who's line question game, for real?

[yoopers]

you aren't thinking about dropping this thread as soon as i show up, are you?
Who was that masked man?

[habbywall]

perhaps zorro?

[monkeyman]

Who was that masked man?
Is that from Princess Bride perhaps?

[monkeyman]

Or is he the Man in Black?

[habbywall]

should i stop posting in this thread?

[tomblackwood]

should i stop posting in this thread?
Should I pray I'm not the only one answering "Yes"?

[UniBrier]

Is this proof that prayers are answered?

[habbywall]

when did i stop posting here?

[carsonpalooza]

is this crazy or what?

[habbywall]

what?

[monkeyman]

Your mom, maybe?

[Crackbrain]

does that even count as a question?

[habbywall]

does your mom count as a question?

[James_Potter]

can it be said as a question?
can it be answered?

[yoopers]

How much is that puppy in the window...

[yoopers]

...the one with the waggley tail?

[unisteve]

How much are you willing to pay?

[habbywall]

how much is you mom willing to pay?

[unisteve]

Can I just trade your mom for it?

[habbywall]

can i just trade you for it?

[monkeyman]

Are you my mother?

[unisteve]

Are you your mother?

[Brian MacKenzie]

?

what's that thing at the end of your sentence?

[unisteve]

Why should I tell you? How do I know you haven't already Googled it?

[habbywall]

whats google?

[Brian MacKenzie]

whats google?


it's those things that help you see under water, no?

[monkeyman]

Has anyone ever googled 'your mom'?
Does anyone else realize what you'd probably get?
:(

[habbywall]

wouldnt you just get your mom?

[monkeyman]

Did I mean to put google image searched?

[habbywall]

is your mom famous or something?

[unisteve]

Have you tried Google image searching "sherpa"?

[habbywall]

have you tried google image searching s&n?
(good, dont)

[monkeyman]

have you tried google image searching s&n?
(good, dont)

dude, why the hell would you do that anyway??

[GILD]

Can you believe that I read this thread for the first time today?
Am I the only one who went 'Oh oh' when I read that?

[monkeyman]

Maybe?

[monkeyman]

Did he read the whole thread?
Can one person take that much stupidity in a day?

[monkeyman]

Why has it been 4 days since a post?

[Jerrick]

Doesn't anyone care anymore?!?

[monkeyman]

Jerrick, what exactly is your avatar?

[unisteve]

Do you not recognise nimble toes when you see them?

[monkeyman]

Am I confused as to what that weird green thing is?

[yoopers]

Oh, where is my hairbrush?

[unisteve]

Did you give it to the peach?

[yoopers]

Did you give it to the peach?
Yes, yes, the peach HAS hair, right? Now doesn't that just make a whole lot of sense? What will we do with poor distraught Larry now?

[unisteve]

Are you hungry?

[yoopers]

Are you hungry?
As in would I like a nice cucumber salad?

[monkeyman]

Is there a better kind?

[unisteve]

Don't you prefer a nice salad with cucumbers AND carrots and tomatoes and romaine lettuce and broccoli a light vinaigrette dressing?

[yoopers]

Don't you prefer a nice salad with cucumbers AND carrots and tomatoes and romaine lettuce and broccoli a light vinaigrette dressing?
And a few grapes of wrath thrown in for good measure?

[GILD]

Who's Larry?

[yoopers]

Who's Larry?
I'm sorry, did I not identify him before?

[yoopers]

And what about Bob?

[habbywall]

is there really no veggietales over in africa?

[dorkybarb]

is my head going to explode?

[yoopers]

What about Bob?

[onewheelisbetter]

What about Bob?
isnt that movie hilarious? Buddy disease? BUTT-HEAD!!!!!?

[monkeyman]

What about this Bob?

http://axiom.anu.edu.au/~williams/pictures/bob_williamson_large.jpg

[GILD]

What about this Bob?

