who's line question game, for real?

[yoopers]

If "every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man", are they also crazy 'bout sharp cheese?

[UniBrier]

If "every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man", are they also crazy 'bout sharp cheese?Did you know my wife's High School's team name is (still) the "Cheesemakers (http://www.tillamookhs.net/)"? Would it surprise you their cheer ended with "We're Sharp!"?

[yoopers]

Did you know my wife's High School's team name is (still) the "Cheesemakers (http://www.tillamookhs.net/)"? Would it surprise you their cheer ended with "We're Sharp!"?
Do they know these guys (http://www.maxpreps.com/FanPages/HomeSchool.mxp/SchoolID-9d874b8c-e644-449d-9bd2-ca2a7400ad9f) who are down the road from us? Can you imagine cheers such as "twist 'em up real good" or "salt them away"?

[UniBrier]

Do they have a contortionist team?

[yoopers]

Do they have a contortionist team?
They just might, but have I mentioned their infamous war cry of "Pretzel Power?"

Also, have you seen this site of unusual mascots (http://www.halcyon.com/marcs/mascot.html)?

[UniBrier]

Also, have you seen this site of unusual mascots (http://www.halcyon.com/marcs/mascot.html)?
Did I hear you say Ascots (http://shopping.msn.com/results/mens-ascots/bcatid6705/forsale?text=category:mens-ascots)?

[yoopers]

Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?

[TheGreenMonster]

wow you guys are stupid arent you?

[abbabibble]

...or are they just GENIUSES?

[yoopers]

Tryin' to think, now what was that famous Forrest Gump line....?

[UniBrier]

His line of Bubba Gump Shrimp?

[yoopers]

Would you like to swing on a star?
Carry moonbeams home in a jar?
And be better off than you are,
Or would you rather be a mule?

[caudy]

Is it possible to be a mule?
Would that be in a metaphorical sense?

[GILD]

Is this thing still going?

[tomblackwood]

Is this thing still going?
Still going where?

[yoopers]

Is this thing still going?
Isn't this thread quickly becoming a classic? How does a thread become a classic, by the way? Are there rules, requirements, qualifications? If a thread becomes a classic, does that make the thread starter a forum icon?

[GILD]

How does a thread become a classic, by the way?
Which way?

[GILD]

Did I hear you say Ascots (http://shopping.msn.com/results/mens-ascots/bcatid6705/forsale?text=category:mens-ascots)?

What's the difference between an ascot and a cravat?

[yoopers]

Which way?
Is it confusing, isn't it?

[GILD]

Do I look confuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_this_way_%28movie_line%29)d?

[this end up]

Do I look confuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_this_way_%28movie_line%29)d?

is that a rhetorical question?

[yoopers]

Do I look confuse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walk_this_way_%28movie_line%29)d?
Oh, man, does that remind me of one of my favorite jokes or what?

[UniBrier]

Should we be expecting an addition to the Clean Jokes thread soon?

[yoopers]

Should we be expecting an addition to the Clean Jokes thread soon?
Why not?

[GILD]

Are you guys too predictable or what?

[this end up]

Are you guys too predictable or what?



is that a rhetorical question?

[Joe2005]

is that a rhetorical question?
Do you always ask that?

[GILD]

is that a rhetorical question?
Can you imagine a world without rhetorical questions?

[Jerrick]

Can you imagine a world without rhetorical questions?

Is that a rhetorical question?

[Hazmat]

Is that a rhetorical question?
Was that a rhetorical question or just sarcasm???

[1-wheeled-grape]

whats the difference??

[Hazmat]

whats the difference??
I don't but i'm just wondering if it was sarcasm or if he was really asking???

[yoopers]

I don't but i'm just wondering if it was sarcasm or if he was really asking???
Did you just try to hide a statement behind some questions marks?

[GILD]

Was that a rhetorical question or just sarcasm???
Can you imagine what it would be like if I made it hypothetical?

[ivan]

What if we assume that he can?

[GILD]

Will that change anything?

[ivan]

Shall we try it and see?

[yoopers]

So what would characterize a thread as a classic? Would it be the number of replies, i.e., it's popularity? Would it be (and I seriously doubt this) it's content? I would consider such threads as "Most Replies", Gallery of Funny Pictures" and others as classics, wouldn't you? So if we first identify the components of classic, can we then begin considering which threads fit the bill?

(Ummm, aren't these cheesy powder biscuits I made last night the tops?)

