who's line question game, for real?

[juggle508]

i have finally found it and i ask you, why?


Is this really a question?

KH

[mike_echter]

I still cant find a good avatar... any ideas?

[abbabibble]

how does a pie sound?

[MrBoogiejuice]

What sort of pie?
I should think a pork one would be more soothing than one of the fruit varieties, wouldn't you?

[theotherguy]

might HeinzBakedBeans(r) be better?

or HeinzKetchup?

[dudewithasock]

Who doesn't like a good fruit pie?

[THE dave]

what isnt there to like about pie?

[theotherguy]

is anyone gonna answer dave's question?

[UniTyler]

I'm going to eat a hot pocket and a dang casadilla and was wondering if that sounds good to any of you?

[UniTyler]

what isnt there to like about pie?

The flavor is too sweet, is it not?

[uni-steve5111]

what is the square root of a tree?

[theotherguy]

does anyone know the answer to THAT question?

[vogonpoet]

Well, since "tree" is a four letter word, maybe the square root of it would just be tr? Or, since "tree" is close to three, maybe the square root is around 1.7?

[THE dave]

why dosnt the square root of a tree= branch?

[vogonpoet]

Well, by that logic, or something like it, wouldn't the square root of a tree=some sort of weirdly shaped root thingy?

[THE dave]

like a square root?

[vogonpoet]

Isn't that what I said basically?

[Spudman]

I wonder if this sentence is a statement or a question?

[tomblackwood]

Who doesn't like a good fruit pie?
Pie? Where's the pie?

Can someone arrange to have it dropped off near the coffee from a couple pages back?

[GILD]

how does a pie sound?Doesn't it sound like 22 frozen peas dropped, from great height, into 3 metal cups?

[dudewithasock]

Who agrees with me in my distaste for the requirement to click the little button now in order to quick reply?

[this end up]

i don't know which button you mean, what little button?

[GILD]

Aren't you being overly finicky? I mean it's just one click, isn't it?

[MrBoogiejuice]

good afternoon, how is everybody?

[GILD]

Shouldn't you be asking that over in MR?

[yoopers]

Doesn't it sound like 22 frozen peas dropped, from great height, into 3 metal cups?
What would you consider a great height for a pea? How would a pea ascend to such a height? Would they still be frozen upon impact or would it be of such height that they would burn upon reentry? Do you want fries with that?

[GILD]

Sorry, did you say something?

[dudewithasock]

Is being finnicky such a bad thing?

And who cares about peas when asparagus is the best vegetable?

[GILD]

Do peas make your wee smell?

[dudewithasock]

No, but do they taste as heavenly as buttered asparagus with hollandaise?

[MrBoogiejuice]

More to the point, do we make your pee smell?

[GILD]

Can you have ham with hollandaise?

[dudewithasock]

Doesn't that sound good?

Why are you making me hungry??

[yoopers]

Can you have ham with hollandaise?
Can you have ham on the holidays?

[MrBoogiejuice]

More to the point, can you have holidays on the ham?

[yoopers]

More to the point, can you have holidays on the ham?
Or holidays on the lamb?

[subsonic87]

Or holidays on the lamb?
Or lollidays on the hand?

[dudewithasock]

Or...or...what the heck?

[subsonic87]

You mean you don't know what that means?

[vogonpoet]

That would probably sound more like hail, wouldn't it?

[dudewithasock]

Doesn't it seem like no one knows what "lollidays on the hand" means?

[subsonic87]

Doesn't it seem like no one knows what "lollidays on the hand" means?
D'ya think maybe I made it up (as a quasi-Spoonerism)?

Also, do rhetorical questions count?

[GILD]

Do they ever!?

[subsonic87]

What if this weren't a hypothetical question?

[GILD]

Can you just imagine a world with no hypothetical questions?

[tomblackwood]

Can you have ham with hollandaise?
Sure, isn't that what Eggs Benedict is? Isn't it an English Muffin with Canadian Ham, poached eggs, and hollandaise?

[GILD]

Where are the eggs from?

[tomblackwood]

Where are the eggs from?
If you stopped to think, would "chickens" have come to mind? Or would you confuse them with Turkey like so many Yoopers sorority girls?

[GILD]

If we knew, wouldn't it make Eggs Benedict the most 'United Nations' of meals?

