poems

[musketman]

I have to do make a mini poem book for school,ther has to be at least 5 peoms in it.I already have 2 but i need more, so could some of you put some peoms up for me? Try not to put up real peoms from real peots because she(my teacher) might know that they are not made up from me. Thx for the help:)

[uni-steve5111]

so much depends apon a red wheelbarrow

lol thats all I remember

[uni-steve5111]

Hey I Have To Do The Same Thing In The Same Class As You!!!!!

[James_Potter]

PLAGIERIZER!! HOWEVER THATS SPELLED
little

[Spudman]

Looky here (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44137&highlight=poetry)

[Fuego]

a poem that came out of Most Replies. Credit goes to me, all the way.

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[DK]

A poem by Hunter


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like it when you beat
my meat
with yer feet



that one'll get you an A+

[James_Potter]

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I

[abbabibble]

ooh! another one o' dems poetry slams! gimme a shot:

i dunno how to write a poem,
i'm kinda stuck, like in a net,
i dunno how to write no poems,
so i'll just ask the internet!

[Mikefule]

I can't help wondering whether asking someone else to do your homework for you is what your teacher had in mind.:rolleyes:

[Miss Ayelery]

Here's a little poem for you dear. For future reference, it took about 180 seconds of my time.


Eager to take a
Shortcut, I have plagiarized
Miss A's fine haiku.


Best of luck with life's challenges dear.

MA

[cathwood]

roses are red
violets are blue
I'm schizophrenic
and so am I

I think you mean dissassociative personality disorder but that's just picking hairs.

Cathy

[UniBrier]

Here's a real poem by a real poet.


There once was a uni-man named Musket
His poetic ability, didn’t trust it
So with on-line persistence
He requested assistance
But found all suggestions were busted



(You should have to take a test for that kind of poetic license :D )

[harper]

This still can't be beat:

It was long past sundown.

The heat and moisture of the night
mingled together in a sweltering haze.

People sat in iron-wrought chairs, drinking and talking,
as the halos of lamp lights revealed bronze goblins
playing in gardens of stone.

Gentle guitar fingers, tender and soothing,
worked the cares from a weary world.

Among sleeping cars, one wheel danced.

-Lewis W Beard

[podzol]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
consetetur sadipscing elitr,
sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor
invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat,
sed diam voluptua.

At vero eos et accusam et
justo duo dolores et ea rebum.
Stet clita kasd gubergren,
no sea takimata sanctus
est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

[harper]

Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet,
consetetur sadipscing elitr,
sed diam nonumy eirmod tempor
invidunt ut labore et dolore magna aliquyam erat,
sed diam voluptua.

At vero eos et accusam et
justo duo dolores et ea rebum.
Stet clita kasd gubergren,
no sea takimata sanctus
est Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet.

That I may wax Latin and yet write nothing.

[musketman]

A poem by Hunter


Roses are red
Violets are blue
I like it when you beat
my meat
with yer feet



that one'll get you an A+

haha wow, its got to be school appropriete

[musketman]

Here's a real poem by a real poet.


There once was a uni-man named Musket
His poetic ability, didn’t trust it
So with on-line persistence
He requested assistance
But found all suggestions were busted



(You should have to take a test for that kind of poetic license :D )

thats a good one!!:D

[cathwood]

OK prince, with a kiss
YOu have awoken me to bliss,
It is incombent on me to be happy ever after
And to indulge in joy and laughter I suppose;
And yet,
I have touched a prick,
The resultant fears
Kept me asleep for a hundred years.
So what have you to offer?

Not written by me.

Cathy

[Murde Mental]

I'm a going to write a poem
in the least amount of time possible
Knowing that
many
a persons
with
many
a
clown
seriously just don't know what they're getting into.

Clowns
no wait
people
I'm losing track
clowns?
clowns.
people
yes, they must be people.

Alot of make-up though
inches thick.
so then again
I can't tell.

Cars faux-hawks trend money money trend trend girl

GET EM YOUNG

just as stupid. Yeah, stupid. Clowns are stupid. high-school stupid.

That's the way it is though. Clowns get girls.

girls, girls, girls
that don't know better.
kindof like high-school.

very much like high-school actually.
for most of us anyways.
Clowns are clowns though.
What am I going to do about it?





hmmmm.... no comments. I wrotte that in.. well like now. Sortof like all the rest of my posts.

I'm going to post it before re-reding it.

