who's line question game, for real?

[Bottle]

That word could make people cry, couldn't it?

[tobbogonist]

Do you think he liked it?

yes, i am sure of it! how could anybody not?

[yoopers]

How about uniqualification?

[Dave Coleman]

Does that sound like the requirements for getting into university?

[monkeyman]

....what kind of UNIcyclist are you?

:(

[Dave Coleman]

Getting into to university for the purpose of completing a bachelor of unicycology?

[Dave Coleman]

....what kind of UNIcyclist are you?

:(


The kind that loves what i do :D ?

[yoopers]

The kind that loves what i do :D ?
Are you questioning yourself? You're not sure?

[Dave Coleman]

Well, do i not have to answer with a flippin' question?

:)

[Dave Coleman]

Is there any doubt that i love to uni? Not that you would know, i guess - but do you trust me?

[ivan]

I don't know. Do you?

[ivan]

Is there any doubt that i love to uni? Not that you would know, i guess - but do you trust me?
Why should I?

[tomtrevor]

why shouldnt you?

[ivan]

Why me, even?

[Dave Coleman]

I believe you can trust me - i wouldnt lie to you, would i lads?

[tomtrevor]

probably?

[ivan]

What makes you think that you wouldn't?

[tomtrevor]

not much at all, does it?

[Dave Coleman]

For what reason would i think that i wouldn't think that i wouldnt believe that i like to ride a unicycle?

[ivan]

Doesn't it do, to does?

[ivan]

Why would even need a reason, anyway, eh?

[Dave Coleman]

Hahah ouch, does my head not now hurt?

[yoopers]

I don't know. Do you?
Are you familiar with the punctuation symbol, the comma?

[Dave Coleman]

haha take that... ok?

[ivan]

Are you familiar with the punctuation symbol, the comma?
Never heard of it, have I? It would be inapropriate in that sentence, wouldn't it?

[tomtrevor]

yes, or would it?

[ivan]

Would it not?

[tomtrevor]

i dont know, or do i?

[yoopers]

Never heard of it, have I? It would be inapropriate in that sentence, wouldn't it?
But isn't it more inappropriate according to the thread bylaws to make a declarative statement here?

[ivan]

Why should you ask me that question?

[yoopers]

Why should you ask me that question?
How about this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=379371&postcount=1) for an answer?

[Dave Coleman]

He's got a point, has he not?

[ivan]

Could be, couldn't it?

[ivan]

We sound like a bunch of crazy jews, don't we?

[tomtrevor]

we should, i tihnk, well should we?

[ivan]

If we should, shouldn't we do otherwise?

[tomtrevor]

well shouldnt we ask someone that is wise and almighty powerful?

[Dave Coleman]

Like Gilby?

[ivan]

Like me?

[Dave Coleman]

Like you?

[ivan]

Gilby's wiser than me, isn't he? Isn't he the god?

[Dave Coleman]

Are you deserving of such an important task?

[tomtrevor]

i dunno, is he?

[ivan]

Should test him, shouldn't we?

[Dave Coleman]

Hey, Gilby!? Are you around?

[Dave Coleman]

We, your faithful subjects wish to know.... wait, what do we need Gilby for again?

[ivan]

We don't remember, do we?

[Dave Coleman]

No, i dont believe we do - sorry, Gibly, dont worry - we forgot didnt we lads?

[unisteve]

Is Dave Coleman taking far too many liberties with the sentences-becoming-questions-just-because-they-end-with-question-marks thing we sometimes do?

[ivan]

Who am I to judge?

[Dave Coleman]

Haha... yeah, i think i might be, "you're a naughty boy" *Spanks bottom energetically, in true Basil Faulty fashion*... ?

[Dave Coleman]

Who likes or has heard of Faulty Towers?

[GILD]

Hasn't everyone?

[ivan]

Well, I haven't, have I?

[Dave Coleman]

Well, i wasnt sure if it was as popular in America as it is here, you know?