[ivan]

Are you trying to change the subject?

[yoopers]

Are you trying to change the subject?
Did we have a subject?

[GILD]

Why are you repeating questions from earlier in the thread?

[ivan]

Is there only a limited number of questions one can come up with? Has that been asked before?

Do you want me to talk about aerodynamic forces experienced by airfoil blades on helicopters?

[yoopers]

Do you want me to talk about aerodynamic forces experienced by airfoil blades on helicopters?
Do you mean like when there is a difference in air pressure across the blade causing lift?

[yoopers]

Could the qualifications for a classic thread be one that is resurrected from the dead a certain number of times?

Could Who's Line be considered a classic thread yet?

[ivan]

Why are you leaving the rotational drag out of the picture?

[ivan]

Didn't the only MR resurection happen after Gilby unlocked it after locking it once?

Is MR a classic thread by your definition?

[yoopers]

Why are you leaving the rotational drag out of the picture?
Wasn't I speaking of instantaneous lift? Wouldn't that remove the rotational drag coefficient from the equation?

[yoopers]

Didn't the only MR resurection happen after Gilby unlocked it after locking it once?

Is MR a classic thread by your definition?
But isn't that what I'm asking? What is the definition of a classic thread?

[ivan]

Does removing a force from an equation stops it from acting in the real world?

[ivan]

But isn't that what I'm asking? What is the definition of a classic thread?
Do you want to make a list of classic threads and find a common characteristic that distingiushes them from all the other threads? Would that help you look for the definition? Or was it exactly what you were doing before?

Which specific threads do you consider classic?

[GILD]

What effect does the JC-bolts have on the aerodynamicism of helicopter blades?

[ivan]

What effect does the JC-bolts have on the aerodynamicism of helicopter blades?
What are JC-bolts and where are they located?

Wouldn't they be expected to create turbulent currents and therefore contribute to rotational drag if they happened to be located on the surface of the airfoil for some reason?

[yoopers]

Do you want to make a list of classic threads and find a common characteristic that distingiushes them from all the other threads? Would that help you look for the definition?Aren't you putting the cart before the horse? Don't we have to define classic before we identify such threads or make a list of them?

[GILD]

Have I congratulated Yoopers on passing that course yet?

[yoopers]

Have I congratulated Yoopers on passing that course yet?
You got that message already???? Wow, wasn't that fast?

[yoopers]

What do you do with a young man who's now home with the flu after just recovering from an apendicitus attack and a cold? How can I get this guy healthy so he can compete in our first track meet tomorrow?

[GILD]

Have you tried 3000mg of VitaminC?

[ivan]

Aren't you putting the cart before the horse? Don't we have to define classic before we identify such threads or make a list of them?
Isn't there an already-existing definition of classic?

[ivan]

What do you do with a young man who's now home with the flu after just recovering from an apendicitus attack and a cold? How can I get this guy healthy so he can compete in our first track meet tomorrow?
Wouldn't you think that doing competitive sports right after having(or while still having) a flue and after an appendicitis attack is not the best possible option for a young man who wants to remain healthy in the long run? Is the track meat really that important?

[this end up]

is that a hypothetical question?

[yoopers]

Is the track meat really that important?
Well the meat may not be as important (probably shouldn't eat before he runs anyway) but wouldn't you think that the meet would be after training so hard for so long?

[Miss Ayelery]

is that a hypothetical question?
Shouldn't your question begin with a capital letter?

[Divebomber]

Well the meat may not be as important (probably shouldn't eat before he runs anyway) but wouldn't you think that the meet would be after training so hard for so long?

But why would he want to risk a relapse or worse just for a track meet? Is he concerned about the meet or are you?

[yoopers]

But why would he want to risk a relapse or worse just for a track meet? Is he concerned about the meet or are you?
May I direct you here (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showpost.php?p=985306&postcount=4) for an answer to your question?

[yoopers]

Shouldn't your question begin with a capital letter?
Miss A, is that really you? How'd the operation go? Are you able to walk on your own yet? Do you have that knit scarf you were making for me done yet?

[UniBrier]

Do you have that knit scarf you were making for me done yet?What's the hurry now? Are you expecting an extended winter?

[this end up]

Shouldn't your question begin with a capital letter?

Do you think i was striving for grammatical perfection?

[GILD]

Is that you, John Wayne?

[this end up]

have you ever experienced this problem before?

[tomblackwood]

Can you believe this thread has been dormant for so many days? How could people let it drop past Page 10? Yoopers, wasn't it your turn to threadsit?