Or this one?

http://www.umich.edu/~ulc/photos/2003/halloweenparty/Joe%20Jobst%20Bobbing%20for%20Apples.jpg

[habbywall]

is this a question?

[unisteve]

Is your mom named Bob?

[monkeyman]

Are you crazy?

[BillyTheMountain]

Are you crazy?
Why do you ask??

[monkeyman]

Why do you? Are you hiding something?

[unisteve]

Why won't you tell me if your mom's name is Bob? Are you hiding something?

[dorkybarb]

monkeyman, who was that one bob?
why don't i know who he is?

[monkeyman]

monkeyman, who was that one bob?
why don't i know who he is?
Could I possibly tell you that my name is Alex, and then request yours, so that it'll be a proper introduction?

Have you ever done a Google image search on bob?

[dorkybarb]

Could I possibly tell you that my name is Alex, and then request yours, so that it'll be a proper introduction?

Have you ever done a Google image search on bob?

i think my name is barb, anyone know for sure?
what would consist of a proper introduction?
you can do a google image search?

[monkeyman]

you can do a google image search?
Are you serious? (www.images.google.com)

[dorkybarb]

i dont' know, are you?

could i answer 'duh' in the form of a question?

[GILD]

could i answer 'duh' in the form of a question?\
Do they say 'duh' where you live?

[dorkybarb]

\
Do they say 'duh' where you live?

can i say 'yes i do' without being laughted at?

[habbywall]

no?

[dorkybarb]

why not?

is 'duh' not said anymore?
am i that out of the loup?

[GILD]

Is that a fair question to ask?

[dorkybarb]

what is a fair question to ask?
and GILD, why is your avatar a shooting kenny?

[GILD]

Will this lin (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=451303&postcount=34)k help?

[unisteve]

Why is my avatar a toilet?

[dorkybarb]

did they really kill Kenny off for good?
should i change my avatar?

steve, why is harper your hero?

GILD, why are your links always through two words?
how do you do that?

[GILD]

GILD, why are your links always through two words?
how do you do that?
Will these t (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=368736&postcount=48)wo links h (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=368737&postcount=49)elp explain my current favourite act of rebellion?

[unisteve]

steve, why is harper your hero?
Do you never read Harper's posts?

[dorkybarb]

how do i say 'not really' in the form of a question?

[unisteve]

Would saying "Can you imagine I just said 'not really'?" work?

[dorkybarb]

would it?
why is the Leadership Center (where i work) so freakin cold?
what should i do tonight?
should i go out to the bars or just stay at home?

[unisteve]

would it?
why is the Leadership Center (where i work) so freakin cold?
what should i do tonight?
should i go out to the bars or just stay at home?
Do you have friends to go to the bars with you?

[dorkybarb]

what are friends?

[monkeyman]

am i that out of the loup?
Don;t you mean loop?
And Dave, didn't you forget to mention that if you change your avatar, you can't have an animated one?
And didn't you also avoid answering his specific question about why you do links like th (www.yahoo.com)is?

[dorkybarb]

And didn't you also avoid answering his specific question about why you do links like th (www.yahoo.com)is?

do you think i am a man?

[yoopers]

why is the Leadership Center (where i work) so freakin cold?
Could it be that you live in....MINNESOTA?

[unisteve]

Does anyone think Minnesota is colder than Canada?

[dorkybarb]

Could it be that you work in....WISCONSIN?

why does it rain so much?

[monkeyman]

Could God hate you?

[dorkybarb]

have we decided if god exists?
am i breaking fora rules by talking about God in this thread?

[monkeyman]

Haven't you been a member longer than me?

[dorkybarb]

how come you have more posts than me?
how old are you really?
what is your real name?
are dragons real?
what is your favorite movie?
who is your idol?
where can i find a taco?
do you like my hair?
why am i watching Shrek at 11:45 pm?
did you go to college?
do you work or are you independently wealthy?
am i asking to many questions?
should i ask some more?
or should i stop?

[monkeyman]

how come you have more posts than me?
Could it be because I have a lot to say?
how old are you really?
you don't believe I'm 100?
what is your real name?
Haven't we been over this already?
are dragons real?
Does this (www.someonewhogivesafuck.com) answer your question?
what is your favorite movie?
Do I have to have just one?
who is your idol?
Will you be my idol?
where can i find a taco?
Tu quieres Taco Bell?
do you like my hair?
Have I ever seen your hair?
why am i watching Shrek at 11:45 pm?
Why aren't you asleep?
did you go to college?
Why would they let me into college?
do you work or are you independently wealthy?
Does living with one's count? And what exactly is indepently wealthy? Like beiung in the Walton family?
am i asking to many questions?
Isn't that the purpose of this thread?
should i ask some more?
Didn't I jsut answer that?
or should i stop?
Why?

[dorkybarb]

why am i rolling on the floor laughing so hard my boss had to come and see what was wrong with me?

[dorkybarb]

have we just completly jacked this thread?

[monkeyman]

why am i rolling on the floor laughing so hard my boss had to come and see what was wrong with me?
Did you go here? (www.someonewhogivesafuck.com)
great, eh?
have we just completly jacked this thread?
Where are Yoopers and Habbywall? GILD? Tomblackwood?

[dorkybarb]

Did you go here? (www.someonewhogivesafuck.com)
great, eh?

Where are Yoopers and Habbywall?

can i punch the person in the face who made that website?
is that guy trying to be funny?
or is he just really confused?

did Yoopers and Habbywall die?
did i eat GILD for dinner last night?
has tom gotten a new hair peice?

[monkeyman]

can i punch the person in the face who made that website?
is that guy trying to be funny?
or is he just really confused?

Can I do it next?
Hasn't this already been discussed a little bit in the Gallery of weird sites?
Would I be lying to say that it's too serious to be a joke, but too weird to be real?

[dorkybarb]

are we ever going to make it to the 91st page?

[monkeyman]

To be or not to be?

[skroboskim]

to be is to be, so why not be the best?

is christ hardcore?

[dorkybarb]

well what do you want to be?

anyone like the movie Rocky Horror Picture Show?

will i ever be done with my huge paper?

[UniBrier]

Will we ever see single question posts again?

[dorkybarb]

what's the fun of only asking one question at a time?

[UniBrier]

Did HW say question or questions?

you must reply in the form of a question if you don't your out

[habbywall]

i said what i wanted to say?

[monkeyman]

is christ hardcore?
God damn it, can't you drop it? Can't you realize that all you're doing is giving Christians a bad name? That Christians are starting to get pissed at you for your unending need to bring up Christ in every single discussion you get into?

[dorkybarb]

monkeyman, do we need to give you breathing excersises to calm down?

[monkeyman]

Can we make skroboskim breathe cyanide?

[habbywall]

are we ever going to make it to the 91st page?

has someone been counting posts?

[dorkybarb]

Can we make skroboskim breathe cyanide?

where would we find breatheable cyanide?

[James_Potter]

where would we find breatheable cyanide?
isn't breathable cyanide an oxymoron?
or do you not mind dying after breathing it?

[GILD]

Will we ever see single question posts again?
What would you give to see one again?

[UniBrier]

What would you give to see one again?How can one put a value on such a precious thing?

[GILD]

Dare we not declare the esteem in which we hold it?

[dorkybarb]

can i leave if this gets to deep for me?

[GILD]

Can't you take responsibility for making it deep?

[dorkybarb]

do i ever take responsibility for things that aren't my fault?

[GILD]

Are you blaming it on Alex now?

[dorkybarb]

wait, which one is alex?
isn't that monkeyman?
why would i blame him when he is not here right now?
should i blame him?

[UniBrier]

Are multiple questions caused by "Monkey See Monkey Do"?

[dorkybarb]

why are you stuck on single question postings?