[Dave Coleman]

How good is it, ay?

[ivan]

I've never been to America, have you?

[Dave Coleman]

Can i surmise, from everyone's lack of enthusiastic replies, that Faulty Towers doesnt quite tickle the fancy the way it used to?

[Dave Coleman]

Have i ever left our shores? Have i even been much further than Brisbane?

Is the answer to these questions yes? How can i say YES with out breaking the rules?

[ivan]

Could I presume that the reason it never tickled my fance is that it never got within the fancy tickling range of me?

[Dave Coleman]

Are you implying that you arent too keen on the show? Do you like British humour?

[yoopers]

No, i dont believe we do - sorry, Gibly, dont worry - we forgot didnt we lads?
Is Dave Coleman taking far too many liberties with the sentences-becoming-questions-just-because-they-end-with-question-marks thing we sometimes do?
Is that the yellow card peeking out of my pocket, Dave?

[ivan]

Don't I really like Monty Python?

[Dave Coleman]

Is that the yellow card peeking out of my pocket, Dave?

Am i that bad? As of now, i pledge to adhere firmly to this esteemable thread's laws and regulations, so help me God, ok?

I did it again, did i?

[GILD]

Isn't Fawlty Towers the funniest thing since The Office?

[ivan]

What are the regulations anyways?

[yoopers]

Isn't Fawlty Towers the funniest thing since The Office?
Afternoon Dave, sleep well?

[Dave Coleman]

Isn't Fawlty Towers the funniest thing since The Office?

Could i agree more?

[yoopers]

What are the regulations anyways?
Could they be this (http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dictionary/entry/question;_ylt=AiEp_bhn.PMo3K5ElPlP4jGsgMMF) simple?

[ivan]

Could be too much of a bother too actually go and read them?

[Dave Coleman]

Afternoon Dave, sleep well?

Could i have slept any better?

Arent time differences annoying? Am i not feeling rather pooped as it is 11:15 at night?

Are you well, yoopers?

[ivan]

How can I spend the remaining 40 minutes I have left till my unicycling time?

[Dave Coleman]

Keep posting in MR, This or That?, and this thread?

[ivan]

Could I spend them unicycling?

[Dave Coleman]

Do you wanna do 40 minutes extra uni-ing?

[ivan]

Do I not? Or am I too lazy? Or should I post for a while and then make and avatar and then go uni?

[Dave Coleman]

Do you want to make that long-awaited avatar? Relieve my suspense, which has arisen over time?

[Dave Coleman]

What do you think you'll have for you avatar?

[ivan]

Isn't my photograph gonna be the best choice since I can't really draw that well and don't wanna stick in something made by someone who's not in the KGB?

[Dave Coleman]

Whats the KGB?

[Dave Coleman]

Dude, are you ever going to produce an avatar?

14750

Yeah! Pagedance!

[ivan]

Shouldn't I get on it now?

[Dave Coleman]

Yeah?

300 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dave Coleman]

Do you have time?

[yoopers]

Yeah! Pagedance!
?

[yoopers]

300 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!
???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[Dave Coleman]

Aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrgghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!??????????????????

What Was I Thinking????????????

[Dave Coleman]

Can I Be Pardoned Ever???????????

[tobbogonist]

i pardon you?

[Dave Coleman]

how could i commit such an atrocious act of thread abuse?

[habbywall]

Bruce, I have this little soccer ball doll thing it is foam and if you drill a hole in the bottom it would make a perfect antennae topper for a car, do you want it?

[GILD]

Afternoon Dave, sleep well?
Isn't it just like a boss to come wake you up just when you're snoozing nicely?

[Dave Coleman]

Isn't it just like a boss to come wake you up just when you're snoozing nicely?

Oh, isnt it indeed?

[tobbogonist]

would i be right in saying that no one has ever abuses a thread in such and so boldly a way to which you have done tonight?