[GILD]

Does this help?

[tomblackwood]

If we knew, wouldn't it make Eggs Benedict the most 'United Nations' of meals?
If it's international cachet you want, shouldn't you be ordering your eggs from here (http://www.savpriyaexim.com/glpcat/rfq.pl?pcid=235&pcode=FFE-01)?

[GILD]

If it's international cachet you want, shouldn't you be ordering your eggs from here (http://www.savpriyaexim.com/glpcat/rfq.pl?pcid=235&pcode=FFE-01)?Shall we have a vote?

[yoopers]

Elaine Dickinson: Would you like something to read?
Woman: Do you have anything light?
Elaine Dickinson: Umm, how 'bout this leaflet: "Famous Jewish Sports Legends"?

[GILD]

Aren't you talking about Italian war heroes?

[yoopers]

Captain Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?



Elaine Dickinson: There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight; by the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?



Captain Oveur: You ever been in a cockpit before?
Joey: No sir, I've never been up in a plane before... (begging the threads indulgence for this little aside)
Captain Oveur: You ever seen a grown man naked?



Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

[yoopers]

Why did I get up at 5:00 a.m. on my day off? I know it's a holiday and all (Veteran's Day for us gov't workers) but did the puppy have to be consistent and start whining at 5:00? He's sleeping now so should I start howling at him?

[GILD]

He's sleeping now so should I start howling at him?If you decide to do that, can we have some video please?

[yoopers]

How do I howl at the dog in question form?

[GILD]

Shouldn't you just go up in pitch at the end like when you ask a question in a sentence?

[yoopers]

Shouldn't you just go up in pitch at the end like when you ask a question in a sentence?
Like this?

Howwwwellll?

[GILD]

Shall we ask the judges?

[yoopers]

If you decide to do that, can we have some video please?

Would you believe I actually did it?

http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=107565&g2_page=7

[UniBrier]

Would you believe I actually did it?

http://www.unicyclist.com/gallery/?g2_view=core.ShowItem&g2_itemId=107565&g2_page=7What else to you and the dog have in common besides howling and a furry face?

[yoopers]

What else to you and the dog have in common besides howling and a furry face?
Could it be lack of sleep?

[abbabibble]

was that not the most random thing we've ever seen?

[subsonic87]

Do you think I was even able to see it? (Dang ol' WMP users..)

[yoopers]

Where, where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
....

[dudewithasock]

Hey you, out there in the cold, getting lonely getting old, can you feel me?
Hey you, standing in the aisles, with itchy feet and fading smiles, can you feel me?

Hey you, out there on your own, sitting naked by the phone, would you touch me?
Hey you, with your ear against the wall, waiting for someone to call out, would you touch me?
Hey you, would you help me to carry the stoooooo-ooooo-ooone?

Hey you, standing in the road, always doing what your told, can you help me?
Hey you, out there beyond the wall, breaking bottles in the hall, can you help me?

[tomblackwood]

Roger Waters, right? Shouldn't you give credit where credit is due?

[uni will]

Should I?

[tomblackwood]

Should I?
Depends...are you also Dudewithasock?

[dudewithasock]

Don't you see that it's sort of hard to give credit to someone when you can only post in questions?

[mike_echter]

Can I ask a question? Why are we doing this? :-p

[dudewithasock]

Can I ask a question?

Who's your daddy?

[yoopers]

Can I ask a question?

Who's your daddy?
Is he richhhh, is he rich like me?

[dudewithasock]

Is he home across the ocean, leaving just a memory?

Daddy, what else did you leave for me?

What did you leave behind for me?

[yoopers]

Can I ask a question? Why are we doing this? :-pHave you seen this (http://www2.warnerbros.com/web/whoseline/index.jsp)?

[abbabibble]

Who hasn't?

[phil]

Shouldn't you just go up in pitch at the end like when you ask a question in a sentence?
Did you know that in parts of Devon in the UK they end every sentence like this, whether it is a question or not? Have you *any idea* as to how confusing that is when you're not used to it?!

Phil

[UniBrier]

Where, where are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
....Hee Haw? (http://www.heehaw.com/)



Did you know?: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hee_Haw)
"Where Are You Tonight?" (nonsense duet written by Campbell and Owens in the vein of "O Susana" and "Old Dan Tucker", for which a new stanza was written for each episode)

Any more trips down memory lane?