[this end up]

do you think i was trying to kill this thread?

[tomblackwood]

do you think i was trying to kill this thread?
I dunno...does the shoe fit (http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?t=39610)?

[UniBrier]

Does the Foo SH.. (http://jokes.federal.ro/joke/2016.htm)?

[yoopers]

Can you believe this thread has been dormant for so many days? How could people let it drop past Page 10? Yoopers, wasn't it your turn to threadsit?
Yeah, there probably is a law against thread abandonment or endangerment, isn't there?

[GILD]

Did we all forget about the thread or secretly hope it would just go away?

[Hazmat]

Did we all forget about the thread or secretly hope it would just go away?
If we did, then why am i posting in here??? :confused:

[1-wheeled-grape]

does anyone know or care why he's posting here???

[UniBrier]

Isn't the question: "Does anyone really know what time it is?" before you ask whether you really care?

[this end up]

if your on vacation does it matter what time it is???? :confused:

[yoopers]

if your on vacation does it matter what time it is???? :confused:
What is this word "vacation" you speak of?

[GILD]

Don't you know what a vacation is?

[Hazmat]

Don't you know what a vacation is?
Does it have something to do with this thing i heard the other day called "work"??? :confused:

[yoopers]

Does it have something to do with this thing i heard the other day called "work"??? :confused:
What is this word work you speak of?

[GILD]

Is it anything like golf?

[1-wheeled-grape]

what is golf!?!:D

[UniBrier]

Is this the answer you are looking for?

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/e/e6/Disc_golf_in_basket.JPG/352px-

[1-wheeled-grape]

is that disc-golf??

[yoopers]

Is this the answer you are looking for?

Or this?

[1-wheeled-grape]

has that been photoshoped?? (if so its done poorly, digimods is awesome!:D )

[jamessd]

has that been photoshoped?? (if so its done poorly, digimods is awesome!:D )
How can you say that? Is it that obvious?

[1-wheeled-grape]

am i wrong in saying that the carbon fibre wing mirror does not look real??

[this end up]

do you agree that the mirror looks pixelated?

[UniBrier]

Do things get pixelated from exposure to pixy dust?

[yoopers]

Do things get pixelated from exposure to pixy dust?
With all that dust lying around, do you think you could get it cleaned it up with Pixie Dust Spray? I mean, c'mon, with visitors coming, why would you want a dusty house? You wouldn't want your nice living room furniture to become pixilated now would you? Wouldn't that be embarrassing when guests arrive?

?

[yoopers]

Page 4 this time? I'm sorry, Tom, am I shirking my duties again? I really should retire from this thread-watching gig, eh?

[UniBrier]

I really should retire from this thread-watching gig, eh?
Does adding an "eh" turn a statement into a question? Are you getting very close to crossing into the yellow card zone?

[GILD]

Do they even have yellow cards in Canada?

[UniBrier]

Are you refering to the country spelled: "C-eh?-N-eh?-D-eh?"?

[tomblackwood]

Are you refering to the country spelled: "C-eh?-N-eh?-D-eh?"?
Don't you think you owe the rest of us thread regulars a Molson for trotting out that old chestnut?

[yoopers]

Does adding an "eh" turn a statement into a question? Are you getting very close to crossing into the yellow card zone?
Isn't "eh?" a wonderful invention?

[1-wheeled-grape]

am i the only one that thinks "ish" is better?? ("I'll see you tommorowish":D )

[Miss Ayelery]

Isn't "eh?" a wonderful invention?
My dear Bruce, given the spirit of this sub-topic, wouldn't the correct usage be "Eh is a wonderful invention, eh?"?

[yoopers]

My dear Bruce, given the spirit of this sub-topic, wouldn't the correct usage be "Eh is a wonderful invention, eh?"?
How much more can I agree with you? In viewing your admonition, though, would not only one final question mark within the last quotation mark be correct?

In spite of that, shouldn't the phrase, "You are smart beyond your years," normally be applicable here? But in this case, can anything catch up to your years?

[UniBrier]

Don't you think you owe the rest of us thread regulars a Molson for trotting out that old chestnut?Didn't you already know that I do not prefer to drink alone?

[GILD]

Didn't you already know that I do not prefer to drink alone?
Have you read this articl (http://www.drunkard.com/issues/03_03/03-03_zen_drinking_alone.htm)e yet?