[GILD]

Yeah?

300 posts!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don't you think this is nicer than Bruce's static red card?
http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666

[Dave Coleman]

Am i not already hanging my head in utter shame?

[ivan]

Well, doesn't my new avatar suck?

[Dave Coleman]

Do you really want me to answer that?

[Dave Coleman]

Is it not good though that you have produced the goods at last?

[ivan]

I don't suppose I do, do I?

[habbywall]

would i be right in saying that no one has ever abuses a thread in such and so boldly a way to which you have done tonight?
Don't you remember when I spamed it?

[tobbogonist]

i question it!

[tobbogonist]

i do but i am trying really hard and cant work out how this could be a question, how about you?

[Dave Coleman]

Will you guys have a good night please for i am going to bed?

[ivan]

Why shouldn't we say good night?

[tobbogonist]

i would be delighted oblige you and have a good night, infact i think it would be wise to have the best night ever. isnt it morning though?

[Dave Coleman]

Should you? Or should you not? Does it bother me?

[Dave Coleman]

Is this not true - it is morning, isnt it? Ah Well, have a good morning, yeah?

[Dave Coleman]

Good night, friends?

[tobbogonist]

i am off to, goodmorning, friends?

[ivan]

Good evening, friends, for am I not gone uniycling?

[GILD]

i would be delighted oblige you and have a good night, infact i think it would be wise to have the best night ever. isnt it morning though?.

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14752&stc=1&d=1156859852

Is Bruce sleeping on duty?

[tobbogonist]

did i not just get sprung by the unoffical thread police?

[yoopers]

Bruce, I have this little soccer ball doll thing it is foam and if you drill a hole in the bottom it would make a perfect antennae topper for a car, do you want it?
If it's soccer related, how can I say no?

[yoopers]

.

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14752&stc=1&d=1156859852

Is Bruce sleeping on duty?
Whew, was that close or what? How can I thank you for watching my back?

[UniBrier]

Are we watching your back because you're faster than us?

[ivan]

Do you enjoy watching someone's back?

[monkeyman]

.

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=14752&stc=1&d=1156859852

Is Bruce sleeping on duty?

Has he had his coffee yet?

[Dave Coleman]

(yawn) is it morning already?

[skrobo]

good night I think i jumped 11 feet today, would that be a record?

[ivan]

Would I mention that Kris Holm had done 16.5?

[Dave Coleman]

Could this forum be any more FREAKING awesome?

[ivan]

Wouldn't you say my new avatar is better than the previous one?

[Dave Coleman]

Ah, do i not find it significantly appealing?

[GILD]

Could this forum be any more FREAKING awesome?
Is that like the dumbest question ever?

[ivan]

Is that like the dumbest question ever?
Isn't that the most mean reply you could think of?

[yoopers]

Isn't that the most mean reply you could think of?
Mean as in average?

[ivan]

Wouldn't mean mean hurtful in this case?

[ivan]

Will you behold my 600 posts?

[yoopers]

Will you behold my 600 posts?
Will you behold my 47 fence posts?

[ivan]

Am I not under-equipped to see through the earth?

[yoopers]

Am I not under-equipped to see through the earth?
Oh, sorry, will this help you get started?

[ivan]

How can you, man? You shouldn't keep your dog in a cage for is it not cruel and unkind? Would it not be only aproppriate if you let it out this instant?

[yoopers]

How can you, man? You shouldn't keep your dog in a cage for is it not cruel and unkind? Would it not be only aproppriate if you let it out this instant?
A cage? Is 6500 sq. ft. of fenced in back yard a cage? As Baxter is only 11 months old, doesn't that still make him a puppy? Which would be more appropriate, letting a monster-sized puppy run loose in the neighborhoods, which incidently is against city code, or keeping control of him for the enjoyment of both him and our family? To take matters a step further, aren't our lives cages? Why do we have to be constrained to the daily rut of going to work and school only to come home, eat dinner, do homework or chores, go to bed then get up and do it all over again? Shouldn't we be more free? Why not let our selves out of our life's cages and be free? Oh wait, aren't I free sitting home here on unemployment? How loud can I yell Yippee?