[UniBrier]

Have you *any idea* as to how confusing that is when you're not used to it?!No, how confusing is it?

[yoopers]

Hee Haw? (http://www.heehaw.com/)



Did you know?: (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hee_Haw)


Any more trips down memory lane?
Sure, how about The Captain & Tennille's Musketrat Love (http://music.yahoo.com/track/495071)?

[phil]

No, how confusing is it?
Would you believe me if I told you?

Phil

[tomblackwood]

Any more trips down memory lane?
BR549?

[yoopers]

BR549?
Wanna buy a car?

[tomblackwood]

Wanna buy a car?
When buying a car, the smart person first samples (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/WarheadsLegoMan/JuniorSamples.jpg) it, right?

[daino149]

When buying a car, the smart person first samples (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/WarheadsLegoMan/JuniorSamples.jpg) it, right?


Why would they?

[GILD]

Who's your daddy?What's the origin of that question/phrase?

[GILD]

was that not the most random thing we've ever seen?
How random is random?

[yoopers]

How random is random?
How did Forrest Gump put it? Random is as random does?

[UniBrier]

BR549?Do you have their CD (http://www.br5-49.com/)?

[GILD]

How random is random?Can anyone name the CD this quote is taken from.

[yoopers]

Can anyone name the CD this quote is taken from.
Dave, are you being careful here? Did you commit a punctuation error at the end of your sentence?

[GILD]

There is no sentence, is there?

[this end up]

Why would they?

why wouldn't they?

[maestro8]

There is no sentence, is there?
Then would there even be a thread?

[GILD]

There is a thread?

[tomblackwood]

Can anyone name the CD this quote is taken from.Are you going to make Miss Ayerley kick your a$$ for improper use of the period?

[GILD]

Is Miss Ayerley going to get off her lazy, nitpicking arse and answer the question?

[Jeane_Dixon]

Is Miss Ayerley going to get off her lazy, nitpicking arse and answer the question?I predict not...don't you know anything about women? Is there really a question here that justifies us getting involved?

[GILD]

Is there really a question here that justifies us getting involved?Isn't this good enough for ya?
Can anyone name the CD this quote is taken from?

[GILD]

don't you know anything about women?What kind of a question is that?
Want me to put my ex-girlfriend onto you?

[this end up]

do you really think it is wise to put your ex-gf onto her?

[GILD]

Wouldn't you like to watch?

[yoopers]

What kind of a question is that?
Want me to put my ex-girlfriend onto you?
Is Luba really that sort of girl?

[U-Turn]

Is you surname Te Kanawa?Does anyone not love Kiri?

[GILD]

Couldn't you find an older post to quote?

[GILD]

Is Luba really that sort of girl?Who said I was talking about Luba?

[dudewithasock]

Who doesn't love a good blueberry muffin?

[GILD]

Miss Aylerey?

[this end up]

Who doesn't love a good blueberry muffin?

people without taste buds are very unfortunate, don't you think?

[this end up]

have you ever stopped to think, and forget to start again?

[Miss Ayelery]

Miss Aylerey?
Yes dear? Can I help you with something? Some cool spelling or punctuation tips perhaps?

[subsonic87]

Yes dear? Can I help you with something? Some cool spelling or punctuation tips perhaps?
Or maybe Strong Bad could help?

(i.e. "Okay, Dan, I'm only gonna sing this one more time: Oh, If you want it to be possessive, it's just "I-T-S." But, if it's supposed to be a contraction then it's "I-T-apostrophe-S," scalawag." One of many helpful tips from Strong Bad's Rhythm 'n' Grammar.)

[yoopers]

Yes dear? Can I help you with something? Some cool spelling or punctuation tips perhaps?
Will the real Miss Ayelery please stand up?

[dudewithasock]

Wouldn't you love to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner?

[GILD]

Yes dear? Can I help you with something? Some cool spelling or punctuation tips perhaps?
Could you answer the original question?

[Miss Ayelery]

Could you answer the original question?
The original question (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44191) was to yoopers dear; can you please try to keep up?