[GILD]

Are you seeing the light yet?

[dorkybarb]

which light?

[GILD]

Have you been blinded by it?

[monkeyman]

where would we find breatheable cyanide?
Have you ever heard of Hydrogen Cyanide?

[monkeyman]

wait, which one is alex?
isn't that monkeyman?

Haven't we been over this at least twice now?

[habbywall]

is ARGHHHHHHH a question?

[monkeyman]

Well isn't it now?

[dorkybarb]

isn't what now?
did you guys know that i finally finished my 25 page paper?

[monkeyman]

is ARGHHHHHHH a question?
Isn't this now a question, since he made it one?

[dorkybarb]

can we pretend it is and just ignore him?

[monkeyman]

Have you ever been here? (www.yes.com)
Was that even a real site?

[dorkybarb]

why won't it work for me?

[monkeyman]

Why are you asking me?

[dorkybarb]

what is your station playing?

[monkeyman]

Am I listening to the radio?

[dorkybarb]

i don't know, are you?
wanna know what i am listening to?

[dorkybarb]

what happened?
did i kill the thread?

[BornUgly]

What would give you that idea?

[monkeyman]

Why has it been so long between posts?

[dorkybarb]

what is going to happen if people stop posting?

[Jerrick]

Can people ever stop posting?

[UniBrier]

Do dreams come true?

[monkeyman]

Is anyone else waiting for a lame "I have a dream joke?"

Is that line/idea/speech as popular/well known with the Brits?

[UniBrier]

Are you looking for a single answer?

[GILD]

Is anyone else waiting for a lame "I have a dream joke?"

Is that line/idea/speech as popular/well known with the Brits?
Isn't it well known around the world?

[yoopers]

Has anyone read this book? Any good?

[GILD]

Wasn't that critisized for leaving so many unanswered questions?

[yoopers]

Wasn't that critisized for leaving so many unanswered questions?
Went the way of Little Black Sambo, eh?

[monkeyman]

Isn't it well known around the world?
But is it used/quoted in a joking manner as often in other countries?

[dorkybarb]

have you all missed me?

[GILD]

have you all missed me?
We're you having a dream?

[monkeyman]

What were you dreaming about?
Potatos, perhaps?

[GILD]

Dan Quayle maybe?

[dorkybarb]

why would i dream about Dan Quayle?

do you think i will even make it into a sig?
would i even want to be in a sig?

[unisteve]

Who doesn't want to be in a sig?

[GILD]

Who doesn't want to be in a sig?
Dan Quayle?

[monkeyman]

why would i dream about Dan Quayle?

do you think i will even make it into a sig?
would i even want to be in a sig?

Will you never not say something that is the opposite of something that isn't the negative of unfunny?

[GILD]

Why not?

[tomblackwood]

Why not?
On a related note, have you read about Wy Knott?

[GILD]

Wasn't he on first?

[tomblackwood]

Wasn't he on first?
Isn't he a she?

[dorkybarb]

i thought she was on second?

[monkeyman]

Has anyone gone home with her?
sorry?

[habbywall]

does any one else think monkeymans sig is funny?

[dorkybarb]

the bike part or the link part?

[BornUgly]

On a related note, have you read about Wy Knott?
Wasn't he on first?
Isn't he a she?
i thought she was on second?
Has anyone gone home with her?

Should we just start an Abbot and Costello thread?

[dorkybarb]

Should we just start an Abbot and Costello thread?

what would be the fun of that?

[tumblebug rollin]

Ojala que cubren sus nalgas verdad?

[UniBrier]

Did these internet translators get it right? :confused: :confused:

where are my pants?

Ojala that cover their buttocks truth?
Ojala that covers their rumps truth?

[James_Potter]

Do online translators ever work properly?

[dorkybarb]

anyone have some fun summer plans?

[yoopers]

anyone have some fun summer plans?
How 'bout a grand camping trip this past weekend? Man, was it hot or what?

[dorkybarb]

i think most of us would agree with the HOT aspect right?

[tomblackwood]

I see this thread's still going on...is there anything I need to get caught up on?

[GILD]

Did you know, if you translate 'tough shit' into chinese and then back to english using online translators it comes back as "Tenacious Stool"?

[yoopers]

Is there such a thing as empty calories? Do they really exist? How can they be empty when I savored every last little calorie of my Snickers bar with my coffee this morning? Wouldn't they be considered full of joy instead?

[GILD]

Have you also gone over to the multiple-question-dark-side?

[yoopers]

Have you also gone over to the multiple-question-dark-side?
Who? Me?

[GILD]

Who else?

[manon1wheel]

this thread is briliant, dont you guys think so too?

[GILD]

Don't you think it's a bit much to read all in one sitting tho?

[dorkybarb]

what is this thread doing on the third page?

[Unitik908]

Did you know, if you translate 'tough shit' into chinese and then back to english using online translators it comes back as "Tenacious Stool"?

haha.. thanks?

Chase

[unisteez]

Did you know, if you translate 'tough shit' into chinese and then back to english using online translators it comes back as "Tenacious Stool"?

haha you really spend your time doing that?

[UniBrier]

Is there any greater Time Bandit than the Internet?

[unisteve]

Have you ever tried unicycling?

[dorkybarb]

can you unicycle on the internet?

[unisteve]

Can't you? (http://unicycle-challenge.freeonlinegames.com/)

[dorkybarb]

but is that as fun as unicycling outdoors?

[tomblackwood]

but is that as fun as unicycling outdoors?
Is anything, really?

[yoopers]

Is anything, really?
Hey, Tom, how ya doin?

[tomblackwood]

Hey, Tom, how ya doin?
Why...am I looking pale today?

[skrobo]

Why...am I looking pale today?
no, but isn't that a lot of makeup youre wearing?

[monkeyman]

anyone have some fun summer plans?

Is that really you in your sig? :)
Have you been to my new thread?

[dorkybarb]

Is that really you in your sig? :)

huh?
the website in my sig or the avatar?

[monkeyman]

Is it possible for me to feel more stupid, in realizing that I meant your avatar?

[dorkybarb]

it may be possible, but can we pretend you had it right in the beginning?

[monkeyman]

That sound good to everyone else?

[unisteve]

Does doing all my English work for me sound better?

[monkeyman]

Are you crazy?

[dorkybarb]

would it be hard English work?
want to pay me to do it?

[monkeyman]

will you pay me to not do it?

[dorkybarb]

now why would i want to do something silly like that?

[dorkybarb]

Is that really you in your avatar? :)

have you realized that my avatar is a very old but cute picture of me?

[yoopers]

Anyone want to go out for ice cream?

[monkeyman]

[Yoopers, ]Who's Clyde?

[yoopers]

[Yoopers, ]Who's Clyde?
How 'bout this? http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=49911

[monkeyman]

Have you ever been told that that is one of the coolest/most creative things that someone's ever seen?

[Eddbmxdude]

What?

[dorkybarb]

Anyone want to go out for ice cream?

you buying?

[yoopers]

you buying?
Absolutely, why not?

[dorkybarb]

gonna pay for my gas down to Illinois and back?
did i spell Illinois wrong?

[yoopers]

gonna pay for my gas down to Illinois and back?
did i spell Illinois wrong?
How much is gas nowadays anyway? Got to be getting less expensive, isn't it? How about I just UPS you up an ice cream cone?

Isn't the real question, "Did I pronounce it wrong?"

[monkeyman]

What's the weirdest way you've ever heard someone pronouce it?

[dorkybarb]

would it be bad of me to brag about the fact that i know how to properly pronounce illinois?

what kind of ice cream will you UPS me?

hey monkey, is there supposed to be sound with your gymclass showdown?

[yoopers]

what kind of ice cream will you UPS me?

What kind do you like?