[UniBrier]

Should I have listened to George (http://www.lyricsdownload.com/george-thorogood-i-drink-alone-lyrics.html) all along?

[GILD]

Do you really want to listen to that?

[UniBrier]

Can I help it if the local Classic Rock station had that song in its rotation over the past weeks?

[GILD]

Do you listen to a classic rock station by choice?

[this end up]

How much more can I agree with you? In viewing your admonition, though, would not only one final question mark within the last quotation mark be correct?

In spite of that, shouldn't the phrase, "You are smart beyond your years," normally be applicable here? But in this case, can anything catch up to your years?

Does that mean that you just beat the almighty Ms. Ayelery?

[Miss Ayelery]

Does that mean that you just beat the almighty Ms. Ayelery?
If I considered myself a "Ms.", don't you think I would have put that in my forum name?

[ivan]

Wouldn't "Ms." be the natural address form to use if he had somehow failed to remember your marital status?

More importantly, would you ditch your account if you married? Or does your account stop you from marrying, perchance?

[this end up]

can you even comprehend how confused i am?

[yoopers]

can you even comprehend how confused i am?
With Miss Ayelery lurking about, did you just forget to capitalize the word "I" and the first word of your sentence? Should I expect to see you at the board writing one-hundred times, "I will use proper capitalization?"

[this end up]

Why must you now become the new ayelery? I don't like it one bit, its too bad eh?

[UniBrier]

Just what is with all these sub-20's that can't press "shift" and another key simultaneously?

[TheGreenMonster]

hey....

Dang it I lose dont I?

no i dont

UGGGH confuse???

[yoopers]

hey....

Dang it I lose dont I?

no i dont

UGGGH confuse???
How resounding can the word "Yes" be?
?

[ivan]

"I will use proper capitalization?"
Who is this I you speak of?

[UniBrier]

Who is this you I speak of?

[GILD]

Isn't you on first?

[yoopers]

Isn't you on first?
Then who's Who's?

[GILD]

Is that Pers on second?

[yoopers]

Is that Pers on second?
Who's Pers?

[GILD]

Isn't he yoo'rs siamese twin?

[Hazmat]

Isn't he yoo'rs siamese twin?
What the heck is a Siamese twin???

[unidude55]

They teh poop a lot don`t they?

[yoopers]

What the heck is a Siamese twin???
Are you serious? You really don't know what Siamese twins are? Would it be fair to say that they are two individuals from the same mother, same egg that were born in Siam? Did you know that after 1939, you would have to call such people Thailandian twins?

Have you ever heard the ancient Siamese birth chant that goes something like this: "Owa Tagu Siam?"


They teh poop a lot don`t they?
?????

[Hazmat]

Are you serious? You really don't know what Siamese twins are? Would it be fair to say that they are two individuals from the same mother, same egg that were born in Siam? Did you know that after 1939, you would have to call such people Thailandian twins?

Have you ever heard the ancient Siamese birth chant that goes something like this: "Owa Tagu Siam?"

?????
1) I was only kidding yoopers. :p
2) I did not know that. :eek:
3) Nope, what's that???

[yoopers]

1) I was only kidding yoopers. :p
2) I did not know that. :eek:
Oh, must you put me in such a spot?

[tomblackwood]

Did you know that after 1939, you would have to call such people Thailandian twins?
What if they were well-dressed twins? Wouldn't you then call them Thailish?

[ivan]

Oh, must you put me in such a spot?
Should that guy with the yellow card have a more inquisitve expression on his face? Doesn't he look like he's trying to make a statement? Should he not himself be yellow carded?

[UniBrier]

What if they were well-dressed twins? Wouldn't you then call them Thailish?Or is it sThailish? Is it redundant to say that a fancy Thai Restaurant would require a suit and Thai?

[yoopers]

Or is it sThailish? Is it redundant to say that a fancy Thai Restaurant would require a suit and Thai?
...and on it goes.

When Thai folks pull on their shoes, they have to ________ the laces.

When two Thais get married, they ________ the knot.

[yoopers]

No comments on the Thai birth chant?

[tomblackwood]

No comments on the Thai birth chant?
One, two, three offences. You're outta here!

[yoopers]

One, two, three offences. You're outta here!
How have I offended thee?

Besides, have you misplaced your question marks?

[UniBrier]

Did I miss anything over the past two days?

[tomblackwood]

How have I offended thee? Besides, have you misplaced your question marks?
Did I misplace my question marks, or was I just demonstrating solidarity by piling on your question-markless post with one of my own?