[GILD]

can you please try to keep up?Yo, Miss A, don't you think you should keep (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=390857&postcount=359) up (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=390865&postcount=360)?

[yoopers]

The original question (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44191) was to yoopers dear; can you please try to keep up?
Just wondering, was my answer sufficient?

[yoopers]

Wouldn't you love to be an Oscar Meyer Weiner?
Mr. Withasock, I believe it's spelled "Mayer" so would you please try to be careful so we don't raise the ire of Miss Ayelery and end up making the forums a dangerous place for those of us who struggle with shortcomings and other issues for which she has vast experience with past examples of unruly children which have set in her mind the image that all the world is filled with hoodlums that are in severe need of correction with the big wooden ruler that she constantly carries in her old, weather-beaten hands created from long hours of observing said hoodlums on playgrounds across the nation during all sorts of inclimate weather and constantly raising said hands into the air in a striking position.........eh?

[phil]

.........eh?
:)?

Phil

[habbywall]

does anybody else think this is a dream?
I started this and now it is on page 25, I never thought it would get this high, did any of you people think it would?

[dudewithasock]

Isn't my room nice and cleeean?

[Miss Ayelery]

Mr. Withasock, I believe it's spelled "Mayer" so would you please try to be careful so we don't raise the ire of Miss Ayelery and end up making the forums a dangerous place for those of us who struggle with shortcomings and other issues for which she has vast experience with past examples of unruly children which have set in her mind the image that all the world is filled with hoodlums that are in severe need of correction with the big wooden ruler that she constantly carries in her old, weather-beaten hands created from long hours of observing said hoodlums on playgrounds across the nation during all sorts of inclimate weather and constantly raising said hands into the air in a striking position.........eh?
Did it feel good to get that off your chest, Yoopers dear? :) And what makes you think my hands are "weather-beaten"? Don't you know I use an emollient?

MA

[James_Potter]

The original question (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=44191) was to yoopers dear; can you please try to keep up?
Didn't you mean to spell Yoopers with a capital Y, as it is a proper noun?

[Miss Ayelery]

Didn't you mean to spell Yoopers with a capital Y, as it is a proper noun?
Does he spell it with a capital dear?

[GILD]

Why isn't 'capital' spelt with a capital?

[yoopers]

Did it feel good to get that off your chest, Yoopers dear? :) And what makes you think my hands are "weather-beaten"? Don't you know I use an emollient?

MA
You know, I had to ask myself, "Do I feel better?" and wouldn't you know, the answer is yes? Isn't it amazing how finally spilling the truth can relieve such tensions?

Now, just where would I get the idea that your hands are weather-beaten?

Your ever-faithful homework turner-inner,
Bruce

[GILD]

Your ever-faithful homework turner-inner,
BruceCarefull now Bruce, we don't want any punctuation issues now..., do we?

[yoopers]

Carefull now Bruce, we don't want any punctuation issues now..., do we?
Absolutely not because a good Miss Ayelery switchin' doesn't feel very good, does it?

[GILD]

Didn't you know that there are certain things about your private life I'd rather not know about?

[Miss Ayelery]

Now, just where would I get the idea that your hands are weather-beaten?
Isn't it obvious that's my stunt double? Look at my avatar; isn't my skin smooth and youthful looking?

[GILD]

Stunt Double?
Are you telling us you're into Extreem Grammar?

[subsonic87]

Isn't it obvious that's my stunt double? Look at my avatar; isn't my skin smooth and youthful looking?
What about the poor kiddies who are disillusioned now because you don't do your own stunts? What of them?! ;)

[yoopers]

Isn't it obvious that's my stunt double? Look at my avatar; isn't my skin smooth and youthful looking?
Actually if the truth be known, given the style of your attire, glasses and hair, that was your smooth and youthful appearance in 1918, right?

[tomblackwood]

Actually if the truth be known, given the style of your attire, glasses and hair, that was your smooth and youthful appearance in 1918, right?
Since we're now on the topic of avatar pictures with smooth and youthful skin, can I join in?

[Magic 8 Ball]

Man, do I feel out of place in this thread?

[john_childs]

Stunt Double?
Are you telling us you're into Extreem Grammar?
There is such a thing as Extreme Programming (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extreme_programming) so why not Extreme Grammar?