[tobbogonist]

A turtle of nine

Did not like the school

Cause when he would change

The others were cruel

-

He was not unusual

Quite like all the other

But there was one problem

Passed on from his mother

-

His mum, you see

Was not lacking the least

In much turtle hair

That she kept underneath

-

This made school a problem

Embarrassment at hand

Especially in sport time

Were undressing, in demand

-

To PE hed go

With anxiety, all scared

For fear that they spied

Hes turtle parts, all haired

-

The only one he was

To have hair in those parts

The other turtles and such

Would start cracking remarks

-

One day he did try

With tweezers to pluck

But upon the first tug

He exclaimed holy fuck

-

I know what youre thinking

That Turtles dont groom

Nor do they grow

The Likes of pubic costume

-

But next time you hang

some shit on that guy

With extra long hair

Sprouting from his thigh

-

Just step back and think

About the little turtle that lost

The race with the hair

And the pride that it cost

a parody i wrote some time ago, probably to late to help you out but thought it would fit here.

[maestro8]

I'll never produce anything close to DK's brilliant wordcraftery, but here's a go:

Roses are red
Disco is dead
I'd love to kick
a clown in the head

Tires are round
Harper's profound
I think my mom
found me at the pound

Muni is muddy
I have a buddy
who drinks like a fish
and eats Silly Putty

Steve Nash is ace
I think this joint's laced
I'll give you a fifty
for St. Charles Place

:confused:

[James_Potter]

dude, writing poems is easy, I wrote this one in like two seconds, you can use it for your thing if you want.

Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;

Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,

And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.

I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference.

[edsbelly]

Unicycle tricks,
Unicycle injuries,
Unicycle fun.

Ed

[edsbelly]

Crank flippers

How 'bout them crank flippers
Ain't they trippy
Out on the trials grounds
All cranky and flippy?

Flipping them Kookas
Flippin them steel,
Flippin' them 'luminum cranks
It's just unreal.

How to be a crank flipper
Don't try to rip it,
Find your self a uni crank
Go on out and flip it.

I loved that one.

[BillyTheMountain]

dude, writing poems is easy, I wrote this one in like two seconds, you can use it for your thing if you want.

James:

Your fun can be this dude's expulsion from school.....

THEN who'd be laughing?

Billy

[Naomi]

James:

Your fun can be this dude's expulsion from school.....
THEN who'd be laughing?

Billy

Expulsion? Unlikely as this thread has been resurrected from some 9 months ago. Nice to see some peoples' poems though. Not written many myself, and I think only one very simple poem written by me has actually survived. I wrote it about 8 years ago, and although I do not claim it has any literary merit at all, it can be seen in an old page that has been ensnared in the World Weary Web for years.
It does come with a very, very gentle parental guidance warning. So don't go there if you will be extremely easily offended. I guess that will double the readership!

It's called "The Mermaid"

http://members.tripod.com/~Naomi_and_Blade/naomrain.htm


Nao

[tobbogonist]

Expulsion? Unlikely as this thread has been resurrected from some 9 months ago. Nice to see some peoples' poems though. Not written many myself, and I think only one very simple poem written by me has actually survived. I wrote it about 8 years ago, and although I do not claim it has any literary merit at all, it can be seen in an old page that has been ensnared in the World Weary Web for years.
It does come with a very, very gentle parental guidance warning. So don't go there if you will be extremely easily offended. I guess that will double the readership!

It's called "The Mermaid"

http://members.tripod.com/~Naomi_and_Blade/naomrain.htm


Nao

I resurrected it. i am the all powerfull resurrected of old poem threads! traversing cyberspace with but one goal, to bring back poetry and make it hip and cool once again.

[Muniacal]

Expulsion? Unlikely as this thread has been resurrected from some 9 months ago. Nice to see some peoples' poems though. Not written many myself, and I think only one very simple poem written by me has actually survived. I wrote it about 8 years ago, and although I do not claim it has any literary merit at all, it can be seen in an old page that has been ensnared in the World Weary Web for years.
It does come with a very, very gentle parental guidance warning. So don't go there if you will be extremely easily offended. I guess that will double the readership!

It's called "The Mermaid"

http://members.tripod.com/~Naomi_and_Blade/naomrain.htm


Nao



I like tha tpoem because I can understand it and I think its quite good. I like how you did the with music too. Howdo you do that raindrop thing and Is that you in the pivture because It looks a lot like you do.

[treepotato]

Four Little Limericks i wrote (if any of the following are peoples names massive apolgies they are not you the names just rhymed well!) (also apoligies they are a bit rude :) )


There once was a pirate named Bob
Who had a tatoo on his nob
when asked why there
He simply would stare
Then roll on the floor like a dog


There was a transvestite named Mary
Whose face was exceedingly hairy
She had a big dick
Looked pretty sick
And really was dreadfully scary


There once was a gay man named Paul
Who was incredibly tall
One day in bed
When giving head
His feet were half way down the hall

There once was a paedo named Sandy
Who liked to be rather handy
He'd take little boys
To play with as toys
And leave himself feeling quite randy