[dorkybarb]

What kind do you like?

would strawberry cheesecake be to much to ask?

[monkeyman]

hey monkey, is there supposed to be sound with your gymclass showdown?
If you call me monkey, can I cal you Dorky?

Do you have your speakers on?

[skrobo]

If you call me monkey, can I cal you Dorky?

Do you have your speakers on?

that would be mean correct?

and why does it matter if it doesn't matter?

[Mike The Uni Man]

wow i cant beleive this has goneon this long, can u?

[unisteve]

Do you believe a good conversation can ever die?

[dorkybarb]

why wouldn't i have my speakers on?

how about you call me barb, and i call you Alex?

wanna know what i did on Friday?

[muzzle]

wanna know what i did on tuesday?

[UniPsychoLiam]

wanna know if i care? ;)

[muzzle]

could you tell me why i shouldnt care?

[UniPsychoLiam]

should i keep it a secret or spill all?

[muzzle]

do you expect me to clean up the mess when you spill it everywhere?

[UniPsychoLiam]

depends if you like feijoa juice? edit - W00t! 100th post! -edit

[muzzle]

is it cold?

[UniPsychoLiam]

depends what you define as "cold"?

[muzzle]

is that even a question? it seems that you wrote a statement and then tacked a question mark onto the end of your sentance doesn't it?

[UniPsychoLiam]

it should've been: Depends, what do you define as cold?

[muzzle]

could someone confirm that the new sentance is better?

[yoopers]

depends if you like feijoa juice? edit - W00t! 100th post! -edit
Do I have a choice?

[monkeyman]

how about you call me barb, and i call you Alex?

That sound good to everyone?

What did ou do Friday?

[monkeyman]

Do I have a choice?
But Yoopers (Is it possible for me to have forgotten whether or not you've told me to call you Bruce?), what about his sentence about being cold?

[yoopers]

But Yoopers (Is it possible for me to have forgotten whether or not you've told me to call you Bruce?)

Would you mind calling me by my real name?

what about his sentence about being cold?
Wasn't his punction or sentence structure terrible? It really should deserve another card, should it? But in the spirit of the World Cup, should we really throw him a red card right away and send him to the bench?

[dorkybarb]

Would it matter if I told you I cut almost all my hair off?

Does anyone care to know that I also got it colored a nice red shade too?

Who are these new people asking questions without us?

[yoopers]

Would it matter if I told you I cut almost all my hair off?

Does anyone care to know that I also got it colored a nice red shade too?

Who are these new people asking questions without us?
Any pictures available?

[monkeyman]

Would you mind calling me by my real name?
Would you mind calling me Alex as well?


Wasn't his punction or sentence structure terrible? It really should deserve another card, should it? But in the spirit of the World Cup, should we really throw him a red card right away and send him to the bench?

Isn't that a good thought-out approach to it?
There must be a reason that you were made the ref, eh?
^^Will I get a card for that?

[yoopers]

Would you mind calling me Alex as well?




Isn't that a good thought-out approach to it?
There must be a reason that you were made the ref, eh?
^^Will I get a card for that?
Alex, with 'eh?' at the end of it?

[muzzle]

why does nobody know me?

[monkeyman]

why does nobody know me?
Who are you?
Are you aware yet that my name is Alex?
What's your's?


Bruce why exactly would you call me Alex with an "eh"? Am I missing something?

Bruce, does your wife ever actually use the username?
Or could it be that they're both of your alternate egos, and you'r really not even married?

You know how people always warn about the 50 year old men impersonating 15 year old girls? What about the 15 year old girls impersonating 50 year old men?

[muzzle]

did someone name me Nick at birth?
do i live in new zealand?
am i "auckland's self proclaimed extreme unicyclist"? LOL
are you really alex?

[GILD]

haha you really spend your time doing that?Would you believe that a friend of mine actually did?

[monkeyman]

Would you believe that a friend of mine actually did?
Where have you been?