[dudewithasock]

But is there such thing as Extreem (http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/1965/owned5gs.png) Programming?

[john_childs]

But is there such thing as Extreem (http://img498.imageshack.us/img498/1965/owned5gs.png) Programming?
There is a MTB trail in Kelso (http://www.conservationhalton.on.ca/kelso.html) Ontario named X-Treem Trail. When you're going extreme it doesn't matter how you spell it.

[UniBrier]

There is a MTB trail in Kelso (http://www.conservationhalton.on.ca/kelso.html) Ontario named X-Treem Trail. When you're going extreme it doesn't matter how you spell it.Can you edit this into the form of a question?

[john_childs]

There is a MTB trail in Kelso (http://www.conservationhalton.on.ca/kelso.html) Ontario named X-Treem Trail. When you're going extreme it doesn't matter how you spell it.
When you're going extreme does it matter how you spell it?

[yoopers]

There is a MTB trail in Kelso (http://www.conservationhalton.on.ca/kelso.html) Ontario named X-Treem Trail. When you're going extreme it doesn't matter how you spell it.
Hey John Childs... ?????????

[yoopers]

Did this thread go away over the weekend?

[GILD]

Don't you wish it did?

[tomblackwood]

Don't you wish it did?
Am I afraid to say "Yes" out of fear of accumulating more negative rep? Does the rep system have a chilling effect on freedom of expression in the fora?

[yoopers]

Am I afraid to say "Yes" out of fear of accumulating more negative rep? Does the rep system have a chilling effect on freedom of expression in the fora?
It does seem to temper it, doesn't it?

[tomblackwood]

It does seem to temper it, doesn't it?
Am I over losing my second green box yet? Does it pain me to have my posts on either side of an established "double boxer" like yoopers?

[yoopers]

Does it pain me to have my posts on either side of an established "double boxer" like yoopers?
You mean double boxer like this?

[GILD]

Who lost a second green box?

[UniBrier]

Could it be be?

[dudewithasock]

Didn't I only have one box to begin with?

[GILD]

Didn't I only have one box to begin with?Didn't we almost have it all?

[tomblackwood]

Didn't we almost have it all?
Is it possible to thank you enough for getting that song stuck in my head?

[dudewithasock]

Is it also possible that the above post is dripping with sarcasm?

[person]

do you think it is

[tomblackwood]

Is it also possible that the above post is dripping with sarcasm?I didn't see any "above" post, did you? Isn't your post at the top of the page?

[dudewithasock]

Blast....?

[maestro8]

I didn't see any "above" post, did you? Isn't your post at the top of the page?
Do you know you can edit the default "posts per page"?

edit: Do you know you can edit your posts, too?

2nd edit: Isn't this a blast?

[subsonic87]

Do you know you can edit the default "posts per page"?

edit: Do you know you can edit your posts, too?

2nd edit: Isn't this a blast?
Anyone else waiting for Gilby to edit maestro's post and add something?;)

[GILD]

Is it possible to thank you enough for getting that song stuck in my head?Did I mention that it's only my pleasure?

[abbabibble]

2nd edit: Isn't this a blast?

who wouldn't think so?

[yoopers]

Did I mention that it's only my pleasure?
It's your ONLY pleasure, Dave? Man, what's that say about the rest of us in your big unicycle family out here? Even more, how is Luba going to survive knowing that she just can't please her man no matter what she does or how she cooks?

[GILD]

Will you stop misquoting me?

[tomblackwood]

Will you all please stop misquoting me?
Can someone let me know once that happens?

[maestro8]

Will you stop misquoting Roosevelt?
What else do we have to fear besides fear itself?

[yoopers]

What else do we have to fear besides fear itself?
Whose like is it anyway?

[yoopers]

What else do we have to fear besides fear itself?
Whose line is it anyway?
(oops, too late for an edit on the previous one)

[subsonic87]

Do you think maybe you should spellcheck your posts before you post them, in order to prevent tyops?

[yoopers]

Do you think maybe you should spellcheck your posts before you post them, in order to prevent tyops?
I believe the word "like" is a legitimate word, isn't it? Would not spellcheck run right over top of it without blinking?

[subsonic87]

Don't you it's possible that I could have meant spellchecking it manually, instead of using those computer-box things?