[yoopers]

Did I misplace my question marks, or was I just demonstrating solidarity by piling on your question-markless post with one of my own?
Oh my goodness, did I really do that? How could I have missed that before? Could I be more ashamed?

[tomblackwood]

Has anybody missed this thread besides me?

[AEV D.]

which thread?

[yoopers]

Has anybody missed this thread besides me?
Can life be complete without it?

[beeper]

Can life be complete without it?


Can you tell me why you put a question mark at the end of that sentence?

[tomblackwood]

Can you tell me why you put a question mark at the end of that sentence?
Could it be he's still feeling guilty about his most recent transgressions?

Ooops...did I just wake the sleeping dog from pages past? Or was it the more challenging act of trying to force water that's been under the bridge back upstream?

[beeper]

Could it be he's still feeling guilty about his most recent transgressions?

Ooops...did I just wake the sleeping dog from pages past? Or was it the more challenging act of trying to force water that's been under the bridge back upstream?


Would you mind elaborating?

Is there a point to your never ending vocabulary bananza?

Do I appear to have a dictionary nearby?

[tomblackwood]

Is there a point to your never ending vocabulary bananza? Do I appear to have a dictionary nearby?
Huh? Is "upstream" just a little too complex for you, Carl?

[1-wheeled-grape]

Does he understand any of what we are typing?

[yoopers]

Would you mind elaborating?
Please, can a fella handle much more shame? How much does my yellow card hate me?

[Hazmat]

:confused: What was the point of this thread again??? :confused:

[yoopers]

:confused: What was the point of this thread again??? :confused:
Wouldn't you consider it more pointless than anything else?

[tomblackwood]

:confused: What was the point of this thread again??? :confused:
Who was it that said "If you have to ask the point, you can't afford it"?

[GILD]

Wasn't that a Maserati salesman, talking about fuel economy and price?

[ivan]

Is it reading this thread that's making my head spin?

[tomblackwood]

Page 10? Are you kidding me? Are we that inattentive?

[GILD]

Is 'inattentive' even a word?

[kurtismyhead]

Yes? Does that count as a question even if I meant it to be an answer?

in·at·ten·tive /ˌɪnəˈtɛntɪv/ [in-uh-ten-tiv]
–adjective
not attentive; negligent?

Right?

[yoopers]

Won't this (http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080801/ap_on_re_us/wisconsin_shooting) require some attentiveness since we will be traveling right through Niagara (Wisconsin) tomorrow afternoon?

[tomblackwood]

Is 'inattentive' even a word?
From Merriam-Webster's online dictionary:

inattentive
One entry found.

inattentive

Main Entry: in·at·ten·tive
Pronunciation: \-ˈten-tiv\
Function: adjective
Date: 1692
: not attentive : not paying attention
— in·at·ten·tive·ly adverb
— in·at·ten·tive·ness noun

[GILD]

Is Tom cruising for a Yellow Card?

[kurtismyhead]

Tom? Did'nt I just say that? In question form?

[yoopers]

...and on it goes.

When Thai folks pull on their shoes, they have to ________ the laces.

When two Thais get married, they ________ the knot.
One, two, three offences. You're outta here!
How have I offended thee?

Besides, have you misplaced your question marks?
Did I misplace my question marks, or was I just demonstrating solidarity by piling on your question-markless post with one of my own?

Now what do we do?

From Merriam-Webster's online dictionary:

inattentive
One entry found.

inattentive

Main Entry: in·at·ten·tive
Pronunciation: \-ˈten-tiv\
Function: adjective
Date: 1692
: not attentive : not paying attention
— in·at·ten·tive·ly adverb
— in·at·ten·tive·ness noun
How do we handle this? Can I issue a yellow card to Tom in good conscious when he previously called me on a grievous error of my own against the regulations of this thread? How can we rectify the situation without an image of retaliation showing its ugly head? Should we use a different color card? Any suggestions?

[kurtismyhead]

What about the strike system? Tom, do you prefer strikes?

[tomblackwood]

Could I be any more embarrased about my egregious offence? Is it possible I was multi-tasking and forgot I was in the whose question thread? Or am I just so eager to prove I'm right that I let all protocol fall by the wayside?

Or is it d) all of the above?

[UniBrier]

Now what do we do?Where is Yoopers lately? What do we do?

[Hazmat]

Where is Yoopers lately? What do we do?
I don't know, do we play the waiting game??? :confused: