace.com/noetic he was pretty cool.
frogger
2006-02-01, 11:38 PM
ninjas are cool:D
Skippii
2006-02-02, 08:45 AM
ummmm......guys....i killed chuck norris yesterday......using the force

why not just shoot him?
http://adamjones.freeservers.com/trumbo.jpg
harper
2006-02-02, 04:24 PM
Jonny was a ninja/jedi
Jonny lives no more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
chosen
2006-02-02, 08:30 PM
Jonny was a ninja/jedi
Jonny lives no more
What he thought was H2O
Was H2SO4.
i take chemistry...i should know this....2 parts hydrogen one part sulfar 4 parts oxygen. and all togehter its somethine wierd like hydrosulfaroxide.< made up
Catboy
2006-02-03, 02:44 AM
Only other ninja can detect a Ninja, because Ninji know how to become so stealthy that No jedi could detect it.

All the jedi ever < 1 Ninja