Edit: In which case, don't you think I should have said "check the spelling" rather than "spellcheck"?

[yoopers]

Don't you it's possible...
???????

[subsonic87]

Do you like the irony of misspelled posts as I'm getting on your case for making mistakes in spelling? ;)

[yoopers]

Do you like the irony of misspelled posts as I'm getting on your case for making mistakes in spelling? ;)
:D ?

[tomblackwood]

:D ?
Hey, are you laughin' at me???

[yoopers]

Hey, are you laughin' at me???
How are my teeth? :D Do they need care?

[Unibando]

Why are you asking me? Do you think i'm a dentist?

[GILD]

How are my teeth? :D Do they need care?You mean prior to being knocked out?

[dudewithasock]

Who would go to a dentists after they got their teeth knocked out? What is a dentist going to do about that?

[forrestunifreak]

Whats a lione question ganme anyway?


Why am I not already onto this?

[GILD]

Hi Bruce, how was the holiday?

[yoopers]

Hi Bruce, how was the holiday?
Do you accept PM's?

[tomblackwood]

Do you accept PM's?
Do the rest of us feel left out now?

[yoopers]

left out...
How did you know what position I played on the team?

[tomblackwood]

How did you know what position I played on the team?
Is it possible I heard it from Jeane Dixon? Doesn't she know everything?

[benjaug]

I don't know, does she?

[tomblackwood]

I know it's late, but am I just talking to myself here?

[maestro8]

I know it's late, but am I just talking to myself here?
Doesn't "late" start at midnight? Or does your definition of "late" begin with the "Late Show" at 11:30 PM?

[benjaug]

Why would it be the "late show" if it weren't late?

[GILD]

Would Bruce mind of I said 'only Mastercard and Visa'?

[tomblackwood]

Would Bruce mind of I said 'only Mastercard and Visa'?
In saying "of" did you really mean "if"?

[GILD]

Would it make a difference of I did?

[tomblackwood]

Would it make a difference of I did?
I think it would to Miss A, don't you? Of she wouldn't give you a hard time, who would?

[GILD]

...who would?


Oooh, is that a bit of a freudian-slipped clue as to Miss A's identity?

[this end up]

wtf?

[yoopers]

I think it would to Miss A, don't you? Of she wouldn't give you a hard time, who would?
I wonder...what was Miss A like in her earlier years last century?

[GILD]

I wonder...what was Miss A like in her earlier years last century?You mean 6 years ago?

[yoopers]

You mean 6 years ago?
Did you forget a zero on the backside of the six?

[GILD]

Will 60 years take me back to 1999?

[yoopers]

Was this thread really on page 3?

[tomblackwood]

Was this thread really on page 3?
How did it fall that quickly?

[yoopers]

How did it fall that quickly?
Must be good quality gravity, eh?

[this end up]

does jupiter have greater gravity than we do?

[dudewithasock]

Didn't you pay attention in 3rd grade science?

[Unibando]

are you just dumb, or we're you born that way?

[subsonic87]

Did you not learn how to use contractions, or "we're" you just born that way?

[kristine]

Did you not learn how to use contractions, or "we're" you just born that way?

ohhh, good one.

[maestro8]

ohhh, good one.
do we have to remind you that we're playing a game here? that this thread shall live and die by one, just one rule? do you know what this rule is?

[Miss Ayelery]

Did you not learn how to use contractions, or "we're" you just born that way?
Are you trying to muscle in on my business?

[maestro8]

Are you trying to muscle in on my business?
What's wrong, Miss? Haven't you the muscle to fend off these feisty young lads? Could you flex for us?

[subsonic87]

Are you trying to muscle in on my business?
What would you do if I said "yes"?

[this end up]

Are you trying to muscle in on my business?

if you weren't quick enough to catch that why not let people help you?

[yoopers]

Tea anyone?

[maestro8]

Tea anyone?
Have you any of that wonderful Premium African Rooibos red tea? Did you hear that it's loaded with antioxidants, naturally decaffinated, and tastes quite yummy?

[subsonic87]

What? What could be better than "tea, Earl Grey, hot"? Or just I just expose my geekiness?

[yoopers]

Have you any of that wonderful Premium African Rooibos red tea? Did you hear that it's loaded with antioxidants, naturally decaffinated, and tastes quite yummy?
No, but would green tea from the discount store suffice?