[ivan]

What kind of a disturbed maniac would spell neighbourhood without a u? Won't you tell me?

[yoopers]

What kind of a disturbed maniac would spell neighbourhood without a u? Won't you tell me?
Wouldn't it be the same kind that also calls my avatar a 'soccer' ball?

[UniTyler]

Wouldn't it be the same kind that also calls my avatar a 'soccer' ball?

Is Yoopers a racist? ;)

[yoopers]

Is Yoopers a racist? ;)
Hey, what are you doing home from school so early?

[Goats_On_Unicycles]

Should I post here?

[ivan]

Wouldn't it be the same kind that also calls my avatar a 'soccer' ball?
Whoever called your avatar a 'soccer' ball must be out of their mind, for isn't that a burning football?

[yoopers]

Whoever called your avatar a 'soccer' ball must be out of their mind, for isn't that a burning football?
Football or futbol?

[ivan]

Football or futbol?
What is a futbol, will you tell me?

[Dave Coleman]

Is it some kind of exotic kickable round looking object?

[manon1wheel]

isnt futbol like soccer?

[Dave Coleman]

Is "Futbol" just "Football" in another language?

[Dave Coleman]

Has everyone got sick of this thread now?

[ivan]

Would I say that I haven't?

[Dave Coleman]

Only you can answer that; have you?

[ivan]

Have I not?

[Dave Coleman]

HAhah is it not rather difficult to answer someones question when one is required to talk in questions?

[ivan]

Or is it? TUM-TUM-TUM?

[Dave Coleman]

Would you perhaps like to explain the meaning of this amusing-sounding "TUM-TUM-TUM"?

[ivan]

Do you ever recall watching a movie and then someone goes "I am your father!" and the soundtrack is like "TUM-TUM-TUM"?

[Dave Coleman]

Ah, could the distinction now be more obvious? Do i not see precisley what you meant now? All this aside, are you well?

[ivan]

Why would I not be, for is my pedal bite not healing and my flexibility getting better by the hour?

[yoopers]

Isn't Dave doing a great job now at getting the hang of posting correctly in this thread? He should be congratulated, eh?

[ivan]

He should be made the champion, shouldn't he?

[ivan]

Do I even know what the right way is? Wasn't I too busy to read the rules?

[yoopers]

He should be made the champion, shouldn't he?
It's 11:30 p.m., do you know where your children are?

[yoopers]

Better yet, do I know where my pillow is?

[ivan]

It's 7.30 am and do I even have children?

[Dave Coleman]

Wow, guys, have i ever felt more honoured in the face of this high esteem i am recieving from two wonderful individuals such as yourselves?

[Dave Coleman]

Do i not hope you have no children at 18?

[ivan]

Am I not glad, for do I really know, what children are about?

[Dave Coleman]

Am i not quite understanding the meaning of that last sentence? Is it not rather... cryptic?

[ivan]

Do I not agree with you, for that sentence is beyond me?

[Dave Coleman]

Haha are you not a man of much homourosity?

[toddw9]

Better yet, do I know where my pillow is?

that reminds me, where's my pillow? Isn't it bedtime for me?

[yoopers]

that reminds me, where's my pillow? Isn't it bedtime for me?
Is it morning already? Now where is that can of coffee?

[Dave Coleman]

Is it not night? Haha aren't these time zone differences whacky?

[yoopers]

Man, is 5:30 a.m. early or what?

[dudewithasock]

Man, is 5:30 a.m. early or what?

Isn't that what she said?

[Dave Coleman]

Who is she?

[yoopers]

Who is she?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't her name be Mary, my wife of 23 years?

[ivan]

Didn't I get up at 6 am today?