[Miss Ayelery]

if you weren't quick enough to catch that why not let people help you?
I really should, shouldn't I? Do you think it makes sense for me to franchise?

[boo radley]

would anyone mind if i were to shoot miss ayelery before she begins franchising?

[yoopers]

would anyone mind if i were to shoot miss ayelery before she begins franchising?
You can't do that because weren't you aware that Miss Ayelery is almost kin to our unicyclist family as she is Steve DeKoekKoek's younger sister?

[habbywall]

are you people sure everythin in here is a question?

[boo radley]

yes?

[tomblackwood]

yes?
Do you always make it a habit of answering a question with a question?

[GILD]

are you people sure everythin in here is a question?
Don't you think we would've checked?

[this end up]

I really should, shouldn't I? Do you think it makes sense for me to franchise?

it worked for wendy's didn't it?

[GILD]

Yeah, and for another similarity, didn't they eventually get the finger as well?

[tomblackwood]

Can you believe this thread almost slipped onto page 3? Was the finger in the chili image that much of a turnoff?

[GILD]

Wouldn't that have killed the thread?

[tomblackwood]

Wouldn't that have killed the thread?
Why would it, if this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39610) hasn't worked?

[GILD]

Why would it, if this (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39610) hasn't worked?Does billy work for Wendy's now?

[yoopers]

Does billy work for Wendy's now?
Or better, does he still have all his fingers?

[tomblackwood]

Or better, does he still have all his fingers?
Are you talking about flippin' The Bird?

[tomblackwood]

Does GILD have the ability to recognize a rhetorical question (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=402543&postcount=31568)?

[GILD]

Does Tom enjoy skating on this ice and jumping?

[tomblackwood]

Does Tom enjoy skating on this ice and jumping?
And if he did, could someone name his favorite piece of ice?

[GILD]

I remember that pic from a couple of weeks ago.
Can't remember the spot tho.

[yoopers]

I remember that pic from a couple of weeks ago.
Can't remember the spot tho.
...................................?

[GILD]

Isn't it a good thing you remembered to edit in that '?' ?

What is the prescribed punishment?

[yoopers]

Isn't it a good thing you remembered to edit in that '?' ?

What is the prescribed punishment?
Me? Edit something? Could it be?



Whew!

[GILD]

Am I just trying to distract your attention from my own wrongdoing by posting that red-herring?
Is there a News Channel on the line right now offering me a job?

[yoopers]

Am I just trying to distract your attention from my own wrongdoing by posting that red-herring?
Is there a News Channel on the line right now offering me a job?
Red-herring?

[GILD]

You don't know about a red (http://www.answers.com/topic/red-herring) herring (http://www.hindu.com/br/2003/09/23/stories/2003092300090302.htm)?

Or was that another rhetorical question?

[yoopers]

You don't know about a red (http://www.answers.com/topic/red-herring) herring (http://www.hindu.com/br/2003/09/23/stories/2003092300090302.htm)?

Or was that another rhetorical question?
Could I be that ill-informed not to know what was meant by red-herring in this sense? Was this educational for me?

[GILD]

Why did you ask the original question?

[yoopers]

Why did you ask the original question?
Hey, how 'bout 'dem Bears?

[this end up]

whats with all of the accusations?

[habbywall]

has anybody else reliazed im falling behind in this?

[tomblackwood]

has anybody else reliazed im falling behind in this?
Do you think you should create a poll on this to find out what people think when they reliaze (sic) that you're falling behind?

[habbywall]

what is sic?

[Miss Ayelery]

what is sic?
According to Wikipedia, it is this:

Sic (Latin), [sic] representing "thus" or "as it is written here". This is often a short-hand indicating that a quoted source contains an error. For example, "I’ve missssppellled this" becomes "I’ve missssppellled [sic] this", when quoted by a later author who sees the spelling error and wishes to indicate that the source material contained the error, i.e. it was not introduced by the quoting author. However, correctly used, sic indicates only that the source is accurately shown, regardless of how wrong it may appear, and does not have to indicate an error at all.

In the case of tomblackwood's response to you dear, I believe there was an accurate indication of an error. "Reliaze" is not a word.