[GILD]

Are you guys having fun?

[ivan]

Why shouldn't we?

[GILD]

Do you have permission?

[Dave Coleman]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wouldn't her name be Mary, my wife of 23 years?

Would i dare dispute such a thing?

May i congratulate you on your 23 years of matrimony?

Could i be happier for the both of you?

:D ?

[ivan]

Do I need a permission to be happy? Is that what you're saying?

[yoopers]

Is GILD meaner than a junkyard dog?


Could this possibly be an inside joke?

[Dave Coleman]

Could this irresistable thread go on forever?

[Dave Coleman]

Would any of you like to add to the Progressive Story? Is it not at the moment just a tandem effort between BillyTheMountain and I?

Does anyone like writing stories, or is it just me?

[tobbogonist]

Q:?

[ivan]

Am I not going to do it later on, when I'm in the writing mood?

[Dave Coleman]

Is that not fair enough? Should i mention that you ought not to feel any undue pressure to add to the story?

[yoopers]

Do you ever catch yourself wondering if you're posing your statement as a question when you're in another thread? Dangerous, isn't it?

[ivan]

I couldn't agree more, could I? Can I turn into a jew this way?

[GILD]

Is GILD meaner than a junkyard dog?

Is that you, bad, bad, leroy bruce?

[yoopers]

Can I turn into a jew this way?
Ouch?

[yoopers]

Is that you, bad, bad, leroy bruce?
How did you ever find me?

[Dave Coleman]

Haha does this not happen to me all the time?

Does one also notice that i keep saying "Do i not" or "Does one not"? Is it not (there we go again) the easiest way to forge a sentence into a question?

[ivan]

Why am I here?

[yoopers]

Haha does this not happen to me all the time?

Does one also notice that i keep saying "Do i not" or "Does one not"? Is it not (there we go again) the easiest way to forge a sentence into a question?
Are the Blue Mountains as beautiful as they sound?

[tobbogonist]

did i not just add to the story?

[Dave Coleman]

Oh, did you? Woohoo is this not exciting? Shall i go see it?

[GILD]

How did you ever find me?
Did it take me forever to remember the title or what?

[Dave Coleman]

HAHAHAHAHA!!? Am i not quite literally laughing out loud at this moment in response to your absolutley GOLD addition to the story that never ceases to grow?

[tobbogonist]

i am not sure whether you should?
do you feel it is the right time to view it?

[ivan]

Is my unicyling time not half an hour away?

[tobbogonist]

Is my unicyling time not half an hour away?

is that not the same time as my bed?

[ivan]

Did you just make a statement?

[tobbogonist]

HAHAHAHAHA!!? Am i not quite literally laughing out loud at this moment in response to your absolutley GOLD addition to the story that never ceases to grow?

we shall need to publish it once its finished.

[Dave Coleman]

Who?

[tobbogonist]

Did you just make a statement?

nope, what are you on about?

;)

[Dave Coleman]

Yes, shall we? Have you noticed how JOLLY funny it is, when read from beginning to end?

[ivan]

Tobbogonist, there he goes again, does he not?

[Dave Coleman]

Would you object to me continuing to add a small section to the story?

[GILD]

we shall need to publish it once its finished.

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666

Will I ever love any other smiley more than this one?

[ivan]

Is it not a cool smiley?;)

[Dave Coleman]

we shall need to publish it once its finished.

AAAAAAAArgh? As true as this is, Is in not quite quite illegal??

[GILD]

That's a cool smiley!

http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=13038&stc=1&d=1145533666

[ivan]

Ooops?

[Dave Coleman]

Haha did ivan not cleverly rescue himself from that one?

[GILD]

Haha did ivan not cleverly rescue himself from that one?
Didn't he just leave it a little bit too late?

[ivan]

But wasn't he too late to escape the watchful eye of GILD?

[GILD]

Shouldn't this be sent for arbitration by the main-ref-dude Bruce?

[ivan]

Isn't Bruce wise and forgiving?

[tobbogonist]

did i not even make a statment?
was that not just a cleverly disguised question?
and i thinkit would be wise to continue on with the story, dont you?

[ivan]

Is it not a quarter of an hour left till my unicycling time? Is it not a so much cooler day today than it was, let's say, a week ago?

[Dave Coleman]

Have i not now added some more to that story? Is it not also a shame that in a quarter of an hour you must go?

[ivan]

Is it not only 4 minutes left and should I not be starting to put my socks on? Oh dammit, should I not do the dishes first?

[tobbogonist]

have i not just busted out some gnarly story writing?
is your four minute's up?
and what do you mean by 'do the dishes"?

[Dave Coleman]

ABWAHAAHAAaaahahaaahhhaaabwaahaaa!?? (phew?) HAhaha is that not the funniest thing i have read in my life - are you in employment as a funny-man? If not you bloody well should be coz that was just so strangly funny and hilarious, was it not? Ahahaha?

[Dave Coleman]

Am i not going to add some new material to my SIG?

[ivan]

Did I not mean wash the dirty plates?
Am I not putting my socks on?

[tobbogonist]

did i not realise that?
would you be worried if i admitted to be watching you put your socks on right now?
and Dave Coleman, did i not miss out on sucuring a spot at the melbourne comedy festival due to going over a limit of time by more than the limit again?

[yoopers]

Shouldn't this be sent for arbitration by the main-ref-dude Bruce?
How can I not agree with your ruling? And although I am forgiving to a degree, how can I not administer admonishment when needed?

[GILD]

Find anything at the junkyard?

[tobbogonist]

does anyone remmeber or has anyone seen this before?
http://www.marloufilms.com/upl/video/soupe%20opera.mpg

[Dave Coleman]

Do i not love that animation? IS stop motion animation not the coolest? Although do i not also love frame-by-frame Flash type animation to? Do i not just flippin love ANIMATION altogethr?

[tobbogonist]

did we not all just sit and watch this on TV like it was the normalest thing ever?

[Dave Coleman]

Yesssss?

[tobbogonist]

i just found my first stop motion animation. hang on i shall convert it to gif and post it, good idea?

[Dave Coleman]

Is that not a super-duper good idea?

[Dave Coleman]

Make sure there's a question mark after the gif, though, yeah?

[tobbogonist]

is it not the worst i have done?
all my other ones are at school, would i lie?
OK DOES IT NOT PLAY?
Fix it up shall i?

[tobbogonist]

ok it isnt playing, i dont have the energy or state of conciousness to be bothered fixing it right now. tommorow maybe a good time yes?

[Dave Coleman]

Is it playing? MAy i answer in the affirmative? Is it not so very groovy - will you be able to show me the ones from school when you get the chance?

[Dave Coleman]

(yawn) Am i not getting rather tired now? Do you think its time for bed?

[tobbogonist]

i may be able to, but have i not made not many?
bed is in question, why was this posted in the bloody question thread?
dont you find it difficult to converse through questions alone?

[Dave Coleman]

Oh, does it not get incredibly infuriating? But at the same time so appealing? Is it not strange? Does it not make you wanna go "Hey screw this question business"? Is this not where you go to another post to let off some steam?

[tobbogonist]

yes?

[yoopers]

Find anything at the junkyard?
How about this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=585742&postcount=276)?

[GILD]

How about this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=585742&postcount=276)?
Is that a nice way to talk about Ashley's car?

[ivan]

Isn't the Invisible Pink Unicorn the best deity ever?

[GILD]

Isn't the Invisible Pink Unicorn the best deity ever?
Isn't it more of a non-deity?

[ivan]

Is it? Isn't it a goddess?

[GILD]

Is it? Isn't it a goddess?
Are you suggesting a female can't be a deity?!?

[ivan]

Didn't I say it was a deity in the first place?!